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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 7:52am On Mar 17
tobby98:
I order fake rides today and wasted their time. What would it cost us for just 3 days.
I like as una right for una eyes.... If after 3 days if una no achieve anything, like past so called protest have achieved, we go get problem.... One big protest they did and gathered themselves in a stadium in surulere, what did it achieve? You people didn't even have the guts to walk to their office, na for stadium una dey gather, to do what? Play soccer? The hell? Na family men wey carry children you dey frustrated becus of some stupeed protest wey no get head nor direction.... If u wan protest, make una gather go bolt and uber offices, you don't need to go offline to run a protest, that's not how to bloody do it! Leave people with urgent needs to find their damn way! After 3 days, now what? Huh.? What's the big plan after 3 magical days, they'll suddenly have the fear of God?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m):
Memberclub:
indrive sweet sha. i dey always drag the highest price only. specially at late night ride but gas be patient and wait
See eh, if say no be heat wey dey worry during day time, I no mind pick only 3- 5 extremely good rides a day... Park motor dey study or stream movie, if i see wetin worth am, i start motor... The only time you fit catch me dey take rubbish trip na vi, just to go back to base, cus that vi, you'll never find good trip there, no matter how long you wait.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 6:39pm On Mar 16
ebiye55:
Ewoooo, how you take get your rider WhatsApp number? Omooor u try o

But you know say if na Uber be dis, she fit use this chat report you & na instant blocking

But this is the main sh*t why I dread Indrive. E dey mess with my head 😐

The other day, I pick up an item from phase 1 going towards Ilasan, the trip of <25mins turn almost 40 mins. The trip fare more than doubled 😎. Na me come dey pity the lady wey get parcel
Lol since she said i was rude when i wasn't, God knows... Then make i give am that rudeness so that I go deserve the 1 star.... You dey pity passenger.? You no learn from my tory abi? You think say dem go pity u? Mtchew
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 6:37pm On Mar 16
Memberclub:
lmao. guy u work today?
2 rides my bro.. I park... My own protest is to avoid bolt and uber.... Indrive is innocent.... Na ur fellow drivers go increase price when they're ready, for now, let them continue with fastest finger 🖕... Coman wait for me to do protest... In my area, when these people order, we dey ignore, till them wise up... Na why few days back when I talk say it a norm for me to pick ajah to vi 14k to 20k on indrive, person no believe, today na 16800 i pick to vi.... We no dey rush for this side, when una don ready, una go relax, those clown driving suzukis, when car don run down out of poor ride choices, and them see money maintain, dem go wise up.... Ur rulers wey una put in power suppose don subsidise oil to 50doris give dangeote, we suppose dey buy fuel 300 - 400, but no... They'll rather share rice and build coastal road with trillions, road wey only 0.005% of the population will ever use. When una ready to put better people in power, una go let me know, till then... Business good for indrive, so long as you make it so.... If you dey do business, buying and selling, will becus amaka is selling 500 naira, make i sell 500 naira too, even tho i cost price is 550?no you'll wait till you see who go buy 600....if customer no see who sell 500 for am, customer go price 600...if una dey find who una go protest against, protest against una selves, we're out own enemies.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 5:40pm On Mar 16
feran15:
400 naira for ibadan as if fuel isn't the same everywhere

did they give you guys anything substantial
400 naira? Bolt will fall 😂😂😂🙏
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 10:57am On Mar 16
Jamie90:
Just seeing this one on Facebook. Even 25 minutes?? This is why I say some people are destined to be poor.

