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FashionRe: Dear Men, Stop Bleaching! by kriss27(m): 6:46pm On May 30, 2022
Bunnybee:
It means applying a substance such as a good body lotion or cream (not bleaching cream o) to your skin to prevent it from getting dry
Okay thanks
FashionRe: Dear Men, Stop Bleaching! by kriss27(m): 5:51pm On May 30, 2022
Bunnybee:
grin Both men and women. grin

Love your skin the way it is, moisturize, eat lots of fruits and drink water. Use sunscreen and watch your skin glow.
Sorry what do you mean by moisturize?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Charges Rochas Okorocha To Federal High Court, Abuja by kriss27(m): 1:56pm On May 30, 2022
atiku4presiden:
Failed government...



High capacity megatronn power+banks for retail and wholesale.

Doorstep delivery to your location, put a call through.

Call or whatsapp

How much is the last price of strong 20,000mah?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Charges Rochas Okorocha To Federal High Court, Abuja by kriss27(m): 1:52pm On May 30, 2022
Johnson225:
Lol. fainting format don cast, baba for don pull stunt!.

Oraimo power bank. 20,000mah available for sale.
Location: Enugu
Cost: 8k
Color: black.

1 month old.

07065417708
I for buy if to say you de Lagos
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu: Nigeria's Next President Must Come From South West by kriss27(m): 3:43pm On May 27, 2022
Cyntie55:
Nigeria's next president must come from South East. And the anointed one is Peter Obi.

Nigerians let us vote Peter Obi for president 2023. He's the only one who can take Nigeria to greater heights.
Yeah sweetie
That is it.
Obi is our next president!
He is taking us there
I like you, can we be friends if you don't mind?
CareerRe: Advice Me, I’m A Graduate, I’m Considering Learning An Handiwork by kriss27(m): 4:48pm On May 26, 2022
obayendo1010:
Please look for way to learn 3D billboard work.
Have someone in Asaba who can put you true.
That's the biggest untap wealth looming in the next decade.....for Informal skill worker.
What's that how does it work
RomanceRe: How Do I Save My Friend From The Claws Of A Manipulative Woman? by kriss27(m): 3:11pm On May 21, 2022
Jennyclay:
@Supreme145 your friend is a nice guy. please connect me with this friend of yours. I would like to eat him money too. Who no like better thing? Biko.. Connect me!
I am here for you!
Let's connect so you can eat my money. The guys heart is somewhere else already!
RomanceRe: How Do I Save My Friend From The Claws Of A Manipulative Woman? by kriss27(m): 3:08pm On May 21, 2022
Supreme145:
It's not in my nature to bother about people's relationships but this is happening to someone that's like a brother to me. He has been dating a girl for a year now and it's obvious this girl doesn't love him but he won't just give up. He keeps throwing money at her in a bid to win her love.

Things got messier when this girl met a particular guy some months back... This guy happens to live in the compound of my club mate so I know him well. The girl has begged my guy to free her that she's in love with someone else but this guy no gree instead he's planning to attack the innocent guy.

He confided in me that the girl has not let him touch her since she met this other guy, that's over five months now. I once overhead the guy boasting to his friends that he's a redpiller because someone else is taking care of his girlfriend while he does the knacking free of charge. He's even flexing everything that my guy buys for the girl.
All pleas to my guy to free this girl has fallen on deaf ears.

My club mate told me that the girl has been with the guy for over one month now, my guy comes to town once a week to see the girl, gets her stuffs and this girl will just go back to the other boy that is even jobless.

My guy is finer and far richer than this new guy, he's planning to start a business for this girl and I've been trying to change his mind to no avail. It's no longer normal, I would've said he's charmed but the girl has begged him to free her but he refused. The guy is even the one flexing the sample of the products he sent her. Everything she has done to drive him has failed so she just relaxed and enjoying the money.

