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Romance / Re: Communicate With Your Lover by kunlesehan(m): 1:02am On Nov 06, 2022
Yes speak up, not everybody can read minds and make pre-intimacy your forte.

Nice one op.

Sbfplus:
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My husband last longer in bed than my boyfriends but he had never satisfied me sexually* *I don't want to cheat on him and I need sexual satisfaction*

Some years back when I was working in an estate agent office, a woman with 2 years old baby whose shop was adjacent to ours approached me and said, " You seem to be very calm, secretive and wise, can I share my pain with you?" I quickly dropped my book and said," please go ahead".

She said without any introduction,*"My husband last longer in bed than my boyfriends but he had never satisfied me* *I don't want to cheat on him and I need sexual satisfaction*. I asked curiously,"do your man engage you in pre-intimacy before sex? She said yes! Do you reciprocate? She said yes! Do you feel anything during the pre-intimacy? She said No!

Initially, she showed it that she's not enjoying it but when she observed the man wanted to be observing. She started faking it. Then I asked; How did your ex do it that you enjoyed it. She said once they roll their hand gently at the line that divides her back, she got in mood. What about your husband? She said, my husband only suck my br...,kiss me,touch my thigh and my hair. He even do kiss my neck and earlobe. Ok, why didn't you tell your husband what to do? She replied," I want him to discover it by himself. That way, I will be happy.I told her, you might not enjoy your marriage till you turn old. Go and tell him the part that turn you on and let's see if it will work or not.

The following day, she brought a Malt and said thank you! What I experienced yesternight is as if I had never had sex before since I was born.Even, my husband was happy and this morning before he went to work,she giggled with joy, we had it again.

Lesson; stop saying your partner should have known what you want. If he/she didn't know, say it! You'll safe your relationship better than losing it while waiting for them to detect it. Thank you and I hope you learn something from this true life story!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs FC Zurich Europa (1 - 0) On 3rd November 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 9:05pm On Nov 03, 2022
Draw Game.

Arsenal is worried about Sunday

It will affect their game tonight.

Sunday will be blue as well.

Up Chelsea!

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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: I Can't Talk Money With You, If You Haven’t Made $100m This Year by kunlesehan(m): 8:17pm On Oct 31, 2022
Social media and deception

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Properties / Here Are Some Land Deals For Wise Investors In Lekki And Ajah Etc by kunlesehan(m): 9:55pm On Oct 25, 2022
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Properties / Sand-filled & Newly Fenced Half Plot At Ajah For Sale by kunlesehan(m): 8:16pm On Oct 18, 2022
QUICK SALE :

Quarter Plot & Half Plot available for sale

Price: 5m & 9m respectively.

Note: Land is Sand-Filled and newly fenced

Location: Peaceland estate, Ogombo near the Catholic Church
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sergei Surovikin: Russia's 'Ruthless' General In-charge Of The Ukraine War by kunlesehan(m): 10:27am On Oct 14, 2022
Please go ahead

FakeIgboJew:


Sweet meme.

Can I borrow it in future ?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sergei Surovikin: Russia's 'Ruthless' General In-charge Of The Ukraine War by kunlesehan(m): 9:51pm On Oct 13, 2022
Ukraine = Nukes rain

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Receives Approval For Badagry Deep Seaport Project by kunlesehan(m): 6:57pm On Oct 13, 2022
Action Governor

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Business / She Pretended To Be A Man Unfortunately This Happened... (true Story) by kunlesehan(m): 8:06am On Oct 13, 2022
WONDER WOMAN!!!

Pili Hussein is said to be a woman who pretended to be a man because women weren't allowed to mine in her country, Tanzania.

Miners didn't know she was a woman until she was falsely accused of räpê. She was accosted and checked. Then they saw she was a woman.

After earning so much from her mining activities, she built home for her father, a home for her mother and a home for her twin.

Currently, she owns a mining company with 70 employees.

Hard work and determination pay.

Note: This page does not support violence.

Author : Oluwanishola Akeju

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 11th Oct 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 9:55pm On Oct 11, 2022
It's a killjoy to the fans

It's frustrating and annoying

No be to sabi f**k only, u fit impregnate?

garfield1:


It is a joy to watch

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 11th Oct 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 9:54pm On Oct 11, 2022
Exactly

engrrichie92:


Like
Who dribble epp cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 11th Oct 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 9:44pm On Oct 11, 2022
Dribbling without winning is childish.

garfield1:


Madrid have already qualified.. Rafael di leao rubbishing Chelsea players

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Chelsea UCL (0 - 2) On 11th Oct 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 9:32pm On Oct 11, 2022
It's like we always win whenever Chalobah plays

He's our talisMAN

Up Blues.

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Literature / Re: Japanese Horror Stories by kunlesehan(m): 12:16pm On Oct 09, 2022
Following
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Wolves (3 - 0) On 8th October 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 3:59pm On Oct 08, 2022
Mod waiting for second half to update scores?

Or probably when we score our second goal?

Anyway Blue is the colour

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Omonia Nicosia Vs Manchester United : Europa League (2 - 3) On 6th Oct 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 11:12pm On Oct 06, 2022
Lol
You get time oh


Snapchat:


This is the Balon Dor current holder.

