₦airaland Forum

Dey re trying 2 put it of

Saw ecko bank in alaba int' on fire wen I was rushing 2 work. Pls who can help 2 confirm if dey hv put it off cuz I need 2 deposit moni there 2day

prettyjo:
**spreads mat quickly**
sits and starts reading comments

abeg shift jor. I wan peep small

anthoniaz:
I don't think they are normal.What could be causing their fight late in the night, S.EX?

Abi otumokpor work don enter d marriage?

I d tink lyk dat sef. Som ladies na winch

Chizzy20:
he is d man of d house nd should behave as one. Its nt right to beat his wife, i knw women can b mouthed cos dats d only weapon dey ve bt as a man dere re sumthings he should ignore. Givin her d silent treatment is even worse dan beating. For peace to reign he should forget his ego nd apologise to his wife, i doubt any woman would refuse dat.

He has apologised bt it was as if he is pouring water on stone. D main problem I hv is d sleep dey both deprive me of sumtyms

Chizzy20:
Op, i advice u call ur bro, sit him down nd talk sum sense into him.

I can't cuz I reported d issue 2 mi dad bt he told me 'e no gud 2 d put hand inside husband nd wife matter'. Dat him nd mi mum started dat same way witout anybdy intervention, bt now dey re in d kind of relationship every husband nd wife dreams of. Dats y am still asking 'how many wrongs does it take 2 make it right?

mirexxx:
chai!

E tire me

My niaralanders, I hv a troubled mind. It's all been abt mi elder bro who Jst got married last year. D problem is dat 2 weeks won't go by without dem having a fight. Nd it mostly hapens in d night wen am almost falling at sleep. D 1st tym dis hapened after dia wedin, I tried 2 setle it amoung dem bt failed. Den I decided 2 let dem live dia life. Dis yr, Bcuz of dem I got a headphone which can burst d ear drum if at d maximum. Wat I do is dat wenever d trouble starts, I 'll Jst lock mi room door nd put mi headphone on wit some of mi favourite music in it, Den I 'll be lost in it. Bt since d fight lst week, dey hv bcome best enemies. Don't talk 2 each other nd d wife hv promised 2 pay him back 4 all d hands he layed on her if she's going 2 get a peacful mind. Nd I hv been wondering, how many wrongs can make it write?

Surely frm d north

By Emmanuel Aziken, Political Editor
Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka , Wednesday, gave a rebuttal to former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s latest book, “My Watch” describing it as a narrative by a career liar always determined to crookedly project himself above his true standing among men.
Affirming his general detestation of such men, Soyinka said the Obasanjo brand was compounded by the inclination of even foisting the lies on members of the younger generation.
Obasanjo had in his book flayed Soyinka as a self serving critic who he said always sought to shine out among men claiming that the Nobel Laureate is a “misfit as a political analyst, commentator or critic.”
“For Wole, no one can be good, nor can anything be spot – on politically except that which emanates from him or is ordained by him.”
Continuing his assessment of Soyinka, Obasanjo had said: “He is surely a better wine connoisseur and a more successful “aparo” (guinea fowl) hunter than a political critic, not to talk of what he would do as a politician,”  adding “I take him seriously on almost all issues except on the political particularly Nigerian politics.”

SOYINKA
Replying Wednesday in a treatise, titled Watch and Pray, Watch and Prey, Soyinka said:
I had fully attuned myself to the fact that our Owu retiree soldier and prolific author is an infliction that those of us who share the same era and nation space must learn to endure. However, it does appear that there is no end to this individual’s capacity for infantile mischief, and for needless, mind-boggling provocations, such as his recent ‘literary’ intrusion on my peace.
Perhaps I ought to interrupt myself here with an apology to some mutual acquaintances – ‘blessed peacemakers’ and all – especially in this season of ‘peace and goodwill to all men’. Please know that your efforts have not been entirely in vain. I had a cordial exchange with Obasanjo over the phone recently – engineered by himself, his ground staff and/or a chance visitor  – when I had cause to visit his Presidential Laundromat for the first time ever.  During that exchange, I complemented him on making some quite positive use of landed property that was acquired under morally dubious circumstances, and blatantly developed through a process that I denounced as ‘executive extortionism’. That obscene proceeding has certainly set a competitive precedent for impunity in President Jonathan’s recent fund-raising shindig, editorialized in THE PUNCH (Dec. 23, 2014) as  “Impunity Taken too Far”. So much for the latest from that directions – we mustn’t allow Handing-Over notes between presidents to distract us for too long.
To return to our main man, and friendly interventionists, you may like to note that I went so far as to engage him in light banter, stating that some of his lesser sins would be forgiven him for that creative conversion of the landscape – a conversation that he shortly afterwards delightedly shared with at least three mutual acquaintances. I promised a follow-up visit to view some mysterious rock script whose existence, he informed me, was uncovered by workers during ground clearing. The exchange was, in short, as good as ‘malice towards none’ that any polemicist could hope to contribute to the ongoing season of peace and goodwill. Obviously that visit will not now take place, any more than the pursuit of vague notions of some creative collaboration with his Centre that began to play around my mind.
That much I do owe you from my report card.  Perhaps you will now accept that there are individuals who are born incorrigible but, more importantly, that some issues transcend one’s personal preferences for harmonious human relationships even in a season of traditional good will. The change in weather conditions sits quite well with me however,  since we are both acquainted with the Yoruba proverb that goes:  the child that swears his mother will not sleep must also prepare for a prolonged, sleepless infancy.  So let it be with Okikiola, the overgrown child of circumstance.

