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Arlex: MENH SEE THE POPULATION VIEWING THIS THREAD,.HEAT DON DE CATCH ME O

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hahaha. u dey use to viewing center sotey u don dey imagine am again. I free u from 100 naira per view in Jesus name. lol

koastar: Now, I know why Alfas have longer beard

hahahaha ... in life the good ones die young, but on nairaland the good ones get banned ... be careful bro.

I remember one of my lecturers always say " if you copy from one person it is plagiarism but if you copy from two or more it is RESEARCH". hahahaha
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I saw this on another thread and I thought it's worth sharing.
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If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT,
called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but
nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then
why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesn't grow on TREES then why do banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesn't GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING when its already
BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP others, what are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do
bars have PARKING lots?
If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt, Where
Did All The Money Go..?
When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste, Who
Tests It..?
If The "Black Box" Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn't The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff..?
Who Copy wrote The Copyright Symbol..?
Can You Cry Under Water..?
Why do Round Pizza come in a Square Box..?
Why Do People Say "You've Been Working Like A Dog"
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day..??
We all are Living in a seriously funny world..!!!

When legendary African King Shaka Zulu's mother
died, He ordered no crops could be planted for the
year, Pregnant women were to be killed, no milk
was to be drank, and then slaughtered 7,000 people who were insufficiently grief stricken.
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I am not very confident of this fact.
I have read Shaka's biography and I've watched the movie but I think this fact was meticulously edited off because it is grotesque.

Research found that the funniest movie ever is the comedy "Airplane" which generates about 3 laughs per minute.
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that movie is a classic I need it on blue ray.

Ines Ramirez Perez performed her own C-section
Ines Ramirez Perez is one gutsy lady. The
Mexican peasant had no medical training, but
used a kitchen knife to cut open her abdomen
after a long, painful labour in 2000. An hour later
she delivered her healthy baby boy.
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wow, without an anaesthetic!
the boy should be 13 now, hopes he loves and cherishes his sweet mother.
#respect

Germany has a hotline where you can call and cuss freely to get rid of anger... and even the phone operators encourage you

Li Ching-Yuen was a Chinese herbalist, martial
artist and tactical advisor who lived to the ripe old
age of 256 and sired 200 descendants during his
life span, surviving 23 wives. Ching-Yuen lived off a diet of herbs and rice wine inculding lingzhi, goji
berry, wild ginseng, he shou wu and gotu kola. In a
1930 New York Times article, Professor Wu Chung- chieh of the University of Chengdu discovered Imperial Chinese government records from 1827, congratulating one Li Ching-Yuen on his 150th birthday...
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hmmmm modern day Methuselah

Candid Camera host Allen Funt was once on a
flight that was hijacked and flown to Cuba.
Because everyone on the plane recognized him they thought it was part of a stunt and did not realize the danger they were in and started enjoying themselves and gave the hijacker a standing ovation.

and this is how giraffes sleep

funny koala.
I know this is unBEARable but your KOALifications are irrELEPHANT. lol

Didi 5: Harvard Law library allegedly has a book bound by human skin!

anyone who tries to steal that book will definitely be skinned, I hope it's a book on dermatology. lol

The modern day orange carrot wasn’t cultivated
until Dutch growers in the late 16th century took
mutant strains of the purple carrot and gradually
developed them into the sweet, plump, orange
variety we have today. Before this, pretty much all
carrots were purple with mutated versions
occasionally popping up including yellow and white carrots. These were rarely cultivated and lacked the purple pigment anthocyanin.

MrRomantic1: You are tryin on this thread o!kudos[/color]

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thanks bro, I have a hungry mind and I feed it even during leisure.

MrRomantic1: people who conclude on sumfin 2 b a lie are the 1nes who are not aware of it-#fact

true word bro.
some say the truth is always bitter.
I say people condemn what they don't understand.

Nothing u do here on earth will give u heaven if u
fail to acknowledge and mitigate the suffering of the less privileged next to u

MrRomantic1: A man inserted a steel spoon in2 hz P3nis when mästurbäting for more s3xuäl pleasure.

it's indeed a true fact, and like swagalord would say a riDICKulous fact. lol

Mickey7: means man wud fly someday

yeah, it's termed "levitation", and people like Francis of Onasis and Rasputin did do this.
However, if u try this and succeed whether via dreams or in reality you will be scheduled for deliverance. lol

Swagalord18: riDICKulous

hey, nice play on words bro.

Oghos1: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Dis is super hilarious.

WTF wah he thinking?

dunno . lol

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Killer whales attack sharks by torpedoing their
stomach, the softest part of their body. Doing this
causes the shark to explode.

did you know that when you eat too much, your hearing becomes less sharp for a brief period of time?

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

A man injected cocaine into his joystick to enhance 's'3xual performance. He then had to have his leg & 9 fingers amputated. His joystick fell off.

If you are in total darkness for more than three
days, it is possible to go blind and never regain
sight.

In the U.S., over one million gallons of cosmetics,
drinks, and lotions are sold that contain aloe in
them per year

Mickey Mouse's Trademark White Gloves Have Racist Origins!

If You're A Heavy Drinker, You Should Exercise To Protect Your Brain!

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Psychology says, no matter how angry you get, you always end up forgiving the people you love.

When people are electrocuted and thrown far
distances, it is a result of sudden and violent
muscle contraction and not the result of the shock.
This has raised questions as to the actual strength and capabilities of the muscles in the human body.