₦airaland Forum

CandyOps:
So i never change oil for like 1 month now.

Major reason is because I moved from my house into a shared space.
because of that, I no longer follow up with my babes them.

before you know it, one month done pass. Going to two months now, Johnny never see Congo. Talk more of shining it.

So one thing i noticed is that i now have a lot of wet dreams especially after a period of 3 to 4 days in between each dream.

You know it takes an approx of 3 days after changing oil for a man's swimmer cells to come to another full maturity.
One thing i've noticed during abstinance is that your awareness to women increases.
The way you notice women increases as against when you are getting it steady.

You tend to stare for a few seconds longer than usual at women.
You tend to sexualize even the most mundane thing about women... like when she casually bends over
You sleep and your mind forces you to dream about women you already admire in your every day life.

It's crazy i hope i don't get to a point where if i sneeze i go sneeze out cum
Make next year reach first.
maybe i go use my slim Princess take change oil

iwaeda:
This is ten nut. Funny

kingbee90:

Mumu talk!
But you used Fela's lyrics, style, beats and persona to get fame, trend and to become the Burna Boy that you are today.

We cum conclude say "You sef go like Toto like Baba Fela. But we were wrong.

In Akpi's voice, A clear conscience fears no accusation, the way you're jumping 'Derrereng' gat me singing 'Banga'.

EmperorCaesar:


Wickedness is a fulltime resident in SE Nigeria

RIP strong man. You shouldnt have returned to your village

I know tens of your people who have sworn not to travel to the East till Jesus comes

TimeManager:
For goodness's sake, this guy should leave Nigeria out of his grouse with France. He cannot instigate hate between Nigeria and France.
He was even making heavy allegations against Abubakar, DG,NIA, what audacity!. He even claimed Ribadu is aware.
I completely disagree with this unconstitutional leader of Niger Republic. Nigerian Army have been dealing ruthlessly with all groups of terrorists in the last one year.
Those terrorists arrested in Niger Republic that gave him this information, have to be transferred to Nigeria and grilled by our DSS & DIA.
If his allegations are found to be false, President Tinubu must impose a very heavy sanction against Niger Republic.



He even accused Benin Republic as well. This was the same lie he said about Nigeria.


-Kiss the truth!

tasalanoni:
I'm hardly moved by these arrogant display of wealth and quest for relevance which Nigerians call philanthropy! It never contains anything genuine.
While I'm totally not against generosity, I feel that it should be conducted quietly, without demeaning the beneficiaries.
The food stampedes across many states recently happened because the "philanthropists" gather large crowds in their quest to display wealth, earn public admiration and exaggerate their importance.
The unfortunate thing is that their supposed acts of charity never get to their immediate personal circles. Their domestic and formal staff are underpaid, exploited and hardly have access to the basics of good, dignified life.

I'm not moved one bit!

Kam2021:
To whom head is given, sense is necessary. Is the governor for or against the policies of the president who is also from same party?

topsy23:
Not sure the man is checking this thread anymore. If you check his last seen on his profile you will notice that he visited Nairaland in January

MamaOghenero:
Illiterate criminal. Nigerian politics is all about vendetta, revenge, bitterness, greed and nepotism.

SeverusSnape:
Still on Amazon.

Dele really touched some people's nerve.

Kewtt:
Yes that's why his lawyer jaboed him today

JohnnA1:
Then let him tender his evidence.

Shikina! 🤷🏽‍♂️

Sccarrr:
goan represent him fr court .. useless Hoe ko ro

JohnnA1:
He brought it upon himself.

That is what CHO, CHO, CHO 🗣️🗣️🗣️ without EVIDENCE will do to you.

DrTee1:
The challenge here is that I sincerely do hope that Mr Farotimi has hard evidence for his claims.

If he doesn't have inalienable HARD EVIDENCE which can be presented in COURT, he may be really embarrassed with that way this goes.

I hope he does have evidence.

I have problems with a few wrong remarks that I have heard Mr Farotimi make on TV in the past, but I am always in sympathetic to the iconoclastic underdog in social engineering, and I wish Nigeria the very best as we go ahead.

Elidrisy20:
Common davido follow you, you come dey cry, if wizkid follow you, you go kee yourself bi dat

Faber:
How this news take concern us... abi u see us for the send off party....

Send this trash news to those who attended the send off party

Alakoriomo:
Look into the mirror first. Your government isn’t the one carrying drugs, doing illegal things, spreading misinformation, lying, forging, cheating the system, gaining advantage. Let’s stop being hypocritical

Episode22:
Hello Nairalanders, I'm not here to brag, I just need advice before I get lost.

I have two relatives living abroad (UK), both are from my mothers side, same father and same mother...

Just few days ago, I was called and told that they are making plans to send me to the UK early next year to go and stay with my uncle and find something doing there... they already communicated with my uncle abroad, and they just wanted to surprise me.

I'm 29 years old now, I graduated from school last two years as a petroleum engineering. Though, I'm not doing any work for now. My girlfriend is pregnant for me, and I have not disclosed it to anybody yet.

But the truth is that my mind doesn't want to go, I'm not ready and I have told them. They have already started telling me this is a one time opportunity, and that if I miss it, I won't see it again, but I have made up my mind that I don't want to go.

I just can't leave my friends here, I just don't know but I can't..

I need advice,

Why should I go, when my self and my mind is not ready...

yarimo:
Mteeeew GEJ speaking as if he his somebody in Nigeria politics of today the first and last incumbent president to be defeated in history of Nigeria

kuntash:
Another thread with the sole purpose of discouraging the propagation of Gods word or message.

You use the false teachers or insincere priests as justification, whereas you don't proffer any alternative how to propagate the message.
Go and find out how difficult it is to spread Gods word these days especially over the internet, satellite, TV , radio etc.
You condemn tithes and offerings and expect the structure of the house of God to be maintained and fixed by who or what ? Govt or by cowries ?


DO YOU KNOW WHAT SOLOMON DID BEFORE GOD BLESSED HIM? LETS TRY NOT TO BE AN AGENT AGAINST THE SPREAD OF THE WORD OF GOD

Solomon did far more than tithing, and he also suffered the consequences of drifting away from God's ways despite the promise of God in blessings for his life ...


The wiles of the enemy is quite tough and potent these days , Let Christians be well guided especially when you are quite fresh in the race or considering accepting Christ .


May God's grace be sufficient!

Racoon:
Loans, neck- constricting taxation and borrowings are not the solution to the economic challenges of a nation. The impulsive urge to "widen the tax next, reduce their purchasing power and slow( ruin ) the economy" according to the dunceheads in government today have dragged this nation into the abyss. Being itchy under the influence of heroin is not political sagacity.

Flangelo12:
Nothing wrong with it.

With this, competition would drive it down.