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Vivly: Now I've laughed. Thank you.

That was more like it

Vivly: Great! Now we've found the person behind the krazie chic's account. Thank you.

Ha madam investigator, george and jury. Stop talking robish. I don't knew you have been looking for the person between the kraziechic account, you should have send me a priveat mail and I will revel myself.

Besides your stopidity is very hyperactivity. And your levol of reasonen is zero. What di you meant by old joke, that this happen in your father house did not mean it can't happen in my uncles. Your levol of biterness its too high, is it ASUU tinz?

Hmmm! It's not a small something o. Well, actually, it all started two day ago, which I'm in my uncle house. So small hungry catch me, so I look in the house, nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain, so phone is ringing, so I look, it's a far place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly everywhere in the house have turn to smoke. Hmmm, as I'm approaching, smoke is bigger, smoke is just bigger. It's a fearing something o! If it's you self, scared will fear you. So I now call on my God, I sing his song which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biggering make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle something o! Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hmmm...Praise the lord somebody. But my main testimony today is, I chop that charcoal and nothing has happen to me. Rejoice with me

Most times we run away from tackling issues in our relationships, and instead break up and start new relationships because we think the new one would be easier, just for us to get past the honey moon stage, and see ourselves facing the same issues again.

xynerise: O boy steal his money, no time o

Lol, its people with the 'steal his money' mentality that would later kidnap him and demand ransom. Its called HIS money for a reason. One is not supposed to feel entitled to another person's money

Do not get pregnant out of wedlock. What satisfaction would you get from having children you cannot take care of. Be grateful for what you have. Atleast he pays your school fees, look forward to finishing school, getting a job, earning your own money and starting a family whom you can take good care of.

stillwater: Currently my hobby is singing. It could change in the next few years. People say I can sing, but I'm still skeptical.

You can write too, or are you still sceptical about that too?

kay jasper: Nice concept here!!

I am kayode jayeola something-something!!

Born some 2 decades years ago!
Single and seriously searching.

I am on nairaland most times but as a guest. I only make comments once a while.
I am an ardent believer in a committed marriage. I will play all the play, do all the do and when am ready to marry, it all ends there. May God help me.

I love travelling, sight seeing & making new friends...especially ladies!

I don't smoke but drink occasionally. I need to find a serious relationship soon, am looking at 30 very soon. Don't want to exceed the 3decades line before hooking up. Any one here for me?

Can you cook? I want a serious relationship too

Some men still prefer housewives so I think some women would still like house husbands. It's wrong to ask if women like something, as though women are one person instead of different people with varying preferences. I definitely would not want a house husband anyway. A husband that works from home is perfect but someone who exists just to help me with housework and children is a definite NO NO!

Kanwulia: My own is not artificial o!

This stinks of mgbeketoto. Show us the boobs nah

Mtcheeeeew. Fallacy

[quote author=mss_rosa!]@Op..i hoping we have helep you to solving ur problematics?[/quote]You too question yourself this question and answer it honestly inside yourself, did you helps me? Nobody helps me hear, everybodies just speak nonsense English, no plane English hear, all nonsense contibrutions.

ayde: Kraziechic, I looking your profilig pilx and you is look very segzy . Has you considad gone for Miss nairaland

Ayaf consider it, but the mod of the romance say me I'm too sexy to join loca competision like naira. They say it is internasiona competision like World miss anorexia that I entered.

Nogen: What of aunties whom liked to behaving like the uncles? They too wickeded too much!

I do not understand you English. It give me ache. Did your English teacher died? What is meaning of the word wickeded

patholaw: @Op dat is how my uncles i am stay with is behave.

All these uncle can wicked if they think they haved money pass your real fada, they began to treat you like slave only because they pays your schoolfee. But it is wel my broda.

ChiSun27: Make ur uncles free u joooor....do they wants you to killed yourselves?

Thank a lot dear. Since I begin this trade, you are the only persons who is seen the seriousness of my allegaisions and predekameints.

mysticgal: the english been spoken here is sick

Its is peopled like you who makes the english here to become sick. Instead to you to say 'the English being spoken' you say 'The English been spoken' as if you are spoken pidgin English. This trade is not about pidgin English because I don't understood pidgin and my parent never let me spoke it as child. Let us all speak plane english here please.

yemi2plus2: I have died

You are celebrity about literature section. I see your story around. 2go love.

mysticgal: people like op the tell their parents f9 is fantastic9

Is people like you like Nigeria girls can form sha. You form like you knoe English. I know F9 means Failure times 9 times.

spongeback: She say she offing freg, on freg uncle vexing why there soup sawa

Now you sounded very much like my uncle wife who say the food sawa. I taste the okro and it did never sawa. How can food sawad because I off freg for two awas. It never happen anywhere.

dominique:

My bele ooo. Mods move to jokes section abeg

Dominic, why you will suggest such a greatest evil for regarding my trade. I open this trade for about my uncle wickedness and all you take it is for joke?

[quote author=Mynd_44]You should not used language liked that ones oooo. Don't you haved manner at all?[/quote]I smell people are making mockering of me.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Your uncle never needs those guns, he shoulded have use your mouths and he woulded saves any people he wanted to saves.[/quote]Did you went to prymyr skuol atall. Dear is not such a words as 'shoulded'. The correct words is should. But to ansa your reel qwesion, my uncle can never using my mouth as weapon, my teeth is not sharp like dog, and I doesn't bite.

Afam4eva: I'm sorry. Pls don't vexing. I am dey play with you. You are my friends. Good byes. God blesses you. I dey going.

I apresheate yu too. God bles.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I will live....i will survive to see the end of this thread..amen[/quote]Mynd44, your name likes the gun they say AK44. My uncle have that gun, 2 AK44, 2bomb action raiffles and 2 local made.

Afam4eva: Abeg, this english pass me. Dem no teach you pidgin but your english is this atrocious. Me think the OP is trolling.

I know meaning of atrocious since my elementary school, incase you think I don't know big word. But I have check trolling by my standard dictinry and there is never such word. Are you insult by the word trolling. If you are insult, then you are stopid to yu too

[quote author=mss_rosa!]plane english ni jet english kor[/quote]Sister, have you mean to tell me you never makes one simple mistake in your lives.nigerians girls and forming sha!

he ABUSES u..you TAKING it and SLEEPS

That is where the problems lies my sister, I try to sleep since bt I still keep think about this wickedness of my uncles.

Afam4eva: Pls just write in pidgin so that we can help.

When I was a little,my parent does no let me speek pigin. I grow up not speeks to other children. I grow up I speek only plane english.

I stays with my uncle,he told me b4 out d house, make sure u off every thing 4 security purpose. I said yes sir. As i ready 4 school i went on to off all things including off wallclock, freg. Alarming bell,in short all electronics. We all came back when my uncle asked me what's time?I said,sir let me put it on, he said go an warm fod 4m freg 4 eating sir i said, is warm already freg was off. He abuses i said..

Awww, my Melvin