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prinsam30:
that guy is just a definition of a disaster

Martial go pick form at the end of the season sha.
We go need e goals then

prinsam30:
LVG na correct devil, the man just kill the guy career finish

Nope van gaal been dey use am wella. The boy no go himself aswear.
His game and Dan james na same

prinsam30:
this januzaj sef don old pass Beckham

Lol our new CR7 that year

prinsam30:
seriously and we are ripping the dividend now

Thank God we don't depend on him for goals,if not na with Newcastle we for dey exchange position

prinsam30:
Ole should just make baily the main striker abeg, this martial can't mark, can't position can't do anything

since martial top goals for united last season I know say e go useless this season

N2B2:
I thought they had overturned it. My bad - I've corrected it.



Watching on Twitter.

Una dey try the day I try watch am for twitter na that day I no see mtn and sucking of data na twins

N2B2:
Lucky! Penalty decision for Sociedad overturned!

Abeg which DStv channel dey show this game

Icezikagu:
Yes oo Nwannem... Come join me in the Round table Boss

lol weya na

Icezikagu:
Calm down, this game never finish.

congratulations

Icezikagu:
porthouse7 ANY OTHER WORD BETTER THAN DIE

Shey I tell you

Icezikagu:
Gunners, 4 more goals joor, my belle dey sweet my heart die. Kyase u have to watch this match with me oooo, NA WE GET THIS NIGHT

Wait full time before you start talk or score 4

lalasticlala:
Hi Nairalanders,

Please, have you been experiencing slowness or inability to access Nairaland recently?

If so, at what time did you experience such and what network and browser were you using when it was slow?

How is it now? Has the slowness stopped?

8pm to 11pm, mtn, chrome

lastboyem:
he don beg tire now,
with the kind of money in my family now, no one remembers anything called bet not to talk of odd.

feeling sad for him

Greenback:
I wonder how that anthem will sound...maybe something like,"arise oh afonjaaa,ewedu call, coneheads obey...."

Baaaaahahahahahahhaahaaaaa!!!!

aswear to god, you no go make heaven..... wtf, i don laugh sotey dogs dey bark anyhow

lastboyem:
dont worry, i will gain nothing if you believe or do not believe. my senior brother was also told to tread softly so that his attitude will not be his undoing, he said no, but as at today he is softer than a slice bread. all i narrated up there is my life story, in which i can take you to my family to verify. my mother and brothers are all alive. if you can drop your number for me, once i come into nigeria, i will take you to my family... i will pay your transportation fee and hotel bills.

seriously i believe you, just that dey way you put the story and the bet thing funny.......

will message you now

lastboyem:
lol....not a billionaire yet oooh,, but life is exceptionally sweet, but my senior brother B is almost becoming a billionaire, the worst thing now that pains me most, is that people are now taking senior brother B as the first son of the family, we have prayed tire atleast for a change in our eldest brother life.

of course since elder brother A no wan get sense beg pop man........

