₦airaland Forum

This is not intended as a counter thread but its something I noticed growing up and still exists.

You see a young girl going out with lecturers old enough to be their dad and grand dad while some go out with their father's friends.

The question is what do they see in these old men leaving we the young ones to dry out?

Chai! How did this make frontpage?

Admin! Admin!! Admin!!!

And riigging

lirusehn:
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Bros, space booking on a Good Friday is not GOOD o!

falconey:
because they are always broke.

I tend to disagree.

I have seen a gal who flashed me but when I got hold of her phone she had more than a thousnd naira worth of airtime

starlingleanets:
My gal want to do the calling always......she get offended when i don't pick it up....I told her i should be the one doing the calling.

Bros what's your gal's name?

It doesn't cease to amaze me

You call a girl and you miss her then she FLASHES back in response

She has something to demand from you; she still flashes for you to call while she makes her request

You send her airtime she will still flash you so you'll call back for her to thank you for the airtime

I wonder why it has to be the guy(s) that do the callings and why it seems like a taboo for the ladies to do same

NEW WORDS IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY
ORUBEBE /oˈrubebe/ (VerB-): abnormal
behaviour or an attempt to disrupt peaceful gathering or well organised event.
[from Latin oˈrube : to disrupt]
Examples:
1. He tried to orubebe the sacred ocassion but the police do not give in.
2. The football match was orubebe by the defeating team yesterday Derivatives:
ORU-BE-BE-ISM (Noun)
ORU-BE-BE-TIC (Adjective) e.g: ~ attitude
JEGA /Jəˈga/ (VerB-): [a] Using godly wisdom to calm the unneeded agitation or ruckus caused by a
dopey fool in a peaceful gathering.
[b] To indirectly show to the public a person who lack manner and attempt causing agitation
[from Latin Jeˈga : Calm distubance wisely]
Examples:
1. If you Orubebe me I will Jega you.
2. When he was making unnecessary argument to the public, I jega him.
Derivatives:
JE-GA-ISM (Noun)
JE-GA-TIC (Adjective) e.g: ~ approach First Edition. Copyright © 2015 by Davog Publishing
Company.

will you guys give us some break?

That's good of her.

But when are we even having election for the post of the first lady sef?

Finlly the end of all the struggles has come.

GMB is now the president elect so we can now hope for a different tomorrow.

An indirect way of telling him that he'll have them to contend with if he bleeps up with their region.

solihu:
Not surprised, you hardly know who yours' is.

After all, you are a product of a road side quickie.

Baaastard! Omo iran kiran!

Iyalaya irandiran e ni bastardi

How daft are u? Bring it on. Oponu!

Kk

solihu:
Kiddo! Go get yourself some grub lol!

Your father is a kiddo!

solihu:
Poor you!

Everyone of 'em are made!

Dolt!

You sure gat no job with all your ballyhoos.
I hope u have enof airtime n mb to match

solihu:
It is not hard to tell who a struggling lad is!

Say that to your lineage

solihu:
Piss off! Mudaphucker!

Biri irinka! Shege kana danfaran kanka online lol!

Wato ka yi wa wani wannan karyan lol!

Were you not the same clown claiming to have seen someone lynched in kano not up to a week?

Suddenly, you have never been to kano and also not in Nigeria lol!

Indeed you are a well tutored liar!

Anyway crookedness, lies and all the terrible traits abound a kasar kwaki da kananika naku.

Lol! Kare zai mun barazanar zama wata kasa.

You'll dream all of your lifetime to be where I am right now
Ab*ki na ram

solihu:
Gutsun uwarka ka zo nema a arewa?
Bloody peasant! Ka tsaya a garin ku mana dan iska kawai.

Two edged knife! Shege matsiaci wadanda suka gaji cuta.

Ko ni ragba fun gbogbo ebi re.

Olori bi seat okada! Ofcourse nutritional deficiency from acute guzzling of akpi!

Oloriburuku oni label 4-1-9!

Ja danu eranko!

Na ma yi kamar wanda zai iya zama a Naijeria a ganin ka? Tinnin da na allaka ka wallahi.

Azalimi irin ka.

Ba za ku taba rabuwa da halin dabbancin naku ai

Jaki

solihu:
Ka gayawa duk dangin ka, gabaki dayanku kannika ne ku!
Dan uwarka zan iya ciyar da ku gabaki daya nan da shekara goma ban san na kashe komai ba.

Ba matsiyaci a cikin dangi na.

Ubanka me wa uwarka langa! Ko shi muka hadu, ya san ya hadu da maigidan shi!

Oloribuku eda, omo iran kiran!
Lastly phucck off! Silly sod!

Ka je ka ciyar da awakai yan uwan ka a arewa inda aaka meyar da ku akuyoyi kawai.
Dabba irin ka.

Iyalaya re ni oni radan radan

K

solihu:
Anuofia!
Are you blind to how the cattle rearer scuttled the devilish plans of your role model (kaikai drinker)?

Well that as well is a defect resulting from intense consumption of fermented cassava.

Dan kutumar uba kawai! Jaki!

Ubanka ne jakin
Shege dan durun uwa

U are among the egoats that I'm talking about

Dan matsiaci kawai

Kaa ci uwarka online

See humility

If it had been the other way round, the cattle rearer (GMB) would have pushed his goats on the streets to start killing innocent citizens

You still remain a pacesetter even in defeat.

A grand reception awaits you in Otueke our humble president.

Both parties are presently enjoying the 25% issue, what is left is the "outright popular vote".

But what is delaying the announcing of the remaining 3 states nah?

Or are they trying to play the more you see the less you understand game with us?

ishiamu:
Trully I believe now that Gej is clueless....


I rest my case

You're an e-diot

So why was that guy creating such a scenario?

Jenny na tyre dem dey burn nah

We all know he is

But lalasticlala, the rate at which you're opening threads and pushing it to Front page












Diaris Goduoooo

Point of correction, it wasn't a "hard-won path" rather a dubious, aggressive and oppressive means.

He keeps shouting "WE will not take it..." but all I see is one man.

See as Jega just confuse

*modified*

Nice response from Jega, very matured

That man should be bundled out joor. Nigeria is greater and bigger than any man.

This would be the reactions of Nigerians after Jega finally announces the winner.

1. Partying tyns
2. Ye mogbe!
3. After much investments and hypes
4. How I go do now?

Share your own expected photo reactions

Cc lalasticlala, seun, obinoscopy, temmi001, barcanista do the needful let's relax some nerves

Now to the d-day.

Jega over to you. Enough of the waitings.