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Education / Masters In Unibuja by Kposh(m): 7:31am On Oct 20, 2009
Please i need application info, fees, courses and deadline 4 registrin 4 masters in unibuja, checkd deir site but no news,
Celebrities / Re: Drop A Tribute To Micheal Jackson Here by Kposh(m): 5:39pm On Jul 06, 2009
gudbye micolo wacko jacko go teach dem breakdance in d spiritual realm, miss ya
Jokes Etc / Re: All Nl Ladies Pick Ur Favourite Husband by Kposh(m): 5:31pm On Jul 06, 2009
number 20, KPOSH
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Abbreviations by Kposh(m): 5:10pm On Jul 06, 2009
NLT smiley smiley ow bout some weedy slangs
e.g HMS meanin half me some
Jokes Etc / Re: Too Long? by Kposh(m): 4:02pm On Jul 06, 2009
alimat 2:

@Poster,
I actually pity ur condition ooooo, but i can help u out, call me on 08012345678

alimatuu wetin u wan do 2 help, ummmm
Jokes Etc / Re: Too Long? by Kposh(m): 8:08pm On Jul 03, 2009
he shuld show d frog back his dickless dick nd maybe if d frog understands d basic it culd say YES and YES
TV/Movies / Re: Which Is Worse Between Watchmen And Xmen Origins by Kposh(m): 10:53am On Jun 18, 2009
watchmen is worst angry angry angry angry angrytotally annoyin
Events / Re: October Birthday's Only! by Kposh(m): 10:15am On Jun 18, 2009
agabaI23:

Kposh send amm across! grin grin grin
11th here

no fear i don bluetooth am to u
Events / Re: October Birthday's Only! by Kposh(m): 3:08pm On Jun 09, 2009
11th here, anyone of eleven i gat lots of weed to share
Jokes Etc / Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Kposh(m): 2:27pm On Jun 09, 2009
what part of "i dont take weed dont you understand" sad
[quote][/quote]

oooh did u say u didnt take weed or uv stopped takin weed, my bad was mixin it up but dnt b shy it aint gonna kill ya,
Jokes Etc / Surrogate Father by Kposh(m): 1:53pm On Jun 05, 2009
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be
here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby
photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

"Good morning, madam. I've come to, "
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good. I've made a speciality of
babies"
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment, she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is
fun too; you can really spread out!"
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me"
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But, if we
try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven different
angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results"
"My, that's a lot of, " gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in
and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure"
"Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London"
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well, when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with"
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get
a good look"
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said, "And for more than three hours too. The
mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate.
Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the
squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean squirrels actually chewed on your,
um, equipment?"
"That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so we
can get to work."
"Tripod??"
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for
me to hold for very long. Madam? Madam? , Good Lord, she's
fainted!!"
Romance / Re: 44 Things A Guy Must Do For A Girl by Kposh(m): 1:37pm On Jun 05, 2009
patwhizkid:

Tommy, u are a stammerer, i can't date u. Even wen we are talking on fone, u stammer badly. I can't cope with u plz. Even wen u want 2 kiss, chat on YM, etc, u stammer, go & look 4 a stammerer abeg.

patwhizkid, ow u doin bin gettin mi butt spanked here at abj, servin but i'll b wit y'all soon
Romance / Re: Your Favourite Romance Song by Kposh(m): 5:52pm On Mar 11, 2009
aint we allowed to sing about sum weed songs atleas romantic weed songs, ok i'll do both

Hurry up and wait
So close, but so far away
Everything that you've always dreamed of
Close enough for you to taste
But you just can't touch

You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet
Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make,



nd d weed song

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high


o boy o i don sing d song finish sef, *guess am high already gotta go
Romance / Re: Your Favourite Romance Song by Kposh(m): 5:45pm On Mar 11, 2009
aint we allowed to sing about sum weed songs atleas romantic weed songs, ok i'll do both

Hurry up and wait
So close, but so far away
Everything that you've always dreamed of
Close enough for you to taste
But you just can't touch

You wanna show the world, but no one knows your name yet
Wonder when and where and how you're gonna make,



nd d weed song

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and i know why (why man?) yea heayy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high


o boy o i don sing d song finish sef, *guess am high already gotta go

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