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 Nairaland / General / Re: Survivors Of Filling Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Fuel by Kpokpodikpo: 5:57am On Mar 04, 2016 |
They asked for change, and they got it. Seun |
| Romance / Re: Give Her A Name by Kpokpodikpo: 8:53am On Mar 02, 2016 |
Lol Seun |
| Romance / Give Us This Day Our Daily Tea by Kpokpodikpo: 4:56pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
A tea company with a new Advert campaign wanted our Pastor to make an appearance in it. "All we need you to say, for 1 Million Naira is, GIVE US THIS DAY, OUR DAILY TEA", said the company's P.R man to our Pastor. But our Pastor refused. "Okay, 2 Million Naira then?" Our Pastor said "NO". "Will you do it for...Read more » http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/give-us-this-day-our-daily-tea.html?m=1 |
| Romance / This Is The Kind Of Child African Parents Call Evil by Kpokpodikpo: 4:22pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
So this English couple had a baby, and when it was born it didn't cry like a normal baby. In fact it didn't make any noises at all, no gurgles, burps, crying, nothing. The couple let it pass and thought nothing more of it, but after a year, the child still hasn't made a noise. The couple were a little worried, but decided to leave it a while and see if anything changes. After two years the child still wasn't talking or making any noises so they took him to a. . .Read more. .¿ http://www.njuwo.com/2016/02/this-is-kind-of-child-african-parents.html?m=1 |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 4:35am On Nov 28, 2014 |
AYE BY DAVIDO – Mns review --------------- ------------ I was at a wedding reception the other weekend in a cool & serene venue. We were on item 12 on the agenda, the time for the nuptial dance. The live Dj was busy scratching the turn table. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/aye-by-davido-mns-review/ |
| Music/Radio / Nfana Ibaga Remix – Mns Review by Kpokpodikpo: 4:25am On Nov 28, 2014 |
NFANA IBAGA REMIX – MNS REVIEW --------------- ------------ How time flies! I can still recall buying a copy of Face 2 Face album in the music records shop on my way back from school as an SS3 student. On Monday October 27 2014 Tubaba dropped a remix of “Nfana ibaga” track initially released in 2004 off his first solo album to mark his ten years anniversary as a solo artist. It has been 10 years since Tuface who now prefers to be called Tubaba started his solo music career. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/nfana-ibaga-remix-mns-review/ |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 11:34am On Nov 25, 2014 |
Man Stares At Tiwa Savage Boobs Lustfully --------------- ------------ This photograph has been making rounds these few days with individuals down- pouring ill-uses on the lucky man for staring at Tiwa Savage lustfully as she performed at their wedding. See the photograph here: http://www..com/what-would-you-do#more-382 |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 11:26am On Nov 25, 2014 |
2face helping out in the Kitchen --------------- ------------ With 2face’s wealth and fame, he still enters kitchen to cook for his family. Oowww how sweet. See pic of him cooking in the kitchen here: http://www..com/2face-helping-out-in-the-kitchen |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 5:22am On Nov 24, 2014 |
Omoni Oboli all covered up --------------- ------------ The movie producer and actress wore this dress to Aso rock yesterday for independence dinner party. See the way she wore the dress here: www..com/omoni-oboli-all-covered-up#more-605 |
| Family / Early Detection And Management Of Breast Cancer by Kpokpodikpo: 10:32am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Early Detection and Management of Breast Cancer --------------- ------------ So I went to the teaching hospital (ANSUTH) last week for my baby’s immunization, going about greeting people that took care of me while I was pregnant, then I saw this woman writhing in pain. One side of her breast is. Read more: http://www..com/early-detection-and-management-of-breast-cancer |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 10:32am On Nov 21, 2014 |
Early Detection and Management of Breast Cancer --------------- ------------ So I went to the teaching hospital (ANSUTH) last week for my baby’s immunization, going about greeting people that took care of me while I was pregnant, then I saw this woman writhing in pain. One side of her breast is. Read more: http://www..com/early-detection-and-management-of-breast-cancer |
| Nairaland / General / In A Bid To Please Himself Man Ends Life by Kpokpodikpo: 8:48am On Nov 21, 2014 |
