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dollytino4real:
The girl don do the more u look, the less u see!! I trust cele for dis kind work,

Sorry Cele Church fit kill People?

DesChyko:
Haha.. I bought one when I just got my phone but haven't had any reason to install it. Phone already has enough storage space and if it's getting occupied, I just back it up on cloud or external HDDs, freeing it again.

how can I do these please
Can back my s7egde up?23gb

HeightsKE:
I don't know if I should do this but I'm just thinking.
I work at sea and I leave my room and parlor self con apartment in Lagos empty for the 5-6 months I'm away. Yearly rent is 300k.
I'm a male and if I wanna do this sharing,it should be with a female (don't get any stuppd ideas) only and we share the rent 60-40 but you gonna take care of those NEPA,lawma bills

Which area?

9

Rubyjade:
Good afternoon

Please, my man and I are looking for accommodation in Orile. Our budget =N=300,000

Calls ONLY 0814 412 6988

What type are you looking for a self con or mini flat?

How much can I get a room self con now
Around Coker Orile

Prettygirl200:
What's wrong, is everything alright?

Yeah

Prettygirl200:
hey kriss where have u been? Or is it not u?

It's me oh
What's up
Chat me up 09092140826

Prettygirl200:
yeah

Hi
How can I contact you?
I want to discuss something with you

Shofat4real:
Yes, it does require NIN slip, state of Origin and you can equally use declaration of age in place of DOB.

Okay thanks. But on their site they said State of origin or NIN

Shofat4real:
Team DIY,
Applied for International passport in February but upon getting to the immigration, I got to know that my DOB in NIN didn't match. I left with annoyance. I started processing my DOB modification. I went to high court, did affidavit and paid 15k to remitta. After I was done with that, I submitted my application at my local government Secretariat. I kept waiting and waiting till I ran out of patience. And as I have read on this platform that NIN modification of DOB sometimes take a while. I was worried and agitated. One day, I called the man in charge of NIN and he told me bluntly that if I wanted FasTrack, I should pay 20k. Shortly after that, I managed to give him 10k and later pay him upon completing his job.
But, to God be the glory. My NIN modification dropped just last week and I had to reschedule my NIS appointment... Just yesterday, I went to NIS Akure for interview and capturing at the same time. I was interviewed and captured. I left Akure around 8:20pm.
Team DIY, though stressful but it worth it. I met someone that paid as high as 50k to do 32 pages FasTrack.
This is my testimony....
32 pages, Captured the interved yesterday, 29th July, 2022.
I owe God my praise.
Let somebody shout hallelujah.

Sorry does it require state of origin form or just NIN?And also can I use age declaration in place DOB certificate?And what is DIY?

aji2000:
Humm. This immigration people show me pepper when I did my own online then. When i went for capturing the first thing they will ask is who is handling your application. When they saw I did it all by myself; Na me start to dey carry my files up and down for signing and assessment. Omo any office I enter like this they will start mocking me that I dey form oversabi. Took me a month plus to pick it up eventually. I pray what you said is true and the process has inproved and is more transparent. God bless Nigeria

Did pay any extra money ?

pocohantas:
I got mine in a week.

Went to their office very well dressed. One officer saw me and said he has seen his wife. I said me kwa have seen my husband.

That was how he was carrying my file upandan.
“Capture my wife!”.

E ask for number, I give am.

Two days later I told him I want to take him for lunch. He said haba, by 2pm? I would be working. Of course I knew he would be working. I just wanted it to be on record that I offered. Though I knew his response before asking.

Immediately he called that my passport was out. I collected it and blocked him.

#CheersToChivalry.

How much did you pay?

ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

Thank God you were save
Please what do you do with your phone that fetches you money weekly?I interested please

Rosaline5000:
Tell her you want to date someone else and see her reaction, if she is pissed.
Give her an ultimatum if she want to date you or not.
The truth could be she likes you but not enough to date you as perhaps she didn't see a future with you or have the grandeur of who she wants to be with and you are not the type of person she wants.

I was in a situation like that some months ago, I fell for someone that isn't financially buoyant and I honestly really liked him but I just couldn't see a future with him, the place he is, it's going to take years to be financially stable and I am not ready for that, that doesn't mean I didn't get jealous when I see him with other girls.
But even tho I liked him I had to let him go because I know what I want.

Sometimes girls likes guys but don't want to date them

You like him because he is handsome, I know

handsomeyinka:
May the lord almighty surprise everyone of us in all aspect before the end of this year in Jesus name .

AMEN

ZIAZI:
Did someone just make reference to Kwankwaso as greedy? Like how?

You want him to step down for someone else but you do not want that someone else to step down for him?

Politics is basically about interest and trust me, one would put his interest first before another person's.

Selah!

North will soon complete their eight term ,he too should be considerate
na!