25 minutes is at least 5k ride.
Na wa oh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 10:46pm On Mar 15
Eazilyfe:
Bros you too like fight, see wetin person passenger dey comment grin cheesy
Lol no be for Instagram you see that picture?..... Anyway eget wetin i tell my mama..... God forbid, if you hear say i dey fight, no wait to hear from me, know the other person is at fault.... Edey hard for me to break.. I'm a long suffering man.... like i said earlier, every 4 or 1 star i ever received na woman. And most times, na over something wey be say if na man, talk no go even dey, talk more of low rating.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 10:37pm On Mar 15
capetownboyz:
This conversation lol .. mehn today was hectic got trapped inside Lagos airport ,vehicle decided to go dead(refuse to start after topping fuel ) due to running out of fuel which I was unaware of due to bad a fuel gauge reader that I have been managing..coughed 15k ,mech plus car park trying to solve this issue..well today wasn’t it at all ..never been this stressed lol ..This job don test me in so may ways I never imagined ..Soft bobo like me 😑 need to tap out of this current reality until then,I’m humble and looking forward to a better life .
God will see us through my bro, hang in there.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 8:20pm On Mar 15
Echika01:
THE TIME IS NOW
Lol all the company needs to do is wait 3 days, una go resume 😂🤝 let's accept the unfortunate situation, our government is a failure, hence why everything else must inevitably fail.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 8:16pm On Mar 15
Echika01:
Good day Comrades!!! The mega drivers shutdown down is starting tomorrow in Lagos and OGun state and it is for 3 days!!!! The low fares is too much so let's fight this fight once and for all!!!!! If you're not yet on our drivers forum telegram or WhatsApp please indicate!!!!!THE FIGHT IS NOW COMRADES
Lol this protest won't work UNFORTUNATELY... If everybody where to go offline, which is not possible, it'll create surge, many will be tempted to go online, and most will, cus in the end, money(surge) will entice many and focus will be lost, back to square one. The nature of the business won't allow for such protest to be effective, the only person that can actually do anything is government.... Unless drivers, every single one goes offline and stays offline for as long as necessary... Now the question is, how many of you csn stay offline for 1 week? 2weeks? 3weeks? Cus this one na who the pressure breaks first, similar to what is happening between usa and iran now, iran is mounting economic pressure, yankee is mounting military pressure, who caves first.? Na who get more to lose will eventually cave, we have many hungry drivers(particularly those driving for people), wey bills still choke their side, you think they'll strike for ordinary 3 days? Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, eno go really work my bros. Find alternative hustle and pray the war ends soon, make this useless governmnt bring fuel down.... We have crude, we have refinery, yet we bear the blunt of war happening million miles away... All oil producing countries subsidises fuel for their citizens, eno go beta for this rulers and their supporters.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 8:08pm On Mar 15
Eazilyfe:
80% of riders are women, you cant avoid them. Dem too like soft life grin

Jst pray not to meet the ones that will ruin your day. My biggest tips so far are from women, the soft heart ones. The same bad ratings i get na from women too. huh
bro eh, that's the hard part, the make majority of the trips... Men wey dey order them like food, all EVERY SINGLE bad rating wey i don get na them... Imagine 3 days ago.... Coastal road BLOCK, as in complete block... I wasted 3 hrs stand still, everybody begin do uturn... see wetin this f00l write, i con later ask, shey if na bolt you book, you go yarn me this rubbish..? Abi no be you go use ur hand abort mission, so becus na indrive, you no really send, and as ur slave, make i dey stand still becus queen Elizabeth wey you be, you dey go work.... To show you say na rat brain these creatures dey take waka, i actually told her I no care about the money(16k), make she just find her way, still!! These creatures are insufferable... Na why dem selves no dey like work with each other, terrible people... Today again, i don carry one reach street wey she dey go, these people begin feel entitled, like I'm supposed to wait for you to get the accurate house number... I carry dem reach first number 8, the second number 8 was 5 steps away, no wahala, i reverse carry them go there... She do money, i say, 'have a nice day'... She still sit down dey wait make person come carry them, i come tell am oya oh, fuel is 1300 abeg, the female dog tell me, what if i never send money you go hurry me... Na so she come down, the werey rate 1 star... Tag me rude... Omo i off... Na him i decide show her rudeness, according to her reply, dis clown actually know wetin she do, she did it intentionally... But i serve am hot food wey she no go quick forget... She f00lish girls know wetin dem dey do oh. Moving forward, I'm sure she'll think carefully b4 moving werey

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 4:57pm On Mar 15
After sorting this immediate bill wey hang my neck, I'll make a conscious effort to avoid picking women... Unless i don't have a choice. All the problem wey i don face for this work na women... Man these creatures, and una say make i no be misogynist..oya na
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 5:35pm On Mar 14
TUBLEZ:
lol , bro don’t worry ursef in explaining all this things, thr is nothing u don’t know about bolt drivers score , and I repeat I know how to keep my drivers score and acceptance rate .not until I starts telling every rider to rate me , the ones that remember to rate me will always rate me high. If una see am as pride so be it 👌
Good market dey sell himself. No need tell them to rate u, make them go dey feel like them get one kind power over u
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 5:32pm On Mar 14
Dabadwela:
Una and pride

What's wrong in asking riders to rate you?
Lol when you beg, people are reluctant to do... Na when i no send rating them begin use am wound me... Keep ur car clean, ac on, smell good, look good, keep quiet unless engaged, drop off. 5 stars. Cheers 🥂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 10:01am On Mar 14
TUBLEZ:
i hv never and can never tell any Rider to rate me
Last time i did that shit was 2019....who the hell still does that shi, no difference from that and a beggar on the street.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 5:11am On Mar 14
[quote author=Bintasukai post=138762430][/quote]Stop buyin 5k fuel chief, fuel serves as cooler for ur Hard working fuel pump, keeping fuel low, ur pump has nothing to cool out, it'll damage real quick..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 8:27pm On Mar 13
Jegheter:
Network is will eventually work
If one mode of payment no work, use another.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m):
Has fuel gone down to 850? I haven't been out in a minute... Cus what is this?

