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The average person expels flatulence 14 times
each day

Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin, who combined murdered over 40 million people were both nominated for Nobel Peace Prizes

Bob Marley was buried with his red gibson guitar, a bible opened to psalm 23 and a bud of marijuana.

Jackie Chan once picked a fight with Bruce Lee and lost.

Muhammad Ali gave his first Olympics medal to his old high school teacher who had previously said ' you aint never gonna be nuthin'

Oghos1: ah swear. Too bad many people don't understand how to REALLY use google.

too bad indeed.

Some Important Portals & their Founders:-
1. Google— Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook— Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo— David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter— Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet— Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkdin— Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue& Koonstantin
Guericke
7. Email— Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk— Richard Wah kan
9. WhatsApp— Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail— Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut— Buyukkokten
12. Nairaland — Oluwaseun Osewa
13. You tube— Steve Chen, Chad Hurley &
JawedKarim
14. Rediffmail— Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz— Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace— Chris Dewolfe & Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo— Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX— Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype— Niklas Zennstrom,JanusFriis & Reid
Hoffman
20. Opera— Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir
lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox— Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger— Evan Willam Belli.
23. Wikipedia— Jimmy Wales

Oghos1: hmmn

fact o my broda.
the best things in life are Google, YouTube and beautiful ladies ... lol
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u can actually learn in 5 months via Google and YouTube all u're gonna learn in ur 5 years of university. #fact

Oghos1: talkin abt relocation
Scientists sincerely blive dat der is a habitable planet some where in d universe. If u come 2 think of it. Der r sooo many stars(suns). Billions n billions ov dem n more planets orbiting each of dem.

Humans may nt be alone.

I luv the moon
when I was a teenager Jupiter had 9 moons. now they have discovered it actually has 12!
God bless the moons and God bless me o.
Jupiter here I come o ... lol

Oghos1: .

Lol. Fear not. Frantic efforts are being made 2 prevent d escalation ov errtin der. IT IS WELL

okay o

Do u watch that tv series 'Aurora'
Well, there are already more than 250 people cyropreserved (frozen) in the hope that one day the technology will be invented to revive them and extend their lives.

Did you know that nanobots that wipe out disease and repair organs inside the body could make humans immortal by 2040?

Oghos1: Erm for anybody datz bored u can search for documetaries abt dark matter n energy on turbidy.com
If ua science inclined I n u find tinz abt space, galaxies n d universe interesting in short ant tin extra terrestrial. I assure u dat ur mind will be blow!!!

Dark matter n energy.

D videos in d site are in 3gp format n easy 2 search n download. Dae r nt large.

Again ur mind will be BLOWN!!

wow!
apart from the exact moment Jesus will return, scientists are unable to fathom the extent and size of outer space!!!

Oghos1: Rex dat will still take millions of years. Besides der are more dangerous things we shuld be concerned abt. Certainly nt our own star exploding.

Forests are dwindling- wit dire effects.

Animals are endangered - balance will be affected n wit time it will get 2 us if dae go extinct.

Ozone layer is depleting.

Derz global warming. Co2 n odas are still being emitted in dangerously large amounts. Ice caps are melting. Tides are rising. Hence d new spat of flooding. Even in nigeria.

Aquatic life is in serious danger. N den d possibility ov a nuclear war

N soo many odas. If dese tinz are nt properly checked minus nuclear war d world may be ending in less dan 2 centuries. N b4 den d suffa go tey for lyk a century n a half.

Summary. Der r more important threats 2 life dan d sun exploding.

+ nobody knows when Jesus will even come.

o boy all these details wey u list so don make fear dey catch me again o.
sotey sleep don clear for my eyes.
u want make I use red eyes take chop sallah ram ni ... lol

Oghos1: I get ur point. But I refuse 2 blive dat rats can go longer dan carmels without water cuz re absorbtion of water is NOT affected by d lenght of henle's loop alone(datz if itz dat much of a significant factor) we can't forget d role of ADH. I think itz d carmel's ADH mechanism or sumoda tin (I dunno) dat will tip it in d carmel's favour.

