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posakosa:
which one by maza maza again ?

Baba u no fit know nau as u no be nigerian.

big rod:
[size=18pt]some girls no know say a woman`s play time is short.after 26,u are on your own.all the bees dat used to disturb u will varnish.[/size]

Dude, u no go kill me oo!

*I laugh in maza maza*

@Posa

Baba I hail oo!

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=356291.msg4984600#msg4984600 date=1259034843]Did the ass burst?. Does she have insurance on that ass?[/quote]

Of course, she's got insurance on it.

I bet the blom-blom in her a$$ will soon be replaced for lumpierbetter booty in case of similar incident. 

Na by force to start thread? Haba!!

Last time someone was complaining about his GF's ugliness and now. .

Another person is complaining about his Fiancee's Prettiness.

@OP
If e get as e dey do u. KILL GOAT!!

Pelummy:
NO, I CAN'T CHANGE MY RELIGION because OF A MAN,[/b]I WOULD BETTER GO WITH A MAN DAT IS INTO MY RELIGION.WAT I AV BEEN INTO SINCE I WAS DAY OLD AND PRACTISED UP TILL NOW.
[b]NO MAN CN CHANGE ME

So would u rather your Hubby change his then?

P.S: Never say Never!!!

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=355313.msg4984259#msg4984259 date=1259024353]Why don't you become the peacemaker instead of the referee? [/quote]The Dude already decided 2 be a referee and not otherwise, so whts wit the fuss?

Talk about scale of preference.

TheSeeker:
Do you ever sleep?

Beats me to it.

Chai, Fhemmy no dey sleep.

TheSeeker:
OK. I see. I buy bicycles online too, that's why I spend half of the time you spend on the internet

Heehehehe

galatico:
The patient dog eat the fatest bone!!!

Not anymore. NO?

;d ;d

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=355613.msg4983884#msg4983884 date=1259018594]its not pimping- sometimes people need help finding a partner.

there are so many eligible people looking for their other halves at any given point in time.
[/quote]And u think u can hook them up with their 'other halves'?

posakosa:
^^^ how far ? Im going to log on to YIM nau nau

I just responded to ya yim nau

funkybaby:
TRUE
as in every ocean, there are sharks, cat fishes, gold fish, tilapia, kote, titus, shawa. . . .

its up to the fisherwoman   to choose the one she wants according to her taste and personality !  

Variety is the spice of life u mean?

However, Too many choicesoptions no dey good in dis aspect. NO?

posakosa:
kooool-----  

Baba mi ooo!

posakosa:
Shortage of "GOOD" men. There are many available men.

DANM!! Posa u're always attentive and on point.

debosky:
Of course I do, but I don't do aimless journeys. 

I spent money and had a good time, but you don't need to spend millions to groove if you know how.

Besides, I had friends who were capable of taking care of themselves so it wasn't a case of me spending on everyone. 
Na lie jare. . . I gave out 25k on the last day, meaning I actually spent 75k in 2 weeks. . .still can't beat Secretz though! 

One Point noted!!. .And perhaps the reason I spend a bit less during yuletide as Am always in

company of my friends from akata as well hence needed to spent only 7k per day on petrol (plus other lil off road exp).

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=355613.msg4983537#msg4983537 date=1259014498]All those 36-year-old professional babes in [b]Canary Whar[/b]f waited for true love to come.
It never came. [/quote]Dude u go kil me ooo! 

debosky:
Make una dey spend money anyhow. . . .when you make unrealistic expectations this is what happens.

I was in naij in August and apart from money I spent on an event I went for, I don't think I spent 100k during the two weeks I was there.

And the answer is no. . .my hand aint gummed shut. 

For a Man this is even worse.

You no dey buy fuel? Haba!!!!!

segzeybaba:
even with kuli kuli alone with pure water
£1000 go finish 4 6weeks
@secretz u rele cut your coat according to your size ooo

What more can I say, Dude? You've said it all.

75k wouldn't even be enough for 4 days.

Pweety4me:
^Do it now let us see oya. . .

Its easy to do na,

yeswecan:
I can do the same for Missy B

Dude just copy and paste, thats all!

segzeybaba:
shurrup man  
d girl don talk am say she dey very stingy  
75,000 for 6weeks, thats approximately 1,800 per day!
@secretz damn your furra very stingy sha ooo  

This one pass stinginess. Na proper Super-Glue hand.

75k for 6 weeks, still unbelievable am sorry. Abi na only Kuli Kuli she dey chop?

@Secretz

Are u saying u spent just 300pounds in a whole 6Weeks?

^^Please not the one in ur profile, abegiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=355613.msg4981908#msg4981908 date=1258996774]^^^ I am the new love-vendor Madam on the block so why do I need to enslave myself and get married, when I can get me any pick of man I want [/quote]Sheesh. I think u still neva learnt ya lesson the last time, ehn?

big rod:

u wan sample me?na u go tire?

its like u like money too much .u better get married soon or u`ll post your own very soon when u are more than 30

u are d reason why men dey think so much b4 they get married

Rotfl  *nite of a few hundred laughs*

snowdrops:
Not everyone is that broke/tight fisted MR DELETED. Sincerely, i enjoyed myself, spent aggressively and gave out a lot of money.
I work very hard, so why cant i at least enjoy my money.

Well done Bros! Abeg that ya work dey 'teachable/learn-able'?

IgboGirl:
well, in that case, [b]you got any female friends in need of cash or men? [/b]I can love-vendor you out too if you want, yeah?

No worries, I go giv u their names in subsequent time.

Suffice 2 say that most of 'em are NLers, ergo u may wish to start with Tpia on the interim.

IgboGirl:
This is not pimping! I'm a girl. I can give her a makeover that will attract men to her. [size=13pt]teach her how to hang around the right crowd

[/size]

Now the picture is becoming even more clearer thus my inference remains that. .

IgboGirl:
This is not pimping! I'm a girl

No offense meant babes, bt Girls do love-vendor fellow girls as well. NO?

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=355613.msg4981577#msg4981577 date=1258994020]I dont think its pimping.[/quote]Now u don't 'think'.?

Meaning that u aint sure?

IgboGirl:
@ Naijagurl
I am finding it hard to understand this. Why would a 5'8", 148lbs girl who doesn't look bad in appearance not attract men? What is it about you, really? Overweight/borderline obese girls with ugly appearance who are uneducated even attract men. There's something wrong somewhere. there's no smoke without fire. You get rejected even on facebook? this is ridiculous! You say you live in NYC and you have facebook account? [size=15pt]Hmmm if you are willing to take this beyond nairaland we can fix and hook you up. real talk!

[/size]

love-vendor!! NO?

*women palaver*

whiteroses:
when you no be ode, really why dash people money, one thing i've learnt is whenever you go home never dash people anything expect for the £1 gift you brought for them because a lot of them are comfortable in the little they have already and as soon as you leave they forget you so instead of dashing 200k out why not put it in your saving in UK abi ki leni mo wi? second thing i've learnt is never give them your number they'll will be flashing you everyday and complaining you are not calling them do they think 02 charges 5naira / minute?

Abeg shift ya profile pix, I dey dining table.