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Is he a machine? Nigerian journalists will just be misusing words anyhow..

QTEST007:
Why are women so selfish?

very very.. Love your neighbor as yourself no dey their dictionary at all. She just allow the poor guys suffer for nothing.

Na so dem dey take spoil good girls for person. Mcheeeww.

I will go and slap my gf and run to her.. when I finish with her I will go back and beg my gf. She always forgive me

If she has big backside why not?

Lol.. Dino weyrey Abuja girls are in trouble.. I like the man sha.

If your weed never carry you reach this level yet then you are still a learner.

Because Carl Ikeme come display for one match, Oliseh feel say he no need Eyeama again. Smh.

This is accountability..

Hmmm.. Dis kind correct English for Nigerian camp? Na lie jor.. Even if they can all speak queen's English, Nigerian sports men always speak pidgin in camp

mars123:
yes it is a good one from kashamu but why is he making it seem like it is the only good thing he has done with his life

and tribunal decided to sack him on this day he decided to do one good thing in his life. Eyah.. I would have suggested the senate sponsor him to US to carry out proper research on mental health laws of advanced countries.

Which one be "polotical" discussion again?

Buhari: Osi boy! Shey you been dey complain give me say him call you "mere commissioner" when I travel that time.

Osinbajo: Yes Baba.

Buhari: No mind the Muntula, I don dey treat him fukuup.

Osinbajo: I see am so sir. Kai! E still dey your body. Badosky Baba.

Buhari: Old soldier never die

General Laughter...

Meanwhile..

Saraki: Bros Doga, abeg you hear anything.

Dogara: Guy, calm down I dey try decode their yarns.

Saraki: Chai! See fukuup!

saint047:
PDP remains the viable platform for youths to grow in politics

They made Anyim Senate President at 39.Bankole was Speaker at 37

I miss PDP

and they achieved what? Ayim was a "neckless" sleeping machine. Bankole became a "Bank Ole" after his tenure and rejected by his people.

Some First Bank workers dey look like state civil servants, no wonder only old people bank with them.

I now know why he was slow during the worldcup. He been just finish work ontop Russian waist then.

hinwazaka:
Come October13, your eyes will become open. Ode, you think Wike is a fool. Let us see, how Amaechi will become s senator.

Very funny.. A "microscopic few" cannot stop what majority want. Wike is a local champion. Ameachi is a national champion loved by the north (NE, NW and NC), west and east. Let's see how your Wike will stop him.

This is very nice

Sango na him papa, Amadioha na him mama.

Eyah.. Sorry for her though. But she has to bring back our money sha.

He will go there now and start shining teeth anyhow.

Hmmm.. I for like see how the small girl look now

axortedbabe:
Who cares abt d age,she doesn't even look it..
I'm even one hour older than my bf..

so your daddy strafed your mummy 1 hour before your guy's daddy strafed his mama #JustThinkingAloud.

donTbone:
What is the meaning of bleep, phuck?








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It means plunging your manliness into a lady's womanliness to get heavenly feeling #IusedNairalandLanguage No banning

donTbone:
Wetin be the meaning of straf?

Bleep! Bleep! Phuck! Olodo!

donTbone:
Na wetin dem send me go do for school be that!

You no straf for school?

See nose naw

modath:
Really ??, Sure you ain't just selling him?

Then, he is my person from now...

Nah.. the first time I saw him, I greeted him just like a normal elderly man, when he turned to respond I realized it's a face I've seen on TV before as a senator but wasn't sure of who he was. It was after some weeks later I saw his face on one of the dailies as a former senator from Akwaibom abi na cross river sef.

FirstCounsel:
Udo Udoma Culture & Tourism? Such a brilliant mind I hope would be fixed where his impact would be felt most

I don't know him but he seem to be a humble man. I've met him twice in the mall doing his shopping by himself, responding to pleasantries with smiles and queuing to pay for his items like every other person no matter how long the queue is unlike typical Nigerian "big men".