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You could theoretically lose weight eating celery since it takes more calories to digest celery than are contained in the vegetable.

There are one million dust mites on your pillow and mattress that eat your shedding skin cells.

Don't pop blisters or pimples if u can avoid it, pus from either one can infect other unaffected areas.

SugaryBelle: Money isn't made out of paper,its made out of cotton.

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She has worn raw meat, polythene sacks et al. It's obvious the unpredictable Lady Gaga is oblivious of this fact cos I'm yet to see her in an evening dress made of cool cash. lol

SugaryBelle: Guiness book of records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries.

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I have 2, and honestly i... i ... i can't re... re... remember how I got them. lol

Swagalord18: those who kiss more frequently, are less likely to suffer from stomach, bladder, or blood infections

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hmmmmm ... and a girl kissed is half won cos a good kiss is a prelude to a mindblowing s3x. lol

In Northern Colombia, it is common practice for adolescent boys to have séx with donkeys. It is like a rite of passage that a boy has to pass to become a man.
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hmmmmm ... b3st1ality in this modern era?
reminds me of that joke concerning that very hairy 5 yr old shepherd boy.
The Shepherd's son was questioned by a concerned neighbour, he wanted to know the whereabouts of the kid's mom and if he got his hairy looks from her. The kid's answer was rather shocking.
The kid bleated, "naaaaaaaah, I've never seen my maaaaaaaam!

In certain countries, a young couple who would like to have séx before they’re ready to marry can request a “temporary marriage”.
They are allowed to pay for a short ceremony, with a written contract.

At birth dalmatians are always white

Dragonflies have 6 legs but can't walk

A group of frogs is called an army

An octopus pupil is rectangular

Frogs don't drink (they absorb water through their skin)

A person's longest dream occurs in the morning,
closer to when they wake up. This is usually the
only one we can remember.

blackmamba1st: The average man's o r g as m lasts for six seconds
The average girl's o r g as m lasts for 23 seconds

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Some times in life the fun is in the journey and not the destination.
F 0 r eplay is my forte. I'm an active student of tantric s3x. It's an exciting way of prolonging and delaying gratification.

In china teachers allow children to sleep in class for 20 minutes to learn better.

Swagalord18: A nepali farmer was once bitten by a cobra, ...he bit the cobra back ....
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The cobra died ...the man didn't

hahahaha ... reminds me of that drunken German that bit an Alsatian dog to death cos he was attacked on his way home by the ferocious canine.

blackmamba1st: I have been trying to gather some facts since yesterday and it's so difficult now because almost all the mindblowing ones have been posted by the likes of 'mickey', 'oghos', 'swagaL', 'sugarB', 'vivly', 'romanticboy', 'kunlesehan', 'asakel', 'tiinahrex' etc
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How do u guys do it without repeating each others posts?
I doff my hat out of respect for all of you.
Please continue to keep this thread alive. The more it is active, the more mindblowing it gets. Praaaaah!
Ps: it seems swagaL and kunlesehan always have a post on each page? woah!!! and now it's on page 50, do the maths

Flattery can take u to space and back ... lol
I wish u didn't mention any names bro, cos u omitted so many of my learned friends but u're pardoned. This is a thread of peace and knowledge yielding light and power to the seeker.

zube01: ..how come?..does it mean what m thinking it means?

dunno maybe Justin B is an hermaphrodite. Only Selena Gomez can tell though. lol

zube01: ..oga abeg I no understand this one oooh...throw more light abeg

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That's one of the numerous tricks on Google, but it doesn't work on all browsers. it works best on Google's chrome.
if u want ur screen to do a spin just type
“Do a barrel roll”

The elements glycoprotein and selenium are both
found in human semen and can help reduce breast cancer in women by almost 50%.
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and I'm so blessed and filled up I could own a sp3rm bank ... lol

Tooth decay is the most common childhood disease.

zube01: ..welcome bro...how many yrs them give u?...and Wetin u do?

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My learned friend I shall be diplomatic about this cos I don't want to be a guest anymore but rather an active participant of this beautiful thread.
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After over 4,500 views, this only goes to show that we're being watched and followed bumper to bumper and it makes me kinda happy u know. cos soon we shall make FrontPage. lol
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Whatever one possesses, becomes of double value, when we have the opportunity of sharing it with others.

Harvard University has the largest billionaire alumni.

blackmamba1st: Welcome back o bros, so many questions you have to answer

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questions?
what questions that Google can't answer. lol

Swagalord18: Always have a contingency plan .
Smart alec
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So why were kunle and metaphysist banned? What thread? ...who banned?

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I guess the reason is mindblowing ... lol
but ban or not the thread lives on and it shall make FrontPage and beyond!

addictiv: Very interesting thread, spent 2days going from the first page to this one...good job guys

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thanks we appreciate ur compliments and we welcome any mindblowing fact from u as well.

zube01: mods! abeg if una ban kunleshan nd co abeg for the sake of God unban them...unless una wan make this educative thread die...pls for the sake of God just give them last warning pls....thanks for ur consideration

from concerned
nairalanders

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thanks zube01 your plea worked and they withdrew my ban. God bless.
I really appreciate.
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and mods thanks o! ( so u guys follow this thread yet u don't want to put it on FrontPage yet)?
why the delay mods?

blackmamba1st: I think both 'metaphysist' and 'kunlesehan' have just been banned today on nairaland, both on the same day and from the same thread. 'Kunlesehan' banned for the umpteenth time on nairaland.com
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Prove me wrong by posting something.
Being prolific on nairaland comes with a curse and a ban termed 'derailing'
Last time swagaL (op ) was banned for similar offence

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hmmmmm ... how on earth did u know that I was banned?
and who is metaphysist?
anyway i have just changed my password

Human tonsils can bounce higher than a rubber
ball of similar weight and size, but only for the first
30 minutes after they’ve been removed.

US President John F. Kennedy was an accomplished ventriloquist.