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<b>Jude’s side of the story continues
#I walked out of Tracy’s room to meet Kelvin who was patiently waiting for me. He smiled at me while I looked down with a frown.
‘’listen Jude. You have to quit behaving like a baby and act like a man. If there is anything you wish to say to me, better say it now’’ he demanded with a strong voice. I looked up at him, breathing heavily.
‘’what are my father’s documents doing in your room?. You said you knew nothing about his death but it doesn’t look so’’ I poured out bravely. He drew closer and touched my left shoulder.
‘’listen Jude, supposing I killed your dad, I wouldn’t need you for anything and you wouldn’t be alive today to question my integrity. You just need to think deeply. Why would I give you my house keys if I’m actually guilty like you think? Boy I’m just trying to help you get to the root of your father’s death. If he was actually killed, then you have to know that the murderer is still free out there and you can’t find the person without my help. Inside the suitcase, there is a signed cheque in there. That’s the lead I’m currently following. You have to give me back the suitcase’’ he explained and demanded seriously. I shook my head and staggered back.
Yes his words were totally convincing, his motive seemed genuine but I still had my reservations. I wasn’t willing to give him back the suitcase so easily. I had to study the contents of the suitcase first and I was yet to do it thoroughly.
‘’I will give it back to you but not now’’ I breathed. He shrugged with resignation.
‘’suit yourself. But how about the deals we stopped halfway the other time?. The money is supposed to come in by Monday and we still have a lot to do. You have to come over to my place for us to get done with it or are you no longer interested?’’ he asked curiously while I nodded.
‘’yes, let’s go to my room. I will freshen up and we will go to your house together’’ I answered, leaving him with a sigh of relief.
‘’a friend of mine is among sponsors of a beauty pageant going down this coming Sunday in Abuja. He gave me two VIP tickets and I know you will love to go with me’’ he offered as we walked to my room, leaving an innocent smile over my face.
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I spent the next three days in Kelvin’s house where we worked tirelessly to close a fraud deal worth 15million naira. Yes it wasn’t an easy deal, and the cost of even pulling it was close to 5million naira, not to talk of the percentage his partners were to take out of the deal.
By Saturday evening we flew to Abuja where we were hosted by one of Kelvin’s rich friends.
‘’Edu is now a big time car dealer. You can’t believe two years ago, he had nothing but two shirts and a trouser but now look at him. He has up to twenty graduates in his payroll’’ Kelvin whispered to me with a proud smile.
Yes I was totally impressed by everything he was opening my eyes to.
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Sunday evening, we found ourselves inside an exquisite hotel in the heart of the capital city. The whole environment looked like an entirely different world. I just felt so small in the midst of celebrities, business moguls, fashion designers, TV presenters and politicians. The whole place was just amazing. The show was yet to start when we arrived.
‘’you have to act like you belong here. You have your American upbringing with you. This is the place to showcase it well’’ Kelvin whispered to me with a smile of accomplishment.
For no reason he chose a table already occupied by a very beautiful light skinned lady, who sat alone, with her eyes glued to her phone. However as we approached the table, she raised her eyes to meet my stare and the moment our eyes met, it was as if the world suddenly stopped revolving. She looked so gracious, so charming and so beautiful. She looked quite older than me but it never stopped me from getting greatly attracted to her that instant.
The lady on her own part left her eyes on me longer than necessary, as if she recognized me from somewhere.
Deep down I knew my story was about to change, but what I didn’t know was if it was changing for good or for bad.
To be continued
Kemzy
Updated by Daniel Kybee

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ShaDes OF LuSt
|Episode 7|
Jude’s side of the story continues
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I returned to my hostel to cry out my heart. I couldn’t believe all I just discovered were real. Kelvin was the only family I had left and discovering his deceit really left a great hollow in my heart. I was beginning to grow fond of him. I was beginning to feel at peace with him only to discover that he wasn’t clean after all. I felt all alone. I felt empty. I felt so sad. My heart yearned for vengeance but I was too scared and weak to confront him like a man.
‘’dear lord, you are all I got now’’ I prayed earnestly.
Tracy walked into my room an hour later with a frown on her face. It was very obvious she wasn’t pleased with the way I left school earlier in the day and the last thing I wanted that afternoon was a scolding from her. I quickly closed my eyes to avoid her gaze. She sat beside me on the bed, hesitated for some seconds before shaking me violently.
‘’so you left school just to come here and sleep?. That’s a very silly attitude. I’m far from happy with you’’ she breathed fiercely. I opened my eyes, stared at her for a while before sitting up.
‘’I went to my cousin’s house to relax , only to find my dad’s documents on his bed’’ I slowly said to her, pointing to the suitcase which was under my reading table. She gasped with surprise, reached forward and grabbed the suitcase.
‘’I couldn’t believe it. I felt he killed my dad for the contents of that suitcase and then tried to befriend me for a reason best known only to him. The painful thing is that I can’t do anything to him. I can’t report him to the police because I lack strong evidence. But I still believe he will come here with a story to convince me on letting go of the suitcase.’’ I slowly opened up to her.
‘’this is serious. I can’t believe this’’ she breathed.
‘’take the bag to your room. Hide it for me. I will figure out something soon’’ I breathed. She nodded, stood up and disappeared to her room with the suitcase. I fell back on my bed with tears in my eyes.

