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Clear a stuffed nose or relieve sinus pressure by
pushing your tongue against the roof of your mouth then pressing a finger between your eyebrows. Repeat that for 20 seconds it causes the vomer bone to rock, which loosens your congestion and clears you up.

You can stop a toothache by rubbing ice on the back of your hand, on the webbed area between your thumb and index finger.
The nerve pathways there stimulate a part of the
brain that blocks pain signals from your mouth.

If you need to relieve yourself BADLY, but you're
not anywhere near a bathroom, fantasize about RELATIONS. That preoccupies your brain and distracts it.

DonColz1: Two donkeys were walking through jerusalem, and one of the donkey told the other donkey that he remembered when jesus was on his back, and people were praising him and putting their clothes on the floor while he was busy matching on their clothes and enjoying himself, but now nobody seems to remember him, then the other donkey said, my friend, without jesus on your side you are nothing...

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wonderful!
Jesus turned an @ss to an asset.

hmmmm ... Yuzedo, now I know why the chicken crossed the road. thank you.

ye see me see gobe!
my s4 just hang for d pix as I dey stare dey calculate million and 1 tins wey I fit do to this booty.
I press all the keys. nutin. I tap screen tire.nutin. buttons nko. nutin ... lol
... my samsung turn d pix 2 wallpaper 4 me by force o ... lol
hmmmmmm ... there's sumtin deliciously s3xy about short and bootilicious gals. me likey!

tinahrex: In the original version of Sleeping beauty,she was r.ap3d by the King and even gave birth to two children before wakin up

lol ... oh boy nah manga version be dis.

tinahrex: hmm....kul as well....abeg u get more lyk dis

Step on no pets
Live not on Evil
Was it a bar or a bat I saw

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"Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a
fatness. I diet on cod."
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go hang a salami im a lasagna hog
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sit on a potato pan Otis.
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race car
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"Madam I'm Adam"
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"Mr owl ate my metal worm"
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Was it a car or a cat I saw
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Murder for a jar of red rum"

tinahrex: Super Mario wears a hat because his creator,Shigeru Miyamoto couldnt draw hair

hahahaha

tinahrex: Hitler's mother considered abortion but the doctor persuaded her to keep the baby

wow!
when Hitler was 12 years old he was drowning and almost died but he was saved by a reverend father.

tinahrex: The sentence..'a nut for a jar of tuna'...is the same when read backwards.

cool fact!
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check this:
"Never odd or even" spelled backwards is still
"Never odd or even".

tinahrex: hmm...mayb 4 guyz buh pro'ly nt 4 girls

the girls benefit more. if your ear itches u and u stick ur lil finger into it and twist it. the sensation will be felt and enjoyed by your ear. lol ( just kidding o ).

my definition of s3x is :

S.ynergistic
E.nergy
X.change

both parties must be involved for it to be holistic and health-giving.

Every girl is a freak in bed, it just takes the right
person to bring it out.

Having s3x regularly can make you look and feel
younger.

75% of the time, people only rebound to their ex
because they miss the s3x.

Swagalord18: lol ....now u'v driven our guest

the hungrier i get the more my errors. anyway I will edit it now.

Sneezes, along with 0rg@sms, are the only physiological responses that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started ... lol
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volcano wan erupt, who fit stop am?

it has been keenly observed on Nairaland.com that shy people will quickly log off and view a thread anonymously or use another moniker when the thread becomes too electrifying or charged up ... lol
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no offence please just an observation and I stand to be corrected.

I make more mistakes when I'm hungry. but I've rectified it though. thanks

It’s possible to relieve depression through m@sturbat1on.

Evidence exists indicating that p3nis size may be linked to index finger length.

The longer a man’s ring finger is compared to his index finger, the more testosterone he has.

mickeyIso: tnk God o

lol

Around 30 percent of women have trouble reaching 0rg@sm.

Shaving your pub1c area increases your chances
of spreading an STI.

The average v@g1na is three to four inches long but can expand by 200 percent when s3xually aroused.
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wow! no wonder beautiful and wise ladies are very accommodating ... lol ( pun intended o )

one more for the ladies!
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Think twice before swallowing if you're on a diet.
There are five calories in a teaspoon of s3men.
it is proteinous and fattening ... lol

for the ladies again o!
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It's a good idea to keep your own c0ndoms since you don't know how long your partner's been holding on to his. C0ndoms kept in wallets for over a month are more likely to break.

Ghyft: It has bin discovered dat past lovers who remain friends is either still in love or neva loved each oda

very true indeed.
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It's official: This study shows that men and women cannot just be friends.