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You might be surprised about the truth behind
"Christmas."
1. It has nothing to do with Christ. Historians agree
that Jesus was NOT born on December 25th.
2. Early Christian leaders essentially "piggybacked"
a made-up holiday onto a very popular pagan
holiday, Saturnalia, which was a weeklong
celebration involving debauchery, going door-to-
door singing while NUDE, and culminating on
December 25th with human sacrifice. (Cutting a fir/
evergreen tree and decking it with ornaments is
another pagan ritual. The practice was condemned
in the Old Testament, though it's relatively
common today for churches to put these pagan
symbols/idols on display in their sanctuary.)
3. In the past, the Catholic Church used the holiday
to torment Jews. In 1466, Pope Paul II forced Jews
to run naked through the city for the amusement of
the Romans. On December 25, 1881, Christian
leaders were responsible for inciting riots in Poland that resulted in maiming of huge numbers of Jews, the brutal murder of 12 Jews and the raping of many Jewish women.
4. The custom of gift-giving on December 25th is
not rooted in Christ's teachings or in the Bible. The
wise men brought offerings to a king, but it was
not a "gift exchange"....and certainly not a "white
elephant" party. Historians believe that Jesus
would have been about 2 years old by the time the
wise men reached him.
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hmmmmmm

Bazooka Joe

innovative

lol

sharp guy!

25 Powerful Reasons To Eat Bananas

You will never look at a banana the same way
again after discovering the many health benefits and reasons to add them to your diet.
1. Bananas help overcome depression due high
levels of tryptophan,which is converted into
serotonin — the happy-mood brain
neurotransmitter.
2. Eat two bananas before a strenuous workout to
pack an energy punch and sustain your blood
sugar.
3. Protect against muscle cramps during workouts
and night time leg cramps by eating a banana.
4. Counteract calcium loss during urination and
build strong bones by supplementing with a
banana.
5. Improve your mood and reduce PMS symptoms
by eating a banana, which regulates blood sugar
and produces stress-relieving relaxation
6. Bananas reduce swelling, protect against type II
diabetes, aid weight loss, strengthen the nervous
system, and help with the production of white
blood cells, all due to high levels of vitamin B-6.
7. Strengthen your blood and relieve anemia with
the added iron from bananas.
8. High in potassium and low in salt, bananas are
officially recognized by the FDA as being able to
lower blood pressure, and protect against heart
attack and stroke.
EATING BANANA AIDS DIGESTION.
9. Rich in pectin, bananas aid digestion and gently
chelate toxins and heavy metals from the body.
10. Bananas act as a prebiotic, stimulating the
growth of friendly bacteria in the bowel. They also
produce digestive enzymes to assist in absorbing
nutrients.
11. Constipated? High fiber in bananas can help
normalize bowel motility.
12. Got the runs? Bananas are soothing to the
digestive tract and help restore lost electrolytes
after diarrhea.
13. Bananas are a natural antacid, providing relief
from acid reflux, heartburn and GERD.
14. Bananas are the only raw fruit that can be
consumed without distress to relieve stomach
ulcers by coating the lining of the stomach against
corrosive acids.
NATURAL CURES FROM A SIMPLE BANANA
15. Eating bananas helps prevent kidney cancer,
protects the eyes against macular degeneration and
builds strong bones by increasing calcium
absorption.
16. Bananas make you smarter and help with
learning by making you more alert. Eat a banana
before an exam to benefit from the high levels of
potassium.
17. Bananas are high in antioxidants, providing
free radicals and protection from chronic disease.
18. Eating a banana between meals helps stabilize
blood sugar and reduce nausea from morning
sickness.
19. Rub a bug bite or hives with the inside of the
banana peel to relieve itching and irritation.
20. Control blood sugar and avoid binging
between meals by eating a banana.
21. Eating a banana can lower the body
temperature and cool you during a fever or on a
hot day.
22. The natural mood-enhancer tryptophan, helps
to relieve Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD).
23. Quitting smoking? Bananas contain high levels
of B-vitamins as well as potassium and
magnesium
speed recovery from the effects of withdrawal.
24. Remove a wart by placing the inside of a piece
of banana peel against the wart and taping it in
place.
25. Rub the inside of a banana peel on your
leather shoes or handbag and polish with a dry
cloth for a quick shine.
Oh, and remember — bananas make great snacks.
Now you know why monkeys are so happy. Eat a
banana!
D'Prince was right when he sang that banana song. Lol

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Russians

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fact

Swagalord18: If everybody in the world, smokes a helping of marijuana, there will be world peace for about 3 hours

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oh boy, this is the greatest news I've heard since the eclipse. lol
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a friend with weed,
is a friend indeed!