ShaDes OF LuSt
|Episode 7|continuation
Kelvin’s side of the story continues
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‘’I know you won’t tell me what the scene I just witnessed was all about?’’ Cynthia asked, sitting on my laps. I shook my head and closed my eyes. My head just was filled up. I wasn’t myself after the incredible scene with Jude.
‘’sometimes you treat me as if I’m nothing but a call girl to you. I can tolerate anything but not being ignored. Very well, I’m leaving and don’t ever come looking for me again’’ she threatened, jumped off my body , grabbed her bag and headed to the door.
‘’I’m sorry my love. Don’t go away please’’ I forced myself to apologize, standing to meet her. She stopped, stared at me and smiled.
‘’the boy found his late father’s documents in my room and just over-reacted’ I explained. She nodded.
‘’I was investigating the man’s death and had to take some of his things without the boy’s knowledge which he found in my room. I guess he’s mind is running wild right now’’ I explained, while she came forward and threw her hands around my neck.
‘’you have to let him cool down first before explaining to him. By tomorrow, you can find a way to talk to him’’ she advised and kissed me. I licked my lips and unbuttoned her shirt.
‘’how about we play the match right here, right now. No holds barred’’ I suggested with a short laugh, taking off my shirt. She laughed and rolled her eyes.
‘’naughty boy, you want no holds by this time of the day?. I have my business to run jare. Let’s just do a quickie and that’s it’’ she muttered, taking off the rest of her clothes while I positioned myself for a quick d----e quickie.
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Jude’s side of the story continues
By 9pm, Tracy and I were all alone in her room. We lay beside each other like happy lovers and it just looked as if we just had a great s-x even though we never kissed for once.
‘’you know you are the only person I now have. The only person I trust. I used to have my suspicions about Kelvin but I had to push everything aside and hope for the best. I really feel bad’’ I muttered with all my heart while she smiled and embraced me with great care, warming my heart with such wonderful gesture. I felt like making love to her there and then. I felt like caressing her hair and licking her dry but something stronger than passion held me back. Perhaps it was respect, perhaps it was the fear of hurting her. I simply swallowed the sexual hunger in me and closed my eyes.
‘’you just have to forget about Kelvin and sleep. We have lectures tomorrow’’ she added softly.
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Early the next morning, Tracy woke me up to inform me that a man was waiting for me outside her room.
‘’he said his name is Kelvin. I guess someone directed him to my room when he checked yours’’ she explained softly, leaving me indecisive on whether to ignore him or confront him.
‘’I think the best thing is to hear what he has to say. You can still leave the suitcase with me’’ she suggested like a caring wife and I had no choice than to follow her suggestion, even though deep down I had a little strange fear in me.
‘’I hope involving Tracy in my mess won’t harm her in future’’ I said to myself as I went out to confront Kelvin over again.
To be continued
#kemzy

ShaDes OF LuSt
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Jude’s side of the story continues

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After grabbing a small knife at the kitchen, I slowly calmed down to weigh the consequences of my decision. Yes I was determined to stab Kelvin. I was determined to kill him like he did to my dad but after killing him what next?, I asked myself over and over.
Of course I knew killing him won’t be any easy and covering the crime equally won’t be an easy thing. Then living with such deed in my conscience equally could kill me. I wasn’t a killer. It wasn’t in my blood. But I just couldn’t let him get away so easily. I so was totally convinced that he killed my dad for money. The suitcase and documents in his room were enough evidence to seal my mind.
I slowly went back to the bedroom, packed up the documents and headed to the sitting with the suitcase in my left hand. I really was confused. I just was in a hopeless state.
Luckily, I didn’t wait long before Kelvin walked into his apartment with a well built lady. His reaction on seeing me with the suitcase was so revealing. He simply froze with great surprise as his eyes fell on the suitcase. He couldn’t say a word. Of course what was there to say?. He wasn’t expecting to see me and so had nothing prepared to tell me.
It was my chance to strike him dead with the knife. It was the opportunity I needed to avenge my father’s death but as the opportunity stared at me on the face, I realized that it wasn’t easy to take a man’s life. My hand trembled but I held onto the knife strongly with my right hand while the suitcase rested strongly in my left hand.
The lady with him stared at me suspiciously, too stunned or perhaps confused to say a word.
I hissed, threw down the knife and walked out of the apartment without saying a word to anyone.
‘’Jude, please wait. I have to explain’’ I heard Kelvin beg as he ran after me but I wasn’t ready to listen to him. I wasn’t ready to listen to his explanation. I couldn’t bear listening to his reason on why he killed my father.

ShaDes OF LuSt
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Kelvin’s side of the story
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I really wasn’t pleased going to the police station to bail out Cynthia but it was something I had to do in order to continue enjoying the numerous benefits I had with her. Cynthia was a seamstress and a big time trouble maker. A no nonsense lady who was scared of no one, but then she equally was as strong as a tiger on bed which made her very precious to me. Anytime we had s-x, it was nothing but a competition on who would get tired first. She really was very valuable to me and her sexual prowess made me blinded to her faults even though sometimes I was forced to meddle in to her business just like I was being forced to come bail her out from police custody.
