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Politics › Re: Woman Arrested For Stuffing Food Cooler With Ballot Papers In Abia by koolet: 12:56pm On Apr 12, 2015*

what happened to food angry

Politics › Re: 4 Fact You Never Noticed About APC – Add Yours!! by koolet: 12:55pm On Apr 12, 2015

gimme my change oooo

Health › Re: What's The Cause Of Stretch Marks? by koolet: 7:35am On Apr 12, 2015

dude thats too much for the poor guy
culdnt help but lolzzz amazing dumbility

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]And who says it's only girls that have stretch marks?
Your height of dumbness is amazing. [/color]

Romance › Re: Share Your Most Embarrasing Moment With The Opposite Sex by koolet: 7:23am On Apr 12, 2015

op if i was the girl i would reset your foolishness with cronic jabbin

.... on the head

as old as you werey

favoryte33:
Let me kick off d party,,,,,I can remember vividly when I was serving,there was dis fellow corper who was tripping 4 me,,,she alws gave me d green light but I just ignored it until she culdnt take it anymore,,,,2 cut d story short,dis gal opened up 2 me&told me how she felt&how she was in luv,,,,Lo&behold ma pple na so I just stiff like walking stick,I no fit start action inside my room 4 dat matter ooooo,,,,finally as I walked her back home,na so I start 2 do d luv wey I 4 do inside room,,,there came d bomb 4rm dis girl,"PLS STOP,WE WERE INSIDE D ROOM U CULD NOT DO ANYTHING,IT IS BY D ROADSIDE U COME DEY PLAY LOVE",,,,My brothers&sisters shame no make me get my senses dat day,,,, so dudes share ursu 2,,,,Love ya!

Romance › Re: Share Your Most Embarrasing Moment With The Opposite Sex by koolet: 7:21am On Apr 12, 2015

....

pulls off your trouses with romantic spirit,,, and she yells eehn is that all you've gat huh

*gently puts on the trouser with slow motion* wipe off tears....

Romance › Re: Share Your Most Embarrasing Moment With The Opposite Sex by koolet: 7:12am On Apr 12, 2015

SarcasticMe:
The condom wouldn't wear... I tried... she tried... We later gave up er'thing. Slept sexless.

the last time it happened to me she flung off the c+ndom and inserted my mini sim

i too love her action

Health › Re: What's The Cause Of Stretch Marks? by koolet: 7:07am On Apr 12, 2015

a clear sign you been stretched

Romance › Re: Help, I Am Being Seduced by koolet: 5:08am On Apr 12, 2015

rokiatu:
With a name like doctoryansh she's only acting like that because she believe is in your character.

rokiatu hope that not seun on your d.p, cos we still need him alive

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Romance › Re: Help, I Am Being Seduced by koolet: 5:04am On Apr 12, 2015

Blebleswag:
Pls keep avoidin her. Some ladies re very dangerous, u never can tell wat she has in mind

if you fvck her youll regret it, if you dont you'll still so regret it,, so prove to her you re more dangerous cos all she have in mind is the romantic image of you fvcking her

Health › Re: Combating Halitosis by koolet: 4:55am On Apr 12, 2015

tip #1 talk alot but control your tongue

Romance › Re: What's The Lamest Apology You Got From Your Cheating Girlfriend? by koolet: 4:41am On Apr 12, 2015*

she: baby hes just a friend

me: does that mean he shuld be fvcking you lipsrsealed

she: fvckin?? nooo honey ave known him long before i know you, so i just wanna settle somethings easily between so he would freestyle us

me: ooooh my gawwd bae

thats why i love you

she: thanks for your UNDERstanding dear wink

*hugs*

___________________________________________________
next meetings rubs my condom with Atarodo nd d aboniki

angry

girls with the way they lie, like guys are application form

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Romance › Re: What's The Lamest Apology You Got From Your Cheating Girlfriend? by koolet: 4:31am On Apr 12, 2015*

she wont even dare utter a word ....... bounce her face with knuckle angry

thats for taking me a dumbass

Fashion › Re: My Beautiful Black People, Why Ain't You Proud Of Your Skin Colour...? by koolet: 4:28am On Apr 12, 2015

EroticAngelina:
help me tell them oo! na so them dey bleach
inferiority complex

and why are you this nervous

Romance › Re: Between An Ogbanje & A Witch, Who Would You Choose As A Date? by koolet: 4:20am On Apr 12, 2015

are these the only class of girls available? ill go single then

Romance › Re: Some True Facts About Ladies And Sex by koolet: 1:06pm On Apr 11, 2015

[color=#550000]woow[/colour]

Romance › Re: Some True Facts About Ladies And Sex by koolet: 1:06pm On Apr 11, 2015

woow

Romance › Re: This Boss Lady Is Worth $500 Million And She WANTS U! Are U Down Boys? by koolet: 1:03pm On Apr 11, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol bro.

