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Health / Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kriss27(m): 11:13am On May 21, 2022
Help2020:

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Romance / Re: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by kriss27(m): 12:03pm On May 20, 2022
Slynation:
don't mind that girl, she's the type that normally put everything about her into writing, I guess she was careless that day, although from the write ups, she regreted her actions, but I know at some point the d**k slipped off and she inserted it in herself...
Lol
Romance / Re: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by kriss27(m): 8:18pm On May 19, 2022
LadyRosa:
angry

Me... tongue

I cheated,we broke up.
I went back to the guy I cheated with.ONE OF THE BEST DAMN FLING I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE.Omo, If that niggar can give that much on a fling I wonder how e go be if na real thing mehn embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

My ex just dey para that night.I remember how he tried removing his suit that night like say na nightgown.Snashed my phone,called my fling.
I warned him not to find out who he is oooo.Niggar come go do small detective work.
Him humble!Quiet like pikin..AFTER VISITING his social media pages. grin grin.
Him come dey beg make I no see the guy again, ofcourse e see who pass am by far in every sphere.
Better food wey I just put for mouth....make I no finish am? embarassed

Clean sweet, chivalrous guy! Exactly wetin I like chop but the upgraded pro- premium version.

I warn am oooo,say I just dey respect am.He should quit treating me anyhow.E no gree!

He begged me to stop seeing him!

How!?!?
I tried,but e haaaarddddddd.Guy wey if him pull him preek for my eye dey big like Roast chicken dipped in barbecue sauce, spiced with hot chilli pepper and a chilled nkwu enu to join?!Ife n'alike cry

Nna,them no dey free that kind food na!

I tell am hoo haaaa say the guy don scatter my brain to pieces!NO REMEDY.

Charley, wherever you are, thanks for giving me one of the best times of my life. kiss kiss

Now you have left the both of them!

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Romance / Re: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by kriss27(m): 8:15pm On May 19, 2022
Slynation:
Omo fear women oO...
Everything was all rosy and sweet, all of a sudden, in her place of work, she started receiving this kinda late calls and was using bedroom voice for the guy...Ahhhh, Nooo!! That voice sounds familiar and unique to me alone grin but as a coded guy I comport myself, she noticed a little bit and said was it because of the call and I told her YES oO...I won't hide my feelings, cos I always own up to every sh*t/responsibilities bordering me like a fearless terrorists...!!

So she began singing to me like a well decorated choir mistress, but I know that lyrics of "He's just a friend" and this was the first time he was calling, and I quickly interrupted and reminded her that I was once just a friend and I know what I did...grin

It didn't take long before my observations becomes reality, I visited her one day and saw a new jotter, I was about to glance through and she pounced on me and collected it saying it's girls things... that stroked my awareness but I shrugged it off

On a very fateful day as devil may have it, I visited again but she told me she went out to get something before my arrival but she dropped her keys with someone, I got the keys and was jejely pressing my phone, then a call came into my phone and requesting I call out a friend phone number for him, I told him I will get back to him while I put it into writing...make I carry paper and pen oO, I now saw that jotter and said lemme even see the girls thing afterall we talking about my GF of a year plus here who doesn't hide anything from me (so I simpingly thought tho)

I opened it and at the middle page was her diary, I read all the rubbish she wrote inside, that same guy who was just a friend had already collected his maximum 3points, another guy in her neighbourhood whom we only shake hands whenever I come around has collected maximum 3points (No...this one should be 6points home and away because he was closeby) and the most painful aspects was that I was even the side boyfriend of her main boyfriend in Lagos... grin wow...so I have been dating a community project all this while I said to myself...

Well no issues shaah, I comfort myself like nothing happened and left her side, I maintained full status quo like nothing happened and what happened next should better be left unsaid because she's always a guests on NL and I like my anonymous status here...
LOL... She wrote how many times she has had sex with each of them?
Health / Re: My Rotten Teeth Is Driving Girls Away From Me, Please Help by kriss27(m): 8:33pm On May 15, 2022
Go
GraciousGod190:
I am 38 years old and have never had a girlfriend, never dated before. What I do is visit brothel and back to my house, this habit have been with me since I was a young boy and sometimes I envy those people who actually talk about their ex.

You see it's not like I can't get a girl but I have one physical problem that's keeping them away from me, some only tag along because of my money. But when I stop giving them, they stop coming close.

Some cover their nose when I try gisting them, one even insulted me that I get mind o, to open my smelling mouth to gist her.