On getting to the police station, I learnt she was involved in a fight with a neighbor who threw dirty water in front of her shop. It really was a little issue which dragged into a fight, forcing a police team passing by to cash in on the opportunity to make some money by detaining the two women.
I ended up spending five thousand naira I never planned spending.
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‘’I’m so sorry dear. I’m sorry for making you spend your hard earned money this afternoon. It’s just that the silly girl refused listening to my pleas to stop throwing dirty water in front of my shop. Imagine after washing her plates and cleaning up her restaurant every morning she would throw the water in front of my shop because she comes very early in the morning when no one will see her. I just couldn’t take it anymore and had to slap her’’ Cynthia apologized and explained as we left the police station but my mind wasn’t on her explanation. All I wanted was to go home and get done with the documents I was in the process of checking out before I was invited to the police station.
‘’I know you are very angry with me?. I’m very sorry. How about we go to your house and see who has the strongest appetite for s-x today?’’ she pushed on, arousing me with her words as her left hand slowly reached for my trouser zip, putting a smile over my face.
‘’hmmmmm, let’s get home first’’ I breathed and softly pushed off her hand from my trouser.
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The joy on my face however disappeared the moment I walked into my apartment to see Jude holding the suitcase with one hand and a kitchen knife with another hand. I simply was at lost on what to say or do. I wasn’t expecting him; I wasn’t prepared in any way.
I knew I was wrong to go through his father’s things without first consulting him. I knew he had every reason to feel bad and suspicious but then all I did was done out of good faith, moreover he was too young to understand. I tried to talk but just couldn’t.
Luckily, he threw down the knife and ran out of the apartment with the suitcase which had the evidence I needed in investigating his father’s death, forcing me to run after him with no success. I returned to my sitting room to face Cynthia who had a thousand and one questions to ask me but I was in no mood to speak to her.
Jude really was spoiling things without realizing it.
To be continued
Story by #Kemzy
Update by Daniel Kybee

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Later in the evening i was called out of cell and taken to the DPO's office by this time i wasnt on trouser nor singlet,i was just on my red boxers,my hands were on cuffed.when we got to the office the officer made me seat on the floor
DPO:finally we got u
Me: (stared into his eyes)
DPO:u have been the one disturbing the peace of the school with ur cult group abi?
Me: (stared deeper into his eyes till i wasnt sure what i was looking at)
DPO:u have suddenly gone dumb right?
Me:sir u are disturbing urself over nothing because am not a cultist
DPO:are u not sky
Me:am not sky,the sky is up
DPO: taaahi(he slapped me)who is joking here
Me:are u slapping me to accept what am not? Am not sky
DPO: ok what is ur nickname
Me:little prince
DPO: (looked at the officer standing close to me in surprise)little prince
Me:yes
DPO: ok let me act like i believe u,so the man u killed,why did u kill him
Me:it was a mistake,i did it in self defence
DPO:it obvious u dont like people being gentle with u
Me:sir that's the truth
DPO:i wont talk much,the school authority what's law to take its cost on u
Me:sir i don't feel threatened,the law is no ghost,it made up of bodies that are human so i can still prove am not guilty
DPO:u must be a harden criminal
Me:with all due respect sir am not a criminal and by the way i only did the police a favour
DPO:i see.officer take him away and interrogate him properly
Officer:sure sir...he held me up and began leading me off the Dpo's office
Me:i want to call my father,can i?
DPO: officer let him call his father
Officer: ok sir...he lead me out to his own office,i was given a phone to call my father(not my phone),i dialled my dad's number
Dad:who is this and how many i help u
Me:father its me daniel
Dad: dani where are u
Me:at the station,i was arrested
Dad:what station?
Me: A division at ikoyi
Dad: on my way son
Me: ok sir...hang up.
Officer: the IPO in charge of your case just went out
Me:so?....he just kept me quiet,got a strong rod,with the help of two other officers(because i struggled) they got my cuffed hands under my legs,passed the rod through it,fixed an edge to the window and the other to a table,i found myself hanging on the rod,it was so painful as the handcuff was begining to injure me,i hanged there for an hour before i was brought down and led to see my father in a room he was patiently seated and waiting for me
Dad: dan how are u,officer why the cuff?
Officer:chief is he ur son?
Dad:yes,he is my son
Officer:chief ur son is a harden criminal
Dad:are you mad? U stand in my presence and call my so a criminal?
Officer:sorry sir
Dad:take off that cuff right now and excuse us(he took of the and cuff and left with it)o look at my son's hand
Me: (sat opposite my dad and whispered)dad,how did u find us in the bush?
Dad:u told me over the phone before u left for the mission remember?
Me: oh yes,thanks for saving me
Dad:no son,u saved me,u risked ur life to protect me,so i should be saying thanks
Me:its nothing dad
Dad:why is ur hand bleed?
Me:hmmm dad,have been hanging for the past one hour before u finally showed up
Dad: (the constancy on his face changed)
Me:what's the problem dad,did anybody die?
Dad:you have been charged to court daniel
Me:jesus!!! Court?
Dad:yes son
Me:dont worry dad,nothing would happen to me dad
Dad:you dont understand,i hands look tied,someone is behind this
Me:u worry too much dad,my mission isnt finished,i must leave here to finish the mission
Dad:son forget about this mission and get out of here first,by the way what mission is that?
