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Lemme guess what transpire in there..

Magu: good day sir. Rankadede Baba.

Buhari: Magu go straight to to point. What can I do for you?

Magu: Sir, we have arrested Metu and your friend, Gen. Isa

Buhari: Okay and so?

Magu: Dasuki mentioned them sir.

Buhari: See, walahi! Magu , I don't have all day. Stop shivering an talk to me like a man or get out of my office!

Magu: Sorry sir

Buhari: **silence**

Magu: what do we do with them sir?

Buhari: Did they chop money?

Magu: plenty sir. Dasuki gave them flenty walahi!

Buhari: Danboroba'n shege! Hold dem till they vomit everything! If I ever heard you released them walahi, I pity you. Now, leave my office.

Magu: Yes sir!

How much is it?

melvinjames:
Who is fooling who? Only zombies would believe Buhari would probe APC members.
Buhari rewarded Mr Corruption (Amaechi) with ministerial position instead of probing him. Ambode told us how Fashola bled Lagos dry yet he got a portfolio, this story is meant for APC monkeys.

Ok. Oya pass pass the mic.

He is not new to prison things himself, so he knows exactly what his son is going through.

VANHELLSING:
Wetin concerns me with how u take meet ur olosho wife?. Bastard,useless lying liar

Dude, she doesn't even know you and I believe your mama taught you better than this.

Baba dey on his own, some people carry torch light dey find him trouble.

Not interested in who grab what, the only thing I wanna know is who owns that nyansh behind the couple?

thomasthomas:
Another Northerner appointed!



Yes, but wait oooo



I thought some people said he is only appointing northerners.



Where is she from?

Zamfara.

Your name na stupidity and you wan advise person.. Maybe she took after her elder brother. #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusiness

Abeg make dem let us hear word. When dem dey share d money we no know o, now wey kasala don burst dem no go allow us rest. We follow dem chop am?

Op but you no get sense o. #NoOffience

Big F awaits you. Try dis trash with me and see. Lazy aszz stuent.

dkachi007:
I have been approached by at least three girls in the past (not counting the ones that came indirectly through friends) and in all those times I always admired their courage and told them so. The last one happened just last year and we r still dating

Not interested in the topic sha, but all I just wanna know is how dis guy reply take relate with dis topic now?

Tell her you saw her chasing you with a machete in your dream and yo mama said it means badluck. But! Bros.. Haba! 9 years.. you have completely banged out all the sweetness in her body naw. Who wan carry dat kind over used car?

jliusadura:
Where is your location?

NNPC Mega station Abuja.

Naija police can even tax a dead man.

Yes. I have.

I hope this friendly visit takes a very looooonnnngggg time.

ScotsReferendum:
It is a shame that Buhari is telling the whole world that no APC person is corrupt

Well blame the dumb people who voted the dumb politicians.



Signed

Scots Referendum

United Nations Referendum

Fukc off!

If he like make he appear for coffin. **in GEJ's voice** I don't give a damm!

GEJ's govmt turned a lot of people who hardly make close 15 million naira in a year into over night billionaires. Smh. Can you see the "transformation" in that company's account? It had only 6million as balance from whichever year it was created till Nov 2014, between Nov 2014 and Dec 2015 alone it recorded a whooping 1.4billion naira Hmmm.. Even if na dem be the sole manufacturer, importer, distributor, retailer of bleaching cream in Nigeria sef. Haba!

Eyha.. but it looks funny naw

Willy willy

ticker:
Buhari is not fit to rule a complex country like Nigeria becos he is too dull

Mumu. You call someone that rose to become a general in the Nigerian Army dull. Have you achieved a tenth of what he has achieved?

Thou shall not use the name of thy Lord thy God in vain. They only censor the word when it's used inappropriately. They have religious channels running so how can anybody accuse them of being anti-christ.

kestolove95:
I just hope u will give thanksgivn over ministerial performance

abi o..

Gracito:
Haha, funny

Wow! Girl, is your mother an okro seller? Your beauty draws me to requesting for your number

Sho! wetin you fit do before?

njikoamaka:
The recently hosted E-warriors are back to work after receiving some paychecks from Aisha Buhari.

Sincere and learned Nigerians can not support the growing trend of flaunting of court orders by GMB. Nobody is holding brief for any corrupt person, but the rule of the law MUST be obeyed. They are suspects until after conviction and must be treated as one no matter how bad you feel about their actions.

GMB is already taking a difficult part on the fight against corruption, because people will flee instead of appearing before a court with predetermined agenda.

I think GMB is on point and kill mission.

and what rule of law is applied when a poor Adamu who steals someone's fowl because his hungry is caught detained for 2 years and later sentenced to 25 yrs in prison? Have you people been fighting the cause of thousands of "awaiting trial" inmates in our prisons? Nonsense! Selective application of the law is injustice.

And they say Buhari doesn't respect the rule of law. See as dss dey guard new governor-elect.

skelewu404:
Please where can i buy Vaseline all these shop for area no open

must you self-service? Ahn! Ahn! Fear God o.. Haba! It's a new year naw.

Warrisdis rubbish