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Folow me jubilate o... I hv been admited o. My oga mystolad and others . Help me thank god.... I.c.s here i come

double judgement for d guy

Horppy: The 3rd woman think of d future. While d rest invest in perishable tinx. as for me i will go for d 3rd woman

my guy u too much

A man is dating three women and
wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test.
He gives each woman a present of
$5000 and watches to see what
she does with the money. The first does a
total make-over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make up
and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the
man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy
the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new
gizmos for his computer, and
some
expensive clothes. As she presents
these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so
much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the
stock market. She earns several
times the $5000. She gives him back his $
5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She
tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves
him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed. Which
one should he marry?

mystolad: You are both welcome to ICS dept wia evrybody is somebody.

08068510347...

@kolamark,u shall join ICS dept very soon.
@odas seeking admission...good news awaits you.

my boss I c u....... thanks

MUST READ.. WORTH IT..!!
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the
bank robber
shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't
move. The
money belongs to the State. Your life
belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This
is
called ..."Mind Changing Concept” Changing
the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively,
the robber
shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is
a robbery
and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus
only on what
you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger
robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber
(who has
only completed Year 6 in primary school):
"Big brother,
let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are
very
stupid. There is so much money it will take
us a long
time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell
us how
much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays,
experience is
more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager
told the
bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
But the
supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take
out $10
million from the bank for ourselves and add
it to the
$70 million that we have previously
embezzled from the
bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.”
Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there
is a robbery
every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is
more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $
100 million
was taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and
counted and counted, but they could only
count $20
million. The robbers were very angry and
complained:
"We risked our lives and only took $20
million. The
bank manager took $80 million with a snap
of his
fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated than to
be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much
as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his
losses in the share market are now covered
by this
robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take
risks!
So who are the real robbers here?

mko abiola: Is d 2nd list out?
Pls,a gud samaritan shud answer.

not yet bro

erimakosamuel: am in comsit building right naw.........but all thier staffs are out for a presentation.......i will wait for dem till dey come......any stalite nairalander around should come to the front of the building and shout erimako......i will answer u sharp sharp,cos am so lonli here....lolzz.....

bro..... please help us ask the comsit staffs about the second list...... when it wil b release or any info about d list.....

Little Akpors was attending
his first wedding.
After the service, his
younger cousin - Okon
asked him,
"How many women can a
man marry?"
"Sixteen." Akpors
responded.
Okon was amazed that he
answered so quickly and
asked;
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," Akpors replied, "all
you have to do is add it up,
like the preacher said:
'Four better, four worse,
four richer, four poorer'.

Folarinwazzy: The second list is almost out ooo....in the next 5hours...messages will be sent to the lucky aspirants that were picked(in which I'm among)...Goodluck in advance to we that will make the second batch

pls hw sure are u

Samboot, flaive,simplifer,khennnie etc...God day our side. We shall all see at BBF uni, shake hands,b friends n even date each other ..... Just get prepared for school...... Me am all set o

Awaiting the second list oh ......may we all smile at last

U buy a car for ur girl, Another guy pays 4
the fuel for her; that is Division of labour.
U buy her clothes & another
removes them; that is Separation of powers.
U pay her university fees & another guy
pays 4 her house rent;that is Combined
Business.
She tells u that she is not ready 2 make
love, yet another guy sleeps with her all the
time; what is that called?
( A) Breach of contract.
( Scale of preference
( C) Opportunity cost

I have not yet been admitted o..... 183 in jamb n 58 in post jamb.....1st n 2nd choice..... abeg tell me y hv nt been admitted... well I congratulate everybody especially my I.c.s pals......hoping to catch up with u guys......reserve room for me o cos I day com

congratulations to all admitted student into d beta by far uni....... well am chilling with music while I wait for my own text message..... I.c.s padi make una wait for me o

crowther15: I think so. CROWTHER OLUWOLE I've been admitted oo

ok I think xo too.... my name start from K ( kamali azeez)

pls somebody paste ur real name(surname b4 name) make we knw if na alphabetical order dem day upload am

choose4me: Keep the faith strong bro...you'll get admitted IJN

choose4me: Keep the faith strong bro...you'll get admitted IJN

thanks bro

tbabstobadt: m also going 4 ics too ....I think its sequential order...Alphabetical ....waiting ::::

.....
I pray so cos me am waiting too o....coming to I.c.s

not recommended 4 admission yet

abeg u stallites should continue pls am learning so much.....actually we aspirant don't hv any important things to say xo ride on.......I hail o

Stupidity is when you have a LAND Rover +
LAND Cruiser and you still have a LAND
Lord... U deserve To Be LANDED a Dirty Slap.

Gbogbolet: your sister is right. And did anyone ever say the list av being posted

u guys said xo.... I can recall dat toheebjay

I just called my sis dat is a 300l chemistry student in ilorin...... she said that it is a big lie.....d list hv nt been posted...... she said unilorin hv been trying to b d best in doing everything online and day can't even think of posting d list in d school, it will bring d school down..... xo guys relax d list is nt yet out

erimakosamuel: u want make God purnish u shey.....even on sunday u still dey lie.......guy,no make people curse u today ooooo,na 1st and final warning be dis to all dos who post stuff like dis....

supported

abeg wats d merit mark for I.c.s

mystolad: ...I'm in ICS man.
Can u play football ? Are u whatsapp? Drop ur no
Mystolad and choose4me are both proud to rep ICS.

Can't wait to have u bro.

nice 2 meet u bro. here is my phone number for watsapp 08083527887......... bt I cnt play football

were are d I.c.s students in dis thread

unilorin na stupid school, I dnt knw y I choose dat school.... I traveled from port harcourt to ilorin to write post jamb..... they gave me 58%, I manage happy small, nw to release list na wahala. I chose bbf because people said they don't waste time with there program. well...... here I am sitting at home,checking website every minute...... I for put unilag...... my fellow frustrated niga God go help us......we go tumble d school when we enter