₦airaland Forum

InesQor:
What's on my mind? Kai, you guys are nuts!      

haha. don't mind these crazy people o. na so dem dey do

chic2pimp:
Chei mo gbe oooo, What kinda self esteem does a Poo packer have?

Enough to come visit u at the zoo. At least u can console urself with the fact that we share a common ancestor  

chiogo:
loooooooooooooooolGators, see insult!!!  
Even Krayola knows my stuff isn't up to yours. Why you gotta put me out there?  
Hot mofo!!!  

What u talkin about? your stuff is just fine. . . Now turn around and let me continue my job jare

FL Gators:
How about getting a gf instead of wanking every night nau

Abi o . .  oya, come over to me boo boo. let's do love wan tin tin  

@topic, now for some p0rn

FL Gators:
Sure, then another boo will come

Yee paripa. I'm that disposable? chei!! My self esteem just plummeted. 

FL Gators:
rotfl

_Screams: COMING DEAR.

_{puts a short hair wig on chiogo and pushes her inside the room}

hmmn . . . ok. . today i will first examine your breastsss to make sure everything is fine, then we will go from there. . . ok?

chic2pimp:
Krayola nah person abi nah Animal?

Wild animal. Make i see u. . .u go run climb on top tree then we will know who the real animal is. bloody chimp  

@ Flgators. Oya report to my office. It's time for ur 'physical'.

*offs the light*

FL Gators:
otun fe fowo ba idi krayola?

The guy is possessed by demonic demons.

chiogo:
You're smart jare.
If it was chic2pimp, he'd say he's 12 too.

Don't mind that public nuisance. He it is a lost cause.

haha. see u. i am feri feri sofistikashion


Almost pweety enough to not be needy. . . .almost

chiogo:
Ay, I'm 12, my daddy will beat me.  

hehehe.

*exits before he catches a charge. jail time for child porn is not my portion*

luizworld:
**taps krayola on the back and says ERm thats for me to decide**

haha. From my observation she seems to be the one making all the decisions.

oya hurry up and go and buy the carton of mango juice.

chiogo:
I shave, so what hair?  

It's a lie jor. . .oya prove it. . do u have webcam?  

luizworld:
wait first, finish that one first

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger
but she ain't messin wit a broke niggah  

By the end of the night u will have bought a mango farm. i know her type.  

chic2pimp:
Your Uncle right?

Wow. . those english teachers at the refugee camp seem to be doing a marvelous job. opelope won

FL Gators:
chic2pimp, are you reading this?

please stop flattering the stark illiterate.  

You don't know what u are talking about. U need me like u need oxygen

@ Topic. Nagging.

I'm sorry I don't do drugs.

hmmn. . "vip lounge". . . this man u be bad guy o. Na dat dark corner u dey call vip lounge abi? . . . haha. Chop knuckle jare

Pweety4me:
Lmao!no i am enjoying my mango juice. . .

ahh. .  see this girl. .  why are u riding bicycle when okada is there. The drink i gave u will get u to destination faster o  

luizworld:
Cheii!! wetin be that, sey u see notice board for outside, No bring that thing come my bar oo

oga. . no vex o. na devil push me

abeg drop dat mango and drink correct drink

chiogo:
Ah, you under-estimate me. .  .but ok, let's keep it at that. 

haha. I just took a snapshot of this convo and i am emailing it to ur daddy. Prepare for 24 lashes when next he see u.

luizworld:

who tell u say i be bartender,

haha No be u be bartender. . but bartender waste my time na im u come spoil show. I for give am plenty ogogoro and mango till she no recognize u again

FL Gators:

I luv u too babe

chiogo:
Can I get a translation of Chic2pimp's last post? Nasty-a.s.s!! 

haha. don't know if u can handle it. U might be scarred for life. Something about her being smacked across the face with a "stick"   well in his case a very small stick, more like a twig  

luizworld:
which babe.?.hope sey no be pweeety u dey talk of

Who is pweety? I've never seen or heard of her before o.

chei. . this useless bartender don spoil my show.

chic2pimp:
Ti n ba fi oko gba e lenu

Noxt time u want to threaten someone, don't use her favorite thing in the world. duhh . .

where is this bartender sef. . . If this babe escape me because of u u go hear weehn  

haha At least add small ogogoro nah . . hurry up and get drunk.

Mango juice? whick kind drink be dat? WHy not ask for agbalumo juice?

Abeg fire me one big stout

He was locked in the freezer, at ur request

spare if she gives me a lap dance

Kidnap and molest.

FL Gators:
Giggled ke? I screamed

stop lying jare. , u didn't scream till my touching had taken u to the "destination"

Kill him and rescue FLgators and turn her to my iya ile.