I'll be happy 2 be proved wrong o. We learn errday

please let's take note that the rats in question here are the "kangaroo rats" and not the usual or ordinary rats o. there's a huge difference cos the ordinary rats will not survive even 1 day under the scorching sun of the desert.
whereas no animal not even the camel comes close to the kangaroo rats in matters of desert survival.
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arguments and debates are healthy when they lead to more knowledge and greater enlightenment.

tinahrex: Cum 2 fink ov it...i read bak in sec.skul in Chem dah d sun iz alredi in its middle age(at d moment a bright yellow colour)...at early age 'twaz a totally red star....afta d middle-age yellow color,it will eventually grow in2 one last phase which will b veri bright at which intense heat wont make d earth a condusive place 4 life n finally it shrinks to a dwarf star...#beginin of d end...

soon we will all be thinking of travelling to the moon to escape the sun's fury.
but the last time I checked a spacesuit was $1, 000, 000.00!!!

Oghos1: so true. Mk I do tafia xplain dis small.
So FEAR NOT!!

is helium not that very light gas that changes one's voice?
thanks for the explanation, now we know better.

FEAR NOT!! ... walahi I was scared until i read it to the end.

Romanticboy1: 3ex during pregnancy tends 2 produce healthier babies

yes o, all good doctors will recommend that every caring husband must water the seed especially at the 3rd trimester of pregnancy till birth.

Romanticboy1: Few months afta child'z birth,A woman kpekus tightens again and can be ready 4. . .

few months!!!
I don't think men from my village can stay celibate for that long o.
I think I read somewhere that it is 3 weeks o ... lol

tinahrex: Grizzly bears have a bite-force of over 8,000,000 pascals which is enough to crush a bowling ball

wow!
crocodiles and hyenas have very strong jaws too.

tinahrex: Having hiccups??..Hold your breath and swalow 3 times.

I like this, I'm gonna try this next time.

tinahrex: Humans can grow horns

holy ghost ..... fire!!!
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that is scary fact.
an asian woman has 2 horns on her forehead, she looks like a modern day minotaur

tinahrex: Scientists have made a prototype 'Invisibility Cloak' in a laboratory

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cool!
they've also tried out teleporting on guinea pigs across 2 continents

SugaryBelle: kudos to you, keep it up.

Pls give examples of how tattoo is misspelt.

hmmmm ... that's a tall order. let's leave that for another day, cos if I attempt that I could end up writing spanish and my spanish is very rusty. lol

Siena: There are still guys out there that are pretty contented with their lot.

I for one really love my wife, would change nothing about her, and would never dream of looking elsewhere for what my wife can readily give me. Only death will part us, and by God's grace, that's a long way off.

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respect!

I drank this wine at Chief Sweetus Yuzedo's palace during the independence celebration at his banana iceland manshun.
it tastes like dom perignon vintage but the aftertaste is like honey mixed with blueberries.
hmmmmmmm

pDude: Hmmmmmm.

Nigeria is a dangerous place indeed. When people eat things like kpomo soaked in formaldehyde, why won't their bodies develop terminal illnesses.

When people add coloring to palm oil so it would be red, why won't people develop organ problems.

Nafdac is just a name on paper.

The recent rate at which kidney issues are arising is truly alarming. Get well soon o.


OJB Jezreel nko? Where hin dey sef?

well said, very well said.

Nairaland is one big heap of humanity without borders.
Whether we meet or not it doesn't matter. What matters is that we continue to stay optimistic and peaceable, because your words and posts might save, help or damage lives you might never meet in your lifetime.

The saddest and most fascinating thing about humans is how people simply choose to limit themselves and the possibilities because they refuse to acknowledge anything other than their own religious beliefs.
hmmmmmm

If u can't read the hidden pains of a hungry friend,
certainly u wont be able to make heaven ...

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life.