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The babe "handsome sha

E get one girl wey to dey form for my class that year like say na she fine pass, she come sabi book join so teachers like her, she always made us look bad. One day I write "DOG FOR SALE" onto small cardboard paper with red marker use super glue gum am for the back of her pinafore. Na so she Waka round the whole school with am. People laf am taya that day.

During my university days, my female class mate come visit me one evening, rain come start to fall, that's how it rained till night o. I beg dis babe make she allow me do small naw she no gree. Just when I got tired of begging and thinking of how I'd manage my konji till morning NEPA come bring light. As a big boy back then I had an AC in m room. Na so I on AC put am for 16 degrees, use all the duvet cover my body. She begged me to off it, I told her I don't sleep without AC. Lol. The girl nearly turn ice block for morning. and that's how we became enemies till our final paper.

I remember another one. After our pre-degree we were admitted into 100level, some jambites also got admission and joined us in 100level. Among the jambites was one chick, mehn! That babe was WORWOr like ayamatamga. Being the naughty boy I used to be I walked up to her one day before lectures and told her my guy has been tripping for her secretly but was shy of telling her. the babe just pick interest like say na Dauki pikin dey toast her.

Somebody see mumu still dey call am boyfriend. Smh. That's how some chick wee carry torch light and be finding trouble for themselves by themselves o.

Just say UKWU Daz all.. why the big engrish?

RadicallyBlunt:
Cut her finger and take it to market.

I concur.

And her father will now do what? Mcheeww. Mugu trying to justify muguness.

Make he no release for him mama back o

Tell her "baby I'm bored. Can we straf?".. mcheewww. Zonal chairman of friend zone lik you.

Who dat fuq is he?

I cannot categorically tell you the answer now.

Quattara: baby, you hawt pass sokoto sun.

Ngozi: Please stop nawww.. my gele wee son fall o.

skuribeebo:
this man is a product of chemical reaction.

That is his happy face o.

satelliteDISH:
Officer, abeg no let all those small small girls for mami market to dey deceive you. I wonder how you even manage to use that your small eyes take dey see the 20 20 naira wey drivers dey give you for roadblocks.

why evils?

Red cap thief sorry chief

Rad1cal:
Just like Tinubu. Yea !

Na who go prison be thief

Rad1cal:
Ibori is an overlord and kingmaker in Delta, you can keep your rants to yourself.

He is a common thief.

8. Bath 10 times a day.

That is what is left after 25 yrs of offering free sucking service to emeka, ibrahim, segun, okon, etc.

Hian! Everything na question.. when has walking into a store and picking up sanitary pad for your friend, gf, sister or whoever become a big deal?

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23 yrs! Bros, go check yourself coz I sure say your "akamu" don finish kpata kpata!

King of rap!

Very funny. The other one came on a wheelchair, this one is on crutches.. crooks!

Lwkmd @Registration fees.. Ashawo don dey get registration ma?

Buhari must hear this.

Player till death fa. RIP to the dead.

HungerBAD:
One time in my early teens.

My mom accused me wrongly for something i did not do, and in annoyance i said i will not eat that night. When i was called to pick my plate, i said no, and my mother without blinking an eyelid, shared my food among my younger ones.

By midnight, i had vowed never to walk away from food again in my life.

This Metuh, when it gets to his midnight and his stomach is singing WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, he will be begging the EFCC for some Agege Bread and pure water to push it down.

Common thief.

your early teen experience really shaped your life o sote your moniker turn "HungryBad".

Abacha of 1996 was richer than present day Ghana.

Fake people everywhere in this town. Thanks to Baba people are beginning to live on exactly what they earn. It is only in ABJ you'd find a civil servant of level 14 driving a car of 10million naira. I pray they begin to sell all those their empty houses scaterred all over.

The whole family should be arrested sef. Nonsense!

ahaika23:
Well, you need to do some study yourself. Find out how much this 8 Local Government state generates in gross annual revenue and kindly compare with Osun State, thank you.

The internally generated revenue belongs to the people of the state and not PDP nor APC except you support looting, as for the revenue from mineral resources, I don't get it. So they don't return the annual revenue to Federal government account controlled by APC again? At times I wonder what you guys mean when you say APC is fighting so hard to get the south south. You guys are only trying to feel important. Baba won the presidency without your votes.. and his victory was a hit back to back, from kano to Lagos to benue. . Lol so **in DonJazzy's voice** If it is the 5 percent you gave him that is your problem, come and collect it.

Of what use is a state of only 8 local government areas sef