This simping is on another level, it hurts me to see my guy in this kinda situation. I've gotten him picture proofs that the girl is cheating but he won't change his mind. The girl even admitted that she's been having sex with the guy buy he's claiming its a lie and the girl is trying to drive away.

Is there anything I can do to help him abeg.
Your guy and the new guy who older in age?
HealthRe: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kriss27(m): 11:13am On May 21, 2022
Help2020:
If you use my stemcy product and you don't last for more than 30 minutes your money will be refunded to you,no 2 ways about it.

For for both lost of libidos and quick ejaculation and weak erection. Visit www.stemcyghana.info
I visited the site
Hope the product works well
For both stress and weak erection
RomanceRe: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by kriss27(m): 12:03pm On May 20, 2022
Slynation:
don't mind that girl, she's the type that normally put everything about her into writing, I guess she was careless that day, although from the write ups, she regreted her actions, but I know at some point the d**k slipped off and she inserted it in herself...
Lol
RomanceRe: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by kriss27(m): 8:18pm On May 19, 2022
LadyRosa:
angry

Me... tongue

I cheated,we broke up.
I went back to the guy I cheated with.ONE OF THE BEST DAMN FLING I EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE.Omo, If that niggar can give that much on a fling I wonder how e go be if na real thing mehn embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

My ex just dey para that night.I remember how he tried removing his suit that night like say na nightgown.Snashed my phone,called my fling.
I warned him not to find out who he is oooo.Niggar come go do small detective work.
Him humble!Quiet like pikin..AFTER VISITING his social media pages. grin grin.
Him come dey beg make I no see the guy again, ofcourse e see who pass am by far in every sphere.
Better food wey I just put for mouth....make I no finish am? embarassed

Clean sweet, chivalrous guy! Exactly wetin I like chop but the upgraded pro- premium version.

I warn am oooo,say I just dey respect am.He should quit treating me anyhow.E no gree!

He begged me to stop seeing him!

How!?!?
I tried,but e haaaarddddddd.Guy wey if him pull him preek for my eye dey big like Roast chicken dipped in barbecue sauce, spiced with hot chilli pepper and a chilled nkwu enu to join?!Ife n'alike cry

Nna,them no dey free that kind food na!

I tell am hoo haaaa say the guy don scatter my brain to pieces!NO REMEDY.

Charley, wherever you are, thanks for giving me one of the best times of my life. kiss kiss
Now you have left the both of them!
RomanceRe: Who Was At Fault In Your Last Relationship? You Or Your Ex? by kriss27(m): 8:15pm On May 19, 2022
Slynation:
Omo fear women oO...
Everything was all rosy and sweet, all of a sudden, in her place of work, she started receiving this kinda late calls and was using bedroom voice for the guy...Ahhhh, Nooo!! That voice sounds familiar and unique to me alone grin but as a coded guy I comport myself, she noticed a little bit and said was it because of the call and I told her YES oO...I won't hide my feelings, cos I always own up to every sh*t/responsibilities bordering me like a fearless terrorists...!!

So she began singing to me like a well decorated choir mistress, but I know that lyrics of "He's just a friend" and this was the first time he was calling, and I quickly interrupted and reminded her that I was once just a friend and I know what I did...grin

It didn't take long before my observations becomes reality, I visited her one day and saw a new jotter, I was about to glance through and she pounced on me and collected it saying it's girls things... that stroked my awareness but I shrugged it off

On a very fateful day as devil may have it, I visited again but she told me she went out to get something before my arrival but she dropped her keys with someone, I got the keys and was jejely pressing my phone, then a call came into my phone and requesting I call out a friend phone number for him, I told him I will get back to him while I put it into writing...make I carry paper and pen oO, I now saw that jotter and said lemme even see the girls thing afterall we talking about my GF of a year plus here who doesn't hide anything from me (so I simpingly thought tho)

I opened it and at the middle page was her diary, I read all the rubbish she wrote inside, that same guy who was just a friend had already collected his maximum 3points, another guy in her neighbourhood whom we only shake hands whenever I come around has collected maximum 3points (No...this one should be 6points home and away because he was closeby) and the most painful aspects was that I was even the side boyfriend of her main boyfriend in Lagos... grin wow...so I have been dating a community project all this while I said to myself...