I did the calculation, for trip wey i dey take b4 for 13k, now i have to charge 19-20k... That's ajah to vi, bro what the hell is this?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 8:23am On Mar 12
aamstih:
What car brands and model do you think fits the uber purpose?
Electric car 😮‍💨
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 5:17am On Mar 12
Jegheter:
Better to charge wetin no good. But I don't even like abusing my car like that sef. It's car abuse for me. The load much mehn. Imagine 50kg like sacks in 5 places. Haaaaa.

My sexy Rav won't take such abuse ooo
😂 😂 😂 You no go let me hear word with this ur sexiness of a car
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 6:10pm On Mar 11
Jegheter:
Got a request from dat banex at industrial layout Isolo today na so I enter lady say I go carry goods. 25k bags times 5 of them shocked. I was upset but kept cool y didn't u inform me madam. Y sud I shebi iz like carrying 5 humans as each person weighs more. Madam this is concentrated weight. Naso I say make I even look d sacks. Omo e be like 50kg times 5. I pity d drivers wey dey always do this rubbish. I no even price am I just turn back didn't say a word again and drive off.

Rubbish
Me dey carry o, but adey charge wetin no good
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 6:08pm On Mar 11
Jamie90:
Funny enough, one guy did same thing to me at Canoe. I saw two big inverter batteries and he said he will add 1500. I told him to put the load in the description of his ride order that a hungry driver will come his way.

I drove off and he did exactly what I told him. A driver picked the ride. I am more than convinced that some people’s destiny is to be poor. They actively try to be poor and it is one of the easiest things to do.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 6:07pm On Mar 11
Eazilyfe:
Bro Fake life don kill dem for that Lekki to Ajah Estates with the way dem dey use 5 security checkpoints guide asif dem be world most important residents. When you drive in Ikoyi & VI with easy entry to roads & streets. U fit park under tree relax for Ikoyi wey get highest elites nobody go dey ask you Access code/pass or sticker.
😂 😂 Tor
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 5:02pm On Mar 11
Eazilyfe:
They should finish that road repair faster.

In such a busy area with lots of businesses, Offices & residential areas, the only way linking them is Lekki-Epe express. Dem don use estate gate block Access or linkage to each other. If not for Coastal road wey dey save person sometimes when the express block just that you will have to drive extra miles.

Unlike mainland where you can pass different places like Ojodu, Agege, Kosofe, Mushin, Oshodi to get to Ikeja. Infact u fit dey go Sango make u no pass Abeokuta express until you get to Meiran

Anytime i dey go pick person for those Lekki or VGC estate i go dey vex when i pass through more than 1 Estate security checkpoints to pickup.
I've complained about this many times, use estates block roads, na sanwo olu even help Lekki Phase 1, b4 Lekki Phase 1 was a nightmare.... Everywhere gate, code... Kai nigeria jagajaga, authorities are aware oh, but them go don use money silence them.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 4:58pm On Mar 11
Jamie90:
I don’t consider the returns on the business to be worth such risk.
Exactly
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 12:00pm On Mar 11
Jamie90:
CNG and suzuki boys are the only ones making something out of this hustle now. They too encourage these low prices.
Na them full road
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 10:37am On Mar 11
cyif2003:
I dey on break for now. We go see for weekend
Me too bro, can't continue this shi
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 9:42am On Mar 11
Dabadwela:
Change compressor for 7 to 10 months?

This can't be normal. Something they damage am
Yes i suppose, i don taya, but na why i like eod, parts cheap so I no dey overthink am. BY THE WAY, AJAH TO VI IS BLOCKED. NO PUT BODY
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 8:36am On Mar 11
Kintomadit:
Good morning everyone. I drive a Toyota matrix 2004 model. And I started using it for e hailing. I service my car last week Wednesday and today the oil is dried up. Anybody with this experience should please help out. Thank you.
09033214404
Ringing the engine .... Tell am say na Odogwu.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kumuyiii(m): 8:35am On Mar 11
Shimmaa:
This happened to me too few years back, I was coming from agege towards oshodi and I forgot to roll up my windows. Suddenly someone just deep his hand inside my car and took my brand new phone I just got a day before that day at ile zim round about where those canoe art work was displayed, apparently, the guy was hiding in those canoe and immediately I said I should turn and hit the guy, Lexus jeep hit my car and damaged my bumper badly.


I was so sad for 5days straight.
Chai pele

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