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Romance / Re: What Type Of Fruit Are You ? by kudiice(m): 4:20pm On Oct 06, 2014
None of the above, but if I'd be a fruit, I'll be a big long yellow banana if you know what I mean.
Sports / Re: Greatest Xi by kudiice(m): 10:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
Here is mine.
Gk: Reuben, CDF: Damilonair, CDF: Wacoda, LD: Austine(wakoda) RD: Austine(Dami's apprentice), DMF: Ola(the boss), CMF: Lanre(Boss's apprentice), LMF: Lekan(class prefect), RMF: Warri, CF: Ejaiks, SS: Bolu. These are the best eleven any day, any time.
Romance / Re: How To Make A Girl Laugh? Sure Fire Tricks Which Will Have Her Laughing by kudiice(m): 6:40pm On Oct 01, 2014
adonbilivit: so i will MAKE the money and still MAKE her laugh. what do girls really do for boys?
They cook, support and the best part, they give you some warm hole to ease your rod.
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Do After A Break-up by kudiice(m): 10:25am On Sep 14, 2014
destante: That relationship expert part got me lol-ing. Anyways I wouldn't listen to depressing songs. smiley

L.O.L ... Theres nuffyn like loling! Just saying.
Music/Radio / Re: On Psquare And Why Naija Artistes Will Never Break Into US Market. by kudiice(m): 2:24pm On Sep 05, 2014
bigass: Its funny you Judged and condemned Psquare on just one song. To you because of this song Psquare's carrier finished and can never make it again. funnily, i like the song.

please do me a favour whenever you go to a club and they are playing chop my money, alingo, personally, testimony etc please sit down, dont dance just say in your mind its over for Psquare.


In essence your criticism was too absolute. your judged and condemned PSQAURE future relevance solely on one song. Next time criticize the song leave the musician.

Its like criticizing Russel Crow on the flop Film Noah and conclude.... his career is finshed

On Noah movie; It wasn't a flop both at US box office and at rotten tomatto ratings + russels perfomance was as superb as ever. I love that movie.
Nairaland / General / Re: Bizarre! Rivers Police Arrest Man,10-yr-old Boy For Witchcraft by kudiice(m): 12:00am On Aug 01, 2014
mezebel: bia nwa unwana jokwa... U no sabi say aluu means abormination? Unwana people sabi answer disgusting names ranging from mbe(tortoise) oke(rat) okpani(mumu first son) uka(talk) enya(eye) among other miserable ones. Abeg u guys should embrace changes cos those name has effect on the bearer
Another superstitious person. We African's with our retarded thoughts ehn!
Nairaland / General / Re: Tell Us About Your Moniker by kudiice(m): 10:24pm On Jul 25, 2014
cococandy: I like coconut candy

Sounds like the name of an adult film star. No offence!
Politics / Re: Is Boko Haram a pawn in the bigger political game? - Alexander Nekrassov by kudiice(m): 8:20am On Jul 18, 2014
I just hope the 1billion dollars to be used for weapons against terrorism(boko haram) doesn't end up in the pockets of the damned gluttons in the government. I can't wait for light in this Nigeria's darkest hour, perhaps a little hault to civilian rule. Just saying!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel’s Mobile Missile Defence System: What Is The Iron Dome? by kudiice(m): 7:36am On Jul 18, 2014
ichidodo: A copy cat technology culled from the US Patriot Missile System...Isrealis aren't that smart.....

You ain't smart at all for saying that. They are one of the smartest people alive.
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Mandela... by kudiice(m): 7:31am On Jul 18, 2014
macsika: Okay nice, but, does this mean that he's 96 and has lived one more year. Can anyone explain why someone who's dead get to celebrate a Birthday? I mean he's Dead. If he's birthday is still celebrated, what about his death day?
His birth and death day will all be celebrated, thats what you get for becoming a legend. Just awesome!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Happy Birthday Mandela... by kudiice(m): 7:27am On Jul 18, 2014
This man is so inspiring, that I feel angry with death for taking him before I get a chance to meet him. But then, being remembered as a great is something I hope to achieve and so you all will remember and celebrate me when I'm gone. Thank God you lived Mandiba; you still live through your legacy.
#becomingimmortal.

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Celebrities / Re: Very Pissed Off Fans Curse Out Peter Okoye & Lola For Shunning Jude's Wedding by kudiice(m): 3:30am On Jul 18, 2014
Missy89: Nigerians are usually obsessed with issues that doesn't concern them at all. why is that?
You seem quite obsessed about this topic and it doesn't concern you as well, and you are a Nigerian I suppose. Answer your self.

