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this is for the ladies o!
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You can't say happiness without saying p3nis.
(You're welcome ... lol )

Swagalord18: king fatehi of tonga, de-flowered about 37,800 girls between 1770 and 1784

wow ... long live the king!!!
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37, 800, while some are dreaming of just 72 in heaven. oh boy what a record!

mickeyIso: 350,including U̶̲̥̅̊
n kunle

? ? ?

Twelve percent of adults have had s3x at work.
hmmmmm ... I've got a feeling the % is higher these days o

There have been documented cases of live sp3rm
discovered eight days after s3x!

After ovulation, a female's egg is fertile for 24 to
48 hours and a man's sp3rm can live 48 hours in
the female body. Do the maths and be careful.

Swagalord18: only 1 man in every 400, is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure (B.J), and out of that 400, 350 have tried

hahahahahahahahaha
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surprisingly a beeeejaaay is the number one s3xual act desired by straight men.

Swagalord18: Smoking can reduce the length of your penis by up to 2cm

I was lucky to discover that fact very early. I quit smoking cos of my natural endowment which is quite enviable ... lol

People who are into kinkier s3x may be psychologically healthier.

Some people experience the same feeling of
arousal when thinking about food as when having
s3x. (I might be one of them.) ... lol. I luv chocolates. hmmmmmm

The toothbrush was invented in China in 1498.

Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.

Bamboo (the world’s tallest grass) can grow up
to 90 cm in a day.

A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.

A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water.
If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you'll feel thirsty.
If it's reduced by 10%, you'll die!!!

Hot water is heavier than cold.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Swagalord18: there is a reward of $1,000,000 by a man named James Randi for anyone who can proove the existence of ghosts under proper surveilance

that means he doesn't believe in ghosts?

Chameleons can move their eyes in two directions
at the same time.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

A snail can sleep for 3 years!

Approximately 98% of software in China is pirated.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Depending on the variety, a c0ndom can hold up to 7 gallons of liquid!

The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head!

There are approximately fifty Bibles sold each minute across the world!

mickeyIso: hmmm u nd SP3RM

lol ... I see it almost everyday. it is a byproduct of s3xercising which I'm happy and proud to indulge in every nite and most mornings.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

There are over 30 different ingredients, if you will,
found in a man's s3m3n. They include vitamin B12, nitrogen, lactic acid, ascorbic acid, cholesterol and creatine.