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Jobs/Vacancies / Info by Kposh(m): 4:05pm On May 03, 2008
i need any info on any usherett, model (ad) kinda job, pls any info to babs_2k3@yahoo.com
Adverts / Info by Kposh(m): 4:04pm On May 03, 2008
i need any info on any usherett, model (ad) kinda job, pls any info to babs_2k3@yahoo.com
Computers / A Compaq Presario V6000 by Kposh(m): 3:58pm On May 03, 2008
i got a Compaq presario v6000 notebook
Windows vista ultimate, 32-bit operating system
100GB
Mobile and Sempron (tm) processor 3500+
960MB RAM
Standard VGA graphics adapter
NVIDIA graphics
the problem is i can get to play any game cos after installation, i either get a beep sayin my hardware acceleration is not on or i should install a video card driver. I've tried installin online but to no avail. Just the games the systems fine.

Literature / Re: Tell Is She Gonna Lyk Dis? by Kposh(m): 3:39pm On May 03, 2008
common guys aint u gonna ever want to be so romantic, check out stillwater nd 10x dominique for speaking ur mind. actually she read it and started laughin nd the next questin i had was i didnt knw u to be so westlyf nd back street boys, but she says she lyks it undecided
Fashion / Re: Share Pics Or Patterns For Tattoos by Kposh(m): 3:09pm On May 03, 2008
Am still braving myself to have one done but if i ever decide to do one,i'd very much like it to be done by Ami {he's the bald one} he's got some awesome designs too,check out the album or the show,maybe you can come up wit your own design/idea,hope this helps


thanks mowhawkchic, am greatful
Celebrities / Re: 2Pac's Grave Found: Is He Dead or Alive? by Kposh(m): 5:11pm On Apr 21, 2008
Hes alive
Celebrities / Who Dem Be? 4rm 1-4 by Kposh(m): 5:05pm On Apr 21, 2008
name 'em

Celebrities / Re: If You Had A Chance To Steal Any Part Of A Celebritis Bodi,which Part Would It B by Kposh(m): 4:34pm On Apr 21, 2008
segun arinzes eyes
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by Kposh(m): 4:21pm On Apr 21, 2008
Ever
Fashion / Re: Share Pics Or Patterns For Tattoos by Kposh(m): 4:16pm On Apr 21, 2008
cadet, seems u got sometin wit tatoos. well its cool if i get sometin from u first don bother its not for the skin sumtin,
Celebrities / Re: Pregnancy In Hollywood Again by Kposh(m): 8:47pm On Apr 19, 2008
angry sekorko if i wele u, u wan tell me say u no know say dat gal get belle, must u broadcast it, omo shey na wahala make person gal get belle?
Fashion / Share Pics Or Patterns For Tattoos by Kposh(m): 8:35pm On Apr 19, 2008
can i get some sexy and wicked tatoo pics, drawin, patterns, etc
TV/Movies / Re: Dexter Or The Brain by Kposh(m): 8:31pm On Apr 19, 2008
smiley tha brain
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by Kposh(m): 8:18pm On Apr 19, 2008
disease
TV/Movies / Heros Season Three by Kposh(m): 6:11pm On Apr 17, 2008
guys i heard Heros the third seasons out, how true is it?
Celebrities / Celebrity Lesbian by Kposh(m): 5:53pm On Apr 17, 2008
Wat female celebrity would you go lesbian for
Literature / Tell Is She Gonna Lyk Dis? by Kposh(m): 5:47pm On Apr 17, 2008
You are my air
The sun in my day
The moon in my night
The spring in my step
You are my everything.

You are the stars in the sky
The birds in the trees
The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine.

Without the light you put into my life
I would be nothing
A single leaf on the ground in autumn,
Lost, forgotten, alone.

Before i knew you,
I was nothing.
Now I am everything,
With you at my side,
I am invincible!

Feel the same my baby,
You are loved so much,
I love you now and forever
You are my darling, my baby, my love
You are my everything
I love you so much.
Jokes Etc / Dont Make This Mistake by Kposh(m): 3:44pm On Apr 16, 2008
Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother. “ ’Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he’s not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and gettin’ all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. “About this time Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick — a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared — her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she’s ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake. “Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were dripping out. “Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn’t dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats — they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After a 35-minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis’s boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.” True fucking story………………

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