In A Bid To Please Himself Man Ends Life --------------- ------------ As the days go by, strange things are happening in this world of ours. We are really at the endtime. Just to please himself, see what a man did to himself. The man was at Elegushi Beach strolling around. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/in-bid-to-please-himself-man-ends-life.html?m=1 |
| Family / Hopeless Hope From A Doctor Sends This Old Man To A Coma by Kpokpodikpo: 8:46am On Nov 19, 2014 |
Hopeless Hope From A Doctor Sends This Old Man To A Coma --------------- ------------ My grandpa went for a heart surgery sponsored by my uncle, Uncle Charles. As grandpa was being rolled to the theater. Doctor, I'm scared, he said, I've never done this before and I heard it has killed alot of people. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/hopeless-hope-from-doctor-sends-this.html?m=1 |
| Education / My Youngest Brother Regrets Passing His Exam by Kpokpodikpo: 3:21pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
My Youngest Brother Regrets Passing His Exam --------------- ------------ Last term, my youngest brother Nedu who is still in secondary school asked my mum if he passes his exam, what would she buy him. My mum told him she'll buy him anything he wishes. Lol, at the end of the term. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/11/my-youngest-brother-regrets-passing-his.html?m=1 |
| Literature / An Escape From The Friend Zone by Kpokpodikpo: 12:25pm On Nov 18, 2014 |
AN ESCAPE FROM THE FRIEND ZONE --------------- ------------ It was a sweltering Friday afternoon with the sun burning at its peak sending heat waves across the atmosphere. University students sat inside the different reading halls in the University of Uyo library grateful for the cooling effect of the split unit air conditioners and ceiling fans. The library was filled to capacity. It was mid semester and the semester exams were only two six weeks away. Ken Johnson sat at a corner of the hall hunched over the pages of Principles of Pharmacology textbook lying on top of the reading desk. He had been reading for two hours resulting in a slight headache. He removed his medicated lenses, leaned back on the chair and glanced around at the room. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/escape-friend-zone/ |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kpokpodikpo: 9:25am On Nov 18, 2014 |
THE QUALITY OF OUR MUSIC LYRICS --------------- ------------ Lyrics are a set of words that make up a song, usually consisting of choruses and verses(wikipedia). There is this general perception that musicians these days do not give much attention to the lyrical contents of their songs resulting in poor lyrics. Most people do not listen to wordings of songs either, they only dance along to the beats. If the beat is catchy and rhythmic we say the song is good. A couple of people were discussing this issue in an online forum and most of them were of the view that music lyrics nowadays has deteriorated to the extent that good and meaningful lyrics are hard to come by. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/quality-music-lyrics/ |
| Music/Radio / The Quality Of Our Music Lyrics by Kpokpodikpo: 9:25am On Nov 18, 2014 |
THE QUALITY OF OUR MUSIC LYRICS --------------- ------------ Lyrics are a set of words that make up a song, usually consisting of choruses and verses(wikipedia). There is this general perception that musicians these days do not give much attention to the lyrical contents of their songs resulting in poor lyrics. Most people do not listen to wordings of songs either, they only dance along to the beats. If the beat is catchy and rhythmic we say the song is good. A couple of people were discussing this issue in an online forum and most of them were of the view that music lyrics nowadays has deteriorated to the extent that good and meaningful lyrics are hard to come by. Read more: http://mynaijastories.com/quality-music-lyrics/ |
| Romance / I Want To See Her But Not When She Is On Her Period by Kpokpodikpo: 6:27am On Oct 30, 2014 |
I Want To See Her But Not When She Is On Her Period --------------- ------------ Was chatting with my girl one morning on whatsapp. She lives in Asaba while I live in Warri. I told her I am coming to see her that morning, that I don't care about the price of fuel or transport, I am coming that morning no matter what. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/i-want-to-see-her-but-not-when-she-is.html?m=1 |
| Family / When Ur Lover Refuses 2 See U Do Dis & He/she'll Cum See U Wit D Speed Of Light by Kpokpodikpo: 6:14am On Oct 30, 2014 |