*Obasanjo
One of the incessant ironies that leapt up at me as I read Obasanjo’s magnum opus was that we are both victims of a number of distasteful impositions  – such as being compelled again and again to seek justice against libel in the law courts. I felt genuine empathy to read that he still has a pending thirty-year case instituted by him against his alleged libelers! Judgment was delivered in my favour regarding one of the most nauseating only this year, after surviving technical and other procrastinations, defendant evasions and other legalistic impediments for nearly as long as his. That leaves only a veritable Methuselah on the court list still awaiting re-listing under the resurrection ritual language known as de novo.  Unfortunately, not all acts of defamation or willful misrepresentation are actionable, otherwise, my personal list against this newly revealed fellow-sufferer would have counted for an independent volume of the Nigerian Law Report since our paths first crossed during the Civil War.  My commitment to the belief in the fundamental right of all human beings NOT TO BE LIED AGAINST remains a life obsession, and thus demands, at the very least, an obligation of non-commission among fellow victims.
I must therefore reserve a full, frontal dissection of Obasanjo’s  My Watch for later, most especially since the work itself is currently under legal restraint and is not readily accessible to a general readership. So, for now, let me single out just one of the most glaring instances of this man’s compulsive career of lying, one sample that the media can readily check upon and use as a touchstone – if they do need one – in assessing our author’s multifaceted claims and commentaries on people and events. I refer here to the grotesque and personally insulting
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As for me I do pick Mi abaga The Chairman 1st followed by Olamide Street OT, 2face The Ascension den I can manage Wiz kid Joy(excluded frm wen am hungry)

There is alot of Speculation in the Country about these four Albums and their fans has been doing great in supporting them all the time they call for..

MI’s Album The Chairman is one of the most selling Album in Nigeria presently so also is Wizkid’s Album Joy is selling greatly in market and his fans has been giving him Kudos for the great work, Furthermore, Olamide has never disappointed is Fans with the release of Street OT, 2Face on the other Side is doing wonder but sincerely one is better than the other.

My dad told me dat y it's been done lyk dis is bcuz it's d plan of INEC 2 easily ridge d election their own way, cuz many will be deprived of d right 2 vote

Anoruo:
Bro. Not to wori too much. Am 1 of the inec officials conducting the reg (Via NYSC). If u hav misplaced the formal one used in 2011. As long as ur photo appeared on the wall @d boot where u registered. If they hav distributed the PVC in that boot. Urs is dia. Only that u nid just ur passport to obtain the PVC. After filling a form.


Ask any question.

I did mine in benue state where I was living then. It was later dat same year I relocated 2 lag. Now d distance is too far nd I can't leave mi business, mi tym nd lots of moni Jst 2 go back 2 benue state 2 collect mine. Nd I don't even hv anybody there. It was Jst mi skulin (secondary skul) dat lead me 2 benue state.

I my self is d most confused. I want 2 seriously get mine bt I hv been hearing dat u can't get it except if u still hv ur old one used in 2011. I told a frnd of mine dat I ll lie 2 dem dat I didn't register dat year nd he told me dat if dey take ur finger print nd it appear dat u registered d lst tym, dey ll send u back. D only person I hv seen wit d PVC told me she collected it wit d use of her formal voters card. Am really confused nd I hv been wondering hw can I get my PVC cuz I hv misplaced d one I used in 2011

Nigeria After defeating south africa nd making it to Canada 2015, they will be looking to retain d cup dey lost to Equatorial guinea in d last championship. Cameron on d other hand will want 2 make a name for dem selves by defeating d country dat has been on top 4 a long period, playing good football(Nigerial) to win d championship . Stay tuned for scores update