Me:chief soso
Dad:hmmm,WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
Me:not this time dad because is is when mission turns possible
Dad:you dont understand,chief soso is behind all this and i know he would stop at nothing to see u hang
Me:chief Soso again?
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Today is the first day i would be facing trailing in court,i stood at the gate of my cell waiting for a policeman to come and let me out of this cage called cell.am becoming so scared now as the tempo of my heartbeat keept increasing,four days in cell probably awaiting prison or death,but if i succeed in getting out of here alive,chief Soso(though i dnt know him in person)must fall.
Finally the police showed up,opened up the cell,fixed up the cuff into my hand,and led me to a black maria parked outside,12 other policemen were waiting outside,all armed,on seeing me the black maria was opened,i got inside and it was closed,it was probably locked from outside.inside the black maria was so dark,only a very small hole gave in a little light(those of u who made pin hole camera in secondary school would understand better).i was in alone,fear grip me for what really awaits me.
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Capon:someone that would kill me is coming,who is that?(he bent down toward me)what is his or her name
Me: Daniel Kybee
Capon:u? when u die or what?
Me: (his balls were well positioned as i had both legs in the midle of his wide open legs)hahahahaha
Capon:what's funny...pam,came the sound as i forcefully kicked his dick,he dropped the axe and gun using both hands to hold his dick in pains,he wanted to shoutout his pains but only air could escape out of his mouth,i weakly staggered up,took a little fat stick close by and began hitting him with it,he was shouting like a lion about to die,then i went for his head,bum,i hit hard on his head,he fell down,i stopped and watched blood zoom off from his head.i took my singlet and wipe off the now coated blood on my face,i felt a little strength
Me:capon,ka e ma nke ema nkezor,there are so many ways to kill a rat nah,why u no tell ur baba to do cane jazz for u too
Capon: (faintly)please,temper justice with mercy
Me:aaah,maka why nah,capon u big pass all dis talk nah,u don forget say forgiveness na sin...i felt he was regaining his strength so i resummed the flogging,i stopped,picked him up like he did to me and threw him to a tree,yea,he hit his back against it and landed faced down,his left hand went quickly to his back as he shouted "my back my back!!!" with all my strength i began to hit him till i saw blood zooming out his nose,his eyes turned red
Capon:sky abeg,no kill me abeg,make we settle abeg
Me:nothing to settle,time is up for u capon
Capon:abeg,i dey see hell fire now abeg and more than hundreds of people hold cane dey call me to enter abeg
Me:that means make i flog my own now...i collected stick and began hitting him again.
Capon: please,please,give me chance to repent please...i saw tears dropped his eyes,chai i was so moved,i knew forgiveness is a sin to the blackers but i know have pulled off so it shouldnt be a sin to me.i dropped the stick,went close to him and pulled him up but guess what,as i was pulling him up holding his right hand,he got his left hand on my neck and began choking me,i let go of his right hand and quickly went for his other hand,but it was too tight,he added his other hand,i found myself struggling for my life,he has now lifted me off the ground holding tight my neck,then someone tapped him,he got shocked and let go of me,turned to see who it was,then blood splashed,i watched him fall slowly with the axe still standing on his forehead,as he fell,i saw my dad gallantly standing,he smiled at me
Me:dad how did u get here...he was about answering when i heard footsteps approaching us,i picked up the gun and gave it to my dad
Me:dad go now,i would meet up with u,people are coming
Dad:lets go together now
Me:no they would chase us together,just go with the gun for ur safty,it might be the other branch of blackers coming,go now...i watched him leave,a minute later they were in view,it was the nigerian soldiers.they arrested me and bundled capons corpse.then i was led to the police station where they handed me over to the police.i was thrown into an empty cell.
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I stood observing him,maybe he is pretending the bullets didnt penetrate
Capon:hahaha,small sky of yesterday wan fall me,a whole capon,guy u never reach
Me:so u go jazz up abi
Capon:those that deserve to be king,crewn them and those that dont deserve to be king,throw them over board
Me:i see then
Capon:sky,u never deserved to be king,but i crewned u,today i would throw u over board
Me:u dey shame me,shey u forget say if u be sailor make u sail ur ship well but u fuckup,u no sail well at all,u fall my guy,u wan still fall me and my pale,shey u chop witch ni? Na me be sky,the unpredictable,capon ka e ma nke e ma nkezor?(capon as u knw dis on shey u know the other?)
