₦airaland Forum

Everybody is an enemy of ndigbo. No be today.

God! This country has money o. You mean these people were looting billions on per second billing and government was still able to keep paying salaries and run government.

wisemany2k:
Guy, kokoA is saying the truth....

I lived in Enugu for some years and I witnessed the division between Catholics and Anglicans. I stopped taking Bishop chukwuma seriously after he was accused of adultry in 2001 by Prof Chinedu Nebo who was then an archdeacon in the cathedral of good shepherd, Enugu.

You can see I didn't mother to respond to those noise makers. I had my secondary education in Enugu for 6 good years and I have first hand knowledge about what I wrote.

jmaine:
Lolz . . . .Yet Dokpesi, Bafarawa and gang were taken to court . . . . .Who is deceiving who ? . . . . .

was it ever mentioned that those you mentioned offered to return the money they received?

jmaine:
Then take him to court ASAP and stop the needless delay. . . . . . .

He need not be prosecuted if he returns the money. That's what happened to the Gen. Isa guy.

Empty threat.

Na king yansh dem open for the whole world to see so

Shey after all these she will open for me ba No problem.

B4 nkor

NemzySeries:
choi!!!.....itz rada unfortunate dat sum peepz av started d new year wit no sense @ all......dis is January 10th already so aw silly wud u b by March talkmore of July. October and December? Probably u'll n a IndecentStar or Rapist b4 den

what is wrong in having an erection sir?

Idoma girls are fine sha with very sexy accent.

First stage of Mugulization.

brize:
right now there is no court order or any lagal order holding Nnamdi Kanu, do you know waht it is called? Illegal detention..... It is either he is charged to court or send to prison, but right now he is illegally detained in DSS custody with the order from Buhari, while they go maybe on jumia or Konga to shop for more charges....... we are not saying that he shouldnt be detained, charged to court and punished if found guilty but all we are saying is for them to do things in a civil and matured way in the ambit of the law.......... Or is Nigeria really a zoo?

Egbon Brize, If it is the presidency that you want, come and collect it and do it like that. #iStandWithBuhari

I laugh when some people talk about Biafra. I've lived in the east for a good number of years. Those guys fight each other over anything and everything down to church level. You won't understand the fierce battle between catholics and Anglicans until to reside in the east, they don't tolerate each other at all and one begins to wonder if it's only in that part of the country that you have these two churches

"When person don pass you for something he don pass you be that"... Mr. Ibu (2016).

PDP will never learn. When it comes to whatever media and online war, you don't mess with APC except you want to be disgraced. That's one thing I like APC for, during the cause of being an opposition they worked so hard in making sure they reach out to the people through whatever means possible and that is how they captured they entire Nigerian information space from TV to radio to dailies to social media to Internet generally. You have to give it to Lai Mohammed. He knew what he was saying whne he told olisa Metu to come for a crash course on being an opposition spokes person.

Every fukcing* arrest made was a hit back to back, from Dasuki to Metu to German..

Na d bad bad things wey dem dey do cause am. I have no atom of pity for them.

jerrythafinisher:
nice move ... she ought be stoned self

so how are you different from them now?

Mine is pulp fiction where Samuel L. Jackson was about to shoot that the white guy and he kept saying "what?!" "what?!"..
Jules:
[Jules shoots the man on the couch] I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett:
What?
Jules:
What country are you from?
Brett:
What? What? Wh – ?
Jules:
“What” ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett:
What?
Jules:
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett:
Yes! Yes!
Jules:
Then you know what I’m sayin’!
Brett:
Yes!
Jules:
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett:
What?
Jules:
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! Source: LYBIO.net
Brett:
He’s bald.
Jules:
Does he look like a bitch?
Brett:
What?
Jules:
[shoots Brett in the shoulder; Brett screams] DOES…HE…LOOK…LIKE…A BITCH?!
Brett:
[in pain] No!
Jules: Then why’d you try to Bleep him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett:
[faintly] I didn’t.
Jules:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett. You tried to Bleep him. And Marsellus Wallace don’t like to be bleeped by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett:
[gasping for breath] Yes.

Is like you are becoming a nuisance at home that's why. Go get yourself a man o else na una last born go give you the final embarrassment.

You: will you change to channel to telemundo before I slap you?! Everyday nickeledeon nickeledeon! What are learning from it sef?!

Last born: **in anger** Leave me jor! Mcheeww.

You: **snatches TV remote from her** give me something! Nonsense!

Last born: ohhhhhhhh! Infact just go! Leave!

You: where?!

Last born: your husband's house! You are 40! You are just here disturbing somebody. Mcheew.

You: **with a broken voice** MUMMY! I wee kill dis girl o!

Your mum: **shouting from the kitchen** leave my baby o. Go an give birth to your own and kill. Infact come here and blend tomatoes for me.

Dis guy's story can make a hit movie.

You wan shit? @Ur pics.

I stopped at that time where you said you not slept with her. You be mumu naw, and won't she leave you?

Christmas, boxing day, new year all passed with him lavishing goodies on you and you never realized you don't love him. Fear God o. Okay, just give him 1 week of steady puszzy as payment for all his love and care after that you can tell him your mind. If na me I no go vex again.

Let me tell you what will happen. He will sweet-talk you, you will fall for him, he will sleep with you, he will sleep with you again and again and again then he will leave you and jump on the next babe an you will be back to nairaland and tell us what has happened to you and some of us will pity for you, others will laugh at you and others won't give a rat azz over your love life.

cokacoola:
Babe be like "coka, he reach where e they reach o put am again" na so i take vex put am she come they shout "my womb o"

you fall tell am say **in Rekado bank's voice ** abegy no dey fall my hand, it's just d tip o.

brirold1:
We are there already....

WE? You and who?

My super mama P! I miss that woman jor but not her husband.

Matured people wee jus come online and be lying anyhow.. mcheeww **Farts on thread**

It depend on your cultural an religious belief. Up north it's a normal thing to get married to your cousin. What is a taboo in one man's land is not in another man land.

omenka:
How many times is her husband going to tell you guys her name is Iara and not Lara

This is so annoying.

why u come dey take panadol for another man headache?

PRYCE:
Winning An award from a football body as old as he is when his younger ones are piling up international accolades! Pity!


#TyrantBuhari

**in Donjazzy's voice** Egbon PRYCE, if it is the 15million votes he got from Nigerians that is your problem, come and collect it.