This is getting suicidal, the funny thing is I always join people to jubilate that "THOSE WHO DONT HAVE GIRLFRIEND HAS PEACE OF MIND" but deep inside me I know am a reject and I wished I had one.

As for my physical deformity have tried everything but its seems not to work. I'm feeling suicidal, loneliness every night and day.

After dressing nice wearing good perfumes, The thing is once I open my mouth and they see my teeth, it's over.. because of that I try as much to be on my own to avoid insult.
Go and do scaling polishing you will be fine bro!
I was in your shoe
Phones / Re: Good Phone (budget Of 50-75k) by kriss27(m): 7:27pm On May 11, 2022
slimsophiediva:
iPhone X
Silver
256gb ram
100% battery
Face ID working
Message 09082730559 for pictures
How much?
Romance / Re: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by kriss27(m): 6:51pm On May 11, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Lemme first say this.. you took a loan just to take a lady out undecided a lady you met March and we are still in first/2nd week of May undecided

Madness real madness

To the issue on ground
Idont think she is comfy coming to your friend's place.. me for one can't be free except we are only going to spliff and nothing else cool

Ireally don't know the setting of your friend's apartment but it seems like you guys share the same room... the lady can't be free cuz while anything is going on with you guys her mind will always be on the look out shocked

Knock on the door
Footsteps of your friend roaming the house
Hearing him talk on the phone or with a neighbour

You won't even enjoy her, cuz her mind won't be in whatever thing you guys wanna get down with _ except you guys only wanna gist Shikena and the gisting ma will be selective talks_

Iswear icant be comfy

privacy is key and in another man's house privacy is something you might not get..

Advice
get your own apartment. But please no collect loan just cuz you wanna please the girl danAllah. Ipray Allah connects you to a job
Amin


°°°nothing like dragging mari in the middle of the night°°° therapy for the soul•••
I like vibe
What 3mari abeg? I like your vibe I mean!
What is mari?
Romance / Re: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by kriss27(m): 6:42pm On May 11, 2022
Zanzibar1:
I have come here to raise this issue because i believe someone must have passed through what i am going through at the moment.

There is this Lady i met in March, she is super classy and has all the curves and looks like a model. What brought us together was just a friendly convo and a friendly tease that i admire her nails and since then she has been all over me.
She asked me if i lived alone and i told her i currently stay with a friend because i just relocated to the city based on job hunting levels. She asked what my plan was and i told her that i would like to first get an apartment while i sort out other things.

I don't know what exactly she does for a living although she said she sells women hairs, bags and shoes. I have actually seen her post them on her whatsapp. What surprise me the most was that she doesn't deny me access to her phone. This made me to loosen my grip a bit regarding my phone privacy ... Then one day, she saw a loan app message requesting me to pay my outstanding debt, she asked me how come and i told her the truth that i was seriously broke and i wanted to take her out. I wanted the two of us to go swim together and have fun. And that was why i took the loan. She frowned and asked why i was stressing myself to impress her .
She transfered some money to me to offset the debt. it all happened like juju. i am still trying to wrap my head around that.

I am trying my best to fit in with her but something is really off somewhere. I don't want to assume i know entirely what she does for a living but then, i have grown to really admire her. I wouldn't want to call it love but all my thoughts are always about her nowadays. Like 4 days ago i questioned her about some friends of hers i saw on her icloud and since then she has been giving me tough time.

Lately, she told me point blank that if i cant get my own apartment, she'll have to stop dating me. she said she is ready to even pay part of the money involved but a nigga got nothing to afford even a face me and face you room. I have tried my best to explain to her how i am even surviving and how broke i am to get a 150k self con. She keeps saying i am going to get a job and ill be fine, that i am a man and i will certainly raise the money if she as a lady can raise part of it.

I dont know why she believes so much in that tho cuz i have been very opened to her. My mind has been filled up and i dont have anyone to share it with thats why i brought it here. i have my doubts about her but i love her.

Please pardon any typos, i am writing this straight from my heart
Chat me up on 09092140826
WhatsApp lets discuss bro,
Life has many stages.
Just see this as one em, which you shall surely pass as you go up higher
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Long Have You Been Searching For A Job Now? by kriss27(m): 7:28pm On May 08, 2022
planetE:
I'm currently a cashier at bet9ja shop (baby). The business is very profitable.

Base on the things I have noticed, only the gamblers are the losers, wretched and unfortunate ones. the shop owners always make huge profits daily.