Capon:hahaha,i don become scientist just to forcast u
Me:chaiiii,capon u be olodo,u dey fall my handi,i be sky,i nor be weather,na only weather na im scientist dem dey forcast dem no fit forcast sky
Capon: (hand going round his waist in search of something)i go fall u today
Me:na ur gun u dey fine? maybe u forget am for house
Capon:shit u lucky buy not fortunate...he began to pull his shirt,he pulled it off exposing his black singlet,then he took it off exposing his chest,both were well built,then those kind of muscles as if one that started gyming newly
Me: oh e don enter fight? Ok na...i dropped my bag,off load the bullets in my pistol,pulled of my T-shirt and single at once exposing my nearly times two of cane's chest,my cool well built six pack and my intimidating muscles,chai,capon go hear ram today,i opened my bag,brought out my battle axe and rushed at him,i began to butcher him in anger,but to my surprise,he just stood still and each hit of the axe on him bounced,quickly i went for his head but this time around he blocked it and landed a blow on my jaw,i fell down,i felt blood in my mouth so i spat it out,he advanced toward me and jacked me up with all his might and then he threw me at a tree,i landed with my back and fell,the next thing that fell of my mouth was "ahaaaaa aaaah,capon whyyeeee" he laughed out loudly and answered "sky zeeed" my both hands went to my back as if wanting to hold the pain(those wey dey watch wrestling go understand) all my thought ran to my back bone,i felt its broken.he rushed at me again and began to hit me,he pulled me up and pushed me into the bush parts,he walked up to me all with smiles and picked me up like a common bag of purewater and flung me to another tree,i tried my best to avoid it but my head hit the tree,i shouted out aloud "yeee,my head,see blood o" yes blood was zooming of my head,began to see things like my dead mum waving at me to come,my dead step father smiling at me.he began to advance toward me again,i quickly staggered up,setting my fist for blow but guess what,i was seeing multiple of him,he was like 15,i began to spetaculate on which of them was the real him,at this stage a drunk was far better than me,he was close,he held me,i was feeling one hand on me but was seeing 15 hands stretched toward me,i quickly traced the hand and began to hit him weakly,i could feel the swellon parts of his body meaning that the axe didnt penetrate but all the part it hit was swellon,now my blood was begining to enter my eyes.he turned me into a punching bag,i was on the ground,the pains i was feeling was much,he retrieved the bullets from me,went to where the pistol was,he picked it up and loaded it,he went and picked up the axe too,handing the gun to his left and the axe to his right,i just satup,watching him,i could move,stand nor running,i watched my death coming in double,yes i had to accept it because i knew i would die either during this mission or after this mission,he walked up to me and smiled
Capon:do u want to die by the gun or by the axe
Me:i might not be able to kill u but some that would kill u is coming..
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SHaDes OF LuSt
|Episode 5|
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Kelvin’s side of the story continues
Early the next morning, I headed to the village to confront my dad. Deep down I was extremely anxious. A part of me needed the truth while another part of me was scared of what the truth could reveal. I prayed for my dad not to be involved in the silly scandal. Of courses his involvement would affect my plans and everything I stood for.
I just wasn’t myself as I drove into our compound that early morning. I arrived home quite on time to join my parents on breakfast. Dad was of course so surprised with my unannounced visit and as soon as we were alone, he threw the first serious question.
‘’I know you aren’t here for breakfast, so what brought you home this early?’’ he asked curiously. I smiled, studying him keenly.
My old man really was a nice man who had the best plans for me. He wanted me to be a medical doctor. He wanted me to be the first doctor in the family and when I dropped out of school, he was so totally devastated, to the extent of washing his hands off me.
However when I left for the city and started making my money, he was forced to tolerate me once again, even though the pain of disappointment was still very much in him.
‘’it’s because of Jude that I’m here dad’’ I breathed while he drew back with concern.
‘’how about him?. Don’t tell me something happened to him?. You know I was glad when you took him to the city’’ he muttered anxiously.
‘’the boy is fine but I just want to know how his father really died and why you guys hurriedly buried him?’’ I asked curiously.
‘’oh not again’’ he breathed looking down.
‘’you know the boy’s father was a brother i cherished the most. He never kept anything from me till his death. I was with him the evening before his death. He spoke of many things. He told me about a shipping business he was about starting in the country. He equally told me about the lady he planned marrying. Yes the lady was with him that evening. He introduced her to me but I really didn’t pay a very close attention to her because of my bad eyesight. But she’s very pretty and a bit advanced in age. She looked about thirty to thirty three years old. Things played out so fast my son. In the morning we discovered my brother dead and all alone. The woman wasn’t there and there wasn’t any way to find her and you know leaving my brother’s body in the morgue for such investigation could drag on to a year. Who would foot the bills?. Moreover the hospital we took him to said he died of natural causes. We had no choice than to bury him’’ he explained while I shook my head with anger.
‘’dad I’m totally disappointed. You and your brothers just buried one of your own like a dog just because of this silly excuse. Can I have the keys to my uncle’s house?. I know you still have the spare?’’ I demanded with a raised tone, leaving him indecisive for some seconds. He finally rose up, went to his room and returned with the keys.
‘’find the woman and perhaps, you would get all the answers you seek’’ he said with a solemn tone as he handed the keys over to me.
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I quickly headed to my late uncle’s old house to see if I could find anything that would lead me to the mystery woman. I made my way to his room and calmly searched every bit of it. All I could find was his suitcase which had many documents inside. I couldn’t go through the documents that minute, instead I grabbed the suitcase and left the house with it. My plan was to take my time in going through the documents in my house.
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I returned to the city two hours later, so anxious to go through the documents. The first thing that greeted my eyes as I opened the first envelope I saw inside the suitcase was a signed Cheque meant for a lady with the name ‘’JESSICA SIMON”. My hands shook as I stared at the paper, trying to come out with an idea. But I barely had the time to think out anything when I got a phone call from Cynthia that she was being detained at a police station.
‘’please come bail me dear. I can’t stand this place’’ she begged, leaving me with no choice than to abandon all I was doing and head over to the station to bail her a-s out.
