₦airaland Forum

SeverusSnape:
I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE READY FOR ME?...JUST ADMIT IT KOLAnut, YOU ARE TOO LAZY, THAT'S WHY YOU SLEPT OFF.

Am too lazy to quit.............Dont behave like a Goat and stop quoting me. Get something to do.

SeverusSnape:
KOLAnut has woken up!...good morning KOLA, why did you sleep off last night.


hehehehehehehehehe.

Am not as jobless as you...........I have people to attend to. You are the least important person here.

aresa:
Ignorant, unintelligent, tribalistic and politically jaundiced people do believe anything and everything simply because they are predisposed to such nonsense...


They really need to just jump inside shalanga with their certificate rubbish.

And who are you talking to with this big grammar..........Baba oloyinbo.

SeverusSnape:
Yes, I don't have a future in comedy, I'm not and can never be a comedian, But I'm only stating the obvious, KOLAnut fits you, doesn't it?.
I can see you're a good student, there's a great improvement in your grammar, but none the less KOLAnut; learn to punctuate your sentences. Thank me later my boy.

Mr Grammarian I told you earlier am a primary-six drop put making cool money. Continue to spot error in people english while your mates are busy making money...................

hollandis:
I told you dummy.the way you treat girls there is different from the way girls are treated here.Girls do not date people 3 years older ,goose

H*oles go talk to your guy like that and stop telling me trash........Modafucka

SeverusSnape:
GOSSIP... NO WAY MR. KOLANUT, IT'S VISIBLE EVEN TO THE BLIND THAT YOUR NORMAL NAME IS KOLADE, BUT FROM RECENT HAPPENINGS, I'M AFRAID KOLANUT IS THE MOST SUITABLE FOR YOU.
MR. KOLAnut, How do you do??

BtW, it's being not been.

If this is a joke then i implore you to please look for talent elsewhere cos you dont have a future in Comedy.

NairalandOP:
Guys don't let APC and their apologist in the media confuse you. The Army never said they have Buhari Certificates. Rather they said it's the officer that should be in custody of his or her certificates.

What the Army said is that they have Buhari's academic records. His records is simply his biodata along with photocopies of the credentials he submitted when he enlisted with the army. Thus all they can provide on request are his biodata or photocopies of his certificates and not his original certificates.

Now the question remains this: where is Buhari's real certificates? Is it with him or misplaced? If misplaced, did he obtain a police report and affidavit when it happened? If it is with him then why did he not make copies of it and present the photocopies to INEC? Or is he still insistng that his originals are with the military?

A lot of controversies concerning Buhari's certificate. I think Buhari owes Nigerians the truth. Nigerians want to see his original credentials (even if it's only First School Leaving Certificate or Testimonial)

#BuhariShowYourCertificate

And you believ this lie that he doesnt have certificate then which one did he use in 2007...............even if it is osama bin laden I will vote for him..............certificate ko testimonial ni.

Tommorow morning our f*ucking president comes up with another exccuse..........From sabotage to poor funding of the millitary.

[quote author=SeverusSnape post=29468037]You're an Aboki KOLAnut...
From now hence forth, that's your moniker. [/quote how did you know?..........Have you started gossiping apart from been a Civilized Democrat.

SeverusSnape:
DON'T MIND THE GUY,HE'S DELUSIONAL... HE DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE SPEAKING IN FAVOUR OF GMB.

Have already apologised to her............. So stop seeking uneccessary favour from women.........cos you are a women wrapper.

luvmijeje:
How and when did Buhari abandoned 219 girls?

am sorry jare i thought it was jonathan cos anoda thread was created to describe jonathan also........Am sorry once again.........# Change is inevitable.

SeverusSnape:
Please work on your English... It's "I'm" not "am".
By the way Kolanut, It's the great wall of China not Jericho not Sambisa.

I can spot many error you have been making since ............Dont you know I'm a primary six drop-out with six zeros in my acct.

luvmijeje:
How and when did Buhari abandoned 219 girls?

are you sure you are not high on weed..............am talking abt jonathan you are saying buhari,

SeverusSnape:
Yes, I'm a civilized democrat, but you pushed me to the wall Mr.kolade.

Is it the wall of Jericho or wall of chibok..........Am ever ready for you.

luvmijeje:
He's determined, strong and a goal getter.

yeah so determine to abadon 219 girlz in the forest.............I pray one of your sister should be kidnap to knw how it feelz to miss loved one. Instead of you to blast his head for fake promises. Your just use a word you dont knw the mini.

seges:
Both of you should be reasonable,and stop spreading your ignorance on the thread.

Another V*yeur again..................

SeverusSnape:
OKAY...YOU'RE A TERRORIST!

Civilized democrat calling another civillian a terrorist............When you want to talk you should count 1-10 before you talk. P*ppet

SeverusSnape:
NAH... JUST GO TO BED ALREADY.

you are a V*yeur indeed. Am ever ready for you,quote me again.

Fools

SeverusSnape:
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE....
BOY,I KNOW BEFORE YOU FINISHED SECONDARY SCHOOL. I JUST DON'T INSULT ON LIKE YOU APC SUPPORTERS, I'M A CIVILIZED DEMOCRAT.

So i should start to dance shoki abi alingo because you are civilized democrat. You are looking for who to fight with online and am not ready for that. If you cant mind your business continue to quote.......................V*oyeur.

SeverusSnape:
Yeah, you just can't. .Good night

I guess you dont knw the mini of repulsive.

PvtParts:
But you have celebrated bomb blasts and terrorists killings all for political gain here on NL.

As far as I am concerned you and OP belong in this reptilian category

who is this Dude behaving as if he is Flawless and perfect. Get the f*ck ot of here and stop condeming omenka as if he is president who cant stop terrorism.

SeverusSnape:
I'm not gonna mind. Are you pained...I stated the obvious and you know... face me!..Not the naive lady.

your face repulses me i cant face you............Is that all.

SeverusSnape:
Doesn't she have the right to praise her preferred candidate on Nairaland... Nairaland belongs to everyone, both APCshits and PDP.

I thought it belongz to APGA AND LABOUR PARTY............Human right activist mind your business

cutieberie1:
ok sir i didnt praise him i jst made a comment...its ok

okay

FTC incase it make FP............Though buhari may ban my kids from watching jim jam but i knw they will be safe not jonathan who will go out to drink ogogoro.

cutieberie1:
ok sir..mr know it all..stop d insults...i hv heard
.

okay so next time praise our weak president in your corridor and not here.

[quote author=cutieberie1 post=29465444][/quote]you know nothing about politcs so face what you are doing and remember to pray for chibok girlz everyday cos it not easy for their motherz after Labouring for 9 month to see their children been kidnapped and the Govt is doing nothing to bring them back.

cutieberie1:
an old senseless fool..just a word cant describe him..GEJ till 2019..mayb buhari wud hv died...jst sayin..lol.

you have a cute face but a shallow brain. You have memorized that line of GEJ till.................Jonathan who can come up with a anti-corruption plan for good 4 years now he is saying he is coming up with a plan just becos election is around the corner.Pdp-led government has use 16 years but no stable power supply,unemployment at its peak,Terrorism. Just pity chibok girlz and their parent if you have a sister also.