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FakeJews: di igbo is correct

SpaceGoat: if you view this and dont comment you will die.

crackhouse: ......and what is there in the private part? Gold?. something that will definitely rotten one day and decay.

annawhite: My reaction??# devilish smile
I'll grab his groin

Inosenduatall: I don't mean to be a bad belle or anything but op I think you should give credit to the author of this work because I know the source of this story. Thank you and do the needful.

Coolval22

temigracie: ...must u quote me back??

temigracie: ....i think dat was last year...

akitijackson: It was d day of my friend's birthday. I offered to cook for her as a birthday gift. On the day of the birthday, I cooked d rice nd peppered meat nd took it to her. I never intended to stay long because I'm nt d party type. She insisted I stayed cos we'll all go to d studio then frm there d party will begin.
I agreed to stay, bt immediately afta snappin wif her, I'll leave. One thing led to anoda, I stayed d whole day. She invited some more frnds nd bought some more drinks. Honestly, I didn't knw when I began to drink without stopping. I became so drunk dat I cnt remember a thing dat happened aftawards.
The next morning, I found myself in my frnd's room. I was so messed up, my easywear was no where to be found, everything of me wasn't just in order. I asked my frnd wat happened to me nd she began to laugh. I said she shld calm down nd tell me everything dat has happened. She jst told me dat I misbehaved because of d alcohol. Bt everytin's ohkay. I went home feeling disappointed in myself because I've never had dis experience bfore.
As I went to buy some stuff in d shop close to my house, an elder called me. He said, frm d day he knew me he has never seen me in d state I was d previous night. I asked him wat happened? He said I shld be very careful of the frnds I follow, nd I shldnt put a stain upon my name, cos he knws I'm a very gud girl. I thnked him nd went home.
Now I dnt knw exactly wat happened, nd I wonder wat ppl will think of me. I dnt knw wat to do.

akitijackson: It was d day of my friend's birthday. I offered to cook for her as a birthday gift. On the day of the birthday, I cooked d rice nd peppered meat nd took it to her. I never intended to stay long because I'm nt d party type. She insisted I stayed cos we'll all go to d studio then frm there d party will begin.
I agreed to stay, bt immediately afta snappin wif her, I'll leave. One thing led to anoda, I stayed d whole day. She invited some more frnds nd bought some more drinks. Honestly, I didn't knw when I began to drink without stopping. I became so drunk dat I cnt remember a thing dat happened aftawards.
The next morning, I found myself in my frnd's room. I was so messed up, my easywear was no where to be found, everything of me wasn't just in order. I asked my frnd wat happened to me nd she began to laugh. I said she shld calm down nd tell me everything dat has happened. She jst told me dat I misbehaved because of d alcohol. Bt everytin's ohkay. I went home feeling disappointed in myself because I've never had dis experience bfore.
As I went to buy some stuff in d shop close to my house, an elder called me. He said, frm d day he knew me he has never seen me in d state I was d previous night. I asked him wat happened? He said I shld be very careful of the frnds I follow, nd I shldnt put a stain upon my name, cos he knws I'm a very gud girl. I thnked him nd went home.
Now I dnt knw exactly wat happened, nd I wonder wat ppl will think of me. I dnt knw wat to do.

temigracie: pls,wats condom....neva hrd of dat word b4

chisco82: So did you consider that before comenting? I believe that Op is talking about the some sensitive parts of women like"Br**st, A*s" and not the "Down below" cos no one could mistakenly go there.

lamex13: so weak

pasqal09: Because the other thread made fp doesn't mean this will

OmoAlata1: I usually stare back and smile flirtatiously if he is hot

Greenified: R.I.P English Language

maajin007: wen u dey busy follow baddest guy ever liveth;cool guys go come toast u; u go dey say cool guys are boring u want guy way get ginja after u done reach 30 u go dey look for same cool guys to marry;by DAT tym d cool guy don wise up; he will also use u and dump u.u will come become public property. com dey com complain for nairaland.u just start to dey face d dump ladies.By d tym we are tired we go forward wuna go Ghana.I had Ghana men sabi am wella wen u dey busy follow baddest guy ever liveth;cool guys go come toast u; u go dey say cool guys are boring u want guy way get ginja after u done reach 30 u go dey look for same cool guys to marry;by DAT tym d cool guy don wise up; he will also use u and dump u.u will come become public property. com dey com complain for nairaland.u just start to dey face d dump ladies.By d tym we are tired we go forward wuna go Ghana.I had Ghana men sabi am wella

maajin007: wen u dey busy follow baddest guy ever liveth;cool guys go come toast u; u go dey say cool guys are boring u want guy way get ginja after u done reach 30 u go dey look for same cool guys to marry;by DAT tym d cool guy don wise up; he will also use u and dump u.u will come become public property. com dey com complain for nairaland.u just start to dey face d dump ladies.By d tym we are tired we go forward wuna go Ghana.I had Ghana men sabi am wella wen u dey busy follow baddest guy ever liveth;cool guys go come toast u; u go dey say cool guys are boring u want guy way get ginja after u done reach 30 u go dey look for same cool guys to marry;by DAT tym d cool guy don wise up; he will also use u and dump u.u will come become public property. com dey com complain for nairaland.u just start to dey face d dump ladies.By d tym we are tired we go forward wuna go Ghana.I had Ghana men sabi am wella

jideomowunmi: Which kin mistake be dat one...as visible as d whole body is...his hand mistakenly went dat far...? ...kia...I no believe say na mistake...