Malcolmx12: i see u o!

Lol....I see u too

Hmmmmm......@op, don't forget that all girls are not the same. Some girls hate physical contact on the first date. If u use this on me, i'm gonna see thru your charade in 30 secs.....Yea i'm bad like that

She try

Op well done; buh i don't see any pics.......Airtel why??!!??

Booked

floragregs: jealousy must die!!!!

Amen!!!!

Charlie Boy needs Jesus and Denrele is a drag 'queen'

Kim is always looking like a IndecentStar; and her husband?

I love u Genevieve. .... #nohomo

hatux: And what's breathtaking about this wedding gown please?

Abeg my bloda helep me ask dem o

That's not difficult; everyone knows it's Pierce Brosnan

Omo see name; u sure say d girl go sabi speak English so? Olga be like: We make sex now? Mikel be like: No! I have a match to play in 30 seconds!

tammyboy1: Why is that dress so short? Small tin i for disvirgin my eye naw

Lmao!

Unsuccessful abortion smh

hugelyendowed: pokolee will soon take over and outwit Tiwa savage

Aphex: It might sound funny...but fact! Yesterday, I dreamt that Genny was breastfeeding her baby while sitting right next to me in my living room...

When last did u treat malaria?

Whatever makes u sleep at night

Everything Denrele has worn/wears/will wear is a MISS. Stop askin us abeg

segxi1960:

Hehe. Serves him right sha. PPA out yet ?

Yes . They posted about 30% of us to FCTA. We're going to be reposted now

segxi1960:

Wow!. What happened then ?

Corpers tried to beat him up but d commandant and d rain intervened. The rest of d soldiers were pleading on his behalf

segxi1960:

Really ?. Riot ?. They no give una food ?. LOOL

Lol. . One soldier hit a young man with his stick and drew blood. .

segxi1960:

Yay!!!!. Post your PPA o.

lol. .No wahala. .After una go contribute for my house rent na. .As fellow 'tenants' of NL . .Omo no.b small gbege for here o; better riot for happen here today o. Hmm. .Thank God for the rain

tobex234:

Minister and Senator pikin go carry plaque dey move everywhere for camp. Those that are contesting for Mr NYSC dem ugly? Drop ur low self esteem and see positively I won't be surprised if Kemistry fine pass you.

Ignoramus, did u check when i wrote that post? And why are u so bitter? Funny enof, i don't need u to endorse or reject d way i look; u're not that important.... Back to topic, 24 more hours to go. .Yay!

Mehn, d fire drill this morning was not funny. Me been think say na boko haram o. . .

rokiatu:

Sexy rokiatu pls keep posting these Damon pics. .i love u. .#nohomo. .I can see u've also been 'Damon-ized'.

vintino:
platoon 7, just near each oda, hope uar tru wf everthin nw?

Nah, remaining my permanent i.d card. Here's my pin anyways 7604B0F9.

vintino:
lol, dnt tell me ur own yansh to was painted wt mud!.... no ajebo 4 here atal,
plus which platoon u dey?

Platoon 6; worst platoon eva. Took me two days to collect my kit . Wah abt u?

Omo no b small suffer for her o Me i think say na Minister and Senator pikin full here. .Wetin dey happen na? Make una call una papa na. .No cute guys here sef. .#teamscrapNYSC#

Abuja camp is fvcked!!! Tho d hostel is ok. Sat down for over an hour on the muddy ground. .Mtchew!. . .#teamscrapNYSC#

Mr Anambra looks like Johnny Bravo . While Mr Bayelsa confused ribs wit abs .This Mr Universe people no try at all. .

DeevaB: Is that a " bump "

No it's puff-puff. .

Na wa o... Wetin go carry peeson go CAR; which kind suffer b dat. . .Well sha dem go say dem wan go abroa?