Well no issues shaah, I comfort myself like nothing happened and left her side, I maintained full status quo like nothing happened and what happened next should better be left unsaid because she's always a guests on NL and I like my anonymous status here...
LOL... She wrote how many times she has had sex with each of them?
HealthRe: My Rotten Teeth Is Driving Girls Away From Me, Please Help by kriss27(m): 8:33pm On May 15, 2022
Go
GraciousGod190:
I am 38 years old and have never had a girlfriend, never dated before. What I do is visit brothel and back to my house, this habit have been with me since I was a young boy and sometimes I envy those people who actually talk about their ex.

You see it's not like I can't get a girl but I have one physical problem that's keeping them away from me, some only tag along because of my money. But when I stop giving them, they stop coming close.

Some cover their nose when I try gisting them, one even insulted me that I get mind o, to open my smelling mouth to gist her.

This is getting suicidal, the funny thing is I always join people to jubilate that "THOSE WHO DONT HAVE GIRLFRIEND HAS PEACE OF MIND" but deep inside me I know am a reject and I wished I had one.

As for my physical deformity have tried everything but its seems not to work. I'm feeling suicidal, loneliness every night and day.

After dressing nice wearing good perfumes, The thing is once I open my mouth and they see my teeth, it's over.. because of that I try as much to be on my own to avoid insult.
Go and do scaling polishing you will be fine bro!
I was in your shoe
PhonesRe: Good Phone (budget Of 50-75k) by kriss27(m): 7:27pm On May 11, 2022
slimsophiediva:
iPhone X
Silver
256gb ram
100% battery
Face ID working
Message 09082730559 for pictures
How much?
RomanceRe: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by kriss27(m): 6:51pm On May 11, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Lemme first say this.. you took a loan just to take a lady out undecided a lady you met March and we are still in first/2nd week of May undecided

Madness real madness

To the issue on ground
Idont think she is comfy coming to your friend's place.. me for one can't be free except we are only going to spliff and nothing else cool

Ireally don't know the setting of your friend's apartment but it seems like you guys share the same room... the lady can't be free cuz while anything is going on with you guys her mind will always be on the look out shocked

Knock on the door
Footsteps of your friend roaming the house
Hearing him talk on the phone or with a neighbour

You won't even enjoy her, cuz her mind won't be in whatever thing you guys wanna get down with _ except you guys only wanna gist Shikena and the gisting ma will be selective talks_

Iswear icant be comfy

privacy is key and in another man's house privacy is something you might not get..

Advice
get your own apartment. But please no collect loan just cuz you wanna please the girl danAllah. Ipray Allah connects you to a job
Amin


°°°nothing like dragging mari in the middle of the night°°° therapy for the soul•••
I like vibe
What 3mari abeg? I like your vibe I mean!
What is mari?
RomanceRe: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by kriss27(m): 6:42pm On May 11, 2022
Zanzibar1:
I have come here to raise this issue because i believe someone must have passed through what i am going through at the moment.

There is this Lady i met in March, she is super classy and has all the curves and looks like a model. What brought us together was just a friendly convo and a friendly tease that i admire her nails and since then she has been all over me.
She asked me if i lived alone and i told her i currently stay with a friend because i just relocated to the city based on job hunting levels. She asked what my plan was and i told her that i would like to first get an apartment while i sort out other things.

I don't know what exactly she does for a living although she said she sells women hairs, bags and shoes. I have actually seen her post them on her whatsapp. What surprise me the most was that she doesn't deny me access to her phone. This made me to loosen my grip a bit regarding my phone privacy ... Then one day, she saw a loan app message requesting me to pay my outstanding debt, she asked me how come and i told her the truth that i was seriously broke and i wanted to take her out. I wanted the two of us to go swim together and have fun. And that was why i took the loan. She frowned and asked why i was stressing myself to impress her .
She transfered some money to me to offset the debt. it all happened like juju. i am still trying to wrap my head around that.