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Celebrities / Re: Very Pissed Off Fans Curse Out Peter Okoye & Lola For Shunning Jude's Wedding by kudiice(m): 12:47am On Jul 18, 2014
Ewiss:
So u tink paying back is d best way to settle family quarrel SMH 4 naija youths n we tink naija go better with our minds so wicked. People shld try n change our views. U don't pay evil wit evil mostly wen is family pls
Don't judge anyone! I guess u believe in karma. That kinda revenge is permitted. Besides he obviously has better reasons for not attending the wedding.

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Celebrities / Re: OMG!! Is This Really Wizkid?? Shockin Picture.. 18+ by kudiice(m): 12:02pm On Jul 10, 2014
I pity your brain! @ OP
Education / Re: Things That Sound Too Crazy To Be True by kudiice(m): 11:58am On Jul 10, 2014
careytommy: The only ones i didnt know are:
25
17(which i still dont believe)
16
15
12
11
10
6
5
1

I'm i not amazing?

Nope! You are not amazing!
Family / Re: 22 Children’s Hilariously Inappropriate Spelling Mistakes by kudiice(m): 11:23am On Jul 03, 2014
Hahaha! Cute and funny. When the kids see what they have spelt few years from now, they'll all be like OMG!
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigeria Men Prefer Male Child To Female Child by kudiice(m): 11:08am On Jul 03, 2014
Well, I think it's the fact that the male children get to carry on the family legacy and identity, while the female gets to join another's legacy. As humans, our legacy is the most important thing after we die because that shows the mark that we have lived, and not just existed, and also the leadership nature of a male being the head.
Health / Re: When An Adult Visitor Bedwets by kudiice(m): 11:00am On Jul 03, 2014
Trendy247: buy @least N1000 superglue and keep, wheneva ur girlfriend or friend dat piss coms around n wants to pass d night, use d superglue n gum d hole dat d piss normally coms out from... Thank me later

That's just the wickedest advise ever! You need a doctor.
Health / Re: When An Adult Visitor Bedwets by kudiice(m): 10:57am On Jul 03, 2014
Trendy247: buy @least N1000 superglue and keep, wheneva ur girlfriend or friend dat piss coms around n wants to pass d night, use d superglue n gum d hole dat d piss normally coms out from... Thank me later
Sports / Re: Is John Obi Mikel A FLOP Or Just Been Overated By Chelsea Fans by kudiice(m): 10:36am On Jul 03, 2014
Mikel is slow, lacks attacking instinct, and should have been played to a more defensive role in the world cup; he is better at a defensive role. That caused his poor display at WC. And yes... He is over-rated by chelsea fans which makes him looks like a bigger flop, because you expect so much from somebody who is that highly rated.
Education / Re: Meet The Hottest Guys In Bells University (photos) by kudiice(m): 10:39pm On Jul 02, 2014
Aizebioje:
I'm going to bed with a big grin on my face because of this. THANK YOU. Soulmate... Still laffing

oh dear! We've got a self-servicer in the house! Lol...
Education / Re: Meet The Hottest Guys In Bells University (photos) by kudiice(m): 10:21pm On Jul 02, 2014
Tah! This boy from uniabuja is finer than all of 'em!

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Sports / Re: Paul Pogba Vs Mikel & Onazi by kudiice(m): 10:32pm On Jun 27, 2014
The truth is the midfield will belong to the french that day. We ain't got their quality of midfield players at all. How ever, the wings should be our best offence. They ain't so good with dealing with set pieces. Hope we win that thrilling game!

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Science/Technology / Re: Indonesian Spa Offers Snake Massage Services by kudiice(m): 5:37pm On Nov 06, 2013
Jeez! Very soon a spa will be opened for snake blow jobs, cunninlingus and total animal bestiality. #Humans ehn!
Education / Re: Outcome Of Monday's ASUU Meeting: ASUU Members To Decide On FG’S Fresh Offer by kudiice(m): 2:05pm On Nov 05, 2013
What is ASUU please, is it a name for a Sect or terrorist organisation?
Education / Re: Updates On ASUU Strike by kudiice(m): 2:12am On Nov 05, 2013
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Hardeshyna: UPDATES ON ASUU STRIKE.
# Justice Delay, Is
Justice Deny..
God of ALUTA come and rescue your
childrens. .give us the grace to raise as a
Compatriot..
OMO! Your English dey vex O! ASUU why?
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve & Shola Shobowale (Toyin Tomato) by kudiice(m): 6:34pm On Nov 04, 2013
Chimax15: Lesbi sugar mummy and Daughter
sad

Are you high, or just incredibly stupid?

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Politics / ASUU Blames IBB For Decay In Education Sector. by kudiice(m): 6:05pm On Nov 04, 2013
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