When Your Lover Refuses To See You Do This And He Or She'll Come See You With The Speed Of Light --------------- ------------ So my girl was dodging me, not wanting to see me anymore, not picking my calls and all that. As a guy man If your lover does this to you just do as I did and she'll rush down to you. What I did? Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/when-your-lover-refuses-to-see-you-do.html?m=1 |
| Jokes Etc / PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down by Kpokpodikpo: 1:25pm On Oct 29, 2014 |
PHD Holder Turns Church Upside Down --------------- ------------ The next in line to give testimony after me last sunday was a guy who I heard just rounded up his PHD at Abraka, Delta State University. I tried giving pastor the mic back after I finished thanking God. Pastor, take! I said giving it to the man of God. No, he said, give it to him, pointing to the guy. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/phd-holder-turns-church-upside-down.html?m=1 |
| Family / House Girl Makes Wife Obey Her Command by Kpokpodikpo: 9:38am On Oct 29, 2014 |
House Girl Makes Wife Obey Her Command --------------- ------------ Our House Girl went to my wife when I was at the office and told her to increase her salary. Give me three reasons why you want me to increase your salary. My wife said. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/house-girl-makes-wife-obey-her-command.html?m=1 |
| Nairaland / General / Police Hands Me To Armed Robbers For Better Treatment by Kpokpodikpo: 9:10am On Oct 29, 2014 |
Police Hands Me To Armed Robbers For Better Treatment --------------- ------------ Armed robbers came to rob me in my house. My gate was locked so they were trying to break in but it was not letting loose. My wife panicked so hard and was pressurizing me to give the police a call. I told her when the robbers gets tired of knocking they'll go. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/police-hands-me-to-armed-robbers-for.html?m=1 |
| Family / Babe Pushs Me To Do The Undoable With Bank Alert by Kpokpodikpo: 1:12pm On Oct 28, 2014 |
Babe Pushs Me To Do The Undoable With Bank Alert --------------- ------------ A female friend of mine Shulamite, rushed to me this morning and told me I wouldn't believe it, her phone fell down from her hand and she picked it up and put it back on and received an alert. Which alert? I asked, curious! Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/babe-pushs-me-to-do-undoable-with-bank.html?m=1 |
| Family / Give Me Too Or I Tell Your Husband Doctor Tells Woman by Kpokpodikpo: 6:35am On Oct 28, 2014 |
Give Me Too Or I Tell Your Husband Doctor Tells Woman --------------- ------------ Uncle Bojo, my uncle, went to a chemist in their neighbourhood who was a doctor at the Local Government Hospital. He complained to him that his wife, Mama Chidinma no longer allow him access to her. The doctor told him he'll talk to her, that as soon as she comes back from work he should tell her to see him. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/give-me-too-or-i-tell-your-husband.html?m=1 |
| Family / Wife Found Me Out Playing With The New House Girl by Kpokpodikpo: 6:21am On Oct 28, 2014 |
Wife Found Me Out Playing With The New House Girl --------------- ------------ Was in the parlour watching a tough movie on Africa Magic. My wife just walked in and put off the T.V. What? I shouted. The new house girl I just brought is pregnant? That is her problem. I said. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/wife-found-me-out-playing-with-new.html?m=1 |
| Family / Instead Of Making My Wife Scream Every Night A Cockroach Makes Her Scream by Kpokpodikpo: 2:24pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Instead Of Making My Wife Scream Every Night A Cockroach Makes Her Scream --------------- ------------ A cockroach had been having a good time with us in our room every blessed night and I was disturbed. I tried killing it each time but my wife tells me not to. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/instead-of-making-my-wife-scream-every.html?m=1 |
| Family / Proof That Someone Might Be Spying On You And Your Lover In Your Own House by Kpokpodikpo: 8:27am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Proof That Someone Might Be Spying On You And Your Lover In Your Own House --------------- ------------ I came back home one night, my wife hugged me and told me she is one month overdue, that it's like she is pregnant. The doctor conducted a test on her that day, she said, and warned me, until it is sure, we should not tell anybody. She received a phone call from PHCN office the next day because we had not paid our light bill. Am I speaking to Mr Ofego? The man on the phone asked. Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/proof-that-someone-might-be-spying-on.html?m=1 |
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