Swagalord18: Bruce lee once kicked a guy so hard, that a by-stander's arm got broken ...when bumped into, by the guy ....

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Bruce Lee has been challenged by Chuck Noris and Jackie Chan
... they both lost out to Legendary Lee, the man who is so fast the cameras can't slow him down.

Swagalord18: 90% of relationships in which the girl is taller, do not work out ...
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Doesn't apply to me

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doesn't apply to me as well. when I was younger whenever i see a pair of beautiful long legs, I'd be curious to know where they meet ... lol

Swagalord18: The average citizen of Liechtenstein doesnt lock their door ....the crime rate is too low ....their last murder occured in 1997
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If na me i go still lock my door oh

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lol sharp guy

Swagalord18: In the gulf of alaska, two oceans come together, but they DONT mix .....

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yeah i think there's something like that in lagos.
if u pour the beach water (Atlantic ocean) and the fresh water or the lagoon water into the same transparent bottle. u'd see they won't mix. the lagos lagoon stays up.
it's creepy fun

Swagalord18: Most of the stars you see at night are already dead ....so when u look at the stars at night, you are staring into the past ..... Thousands of years into the past

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this is scary!
... and it also means time is relative.

Swagalord18: 95% of oceans are unexplored ....
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That means there are millions of undiscovered animalz ...hmm

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most of the treasures on earth are buried under the ocean and they are worth Zillions of pounds sterling.
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I remember in the classic movie "titanic", it was said that "a woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets".
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hmmmm ... the love of a woman is the greatest treasure on earth.

Swagalord18: There is more alchohol in mouthwash than wine ....

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hmmmm... to think we never ran out of mouthwash while i grew up. My disciplinarian Christian mother didn't know this if not ...
... so I've being drinking alcohol from the tender age of ...
blood of Jesus!

Mickey7: 90percent of nigerian girls have been in the choir at one point or another

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hmmmm ... perhaps u meant to write 90% of Nigerian christian girls?

Swagalord18: Jay-z and busta rhymes attended d same skool ....they once rap battled ....
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Jay-z won

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of course he'd win. cos B.I.G is his mentor
Bizness Instead of Games
#respectnotorious big

Swagalord18: Marijuana helps in relieving menstrual cramps ...and other ailments

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if I marry Hannah
I'll give her marijuana
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lol ... a friend with weed
is a friend indeed

yeah eziokwu!
I can hear the roar of the lioness, the labour is not easy o.
lol

slap1: All these posts about eclipse have eclipsed the front page.

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correct!

odizeey: I mean next week match o

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hahahaha

odizeey: thnks man,no worry una go win ucl

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amen o

Swagalord18: lolzzz .....invite me 2 d occasion

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hahahahahaha. u're always welcome bro

odizeey: naso my bro,bt it is best to think wen on d toilet,it gvs u relief,frees ur brain,n u will tnk ahead

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my sentiments exactly. lol

odizeey: i'm crazy utd fan bro,anytn ?

correct.
man u is a big & valuable club. be proud!
and man u won today, congrats.

Swagalord18: And kunle, ...i'v stayed up 4 about 3 dayz playing game .....had a migraine after that

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great minds think alike bro!

Exotic Harriet: omo abeg make we go see your mama o...I'm a pretty girl who not only loves to play fifa but can beat the hell outta ya in the game..my bride price na small ego. Just 2million naira #gbam# cheap abi?

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My heart's beating faster than normal all of a sudden.
My fingers are shaking uncontrollably.
Oh my God. goose flesh all over my ....
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Please is this love?

Swagalord18: Shitsenders.com ....this is a site, that provides a unique service ....if u stay in their region .....they send a huge pile of shit ...to your enemy 's residence
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where does ASUU president live again

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hahahahaha

Humans can survive longer without food than
without sleep.
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11 days without sleep and u'll be knocking at the pearly gates.
4 days without sleep and u start to hallucinate.
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I'm a game addict and I went about 48 hours without sleep after my final exams.
My advice to fellow gamers, if u find a pretty lady that loves playing 'pes' or 'fifa' please marry her regardless the cost of the dowry. lol