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That very same day,
Jude’s side of the story
I stared at the huge lecture notes before me, clueless on how to photocopy all of them. I really missed a lot of tests and assignments even though Tracy did her best in covering some for me.
‘’I don’t how this semester will be. I give up’’ I breathed to an astonished Tracy.
‘’you just have to relax; little by little you will cover everything. Tomorrow we can start by meeting the lecturers you missed their tests to explain your situation.’’ She suggested.
‘’I have to go. I have to go cool off’’ I breathed, standing up.
‘’don’t tell me you are leaving the class?. It’s barely 12pm and we have lecture by 12:30pm’’ she reminded me but my mind was already made up to leave the class.
‘’we will see in the hostel. Just take care’’ I said to her, walked out of the class and headed to my dad’s car, where I relaxed for some seconds before driving away. I headed straight to Kelvin’s house to cool off.
On getting to the house, I found it locked, but I had the spare keys he gave me. I easily let myself in, fetched a can of coke from his fridge, switched on the TV and settled down to rest. When I tried changing the channel, I couldn’t find the remote and had to go over to his room to see if he left it there. But on getting to the room, a strange sight greeted me.
‘’I FOUND MY DAD’S SUITCASE AND DOCUMENTS SCATTERED OVER HIS BED’’ I couldn’t believe my eyes as my imaginations ran wild.
‘’how could I be so stupid to believe his friendly gestures?. Of course he killed my dad. This is strong evidence’’ I shook with great rage as I backed out of his room and headed to the kitchen to grab a knife.
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Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’listen Tracy. I’m no longer the spoilt good for nothing rich dude you used to know. I’m now nothing. I’m now nobody. I can’t even afford to take you out or buy lunch for you like I used to do in the past’’ I confessed for no reason, leaving the young girl totally shocked with my comment.
‘’are you trying to insult me or what?. Are you trying to say that I have been your friend all these while for your money or what?. I see you have nothing to talk about. You know where to find me when you get a grip of yourself’’ she replied with great energy, hissed and headed to the door. I instantly regretted every word I said to her.
It really was the first time she was getting angry with me. I kind of felt it.
‘’I’m so sorry for attacking you. I just haven’t been myself since I lost my dad and returning to the hostel really disorganized my head. I’m sorry’’ I apologized.. She stopped, turned and faced me.
‘’sharing your feelings, confiding in someone you trust can be helpful in your present condition. I suggest you talk to me. Open your heart to me. Share your feelings with me’’ she demanded soothingly, drawing close to me once again. I bit my lips and stared at her for some seconds.
‘’You won’t understand how I feel right now’’ I breathed, staring deep into her eyes.
‘’My dad was murdered. I was told he died in his sleep but that’s a mystery I’m so eager to unravel. My uncles all teamed up and organized a quick burial without considering my feelings with the pretence of cutting costs. My dad was in the country for a business he told me he was setting up the last time we talked. He equally had plans of completing his house in the village and marrying a new wife. No one has been able to give account of how his money grew winds or why he died so mysteriously. Now out of nowhere, one of my cousins is offering to help me stand on my feet. But I don’t trust him. I feel there is more to his help. I was with him for three weeks and he taught me stuffs that I never knew were real, Stuffs that I’m so ashamed to talk about. Here I’m so confused, so empty and so tired of life’’ I poured out solemnly, covering my face with my palms. Tracy drew closer, took down my hands and searched my eyes for a while before surprising me with a hug. And yes I badly needed the hug.
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‘’you have every reason to be suspicious and concerned. You have every reason to seek for the truth but you are not yet ready for such because if indeed your dad was murdered, it means the murderer is still out there observing your movements. You have to let it go for now at least until you finish your education’’ she advised softly.
‘’you said your cousin is teaching you stuffs?. What exactly is he teaching you?’’ she suddenly demanded, throwing me off balance with her question.
‘’Tracy please don’t ask me that question. I beg of you. Let’s just forget about all I said to you’’ I begged softly. She stared at me suspiciously before shrugging with resignation.
‘’you have to be careful Jude. I hope no one is trying to manipulate or put you in trouble after murdering your father’’ she breathed, leaving the idea embedded in my heart as we stared at each other.
‘’perhaps Kelvin could really be behind my father’s death’’ I wondered for the umpteenth time as Tracy’s eyes met mine.
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Kelvin’s side of the story continues
(Inside the gym; Kelvin and his friend Joe are seen having a heated discussion. The two guys have been friends for a long time)
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‘’so I hope your young cousin is learning very fast?’’ Joe asked me.
‘’yes the boy is a quick learner. He has the brain. But seriously I do feel guilty for his father’s death. You can’t believe the man called me to be with him the day he arrived town but I couldn’t honor his invitation because I was busy with Cynthia. I feel the man was murdered and perhaps I would have prevented it supposing I honored his invitation to be with him’’ I confessed with great guilt.
‘’jeez’’ Joe breathed.
‘’I feel so responsible. You can’t believe that the man’s money and everything just disappeared without a trace. He confided in me before coming to the country that he was setting up a business in Nigeria. I don’t have details of the business or names of his partners. His death was just so clean and untraceable’’ I added, shaking my head.
‘’he died in the village?’’ Joe asked. I nodded.
‘’yes and that’s the most confusing thing. The man always spent the night in the city whenever he was in the country but I was surprised that he spent the night in his small old house in the village. You know the old house behind the new building?’’ I explained to Joe who nodded silently.