abeg in case una get another odd, i go need am badly, man pikin dey broke

lastboyem:
I COME FROM A FAMILY OF FIVE BOYS, FATHER AND MOTHER, I AM THE LAST CHILD OF THE FAMILY, I HAVE FOUR ELDER BROTHERS WHICH I WILL NAME A, B, C, D, FOR THE SAKE OF THIS STORY I WANT TO SHARE, SOMETIME AROUND YEAR 2008, MY FATHER SAID HE WANTS TO MARRY ANOTHER WOMAN, EVERY ONE IN THE FAMILY REFUSED, BUT MY ELDEST BROTHER ,A , TOOK IT TOO PERSONAL, HE INSULTED MY FATHER, CALLED HIM NAMES, BROTHER A IS A KIND OF IMPATIENT, RUDE AND BULLY TYPE KIND OF A PERSON, SO AFTER THE RANCOUR BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND FATHER, THE BOTH OF THEM ALWAYS HAD MIS UNDERSTANDING, SENIOR BROTHER A LIKES PICKING ON MY FATHER FOR EVERY LITTLE THING HE DOES, INSULTS HIM, TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD DIE SO HE WILL BURY HIM, MY FATHER COMPLAINED THAT STATEMENT TO EVERY ONE OF HIS, THAT THE STATEMENT DO HURT HIM, BUT SENIOR BROTHER A NEVER STOPPED, HE CONTINUED TO HURT OUR FATHER WITH THE WORDS, NOW AROUND YEAR 2013, WE WOKE UP ONE MORNING TO DISCOVER OUR FATHER DIED, HE COMMITED SUCIDE IN HIS ROOM, EVERY ONE WAS DEVASTED, IN MY VILLAGE, WHERE I COME FROM, THEY DO NOT BURY DEAD PEOPLE, EVEN ON THE DAY, WE BURIED HIM, NO FAMILY MEMBER CAME, EVERYONE WAS CRYING EXCEPT FOR SENIOR BROTHER A, FROM THAT DAY OF BURIAL, SENIOR BROTHER STARTED HAVING PROBLEMS IN HIS LIFE, HE WAS SACKED FROM WORK, HIS WIFE LEFT WITH THE KIDS, EVERY THING HE TRIED OR DID WAS ALWAYS FAILURES, SO HE WENT TO STAY IN THE VILLAGE WITH OUR MOTHER, WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GOING THROUGH LIFE PHASES, OUR MOTHER WAS ALWAYS GOING FROM CHURCH TO CHURCH PRAYING FOR HIM, UNTIL AROUND SEPTEMBER 2014, A FEMALE PREACHER TOLD HIM, TO GO AND BEG HIS FATHER'S SPIRIT, BECAUSE HIS FATHER BECAUSE OF HIS WORDS AND COMMITED SUCIDE, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO SPEND A DIME BURYING HIM, WHICH SENIOR BROTHER REBUFFED, ONLY WENT TO HIS GRAVE TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE OUR MOTHER DID NOT ALLOW HIM REST, THAT SAME SEPTEMBER SENIOR BROTHER C WOKE UP ONE DAY AND SAID OUR FATHER CAME TO HIS DREAM AND ASKED HIM TO PLAY A BET GAME WITH 1000 NAIRA, SENIOR BROTHER C SENT THE GAME CODE TO US ALL TO PLAY WITH A 1000 NAIRA, ALL OF US DID AS HE SAID, EXCEPT FOR SENIOR BROTHER A WHO CHANGED THE CODE, EVERYONE OF US WON THE SUM OF 25MILLION NAIRA FROM OUR RESPECTIVE LOCATIONS, THE MOST AMAZING THING WAS THAT SENIOR BROTHER B WHO DOESNT BELIEVE IN BETS PLAYED HIS TICKET TWICE MAKING 50MILLION FOR HIM, FROM THAT 2014, WE DID THE WHOLE NECESSARY THINGS GOT OUR MONIES, LIFE BECAME BEAUTIFUL, EVERYONE OF US EXCEPT OUR ELDEST BROTHER A WAS NOW LIVING THE GOOD LIFE, NOW THE WORST THING IS THAT FROM 2015 TILL THIS DAY, OUR ELDEST BROTHER A HAS BEEN GIVING MONIES RANGING FROM 5MILLION AND ABOVE UP TO 3 TIMES, NOTHING COMES OUT IT, ANY BUSINESS WE STARTS FOR HIM, IT ALWAYS FAIL, EVERYTHING IS JUST ON A STANDSTILL FOR HIM TILL TODAY EXCEPT THAT HE EATS WELL AND DRESSES WELL. HE IS NOW TIRED OF THE WHOLE SITUATION, EVERYWHERE HE GOES TO, HE IS TOLD TO GO AND APOLOGIZE TO HIS FATHER'S SPIRIT BEFORE HE CAN HAVE PEACE OF MIND, UP TILL THIS MOMENT, STILL NO PEACE..

abeg i no wan laugh
your popman na bet naija spirit
abeg i need odd ooo, you know you go arrange meeting for us

lastboyem:
i just opened this nairaland account to share my family story about the dead, please give me some minutes to type cos its long. This is no HEARSAY... WAIT FOR IT. i purposely do not want to use my normal account to share this story because of families and friends that knows me here on nairaland.

when you type finish make i know

klashe:
Lol, you believe him because "he said".. were you there when he was sleeping, partying beside corpses?

Was I there when those other ones were seeing the ghosts?
Na the one wey dey more reasonable I go believe

Gbest90:
Oh. Now I get.

Such ill luck. But don't worry sha, cos every thing happens for a reason. Something big is probably about to come your way.

yeah, even me undersrtand they guy, and no be everybody go understand with am.....

amen ooo, my hands are open

Gbest90:
We will get there someday sha.


I was actually asking of your stolen phone. Doesn't the phone repairer have a store? Cos I was wondering how someone can just leave his work and run to the village, cos of one phone.

he does ooo, but there was demolition carried out by el rufia, his shop was affected, so i heard he left that morning(demolition took place at night)

Gbest90:
Lolz. You na boss na. You are just not the show off type.

see oooo , no wine my abeg, I no be anything for now oooooo

i still insist, if you wan open store for me, im ever ready

Ghostrye:
like, I've slept beside dead bodies, eaten beside them, even had a mini party back then, shit didn't happen

see the people i go believe here

Gbest90:
Eyah. The guy no get store?

you wan open one for me ne?
i will be grateful

VickyRotex:
Before! Thats how we roll!!!

And this is just the beginning you don hear latest transfer news na

Halland no go come Chelsea unless una ready to spend close to 200 million on his head

Pacesetter123:
I experienced it too

hmmm serious ooo

Theboss100:

I hear say Salah go injury