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Politics / Re: LP: Apapa-faction Pardons Obi, Otti For Attending 'illegal NEC Meeting' In Asaba by Kollabo419: 8:16am On May 04, 2023
Nna mehn

No matter how high Oshodi-Apapa can be
He can never be higher than the most high

Good morning!

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Loses 1-0 To Morocco (Under 17 African Nations Cup) by Kollabo419: 8:07am On May 04, 2023
Nna mehn

Kudos to the boys

Aboki don sabi Play ball o


Meanwhile No traffic along Lagos -Ibadan expressway today go to your various place of work

I said so… grin
Politics / Re: Protesters Storm CBN Headquarters, Demand Emefiele’s Arrest, Resignation by Kollabo419: 5:38pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehnnn


Arrest who?
Abeg leave that matter


When a father’s immunity covers you
You are covered from head to toe
Even from your Enemies’s enemy cheesy
Politics / Re: Senate Approves N22.7 trillion already Spent By FG Without NASS Approval by Kollabo419: 5:22pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehnnn

This kind of talks give me head

My hardwork
My taxes
My sweat

Borrowed to use for their useless means unaccounted for


Make we close up and start afresh biko
22.7trillion not million o

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Politics / Re: I Won Fair And Square, Thank You Nyesom Wike - Tinubu Says In Rivers (Video) by Kollabo419: 5:10pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehnnn

If only he knew we actually know the meaning of “fair and Square”
Foreign Affairs / Re: Assassination Attempt Made On Russian President, Vladmir Putin by Kollabo419: 5:06pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehn

Wike and Dino should start theirs not mere public talks joor

As Agbado & cassava tackle Mr Go & Check the statistics grin

Meanwhile me going to computer village Ikeja to go throw a wicked missile at my phone repairers shop for rendering more damages to my iPhone 14 screen
Politics / Re: APC Would’ve Lost To Atiku If Osinbajo Got APC Ticket – Igbokwe Counters Sanusi by Kollabo419: 4:59pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehn


Osinbajo is a soft politician
A theoretical scholar not an activator

Meanwhile Mr Gutter commissioner should go and sleep
His opinions are minute and unnecessary at this time

May29 around the corner

PO I stand gidigba

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Owner of 'Yahoo Yahoo' Training School & His Proteges In Enugu by Kollabo419: 4:55pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehnn


God will help us all for both the arrestor and the arrestee

Who noticed that since yahoo came home armed robbery has reduced and bank robberies has drastically declined to

Thanks to Yahoo
But no Thank you to the system sha
Politics / Re: I’ll Not Marginalise Any Part Of Nigeria – Tinubu by Kollabo419: 4:52pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehnnn


I Am afraid
Completely afraid ……
Education / Re: IMSU Suspends Dr Desmond Izunwanne For Slapping Students by Kollabo419: 4:51pm On May 03, 2023
Nna mehnnnn

Shekpe

Imagine Atiku slapping Nyesome Wike grin

Whatever the opposite reaction is
That’s exactly my response to that lecturer

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Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu Bought $11 million London Mansion In 2017 - Bloomberg by Kollabo419: 4:13pm On May 02, 2023
Nna mehnnn


Why always Seyi?

Is it only this dude BAT gave birth to

Make all man rest joor boys no get joy for my Street like this…..person thief another brotherman N500 for ground ….. Area don cast undecided
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Flaunts Baby Bump At 2023 Met Gala (Video, Photos) by Kollabo419: 12:22pm On May 02, 2023
Nna mehnn

Asap Rocky my man

He is an anti-simp

Make i go give my woman belle soon make I see how e dey be sef grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Young Jonn - Aquafina (Official Music Video) by Kollabo419: 7:00pm On May 01, 2023
Nna mehnn

He has finally found his talent

Kudos bro
Still looking for mine
Maybe it’s in Aso rock grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (1 - 0) On 30th April 2023 by Kollabo419: 11:16am On Apr 30, 2023
Nna mehnn
If Man U don’t win
I won’t go to work tomorrow
Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Area Commander To Take Over Case Of Alleged Assault. by Kollabo419: 5:26pm On Apr 23, 2023
Nna mehnnn

E no go pass Lagos doins
Too much Underbridge Chelsea sachet drinkers everywhere

Just Dey Play!

