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mtcheeeeew 2 @ajibel,

@ajibel, how am i sure about that? prove it man

how possible @ijogz, am a busy man,

Click the link ----> http://obafuntay.

no insults,

stale, seen it b4

mtcheeeeew, BABA BE CREATIVE NOW!!!!!!! YOU ARE 2 OLD 2 POST SOMETIN LIKE DIS
Rather come off nairaland

@anochuks08, why isnt apple cream the only apple product u can afford when u dont av money, mtcheeew

hahahahahaha, @studio, i always knew that u are gay!!!!

mikuz and others, u are all my folks

ajibbel, why do u always talk about ben10? are u in love with the guy? homo guyz!!!! no offence,

thanks kemmeye, hopefully will be back soon, just wanna make my folks happy

hahahahahahahahaa, very funny and creative!!!!! I love dis, i think ijogz k is the best on this nairaland forum

you guyz are funny, i composed it myself,
been busy avent got time 4 nairaland in a while,
will make it up 2 u guyz sha.

get off nairaland, where is the joke? go 2 another section

post yours and lets see how funny it is, mind you it is a new joke,

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


A.K.ADRLEWIN

mtcheeeeeeeeeeew

stale joke, get off nairaland

Old stuff, But guy, improve on ur rubbish,

Why d F are u tellin us,

total rubbish!!! u dont have anytin 2 say mtcheeeeew

i know you want me back,
@studio you don miss me abi?

if you want koligs back on joke section plz identify by commenting,
coming February koligs will be back on joke section, no be mouth ooo,
i know that you guys missed me a lot but am happy to tell you guys that u should watch out 4 koligs
love you all and all my beefs (u know yourselves)

JOKE OF THE DAY!!!
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore I chose "Carmen". "What's your name?" she asked. He answered "B.J. (Mouth Gig) I ENJOY IT AS WELL

Am gettin tired
Everybody and everytins are just postin annoyin thread on joke section, I think I wuld advise my CO to ban all those peeps who are postin annoyin threads here!!!
I will temporarily be on romance section until changes are made. IT IS MEANT TO BE RATED 22 HENCEFORT,

It means that u are veri stupid!!! Under joke section? These section is meant to be rated 18,

Oga tirex? Y u dey ask dummy question?