‘’whoever killed him will have me to battle. Tomorrow I will be going to the village to confront my father. I feel he is hiding something with his brothers’’ I resolved while my friend shrugged.
‘’you are not good at playing the good guy. I hope you don’t fail in this new quest of yours’’ he grinned, lighting up a cigarette as I looked down with great worry.
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|Episode 3|
Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’So how about I arrange a girl to cheer you up?’’ Kelvin suddenly suggested, putting a tempting offer before me. I quickly shook my head.
‘’I just buried my father. No I don’t need a woman now’’ I breathed with a frown.
‘’that’s cool, but you should learn how to put aside your grief and move on with life’’ he advised softly. I sipped my drink, kept quiet for a while before throwing him a very curious look.
‘’my father was murdered. Do you have any idea who could be responsible?’’ I asked, leaving him extremely surprised with my question. At first he looked quite shocked but quickly composed himself.
‘’actually I have no idea of what exactly led to your father’s death but supposing I have something about that, I won’t tell you because you are in no position to do anything about it. You have to first relax, face your life, survive before asking questions unless you wish to die at a young age’’ he answered guardedly , leaving me shrugging with resignation.
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‘’I really want you to join my line of business. That’s the only way you can survive, make enough money to pay your bills and live a much fulfilled life. You see I run a string of networks that cut across multimillion Naira scams, forgery, gambling and so on. I have been doing it for years and yes I currently have everything I want in life. I shouldn’t be telling you all these but I think it’s my responsibility to open a good road for you. Your dad helped me when everyone turned against me. I have to reciprocate that gesture but I don’t know how strong you are’’ he breathed as we headed home minutes later.
I threw him a quick look, unable to say a word. Of course crime is something that always sends a chill through an innocent man’s heart. I felt suddenly cold.
‘’apart from the car your dad left behind, how much money do you have left?’’ he asked. I shrugged and breathed deeply.
‘’it’s not much. It won’t even last up to five months’’ I answered. He smiled.
‘’I easily could pay your school fees and support your education but after that what next?. Having a university education is no longer a guarantee of getting a good job. Most graduates now end up working at factories and workshops of school drop outs like me. Believe me, if you can be a part of my network, you will have a company of your own within four years’’ he said seriously.
‘’but why are you telling me all these bro?. You know we are not that close for you to be opening up to me this way?’’ I asked curiously. He smiled.
‘’yes I know but I always follow my heart and this time it led me to you’’ he answered.
‘’but what truly are the chances of being caught?’’ I asked.
‘’hmmm well I sincerely can’t say because no one in my network has ever been caught. We don’t pull any deal without first making sure it’s safe. We have people in every key country and bank. You have nothing to fear bro’’ he answered, leaving me totally convinced. I breathed deeply and nodded.
‘’fine I’m good to go” I breathed, leaving a very big smile on his face.
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I ended up spending three weeks at his house and what a hectic three weeks it was. I learnt a lot. I learnt that social networks just weren’t there for chatting alone, but also a very good fishing ground for scam victims. I learnt the act of fishing, profiling, packaging and presentation. I learnt to assume many identities. I even learnt some foreign ways of communicating. I learnt a whole lot with Kelvin who used the first three weeks I spent with him to teach me the secret behind online scamming.
At the end of three weeks I returned to my hostel to see if I could continue with my university education from where I abandoned it months earlier.
I returned to school a different person. I returned to school with a different mindset.
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My hostel mates all rushed into my room the moment they learnt I was back to pay their condolences. I had lots of questions to answer and no matter how hard I tried to be free with them; they all noticed that I was changed.
One after the other they soon left, finally leaving Tracy and I alone in my room.
Tracy was my course mate and someone very dear to me. She really helped me a lot in my first year and equally was very helpful in my second year.
I had to move over to my current hostel earlier in the year just to be closer to her. But my feelings for her were simply pure and harmless. I saw her as a very innocent girl who never deserved to be harmed and I never for once had any strange or bad ideas for her.
Even when I had sharp quickies with other girls, I made sure she never got to know about it. She was the only girl that understood me. But for the first time in my life, I was very uncomfortable being alone with her.
‘’you lost your dad and you never invited anyone to his burial, including me. I only got to hear about it from a course mate. And now you are acting so strange and different. What’s really going on?. You can still confide in me’’ she demanded, drawing close to hold my hand. I looked away, avoiding her gaze for no just reason. Her presence made me feel totally uncomfortable.
‘’I lost my dad. He was killed. I have no one else. I’m all alone in a country that is still a bit foreign to me. I have bills to pay. My school fees, hostel rent, test book, feeding and everything. Why won’t I look different with such problems bugging me?’’ I asked breathlessly.
‘’I understand. That’s why you should always confide in me. I’m not from a poor family. We can always find a way out, just like we did in our first year. ‘’ she said tightening her grip on me. I quickly broke free from her, stood up and breathed deeply.
‘’never mind, I already have found a way out. I have a new means of taking care of myself’’ I said without thinking, leaving her staring at me with great astonishment.
‘’what in the world are you talking about. Can you put me through please?’’ she demanded like a caring wife, leaving speechless as I instantly searched for a lie to cover my outburst but couldn’t find any.
