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tokiniofficial: OMG!!!! Like seriously
I'm the FTC hehehehehehehe
Wait I'm blushing..........
Ok here's my speech

I thank God almighty for the wisdom and insight to see dis thread as a FRONT PAGE thread

I also thank the OP for writing or pasting this topic

To my special friends on NL Amefrica, Slimdel, missbon, onihaxy chizzy01 etc una too much

And to everyone hoping to be FTC someday ; hold on ur turn dey come

To all my First To Comment (FTC) predecessors I hope u guys give me a standing ovation as I take my bow

God bless Nigeria
God bless d OP
God bless NL

you are thanking God for what you just post and being on front page?
may God have mercy on you..you will explain all this to him on the judgement day..
angel: yes how did you get out of the friendszone?
op: is just exactly as I posted on nairaland
angel: can you teach us step by step?
op: dey bite lip.
I sorry for you..

lynpetra: You will seriously hate this zone if you are in love
It's te worst I tell you,although for the weak hearts.When a guy/ gurl who loves you know its about thes.exx.and the fact he is always available,it hurts like hell.For example,she have a serious man out of town,she got this introvert who is inlove,she spents time with him cos he is available to do her little biddings,"honey please when coming,can you stop by and get me so so so and so,don't worry about the dough,I will pay back(some might feel bad cos this),"Hon,please I am Hot o,please come over,bring condom and a bottleof wine","sweery,I dey salon,please I need your help,I left my keys under the rug,please help take my laundry to that drycleaner near the house"Then one day,"Baby please no calls,my bf is around,let me do the calling ok.

you gat experience..m precisely sure you are the one

Leetunechi: I just keeep moving from one friendzone to another..now my close pals calls me zonal director

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha
see laugher

barcanista: Most girls will give you hope... But in reality, there's no hope.

And why are you letting me know you're single with that smiley?

Because that guy is getting married, you need som1 to feel the void

i'm very single

you funny wella..
I am very very very single

barcanista: That one na wetin vex me pass. When I was 17 and friendzoned, this girl that I was "Hoping for" had her birthday party. I "donated" my 2 weeks Allowance to her party and even helped out in buying stuffs and things. I invited my padis to grace the day with hope that she will dance with me. men, after all my kindness, suffer and patience, this girl brought this dude to introduce to me ..."barcanista, meet Alex my Boyfriend. We met not long ago and I have told him a lot about you"....To the guy she said..."Alex meet my BEST FRIEND barcanista. He's very nice and caring". I no fit smile or cry, I begin de think of my life. As if that was not enough, She told everyone that she wanted to show them the person that has showed her love and that is important in her life. My Padis them don de think say na me, but ... Na Alex she call. Kissed him and they danced together. Me wey don endure no get shi-shi. Not even a hug . I decided that I can't take it anymore...

mehn I for slap this gurl...I de craze..my own even worst pass you..dey do French kiss for my presence,go buy RR for m..ma head boil with anger..still now I neva forget dat incident

i de VEX

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goaaaaaaaaal
holland vs argentina (4-0)
extra time.

akpos wake up..

Huge target for bombing by the islamist,
to talk of the glass roof,if that one fall..then.........

Evestar200: the sch is different 4rm many nigeria higher institution, companies always assure their I.T Students employment after their HND, some companies employ them with OND result.

i wonder if you were or you are a PTI student.
if not kindly pm mi.

Evestar200: Petroleum Training Institute in Effurun Delta state.

proud to be a PTI student.
men that school na dead

who get time for their boring channels

Oahray: Smh at the comments here. Nigerians are too superstitious. Snakes can climb tall trees (some even glide from tree to tree), and some are wondering how they climb electric poles?

God save this our generation from ignorance and superstition.

even so,how come about 4 or 3 snakes curled up there together?
where they having meeting like In the animal kingdom?

ivyy: Snakes sometimes engage in a sex or*gy. There are situations where many males can be found trying to have sex with just one female. They usually remain curled up into eachother on the same positition for a lot of minutes if not hours.

That could be the case here

you be ashawo?
no offence plz