Truly truly I say to you. A man does not look at an opportunity twice before grabbing it. [/color]

lolzzzz no b lie

Romance › Re: This Boss Lady Is Worth $500 Million And She WANTS U! Are U Down Boys? by koolet: 12:54pm On Apr 11, 2015

[/quote]

eph12:
Am in love with her already OMG

lolzzx

Romance › Re: This Boss Lady Is Worth $500 Million And She WANTS U! Are U Down Boys? by koolet: 12:52pm On Apr 11, 2015

shez not human ill just scam her

Romance › Re: This Boss Lady Is Worth $500 Million And She WANTS U! Are U Down Boys? by koolet: 12:52pm On Apr 11, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]All these for me? [/color]

jst kidding homie
but whats ur say on the topic
ignore ur feelings for NL ladies

Romance › Re: This Boss Lady Is Worth $500 Million And She WANTS U! Are U Down Boys? by koolet: 12:35pm On Apr 11, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Well i'm not broke. [/color]

that *necklace* you wore na #PANDA
yet you dont have 100k $ in ur bank a/c
and you are a Nigerian
dude ure broke, just managinly broke

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Politics › Re: PHOTO: Under-aged Female Voter Accredited In Sokoto by koolet: 12:26pm On Apr 11, 2015

c'mon op shes just a dwarf...make use of ur head not all midget are underaged.

most of em tallesty are mostly underage

Politics › Re: Photo:- Fayose Weeps, Calls Jonathan ‘that silly President’? by koolet: 12:23pm On Apr 11, 2015

i guess pdp has finally lost it worth

Romance › Re: What Are The Things That We Spend Our Money Mostly On? by koolet: 12:00pm On Apr 11, 2015

phone.... dazzall

Romance › Re: When Should Dating Start? Right For Ages 13-16? by koolet: 11:55am On Apr 11, 2015

after secondary school sha jst like me.....

Romance › Re: Guys: What Would You Do If You Were A GIRL For One Day? by koolet(op): 11:45am On Apr 11, 2015

would go for botox asap

Romance › Re: 20 Strugles Only Skinny Girls Would Understand by koolet(op): 11:38am On Apr 11, 2015

team slim endowed

Politics › Re: Explosion Rocks Anambra Polling Unit by koolet: 4:46pm On Mar 28, 2015

tomorrow whole Nigerians would be shocked by the POWER that would amaze them, that they would tell the story to their children's children that power could bring down any innovation
politics is not the way people sees it
empty barrel makes the loudest noise if na lie do the experiment with 1naira coin and 1thousand naira note,
that's why it worries me the extent apc took their campaign they'll ofcourse close down that radio station, apc mall, and finally their mouth..,
it will take only God grace for apc to be declared winner the prophecies are coming to past already
1.the card reader failed
2 ballot box stolen
3 election delayed in some states
4........
5.......

fill in the gaps above

pdp "power" yeilding 550,000+ volts "hazardous" to oppositions
remember to do the experiment
you'll see for yourself that empty can make the loudest unpleasant noises if you like bomb 100 unit pdp would still Winn
na Godwin

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Travel › Re: Nigeria's Elections: Passengers Stranded At Lagos Airport by koolet: 4:43pm On Mar 28, 2015

tomorrow whole Nigerians would be shocked by the POWER that would amaze them, that they would tell the story to their children's children that power could bring down any innovation
politics is not the way people sees it
empty barrel makes the loudest noise if na lie do the experiment with 1naira coin and 1thousand naira note,
that's why it worries me the extent apc took their campaign they'll ofcourse close down that radio station, apc mall, and finally their mouth..,
it will take only God grace for apc to be declared winner the prophecies are coming to past already
1.the card reader failed
2 ballot box stolen
3 election delayed in some states
4........
5.......

fill in the gaps above

pdp "power",yeilding 550,000+ volts "hazardous"
remember to do the experiment
you'll see for yourself that empty can make the loudest unpleasant noises
get till 2019

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Politics › Re: Pictured: This Old Man Came Down From The Hospital To Vote by koolet: 4:39pm On Mar 28, 2015

after today whole Nigerians would be shocked by the POWER that would amaze them, that they would tell the story to their children's children that power could bring down any innovation
politics is not the way people sees it
empty barrel makes the loudest noise if na lie do the experiment with 1naira coin and 1thousand naira note,
that's why it worries me the extent apc took their campaign they'll ofcourse close down that radio station, apc mall, and finally their mouth..,
it will take only God grace for apc to be declared winner the prophecies are coming to past already
1.the card reader failed
2 ballot box stolen
3 election delayed in some states
4........
5.......

fill in the gaps above

pdp power,yeilding 550,000+ volts "hazardous"
remember to do the experiment
you'll see for yourself that empty can make the loudest unpleasant noises

@koolet'noni

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Politics › Re: INEC Stops Use Of Card Readers In Cross River by koolet: 4:12pm On Mar 28, 2015*

by next tomorrow whole Nigerians would be shocked by the POWER that would amaze them, that they would tell the story to their children's children that power could bring down any innovation
politics is not the way people sees it
empty barrel makes the loudest noise if na lie do the experiment with 1naira coin and 1thousand naira note,
that's why it worries me the extent apc took their campaign they'll ofcourse close down that radio station, apc mall, and finally their mouth..,
it will take only God grace for apc to be declared winner the prophecies are coming to past already
1.the card reader failed
2 ballot box stolen
3 election delayed in some states
4........
5.......

fill in the gaps above

pdp power,yeilding 550,000+ volts "hazardous"
remember to do the experiment
you'll see for yourself that empty can make the loudest unpleasant noises

@koolet'noni

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