just no kill am but beat small

that I phone na hw much

women are always giving headaches

dunno him rip sha

I must buy this phone

It's all based on agreement estate managers won't touch your land after making terms with them but FG could at anytime do so with some pile of compliments in handy

None of these would enter Nigeria

Badmarket am not buying again ill use my money do beta tin....

(in apostle suleman voice) kill them shoot them cut their head

The op just took the words outta my mouth eno easy.....

koolet:
Then one day after coming from school so tired and hungry, i heard a knock on my door
Knock knock knock!! Aggressively i answer "who goes there" not knowing it was her
I hurled to the door, mehn i almost melt when i saw her by my door my room was in a mess, i quickly jumped outside to avoid her entry,
To my surprise....,

remaining one perhaps elizavette could

Naughtytboy:
continue

gimme 2likes and ill continue

Then one day after coming from school so tired and hungry, i heard a knock on my door
Knock knock knock!! Aggressively i answer "who goes there" not knowing it was her
I hurled to the door, mehn i almost melt when i saw her by my door my room was in a mess, i quickly jumped outside to avoid her entry,
To my surprise....,

Actually there was this next door neighbour girl we dnt even smile we just greet each other and move, but we both have something in mind the girl was on my head cos shez preety and you kno the rest naw, buh I'll jst pretend like i don't care as a shy guy that i am.
Then one day....

She jst realize how dumb you were Next time you dont just smile, you move closer and introduce your self...

Run to your parent place, eat good food and abstain for lyk 3 days and you are back..
or else one day ull jst collapse dem go think say na MMM kill you

I need one

PrickGetSize:
Most girls forget to wash their toto while bathing.

lwkmd rotf

Op what of the an*s

NCAN REPRESENTATIVE REPORTING LIVE from S/E region
errm OKO poly..
so so disappointed
its not an afonjite

I repeat not an afonjite

Its the other species, A Igbo i mean
TWO FLAT I NO'S

Thieves everywhere even on nairaland

IPhone 7 don expire b datt

Oyibo sef get were

Una dey madd

Jst imagine the image of people stoning the poor girl

Na wa

W**d

Am i the only one not seeing anything??

Ritual itself iza scam

Hmmn

Ill do the same to any lady that will turn my organization to a fashion display point..
The whites are always observant and watchfull
Not because she was beautiful atleast they saw her and employed her, if her dress code was normal she wouldn't have been sacked...

Every company has a policy
She belongs to the modeling sector...

How old are you