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You are senseless

Advantages of NOT havin LOVER,
1. Can sleep well.
2. Can save Time & Money.
3. No worries abt how I look.
4. No missed calls at mid nyt.
5. No need 2 activate 10ps Scheme.
6. No need 2 recharge al day
7. Can talk 2 all Boys & Girl

PROUD to be Single.

Boys use word FRIENDSHIP to start LOVE,
Girls use same word to end LOVE,

Same word but different attitude,
This OOPS concept is known as "POLYMORPHISM"

A newborn baby told the nurse-give ur cellphone plz
Nurse-Why?
Baby-to give a miss call to GOD that i reached safely.

Height Of Laziness-
DAD: Why ddin't you go to the exam??
Son: Paper was tough!!
Dad: Without going how did u know
Son: Paper was leakd 2 dayz b4 by me,

Define contraceptive pill, Its the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy, Now don't ask what's the first one, !:-)

Why we need a Lover wen v hav so many around 2 Love us? A Wise Man said: As Air is Everywhere, but we Still need a Fan to Feel it, !!!

Some things are made for each other, For example, Shoe and Socks, Soap and Water, Paper and Pen, Me and ur Girl Friend.

A Man kick a mad dog 2 save a lady.
News: INDIAN SAVES LADY.
Man-I'm not Indian.
Nws: FOREIGNR SAVES LADY.
Man- I'm Pakistani.
Nws: TRRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG.

The cutest proposal of the world,
Girl-"i have 4gtn my surname,
Can i uz urs?.

Post vacant in Top Software compaines:
NIIT-Not Interested In Technologies
TCS-Totally Confused Systems
WIPRO-Weak Input,Poor&Rubbish Output
HCL-Hidden cost&Loss,

Cute story: A 10 yr old boy went 2 an ice-cream shop & asked: How much a cone costs? Waiter said: N15, The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket. Then he asked: how much the small cup costs ? Waiter said: N12. He orderd the small cup & had it, paid the bill and left. When the waiter came to pick empty plate, he was heartly touched, the boy left N3 as tip for him. Moral 'try to make every one happy with something you have,

This is for lola



Awesome words:
I dont know exactly wat being mature is,bt i think its wn ur finally able to joke abt things that once broke ur heart badly

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: Can kids of our age have kids? Teacher: No Never! Boy said to girl: See I told you not to worry.

Wen U r lonely, sit on d rocks.





















Remove ur shoes n smell ur socks, !!

Try ur name in japanese

A-ka B-tu C-mi D-te E-ku F-lu G-ji H-ri I-ki J-zu
K-me L-ta M-rin
N-to O-mo P-no Q-ke R-shi S-ari T-chi U-do V-ru W-mei X-na Y-fu.



Kunbee- medototukuku

I can lose 5 letter word "money" 4 letter word "love" 3 letter word "joy" 2 letter word "me" but i cannot loss one letter word thats "u"

The four hardest tasks on Earth:-
-To Return love for hate,
-To Include the excluded,
-To Forgive without apology,
and
-To b able to say "I WAS WRONG"  

SLEEPING DISEASE
SLEEPIOLOGY(SDS)~~
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>>>>>

CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent classroom exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on d table,
automatic closure of eyes
PATHOGENESIS: closing of eyes, short handwriting, loss of consciousness
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: bunk class!!

khanye:
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I like

Fastest means of communications

1. Tele-phone

2. Tele-vision.

3. Tell-a-woman
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, Still faster tell her not to tell anyone, !

Too much info

Why is FIRE engine RED in color?
Ans:FIRE engine has a LADDER.
LADDER has STEPS.
STEPS r 2 b climbed on FOOT.
FOOT is to b measured by a RULER.
RULER can b a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP.
Ship sails on WATER.
WATER has FISHES.
FISHES hav FINS. The ppl of FINLAND r called FINS.The national flag of FINLAND is RED.
So fire engine is RED in color.Some day i wil tell u why ambulance is white.

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