FlipModeSquade:
He is a Hate monger..
Apart from turning the South East to Somalia,what exactly has he and his bunch of brainless URCHINS achieved?
Nothing!
The South East has turned into a ghost region,because of the unguarded utterances of these NITWITS..
IPOB IS A TERRORIST GROUP..
AND the funny thing is,it's the same people they claim to be fighting for that they are terrorizing..

Why is he now telling them to "calm down,that they can't killing the People they fighting for" if he instigated the uprising in the South East?

peepydelano:
See his evil fear fear face, perfect expression of when a terrorist meet his doom.

Kanu is not a coward,he is an activist who is fighting for the right of his People. Neither is he a terrorist! He only ran away when the Nigeria army wanted to kill him

You said he has met his doom! Tell your Buhari to kill him na
What can you fight for? Is your type that will still vote for APC

VoteTinubu2023:
Quite impressive. I hope people can ensure they turnout to vote same way they turnout to register. All votes will count. All votes must count. Nigerians must ensure they vote for the most experienced candidate, the candidate who has the capacity to generate wealth at this time of dwindling Government revenue worldwide.


Vote Tinubu 2023. Vote APC.

After what we are going through
You are still asking us to vote for APC
What is the need of the mass youth PVC collection if is to vote for the same APC

BJanta:
Definitely you have not been to the university, if you had, you would not be contesting this.Go and ask those who are graduates,or undergraduate students, they'll tell you.Then a third class degree in in any course is totally useless. You can't even use it to secure a teaching job in the public schools. Also claiming that they use it to secure political posts present you as a stark illiterate.What's a political post ? You Ibos just like to make false claims in total ignorance and delusions.

You are the stark illiterate here ,that lacks cognitive reasoning because of your hate for Ibos! Can you even show me the evidence that he came out with third class ? With your asserted third class, he has worked in numerous big organizations before becoming the governor of Anambra state where he left a remarkable record! Your BAT can't provide any of his certificate, yet he claimed to have gone to Chicago university.

If you have sense, being a third class graduate can't stop you from being elected as a president as long as you are competent

If atall he graduated with a third class. It can't stop him from succeeding!
You that graduated with a better result, what have you achieved? That you are dissing a former governor with a track record

It's your irk that is rooting for BAT despite what APC is putting us through
Tribalism has clouded your sense of reasoning

BJanta:
With a third class degree in Philosophy the cheapest course in the university, and with a mouth cursed to do nothing, but lie?

Who told you Philosophy is the cheapest course in the university?If occupying a high political post is by degree grade, then he should not have been a governor!

Tunechi5:
Those of you who went, please tell us what you learnt

I learnt to avoid distractions
Just as Jesus told one of does willing to follow him,to leave the dead to bury themselves

Akacollins7:
I think the boy just destroyed and waste his life. He played with fire, this guys we make life miserable for him without touching him. He made a very big mistake of his life and am already sorry for him

Which guys will make life miserable for him?

Joeyfizzo:
He must have met her in the dark web n invited her to Nigeria.

Do such things happen on dark web?

Candycrushy:
This soludo blood dey hot walai... he should be calming down

Hi
What's up
I like your pics, if that is you
Contact me if you don't mind
We might find things in common
09092140926 WhatsApp or call

BoredBerry:
Hi!

My name is boredberry... I'm 19... And I need a boyfriend... He must reside in Abuja or be willing to travel to Abuja if he resides in other state... I don't discriminate but I would prefer a southerner, esp from these south-south states (Delta, Edo, Port Harcourt) or a south westerner excluding those from Ogun and Osun...

He must be tall... I'm 5.5 so he must be above 5.7...

I prefer dark men... Who doesn't love chocolate? But if he's fair and attractive I might consider...

He could be a Christian or a muslim... But I don't want someone who's too religious... I'm not really a believer but I'm very tolerant... I hate fanatics...

I need a man who's a lover of science! And mythology, astrology, history and so on...

A pan-African...

An avid reader...

He must be creative... Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...

He must be funny! And polite enough to laugh at my lame jokes...

Be considerate and kind... I need someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...

I need a man who is a lover of life! Drinks, smokes, enjoys going out and meeting new people...

Someone who takes risks... Loves adventures... Anything but common...

He must enjoy travelling... Excited by foreign cultures, esp those that are African...

Be a foodie...

I love public display of affection! So he should love holding me and being held... Kissed... Etc...

Be a dog person... Love the idea of having pets... I grew up with dogs and cats even chickens! So I love animals!

Someone who's childish and fun to be with... Silly and cute... I love men who are boyish...

He shouldn't be an alpha... He should love himself and all that... But I like men who are sensitive... So he shouldn't think feeling sad or even crying is a sign of weakness...

I'll continue...

This is my personality
I meet the criteria
I am in Lagos though, but I don't mind
Here is my number 09092140826
You can call or chat me up
Let's see if it will work between us