Man U 0
Brighton 0

why is Oghenemaguire not playing sef

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Politics / Re: Odii, PDP Petition Tribunal, Demand Sack Of Ebonyi Governor-elect, Nwifuru by Kollabo419: 8:28am On Apr 13, 2023
Nna mehnn

Wish Umahi could be re- elected
Ebonyi state especially Spirando roundabout upto their international market is now a better version of itself


Is my eyes or another
How come only Umahi is good looking and presentable

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido - UNAVAILABLE (Official Video) Ft. Musa Keys by Kollabo419: 8:07am On Apr 13, 2023
Nna mehnnn

If only I can be unavoidably unavailable on May 29
Could have been the Best

But unfortunately I love my country 9ja
We dey here gidigba
We outside…..
@Ajah underbridge abeg
grin Shayo things all the wayyyyyyyyyy
Music/Radio / Re: Stamina - Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Young Jonn (Official Video) by Kollabo419: 5:11pm On Apr 12, 2023
Nna mehn

Sweet melody

Tiwa savage
Only babe I can give my transportation money from Oshodi to Ketu and Trek all the wayyyyyy grin

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Politics / Re: Lamidi Apapa Takes Over Labour Party, Declares Self As National Chairman by Kollabo419: 7:13pm On Apr 06, 2023
Nna mehnnn


May God not give us temptations that will overwhelm us fatally

Nothing Good comes Easy

I believe in OBI

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Sports / Re: Referee Fernando Hernandez Kicks Lucas Romero In Groin For Demanding VAR Review by Kollabo419: 9:52pm On Apr 05, 2023
oz4real83:
The referee has already assessed the player to know that the player won't do anything even when assaulted by the referee, there are some players he won't try that nonsense with cheesy grin

Nna mehn
E.g Ibrahamovic, Gattuso, or world famous Sergio Ramos
Crime / Re: Man Assaults And Films A Lady Naked For Rejecting His Marriage Proposal In Kogi by Kollabo419: 5:51pm On Apr 03, 2023
Nna mehn
Wow This police station looks very much like the one @ Alagbole police station around Ojodu Berger Ekó state grin

This dude will definitely be their presido inside cell

This life shaaaa
Am here running away from marriage
This one is here begging to run into it

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido - FEEL (Official Audio) by Kollabo419: 6:58pm On Mar 31, 2023
Nna mehn

David is a ginger dude with sound
Wizkid is a superstar with voice
Politics / Re: Suspension: PDP National Chair, Ayu Fights Back, Says Only NEC Can Suspend Him by Kollabo419: 10:01am On Mar 28, 2023
Nna mehnn

Oga Ayu please go kwanu

Na your pos seat

Obified till thy kingdom come
Sports / Re: VIDEO: Super Eagles Arrive Nigeria After Beating Guinea-bissau 1-0 by Kollabo419: 9:38am On Mar 28, 2023
Nna mehn

Nothing super anymore

I could muscle up the courage to go watch

Go help Nigeria at this time of need and utter oblivement from certain good things

Let’s enjoy some good news at least

Even if it is a volleyball win for 9ja grin

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Politics / Re: FG Mulls Shifting Census To May by Kollabo419: 9:05am On Mar 11, 2023
Nna mehnn

They should all getat abeg sad

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Politics / Re: GVR Visits Makoko Slum In Lagos (Photos) by Kollabo419: 6:41am On Mar 11, 2023
Nna mehnnn

No Guts…. No Glory
To make it in this life you have to leave your comfort zone
GRV fit win this election like play like play o

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Campaigns For Alex Otti, Abia State LP Gubernatorial Candidate by Kollabo419: 6:33am On Mar 11, 2023
Nna. Mehnn

Good job PO
I have learnt 1 or 2 from you already

Strive hard, think fast and Believe

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Celebrities / Re: I’m Falling For Tiwa Savage – Spyro Opens Up by Kollabo419: 9:32pm On Mar 10, 2023
Nna mehnn

Wetin Dey worry this one
Politics / Re: MIT Confirms Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour's Certificate by Kollabo419: 12:04pm On Mar 10, 2023
Nna mehnn


1-0
I repeat 1-0 ,
Over!!! Over!! 1- 0
Please record… record now
referee 1- 0
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Leads March In UK To Protest Against Conduct Of Nigeria's Elections by Kollabo419: 7:15am On Mar 10, 2023
Nna mehnn


U mean your friends and family came out for the protest right

Yeye dey smell

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Receives Governor Hope Uzodinma In Daura (Photos) by Kollabo419: 8:36pm On Mar 09, 2023
Nna mehnn


I will deduce only 2 facts from this picture

1. Bubu is looking clean but at same time sickly probably old age
I didn’t say the cry , sweat , and blood, albeit the curses of obidients is working now o , just an afterthought
2. Egbon Supreme Court is Just plainly hopeless makachukwu…..
Orlu is now Unhabitable thanks to that man on red cap
Urchins now laugh ferociously at me when I say am travelling to Orlu to go eat Nkwobi and palm wine @ mama nkechi shop just before isiagu junction

Posterity will judge us all
Walai…

I have never voted since inception for certain reasons but am voting out any unwanted broom and umbrella I see their image
Eluu PPPPpPppPPPpP wink

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu's Phone Stolen While Collecting Certificate Of Return by Kollabo419: 3:21pm On Mar 09, 2023
Nna mehnnnn

Street has no joy right now
Election with no joy

Onyé eriri erigoyá

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