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Principal : I tried ur number so many times,it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”yeah. it’s my CALLER TUNE”

eldav:
na who u dey use dat dull line 4?

u n0r happy i give you gender?nat ya 4ult

your welcome.

Still asking jamb questions

I dont need a gender

Wife 2 Husband: See Thats My First Boyfriend at The Bar,He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !
Husband: Nonsense !No One Can Celebrate That Long, !

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Husband to coyly wife

Husband: Darling, let's swap positions tonight.
Wife: What a good idea, you stand in front of the ironing board, and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart

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80 yrs old couple fucking violently against a fence, their arms and legs going everywhere until they fell to the ground,
Old Woman: Love! you didn't Bleep me like this even 50 years ago
Old Man: 50 yrs ago, that fuckin' fence was not electrified!!!

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A man SMS his boss, "Me sick, no work"
Boss replies back with a message, "When I am sick, I Bleep my wife, try it"
2 hours later, the man SMS his boss, "me OK, your wife is very sexy"

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"Alcohol contains female hormones"
PROOF:
After drinking
1. Men talk unnecessarily,
2.Become over emotional,
3.Drive badly,
4.Stop thinking,
5. Fight for nothing,

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If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks & The Signs Of Skin Aging Try,
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ADOBE PHOTOSHOP

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Woman 1: My husband and I have olympic sex.
Woman 2: Oh, that must be exciting
Woman 1: Not really, it happens only once in 4 years!

Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor.
One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F.
One day we should get her for this, said the first boy.
I agree. We'll grab her, said the second.
The third guy: And then we'll kick her in the nuts!

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

2day is sorry day.if ever i was angry with u,if ever i misbehaved,
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JUST SLAP YOURSELF.

Am basically a nice person

eldav:
na wa!

babe is your blood hot 2nite?

nyc jokes though.

Why you dey ask jamb questions? and who is babe


Thanks

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Looking for answer, ??

Which school you attend??

husband- i m going out for five days,

wife- ok but don't surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u ll b surprised, !!

husband- i m going out for five days,

wife- ok but don't surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u ll b surprised, !!

While creating wives, God promised men that good & ideal wives will be found in all corners of the world and then he made the earth round!

wife to naked husband: why you are walking around naked? neighbours will see your thing.

Husband: so what if they see??

Wife: they will think i married you for money!

Who is senior: Penis or Vagina?
Ans: vagina, bcoz penis always stand up when saw a vagina. So respect the senior      

When are men the smartest?
Before, during or after sex?

During sex cause they're plugged into a genius!

Sexual Thoughts of the day

Its not the length, its not the size,

its how many times u can make it rise!

its not how well it fits but

how often u can make it spit,

Q: What is the definition of Mistress?
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A: Someone between the Mister

Always start your day with a lot of, S. E. X.
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.

Worlds Most Beautiful Sentnce
"But I M Wth U"
Worlds Most Painful Sentnce
"I M Wth U,But"
Words R Same Bt Whre Thy R Placed Matters A LOT,

WHAT DOES BANKING & SEX HAVE IN COMMON?
ANS: YOU'LL LOSE NTEREST AFTER WITHDRAL.

FOR A WOMEN EVERY MAN IS A OSAMA. FIRST HE ATTACKS HER TWIN TOWERS & THEN HE DESTROYES HER PENTAGON !!!

Most stupid questns people usually ask in obvious situations,


At movies-
Hey! What are you doing here, ??
Ans- Don't you knw?! I sell tickets in black over here, !



2. In bus- A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet-Sorry did that hurt, ??
Ans- No,not at all.I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't u try again, ??



3. At funeral-
One of the teary eyed people ask- Why?! Why him of all people, ??
Ans- Why? Would it rather have been you, ??



4. When u get woken up at midnight by a phone call-
Sorry! Were you sleepin, ??
Ans- No! I was doing research on whether Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought i was sleeping, ?? You dumb witted slowpoke, !!



5. When a friend sees u with an evidently shorter hair-
Hey! Hv u had a haircut, ??
Ans- Nah! Its autumn and am shedding, !!

Studio CFR:
Kunbee

Oyekan kilo fun'e iwo omo yi

Mtchew

Iwo na tori mo le gbomo lo wo e neat neat

Jesus my lord i thee adore
O make me love thee more and more

Ink you would snoop around my profile picture

Are you not a terrorist with that your name?

Studio CFR:
wanna sign onto hypertek?  

hypertek family rules baby  

Except from 2face who dey dia wey get sense

Is that why you are shouting?

I aint your hater hypertek

Do you think i am?

Na by force?

See this married men o, leave this thread na haba

^to what


Ok o oga k, we will see about that