Suley316:
oh sorry in short, your the op(can't waste mb to check) the post is shitty

contact me I will help found ur mb

Dreyl:
it's a girl not a guy.

noted

Suley316:
i know you want to make fp, but your list is dry and kind of incoherent

and the dafuq is ASUU chick

still trying 2 pick out ur point

Mcbussy:
Op,this is the 1st stage of psychosis...posting senseless and unreasonably boring topics

I get it. Nw I knw u hope u re ok

marieolae:
bros take it easy

what's there to take it easy abt. Maybe he doesn't enjoy it slowly. U should be able 2 bear it except if u didn't apply lubricant

marieolae:
no I'm wet..oops dat sounds kinda wrong

since u re wet, am free

Dreyl:
aren't you dry too

leave d gurl? She jst wants 2 announce her presence. Its accepted

tplustee:
Hit Like if u only read d Headline of dis 'lubbish' like me.

what went wrong? Nobody seems to hit like

rattlesnake:
Don't mind the Childish OP

In "IGBO" institutions rather

Op Seems u don't know Nigeria is bigger than theseu have not travelled around before as a local champion ......ote

no mind me o. Me no go skul sef sha

Yea

Ajekpako, ajeboter, orobo,lepka, Beautiful nd ugly chicks u go c dem 4 campus. even blacky wit albino. Some tyt, som loose while som if u give dem chance dem go abuse am. Some self na 2 deceive men chop dem be dia talent.

1. IMT girls dem too lyk african salad(cassava). If dey chop am finish clean mouth dem go d jump around.
2. ESUT babes dem luv BlackBerry, ice-cream, vanilla, Strawberry.
3. CARITAS girls dem no d too comot bt give dem chance u go c say dem corrupt.
4. UNN chicks too lyk phonetics. Jst say hello swthrt, no jst call her nne(babe).
5. UNIZIK gurls too lyk motto. Carry dem comot dem most take pix
6. OKO babe too d mess 4 class. Dey don even use mess spoil dia mattress finish.
7. MADONA girls dem too d form upon say dem dey secondary skul witout uniform.
8. ASUU chick lyk Okpa nd Fanta. Jst knw say u don solve dia problem.
9. EMSU babes na dem dull pass jst set table 4 dem wit pepper make dem d sell.
10. IMSU chicks dem luv Aristo. Na 4 club u go c dia talent.
11. NEKEDE dem girl no sabi speak english bt jst speak ibo dem go carry u chop lyk sandwich.
12. ABSU na dem sort lecturers pass. Any way u want am dem be professionals.
13. ABIA POLY babes eye d red. Jst coke nd bread dem follow u straight 2 ur bed.
14. FUTO chick dey very few nd all of dem cum short lyk mountain dew bottle.
15. UNIPORT girls dem too d form so compose b4 u approach dem.
16. UNILAG girls dem too lyk celebrity if want make u sabi book or become Cele bu ity(illiterate celebrity).

The list jst goes on. Add urs

so na u make Wiz Kid d beef Davido

The newly promoted Leicester City nd Arsenal meet today at d King Power Stadium. Arsenal will be looking at grabbing all 3 points to make sure they close d gap between title contenders Chelsea after man utd draw nd man city lost ystday. Stay in touch 4 d match update which commence by 4pm 2day. Thanks

Only tym shall tell

A man was working on a bridge nd wen he was half Way d bridge, d bridge started shaking nd d man discovered it was broken at d end. D man got scared nd called on God for hours 2 cum nd help him bt he didn't see God. Wit little confidence nd great fear, d man walked nd walked until he got 2 d end of d bridge. Wen he got 2 d end of D bridge, he bent down nd saw God holding d bridge together. God work in mysterious ways nd no human can understand d ways of our Lord. We hv been complaining nd trying 2 find ways 2 stop boko haram 4 yrs, our government hv been promising us 4 yrs dat boko haram will be stopped, although dey hv tried stopping dem bt didn't succeed. Now God has decided 2 work in His ways by bringing Ebola 2 Nigeria. Since d arrival of Ebola, boko haram attacks hv rapidly decreased nd we don't hear cry of our girls again nd Soon boko haram would be history. Don't worry abt Ebola, God will take it back frm where it surfaced its ugly face frm. Bt let's protect ourselves, I wouldn't say let's shake hands 2 promote Ebola n eliminate boko haram although if Ebola didn't come, Boko haram won't be silenced.

It won't cost me anythn oo so I took a salt
solution bath and even drank some. Am going bck
to bed.