₦airaland Forum

She is not fine.

Busy body.

ezeagu:
Jews were originally dark skinned.

when did they change to white?

aamstih:
I believe you would also be familiar with the name T. Y. Danjuma.

Ah! Baba agba! I grew up and met him as an old man. I don't know what the young version of him looked like.

Idrismusty97:
Gas actually last longer than Kero. A 5kg gas cylinder can last you for up to a month or more depending on the usage. Compare the price of refilling with the amount of Kero you buy monthly.

no be for guys wey like beans o.

rassan:
We dey enjoy electricity for my area here. I wan carry daily contribution now make i take buy aircondition, so that me too go dey enjoy that kind enjoyment wey buhari/Osinbajo dey enjoy for aso rock. I con dey used electric cooker take dey cook now...Before we be dey think say na witchcraft dey spoil electricity for our area, we no know say previous government cause am...God bless Nigeria

E be like say una no dey use prepaid Metre for una area ba.! Ac and electric cooker ke! I dey mad? The only time i dey on ACNOW now na when I get new package to tidy o.

Kai! Ma ke I no lie dey light tomuch these days sote e dey make me vex. Before I dey fit lie give all those babes wey I no dey gree pick dia calls say "my battery was down so I left my phone to charge somewhere".. now all of dem know say light over dey much. No more excuse.

Have you seen a black jew before? Olodo!

bigdeals:
and where are you now?

a grown man chilling in a bar after a hard day's work

funlord:


My N300, My taste buds, My choice of brand! Abi na crime for your street to shack gulder?

Na my grandfather mates dey take gulder.. you don old?

funlord:


Na at times like this e dey good to dey sip 1 chilled gulder, dey stroke my beard, come dey observe as scam dey unfold for naija!

your mates dey take Heineken you dey take gulder.

The thunder wey go fire you still dey sango oven.

My name sef dey. One man just called me from the presidency now.

Niger delta.

Some people just have a way of being relevant in any government in power irrespective of party. I've been hearing this name "Ita Enang" since I was in secondary school.

Okay, we gree, you don win. can you just leave the catholics alone now? I wonder when some people will learn that it's okay for your neighbor not to agree with you on some issues. Live your life an let others live their lives. "Do not judge, else you invite judgment upon yourself. God alone is the judge of all".

He couldn't even win ordinary governorship.

owobokiri:
A prehistoric political dinosaur from the most conservative-illiterate part of Africa obviously lacks the cerebral gravitas to become the beacon of change and the driver of modernization in Africa.. The whole of Africa is not as dumb as you think, my good friend midolian.. A man who derided ministers as some inconsequential "noise makers" belongs to the days of Ovaranwen and has nothing whatsoever to do with running a modern economy.

it is all these big big "civilized" grammar they use in looting our money. I'm okay with my Buhari.

Which kind market women opposition be dis one?

When is mugabe speaking?

Make dem kuku join Friday naw

Ugly couple, ugly colours.

Na wah o! Even if you split these property into 10 places, he'd still be a very rich man.

PDP can never abandon corruption naw.

He will never forget those balls that saved his life. He should write a book about his experience titled "save by the balls". Moral: Respect everything made by God, you never know which will save your life one day.

How her boyfriend dey take ehmm ehmm

Dis is wonderful.

Baba powerful sote even his grand children carry him face. His genes must be very strong.

See how simple and humble the kids are looking. If na some people now those children for round like tipper tyre come dress with one million naira clothes, dey shake old men like saay na dia mate.

Dem no dey tell blind man say rain dey fall naw.