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posakosa:
<Jesus take the wheel>


As the child of a politician---- I don't have to worry much about acquiring too much knowledge----I just need to know enough to survive. Hence, I can't measure whether or not, my school fees were wasted.


Sharrap dia---I know science more than u do.

Ahahahaha, keep taking that wheel cos,

It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious. Getit?

Politician ko senator ni. See ya mango head!

posakosa:
u r definitely not a science person but enzymes don't cause bad breathe. Bacteria does.

Baba I may not be as good as I thought but certainly better than u wen it comes to science

Of a truth, Mouth odour is caused by any complex chemical produced by living cells that is a biochemical catalyst.

Breaking it down further will mean that your paid school fees were wasted. NO?

posakosa:
rightly soo--- I think Kool is smelling his own breathe----- it seems like its a combination between sweating feet and buttocks!

Ever heard of odour transmition via bluetooth?

posakosa:
how can her teeth stink ? do u mean mouth odour ? bad breathe  ?  

The enzymes that surround the teeth causes mouth odour and not the other way round.

Anyways the whole of her face stank.

posakosa:
sorry durling--- and who is this angel ?  

Her yeyename get as e be sef.

posakosa:
and how can brushing and speaking on the phone occur at the same time

Had same thought too, howver she placed moi on hold as her teeth stank real bad. hisssssssss!

@Posa

I spoke wit an angel a while ago,

heshe placed moi on hold 4 over an hour _{while she brushes her teeth}. how sad!

MUZBO:
Even some moderators are tribalists! If I name names now Seun will just sack them.

I challenge you to name names, oya. .

*I have been placed on hold for 56mins* Danm!!

Soya Yogurt (0% fat/cal)!

Nigerian actors speak on the joy of their job.

"My journey through Nollywood has witnessed high and low points. There was a point I was almost being stereotyped - playing a particular role, a bitchy role. So I had to let them know that acting is all about flexibility and versatility. You can't just be playing a particular role all the time. I was almost getting frustrated. Outside that, I don't think I have any low moment. Thank God I was able to prove that I am a versatile actress who can play different kinds of roles."

- Monalisa Chinda

"I love acting so much that I could not do anything else. I can never abandon acting because it gives me joy. I think Nollywood has improved tremendously and I am very proud of it. I am proud to be associated with this industry that is growing from strength to strength."

- Dolly Unachukwu

"Acting has always been in me; as soon as I knew right from wrong. As a little girl I liked dancing and acting. I would stand in front of the mirror, walk like a model, dance and also sing into my mom's tape [recorder], then I would listen to myself. I started acting right from my nursery school days and I have never looked back."

- Funke Akindele

"I have not regretted being an actor; if anything, it opens so many doors for me. I have learnt a lot from my peers and also from my mentors."

- Femi Brainard

"I love my job passionately. I have no regrets being an actress. I have not gotten to where I am going but I am a very patient bird. Even if I am making money from doing other things, acting is inborn."

- Benita Nzeribe

"The funny thing is that my schoolmates were surprised at my decision to become an actress because naturally, I am a very shy person. My motivation came in my final year in school when I saw a movie by Genevieve titled Sharon Stone. It was wonderful and I knew I had a secret flair for the art, so I said to myself that I could. I spoke to my father about it and he encouraged me. He is actually my greatest motivation."

- Mercy Johnson

Yes and No

and you?

Making God the Head of our family.

*receives sms*

So why did u miss tdays service?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=362562.msg5059946#msg5059946 date=1260122829]why do you ask?[/quote]I get the picture now. erm erm, wouldn't wanna comment any further on that.

Am I right in thinkin that u prolly not as old as u sound?

Another celebs take two show is about to start now. . .Hope y'all are watching.

*pls stop beeping my mobile*

@Pweety

Erm, yea I did. wat about urself?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=362562.msg5059766#msg5059766 date=1260121138]you mean "shaking" your head?
im sorry and i understand if im a disgrace and you dont want to talk to me anymore.
just growing up and hearing mostly english (even when i did hear igbo too) i only picked up the english part.
although i can say more words in igbo than i can read or spell.[/quote]Life is like a jar of jalapenos, isn't it?

Hmm anyways, where did u grow up if I may ask?

Always good to be on second's billing wit womenMTN.

Thanks lawd, Am on per second billing.

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=362562.msg5059594#msg5059594 date=1260119323]sorry, i dont speak igbo.
i have no idea what that means.

can you enlighten me?[/quote]Wht? Holy moses!!

*nodding my head off in dismay*

semid4lyfe:
Breeze don blow, fowl yansh don open! Pictures don't lie.

On 2nd thought, buildings & construction projects are rarely finished on time in this country due to many[b] unforseen problems & circumstances.

[/b]

Wat are these 'unforeseen probs and circumstances'?

Much as I'd wish to concur wit d avalanche of ur analogy,

I'd like to remind u that my very lax question remains unanswered.

*Am waiting*

You and money sef. 

Like say u be Oku n'eri ego?

Hmm, Meself dey fear you even pass armed robbers sef.

Modified!!!!!!!!!!

Pool side

Peter and Paul Okoye are building a 12 room duplex on two plots of land, somewhere in Lagos. And, if everything works well, they’re planning to get done with it and move in this December.

Following on-and-off disagreements with their controversial landlord Charles Nwangwa, pop twins Psquare have told us they’re erecting their own property, getting ready to move on and leave all the controversies and embarrassments behind.

We took time out to see work-in-progress on their new property(on 177B Lola Hollow Street, Block VI, Omole Residential Scheme 1, Lagos).

The property currently under construction was contracted to Volia Nigeria Ltd, an engineering and construction company shortly after they acquired it earlier this year.

A reliable source to NET said the property (with approved plan number DIM/3247/98) was gotten through the state ministry of Lands and survey shortly after the faceoff between them and Nwangwa.

QUICK FACTS

•The house will sit on two plots of land.
•Located at: 177B Lola Hollow Street, Block VI Omole Residential Scheme 1, Lagos.
•Main contractor is Volia Nigeria Ltd Engineering construction.
•Architect: Jayson Konsult
•Approved plan number DIM/3247/98
•12 room duplex
•The house is divided into two with six rooms each. And two separate underground studio for each duplex.
•The house is expected to be completed and commissioned by December 2009.
•The land was allegedly sold to them through Lagos state ministry of Lands and survey.
Does this House look like its gonna be completed by the end of Dec 2009?
Hmm, your guess is as good as mine.

Serena, hmmm *mouth watering*

posakosa:
i suspect he plans to marry a 3rd wife--- they can all have a threeeesome

Wat a thought!!

redsun:
Nigerian weed is one of the purest in the world.In europe,it is all chemical.

Weed should be legalized.

You're a real ganja man seemingly otherwise how could u have known these qualities.

uniqlo:
I haven't either, but i'm looking! hmmmm

Newbie, u got registered just yesterday and tday you're already 'looking'? Chei, odikwagi oku!