For 3 years running, Messi has been the one with the title. If I be Ronaldo fan I go dey shame with all this baseless argument una dey bring lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Omonia Nicosia Vs Manchester United : Europa League (2 - 3) On 6th Oct 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 7:02pm On Oct 06, 2022
God bless you

Jokerman:


Compare Ronaldo at Pessi age, when he was at Juventus
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Supporters "Hail" Him As He Walks Through The Airport (Video) by kunlesehan(m): 7:00pm On Oct 06, 2022
Interesting days ahead
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs AC Milan UCL (3 - 0) On 5th October 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 10:20pm On Oct 05, 2022
I didn't bet today

yellowgarri2:
do giveaway
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs AC Milan UCL (3 - 0) On 5th October 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 9:31pm On Oct 05, 2022
One more goal.

Let's seal it up.

Blue is the colour.

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Sports / Be Sincere, Is Ronaldo To Blame? by kunlesehan(m): 3:33pm On Sep 28, 2022
I find it extremely appalling and shocking how Ronaldo gets criticised for not maintaining the pace and ability which he once had when he was younger.. For Christ sake he is 38 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!

How in the world do you expect a 38 years old man to have the same strength as a player who's just little above 20 years of age?? How?? Is it a crime to grow old? At 38, he still gives the best he can.. Players close to that age bracket or a little above 38, have somehow slowed down due to their age..

A whole lot of y'all will always want to talk about Zlatan who's above 40 and still playing. YES Of course, as if Zlatan is of any good or importance to his team aside from bragging and blabbing all the time. Zlatan doesn't even run anymore...
Age will definitely catch up with these footballers, whether they're still actively playing or not.

Brings me back to these lots who do nothing all day, but sit in their dirty surroundings, hauling insults at Ronaldo just because he's no longer the Goal machine he used to be. Should he stay young forever

Damn!! Ronaldo this, Ronaldo that, No speed this, No speed that, He's finished this, he's finished that... Says someone who can't even last 2 seconds on a w...

CR7 will remain the G.O.A.T

Author: Norra Wilbor

Education / Re: Only For Smart People by kunlesehan(m): 6:37am On Sep 28, 2022
2 * 2 = 4

So your sister is 2 years older than you are.

Since you're 40 now, then your sister is 42.

Answer is 42 years old.
Romance / Are These Facts True About Women? by kunlesehan(m): 11:39pm On Sep 27, 2022
FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.

1- When a woman is angry, over half of what she says-she doesn't mean...

2- The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she truly loves.

3- A woman is not like 'detol advert', if you don't take care of her... Others will.

4- It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to change when she does, but if you mess-up, you might just forget it.

5- A woman is such a school you will never graduate from.

6- Your wedding certificate with her is not a "driving licence", its just a "Learners permit"

7- She can be very bitter now, and a very sweet angel later on, it all lies in your approach.

8- A woman hardly forget things, she remembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt.

9- A woman can be highly secretive... Most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and friends to cry.

10- All women Love to be begged. men often miss out on this........

11- All women have a unique character like salt, their presence might not be noticed but their absence makes all things tasteless.

12- If she loves you she can do everything you ask of her as far as it makes you happy, so never force her to love you.

13- If a woman truely loves you,even to ask money from you she will be shy and most especially if she loves you she can never leave you to spend unnecessarily!...that's what makes them special....☺

If you find a woman who loves and fears God, cherish her for life and never let her go.. She will do you good for the rest of your life.

SO WOMEN ARE VERY SPECIAL.

GOD BLESS OUR WOMEN.

Author unknown (Anonymous)

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Romance / Re: If Your Husband Side Chic Is This Sexy, What Would You Do (picture) by kunlesehan(m): 12:51am On Sep 26, 2022
She's fine no doubt but she could be lazy in the other room. There are finer sidechicks though.

A sidekick is more important than a sidechick.

Anyway I'm here to read comments from our wives.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Suffers HORROR Injury In Portugal's Thrashing Of Czech Republic by kunlesehan(m): 10:16am On Sep 25, 2022
Love him or hate him ... He's the GOAT.

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Autos / Re: Best Deal PS4 PRO 1TB With 3pads & Games Cd's For 210k In Ibadan- 07084133615 by kunlesehan(m): 6:29pm On Sep 24, 2022
Nice

Oladimeji1988:
Located in Ibadan
Come and see and pay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Salzburg UCL (1 - 1) On 14th September 2021 by kunlesehan(m): 6:14pm On Sep 14, 2022
Straight winning for the blues

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: FC Zurich Vs Arsenal: Europa League (1 - 2) On 8th September 2022 by kunlesehan(m): 6:40pm On Sep 08, 2022
Yeah

You're very current

bobochem:
Rip queen Elizabeth 11

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Sports / Re: Where Do You Prefer To Watch Football? by kunlesehan(m): 11:53pm On Sep 04, 2022
Nice bar or home with friends.
Sports / Re: BREAKING: Man Utd Confirms Loan Deal; Chelsea Launch €50M Bid For Ajax Star by kunlesehan(m): 12:16am On Sep 01, 2022
We need a striker too.
Autos / Re: 2017 Hyundai Santa Fe by kunlesehan(m): 12:45am On Aug 30, 2022
I like this

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Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Now Charges $500,000 And More Per International Show. by kunlesehan(m): 12:44am On Aug 30, 2022
Wow!

Truly he's an African Giant.

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