I am trying my best to fit in with her but something is really off somewhere. I don't want to assume i know entirely what she does for a living but then, i have grown to really admire her. I wouldn't want to call it love but all my thoughts are always about her nowadays. Like 4 days ago i questioned her about some friends of hers i saw on her icloud and since then she has been giving me tough time.

Lately, she told me point blank that if i cant get my own apartment, she'll have to stop dating me. she said she is ready to even pay part of the money involved but a nigga got nothing to afford even a face me and face you room. I have tried my best to explain to her how i am even surviving and how broke i am to get a 150k self con. She keeps saying i am going to get a job and ill be fine, that i am a man and i will certainly raise the money if she as a lady can raise part of it.

I dont know why she believes so much in that tho cuz i have been very opened to her. My mind has been filled up and i dont have anyone to share it with thats why i brought it here. i have my doubts about her but i love her.

Please pardon any typos, i am writing this straight from my heart
Chat me up on 09092140826
WhatsApp lets discuss bro,
Life has many stages.
Just see this as one em, which you shall surely pass as you go up higher
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Have You Been Searching For A Job Now? by kriss27(m): 7:28pm On May 08, 2022
planetE:
I'm currently a cashier at bet9ja shop (baby). The business is very profitable.

Base on the things I have noticed, only the gamblers are the losers, wretched and unfortunate ones. the shop owners always make huge profits daily.

Once I get enough capital, nah to become agent and get my own shop. The biz is very profitable for the shop owners and bet9ja inclusive but 98 out of 100 active baby players will always remain wretched and miserable without achieving any greatness in life

If the shop owners no dey see profit, dey no go dey every street angle

Even we cashier dey cash out daily.
Please how much should one budget to start a bet naija shop Atleast for a start?
And is the bet naija site easy to operate for some who has never operated it before?
ProgrammingRe: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 2:00pm On May 08, 2022
Kirkman:
I am.exactly in the same predicament as yours no caps. Do get a laptop as soon as possible, even if it's a fairly used one and start from somewhere. Later you can upgrade it. May God be with you sir.
AMEN.
Thanks and you too
Nairaland GeneralRe: Be Sincere, How often Do You Wash Your Towel? by kriss27(m): 7:08pm On May 07, 2022
Sisora:
hello
You are looking sweet, I will like to know better
ProgrammingRe: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 4:44pm On May 07, 2022
TheManOfTheYear:
Yes baby!!
The US start-up contacted me that I've moved to the next stage lol.

I'm proceeding to a technical interview with the CTO and the engineering team. Now I don't even know what to prepare on. This is where it gets tricky. God got us though!

Obviously the test I was given in the first stage was a react test that involved me cloning a particular web app and implementing an OAuth login (most challenging aspect), and Fetching API data using Redux Toolkit.

I was given 3 days to complete it. I submitted about 30 minutes to the deadline grin

Now, I have just a few days to prepare for this interview. Let's see how it goes.
Congrats bro
I am really happy for you
I wish you all the best in your journey into the tech world
ProgrammingRe: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 4:12pm On May 07, 2022
Vladm:
I just started html and css... then my laptop crashed... am 29... i hope i am not too old for this path am choosing...
I am 32 to be 33 this year Sept. I want to venture into software development. I have not even started, yet to get a laptop! Are you saying I am too old to start?
ProgrammingRe: My Job Hunting Experiences As A Junior Developer So Far by kriss27(m): 3:46pm On May 07, 2022
llaykorn:
Hi TheManOfTheYear

I really enjoyed reading about your experiences. I hope things turn really really beautiful for you. I'm an aspiring web developer too. I just started studying React with the fullstackopen course and I'm totally glad about what you're doing.
Please which sight are you doing your studies I am interested

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