₦airaland Forum

pastoray:
Probably to fry some beans after the meeting

Be sure to scoop the remnants of the fried beans after you loose tomorrow.

What is that Magu doing there?

But seriously, is this the national or state situation room?

Imagine if Shekau should pay them a visit?

I had a dream that Buhari won the election.

Should I pray against it or should I say that "His will be done"?

Nnboo:
Gthh

Holla @ me on korelconcepts@gmail.com let's see what services you can offer

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bivanJohnaliuz:
so when are we "CEREBRATING" Atiku's Victory??......

After the "ERECTION"

[quote author= post=75644194][/quote]Coming from you?

Feb 16 is the date

MrAJQ:
Hello Nigerians I want to assure you this is not an election between Buhari and Atiku but rather an election between Buhari and Atiku, International bodies and old Nigerians criminals.

Don't be left out, come out in masses to Vote for President Muhammadu Buhari. Don't forget to hold your wife, siblings and children who are eligible voters along.

Nigeria will not fail

When will you have sense?
You can you hire Buhari to head your company?

Ok0yeeboz:
Yes na.

He used to smoke crack with your dad before they sentenced your daddy to Yaba left.

Hmmmm, spokes man who asked you?

mhd5757:
So this friend of mine lives in a deserted area where there are a lot of bushes and there are very few houses in the area, the area is also known for robbery attacks, so he decided to get dogs for security, I told this guy that is better to go for adult dogs, he even got a good deal from somebody who wanted to sell him 2 vicious big 1 yr old Alsatian dogs at a very good price but he said no! That he is afraid, the man selling the dogs and myself told him that we will guide him through in getting used to the dogs, we will even take the dogs to his house and guide him through, we assured him that on that same day, those dogs will be able to recognize him as their master but he refused.

Later on he went and bought 2 pitbull puppies of 2 months, and kept them, then just a month after he bought the puppies, he was robbed by a 3 man gang, they clared him out, they took his smart TV, decoder, all his cash, his phones, wrist watches, even his 2 puppies, the funny thing on top of it, they even asked him where he kept the dog food he bought for the puppies when he showed them, they packed all of it along with the puppies, they forced the guy to enter his car where they put in everything they stole and drove him to the ATM machine, then they withdrew as much cash as they could and left the guy there.

It took him hours to report the crime but uphill now, they haven't found these people that robed him and I doubt they are going to find them.

But what is it with Nigerians and puppies sef? How can you expect a puppy to guard your home, everybody wants to buy puppies, these puppies will not grow over night, it will take time for them to grow so is it not better to just buy an adult dog? If it's about getting the dog to get used to you, that one is small thing na! I bought my vicious rott/gsd mix bitch when it was already grown at the age of 1yr and on that same day she got used to me.

So?

How is that my business?

With these yams legs?

Unfortunately Buhari does not read the news or watch TV

ok, we dey watch in black and white

what happens to the election tribunal judges that the Tanko guy has already sworn in?

The gods must hear this

Pictures or.............
But why e dey pain all these zombies nah?

In another news, check out our president's #10yearschallenge
He's looking younger 10 years after unlike all the ones we've been seeing online

millionboi2:
d zoo

And you look like one of the animals in it.
Just an observation bro no hard feelings

Ay77:
Ipob won't like this!!?

IPOB bu kwagi ni ishi there

Vinstel:
When will this boko haram problem end?

When Nigerians wake up and ask the right questions.

Hmmmm

iannathan:
Kenny blaq good die

Purely talented if I must add and very original too

echepops:
why can't Hillsong be invited to perform at The Experience tho? 13 years now & counting!

I will definitely attend that no matter where I am in the world

Dry jokes from funny bone

aboki, is he supposed to wear it or what?

AutoReportNG:
Lagos... on the move

You put up a post and still drag ftc with us?

I'm just thinking if it were in Nigeria;
Maybe na okada boys for follow her.

His mates are at the world cup making history while he's there........

It's a very complex situation that we are in and believe me, many have no idea what it really has hidden underneath.
Who do you attack in retaliation?
Hausas are different from the Fulanis but not many know that. A fulani man kills and you go killing hausas in retaliation?!
The Fulanis have a big advantage they are enjoying; all top officials in government today that can say no or put a full stop to this menace is a fulani man so tell me

WHO WILL STOP THESE ANIMALS?

Olalan:
This team is so confused, Nigeria should beat them comfortably

I wouldn't bank on that if I were you

NCAN, are you witi me

It's one of our blos dem

ElsonMorali:
Jonathan can take a dive in the lagoon for all we care.

Don't worry brah, I feel your pain especially when you have to compare him with the incompetent illiterate you are backing.

I am not understanding

All of them, their father.

in short, iyalaya every body