₦airaland Forum

jasper7:
how can it possibly? if being a super actor didn't?

Abi? Make we hope so.

Honorable, hope politics won't make you promiscuous o.

Congratulations.

Gboliwe:
Relax, she will chop my bait and even attempt to chop my hand too!

Lol... Gboliwe no make angel vex o. I need that MTN seriously. I've not recharged since yesterday because of this one angel wants to send to me.

I'm hopeful.

Gboliwe:
She appears to want attention. Since 9pm yesterday, card is still loading. Mcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

[s] I am sure she will come here now to pick quarrel with me for describing her as an attention seeker. Atleast, when this happens she will be forced to upload the card or move around shamelessly without fulfilling her promise [/s]

Lol... I need that MTN and I know she would definitely bring it. Maybe the person wey suppose send am never send am. She can't disappoint me.

angeldupe:
Mtn.....loading

Load the mtn na?

Let T.A Orji pay salaries and pensions o. The last salary my relatives received was October salary while some states in Nigeria are up to date with payment of salaries.

It's really sad when I drive my mum to the pensions office and see old people that hardly walk going in and out with gloomy faces.

He should ensure that salaries are paid as at when due.

Na traditional wedding abi na church wedding be that?

ROZZAYY:
Am fine nne merry xmas ooo. Glad to hear from u. How r my kids doing.

We dey my dear. How your side?

Fine giehl

You didn't provide money for the Christmas rice and chicken and expect the pots not to be clean?

You looked for her trouble last night and she's giving you attitude this morning...

Show us pics for us to advice you very well.

ROZZAYY:

Rozzay dear, how are you? Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Merry Christmas peeps.

Extraordinary backbone.

snrman:
lol if na talent abeg go make ur own.u go leak the tape for nairaland here

How much can I make from it in 9ja?

snrman:
the s£x tape that she deliberately released then blamed ray j.she made about $25m while ray j made below $5m that's if am not mistaken

Lol...abi that one no be talent? HeHehe

kennyslim1:
It wasn't meant to be leaked, hence you too can make us so easily!

S is for sarcasm my dear...

Whhhaaatt!!!

Ikonne why??!!

Who says she doesn't have any talent?

You think its easy to make a s£x tape?

I love the guy jor...

Good for her

The girl is a minor for crying out loud!!!

Ah ah! O gini bu ihe a sef

rozzay:
Madam

Rozzay darling, how far?

Cricket

Mama goes straight to the back cos she's wise...

She as the girl dey vex sef!

Nna mehnn... God save our girls o.

gidjah:
HABA AUNTY!stop messin up d men(not d boys)!my dad is a great cook,he influenced my cooking skills alot.i am now a full blown fine man wit a familly,my sweety no fit do of any shakara wit cooking at all,when they r away, i do my thing.i hav not bin to a restaurant for about 15 years now!thats my principle,No eating outside,DO YOUR COOKING YOUR SELF!EVEN WHEN AM OFF TO WORK ,I COOK MY FOOD.my staff (married& d likes)would be like...mr MiKe na wa for you o!bla bla bla bla non sense non sense!.. but trust me now,its has become a culture and ritual wit me,and it has helped me in saving a great deal people

I went to an in-law's house and her son was cooking rice. The boy doubled as cook and gate man because there was no one to get the gate. Unfortunately, the rice he was cooking got burnt and the mum was peeved with him. Some ladies there asked her to take it easy that he's a boy. Her response was: "please, i don't have any boy or any girl in my house! What my daughter can do is what i expect my son to do too!"

My father doesn't cook jack! In fact, he almost allowed the potatoes i was frying this morning to get burnt! .

My elder brother cooks very well but the younger one? Hmmm... smh. Anyways, he knows how to cook indomie noodles!

My hubby and I are dark. But my daughter can be classified as fair. She took my MIL's complexion.

Op, na u hide behind flower dey pretend say u dey play football?

Na wa ooo

luvlyqueen:
abeg wetin dey write for dat poster on d gate

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I bin wan ask if she dey sell coffee o...

Eiyahhh... thank God o...