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Education / Masters In Unibuja by Kposh(m): 7:31am On Oct 20, 2009 |
Please i need application info, fees, courses and deadline 4 registrin 4 masters in unibuja, checkd deir site but no news, |
Celebrities / Re: Drop A Tribute To Micheal Jackson Here by Kposh(m): 5:39pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
gudbye micolo wacko jacko go teach dem breakdance in d spiritual realm, miss ya |
Jokes Etc / Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by Kposh(m): 5:31pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
number 20, KPOSH |
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Abbreviations by Kposh(m): 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
NLT ow bout some weedy slangs e.g HMS meanin half me some |
Jokes Etc / Re: Too Long? by Kposh(m): 4:02pm On Jul 06, 2009 |
alimat 2: alimatuu wetin u wan do 2 help, ummmm |
Jokes Etc / Re: Too Long? by Kposh(m): 8:08pm On Jul 03, 2009 |
he shuld show d frog back his dickless dick nd maybe if d frog understands d basic it culd say YES and YES |
TV/Movies / Re: Which Is Worse Between Watchmen And Xmen Origins by Kposh(m): 10:53am On Jun 18, 2009 |
watchmen is worst totally annoyin |
Events / Re: October Birthday's Only! by Kposh(m): 10:15am On Jun 18, 2009 |
agabaI23: no fear i don bluetooth am to u |
Events / Re: October Birthday's Only! by Kposh(m): 3:08pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
11th here, anyone of eleven i gat lots of weed to share |
Jokes Etc / Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Kposh(m): 2:27pm On Jun 09, 2009 |
what part of "i dont take weed dont you understand" [quote][/quote] oooh did u say u didnt take weed or uv stopped takin weed, my bad was mixin it up but dnt b shy it aint gonna kill ya, |
Jokes Etc / Surrogate Father by Kposh(m): 1:53pm On Jun 05, 2009 |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, madam. I've come to, " "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of babies" "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat" After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me" "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results" "My, that's a lot of, " gasped Mrs. Smith. "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure" "Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London" "Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with" "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look" "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. "Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your, um, equipment?" "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we can get to work." "Tripod??" "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? , Good Lord, she's fainted!!" |
Romance / Re: 44 Things A Guy Must Do For A Girl by Kposh(m): 1:37pm On Jun 05, 2009 |
patwhizkid: patwhizkid, ow u doin bin gettin mi butt spanked here at abj, servin but i'll b wit y'all soon |
Romance / Re: Your Favourite Romance Song by Kposh(m): 5:52pm On Mar 11, 2009 |
aint we allowed to sing about sum weed songs atleas romantic weed songs, ok i'll do both Hurry up and wait So close, but so far away Everything that you've always dreamed of Close enough for you to taste But you just can't touch You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make, nd d weed song It's Like, I don't care about nothin man, roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh), La da da da da da La, Da Daaa, La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high (La da da da da da da da da) I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (La da da da da da da da da) Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy, - because I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - because I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high o boy o i don sing d song finish sef, *guess am high already gotta go |
Romance / Re: Your Favourite Romance Song by Kposh(m): 5:45pm On Mar 11, 2009 |
aint we allowed to sing about sum weed songs atleas romantic weed songs, ok i'll do both Hurry up and wait So close, but so far away Everything that you've always dreamed of Close enough for you to taste But you just can't touch You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make, nd d weed song It's Like, I don't care about nothin man, roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh), La da da da da da La, Da Daaa, La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high (La da da da da da da da da) I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (La da da da da da da da da) Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy, - because I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy, - because I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy, - cause I got high [repeat 3X] (La da da da da da da da da) I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high o boy o i don sing d song finish sef, *guess am high already gotta go |
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