Once I get enough capital, nah to become agent and get my own shop. The biz is very profitable for the shop owners and bet9ja inclusive but 98 out of 100 active baby players will always remain wretched and miserable without achieving any greatness in life

If the shop owners no dey see profit, dey no go dey every street angle

Even we cashier dey cash out daily.
Please how much should one budget to start a bet naija shop Atleast for a start?
And is the bet naija site easy to operate for some who has never operated it before?
Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 2:00pm On May 08, 2022
Kirkman:

I am.exactly in the same predicament as yours no caps. Do get a laptop as soon as possible, even if it's a fairly used one and start from somewhere. Later you can upgrade it. May God be with you sir.
AMEN.
Thanks and you too
Nairaland / General / Re: Be Sincere, How often Do You Wash Your Towel? by kriss27(m): 7:08pm On May 07, 2022
Sisora:
hello
You are looking sweet, I will like to know better
Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 4:44pm On May 07, 2022
TheManOfTheYear:
Yes baby!!
The US start-up contacted me that I've moved to the next stage lol.

I'm proceeding to a technical interview with the CTO and the engineering team. Now I don't even know what to prepare on. This is where it gets tricky. God got us though!

Obviously the test I was given in the first stage was a react test that involved me cloning a particular web app and implementing an OAuth login (most challenging aspect), and Fetching API data using Redux Toolkit.

I was given 3 days to complete it. I submitted about 30 minutes to the deadline grin

Now, I have just a few days to prepare for this interview. Let's see how it goes.

Congrats bro
I am really happy for you
I wish you all the best in your journey into the tech world

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Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 4:12pm On May 07, 2022
Vladm:
I just started html and css... then my laptop crashed... am 29... i hope i am not too old for this path am choosing...
I am 32 to be 33 this year Sept. I want to venture into software development. I have not even started, yet to get a laptop! Are you saying I am too old to start?

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Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 3:46pm On May 07, 2022
llaykorn:
Hi TheManOfTheYear

I really enjoyed reading about your experiences. I hope things turn really really beautiful for you. I'm an aspiring web developer too. I just started studying React with the fullstackopen course and I'm totally glad about what you're doing.
Please which sight are you doing your studies I am interested
Programming / Re: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 3:31pm On May 07, 2022
TheManOfTheYear:
What airsaylongcome stated is true.
One of the US based start-ups I applied to just reached out to me to proceed with my interview process.

They are based in Delaware, which I believe has like 6 hours difference.

Well, they are giving me a take-home test, but I'm to submit in 3 days.
This is definitely easier as compared to the one the Europe based start-up gave me.

I'm on it already. Everything is overwhelming at this point. I'd stop making further applications for now
Sorry what type of job are applying for?
Politics / Re: Photos Of Osinbajo In Calabar, Cross River State by kriss27(m): 1:07pm On May 07, 2022
post=112599595:
Starboy and Zulum.
#Team STARBOY AND ZULUM come 2023.......
What has your Buhari integrity brought us? I like Osibanjo though
Romance / Re: Popular Youtube Redpiller Dies (photos) by kriss27(m): 1:44pm On May 06, 2022
siofra:
Some blogs claimed that 56 year old Kevin Samuels died of cardiac arrest in his home. Police are investigating the matter.


Life is ironic undecided this is someone who claimed low value black women would die alone.

Anyway RIP.


Don't say that about the death girl! Death is inevitable
Nairaland / General / Re: Be Sincere, How often Do You Wash Your Towel? by kriss27(m): 1:42pm On May 06, 2022
Sisora:
you no tell us your own grin
Hi sweetie
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Applied And Gotten A Job You Had No Experience For ? by kriss27(m): 8:47pm On May 05, 2022
platymus:

The first question I will ask you is do you have any IT related skill or skill set?
If no then start from the the fundamentals of html CSS and JavaScript please don't let anyone tell you should learn python first that's a wrong wrong start
Alright thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Applied And Gotten A Job You Had No Experience For ? by kriss27(m): 8:43pm On May 05, 2022
platymus:

The first question I will ask you is do you have any IT related skill or skill set?
If no then start from the the fundamentals of html CSS and JavaScript please don't let anyone tell you should learn python first that's a wrong wrong start
I don't have an IT background. Infact I am a mass com student!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Applied And Gotten A Job You Had No Experience For ? by kriss27(m): 8:23pm On May 05, 2022
Lalami3232:
As a software developer, one thing be say if you no get experience, you go apply for jobs tire. Dem no dey pity person for this field oooo. Who no sabi program no go ever get any single luck, except na your uncle get the company. That's why software guys dey change jobs anyhow because dem know say if to say dem no good, the employer for no give them the job. As a software guy, if you know your worth, oyibo sef go beg you tire.
I am planning to learn full stack Web development. What do I need to know as someone who is already in the field?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Ever Applied And Gotten A Job You Had No Experience For ? by kriss27(m): 8:21pm On May 05, 2022
Jamesmadisson:
Yes, and that became one of my highest paid jobs. Over 350k per month
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But now I make over 1.5 million monthly on YouTube, I had to quit my job. YOUTUBE IS A BLESSING TO HUMANITY.
Wow you such a lucky fellow. I tap into your blessings. God will do my own too. Please what do you do on YouTube?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Land Your First Job? by kriss27(m): 7:22pm On May 01, 2022
jesmond3945:
you no like money?
I like money oh
Chairman! Please how long will take me to learn Web development?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Land Your First Job? by kriss27(m): 1:11pm On May 01, 2022
jesmond3945:
do web development
I don't have strong mathematics background!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Land Your First Job? by kriss27(m): 5:40am On May 01, 2022
Naijatask:


To answer your question Kriss, Web development is quite different from WEB DESIGN. in the sense that, in web development, you have to develop the website from scratch using web technologies like HTML, CSS, and JAVASCRIPT.

learning web development is quite hard, and takes time (Probably a year or two) to become proficient in your skills as a web developer.

As for WEB DESIGN, you don't develop the website from scratch but rather, you use available tools to develop a website. These tools are mostly CMS (Content management system). Examples of content management systems are WordPress, Shopify, Joomla, BBpress, Presta, Wix e.t.c.

Becoming a web designer doesn't take much time as it is quite easy to learn and master the craft. i will give an estimate of 3 months in order to become proficient as a web designer.

Even though some people still interchange web developers and web designers (Sometimes people confuse them for UI/UX designers), these are the differences between them.
Thanks very, God bless you.
Hope Web design is lucrative?
That's where I have interest in!
Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Being An Introvert by kriss27(m): 6:21pm On Apr 30, 2022
pegix:
lols....bro calm down

No be introvert.no.make u fight well.o..

Probably ur muscles are not well developed
Gym up
Most introvert are calm and dont associate much
If u annoy them u might collect big time
Intelligence is one thing they got lock on too...not a general rule
But most of them

This is nairaland

U most likely gonna get many info and even annoying quotes from people

All i gat to say is that
Intovert is just a state of mind and level of exposure

Believe..i think i used to be intovert too

Gentle easy going

But Bleep....u know what...people gonna easy spot ur weakness

And all.matter of shit can follow

From picking on you to stupid request and errand

Cux they know u are an everlasting foam they can punch and absorb all

I started relating with the so called extrovert

They love to go out , talk

And have strong lines that can't be crossed

Within a year....my own pass theirs

So it a state of mind to me

Level.of.exposure
Parental causes

The way we are raised normally is the one the build us to kee0 silent when cheated

Obey laws when abused

Not fight back when assaulted

Start relating today and the benefit is limitless

One the i soon learn was that....i find it easier to relate

Anywhere i go...my stranger doesnt last a second
Cuz i don relate and vibe with guys there

Opportunity keeps cominh

U domt have to struggle for some tiny little help

And hell.no.
I can defend my intention much more beta

Na s0 introvert go tel dey u , u are encroaching my personal space..lol


I find it really difficult to associate with or even make new friends, relate well and keep the energy going and I am very shy,
To even get a girlfriend no way , I can't! But I like partying so much and always pretend I don't like ladies, while I do just too shy to talk to them. I am also a masturbation addict.
I am I qualified to be called an introvert!
I seriously need to be free!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Land Your First Job? by kriss27(m): 4:58pm On Apr 30, 2022
sogodihno:
My advice for Young folks is learn digital skills and start free lancing, the sky is your limit.

I am a professional earning little less than #200k per month, my friend dropped out, learn Web designing and he is making at least a million per month on upwork. The money in his account is at least 10 times my own.

Digital skills is the way.

#50k, #100k work per month, won't make you comfortable, it will just make you not beg to eat.

Please what digital skills do you have? and is Web designing same thing as Web development?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got A Job Of 50k After I Lost My Last Job by kriss27(m): 7:38pm On Apr 20, 2022
OlawaleBammie:

Gave my woman 75k (35k for food and the rest for the part of my baby tins)
Mama collect her own
Gas
Cable sub
See i dont know jare, i cant remember again sef
Atleast that 35k food will take a month before it finishes

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