I really liked Tracy but I had to keep some things from her to retain her respect.
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ShAdEs OF LuSt
Episode 2
Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’are you for real?’’ I asked breathlessly as a new kind of relief filled my entire being. I wasn’t expecting such generosity. It really came as a great surprise to me.
‘’we will leave for the city in two days. You will stay with me until you get your spirit back’’ he answered, tapped my shoulder and left with a smile. And that was how I became very close to Kelvin.
We left the village two days later and headed to his house as he promised. He owned a very cute bungalow, well furnished and designed with superior taste.
‘’this is my house. I pay no rent to anyone’’ he revealed as we walked into the plush apartment, leaving me gasping with disbelief as I imagined how much he’s worth.
‘’this is not only my home but yours as well. In no time you will understand a lot. You will get answers to the questions I know running through your young mind’’ he said with a savvy smile. I shrugged and smiled at him.
Kelvin’s side of the story
My uncle’s death really came as a great blow to me. He was the only uncle that encouraged and regularly sent me money when I dropped out of school due to my stupidity years ago.
Before his death, he confided in me that he planned returning permanently to Nigeria to run a business. He never told me the details of the business or who was helping him with it. Hence my great surprise to learn of his death, just a day after his arrival to the country.
Yes it definitely looked like murder to me even though the medical report obtained said he died of natural causes. I was just so helpless and couldn’t do a thing than to observe as my father and uncles speedily buried the unfortunate man, leaving his young son who really didn’t know much about life or Nigeria to fend on his own.
Jude was more of an American than a Nigerian. The color of his skin, his voice, his behavior, the way he walked and everything about him was just American. I took pity on him and had to offer him a life even though what I was offering was a life of crime but then with it he could maintain his rich lifestyle, finish his education and be a good man.
So what exactly do I mean by a life of crime?? Hmmmm
Yes having dropped out of school, my parents cursed and left me on my own. I had to survive. I had to do everything to make money and of course I succeeded.
I had to join some friends in yahoo scam, we lied, we duped, we robbed unfortunate victims but it never stopped there. We upgraded to kidnapping and oil theft. In two years I had a house in Owerri where I based, plus a very fat bank account. The easiest way to make real money was through crime but it equally was the easiest to die.
Young Jude had the looks, the charms and the brain for business. Everything about him was good for business and as his new guardian, my job was to take care of him and help him to the top via any means.
Nevertheless I still had my doubts. Jude looked so tender and gentle. Somehow I was scared if he could really live up to expectation.
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Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’Thanks Kelvin for everything. You are the last person I expected to help me’’ I said to him with a heart filled with gratitude as we enjoyed an evening meal in a very plush fast food joint. He smiled and nodded.
‘’so tell me, are you a virgin?’’ he suddenly asked, leaving me totally embarrassed. I almost choked with embarrassment.
‘’come on be free with me” he urged with a short laugh. I shrugged with hesitation as my school life flashed back to my head. I never had a girlfriend but my affluent lifestyle and look really left a dozen girls on my speed dial.
‘’no, I’m no virgin’’ I stammered softly. He laughed and offered his hand for a handshake.
‘’that’s good’’ he surprisingly said, leaving me wondering what he asked the uncomfortable question for.
I had my doubts about Kelvin but he was a very likeable parson and the only one that offered me what no one else cared to offer me. I had to be strong and focused to survive and dig out those behind my father’s death.
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Episode 2
Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’are you for real?’’ I asked breathlessly as a new kind of relief filled my entire being. I wasn’t expecting such generosity. It really came as a great surprise to me.
‘’we will leave for the city in two days. You will stay with me until you get your spirit back’’ he answered, tapped my shoulder and left with a smile. And that was how I became very close to Kelvin.
We left the village two days later and headed to his house as he promised. He owned a very cute bungalow, well furnished and designed with superior taste.
‘’this is my house. I pay no rent to anyone’’ he revealed as we walked into the plush apartment, leaving me gasping with disbelief as I imagined how much he’s worth.
‘’this is not only my home but yours as well. In no time you will understand a lot. You will get answers to the questions I know running through your young mind’’ he said with a savvy smile. I shrugged and smiled at him.
Kelvin’s side of the story
My uncle’s death really came as a great blow to me. He was the only uncle that encouraged and regularly sent me money when I dropped out of school due to my stupidity years ago.
Before his death, he confided in me that he planned returning permanently to Nigeria to run a business. He never told me the details of the business or who was helping him with it. Hence my great surprise to learn of his death, just a day after his arrival to the country.
Yes it definitely looked like murder to me even though the medical report obtained said he died of natural causes. I was just so helpless and couldn’t do a thing than to observe as my father and uncles speedily buried the unfortunate man, leaving his young son who really didn’t know much about life or Nigeria to fend on his own.
Jude was more of an American than a Nigerian. The color of his skin, his voice, his behavior, the way he walked and everything about him was just American. I took pity on him and had to offer him a life even though what I was offering was a life of crime but then with it he could maintain his rich lifestyle, finish his education and be a good man.
So what exactly do I mean by a life of crime?? Hmmmm
Yes having dropped out of school, my parents cursed and left me on my own. I had to survive. I had to do everything to make money and of course I succeeded.
I had to join some friends in yahoo scam, we lied, we duped, we robbed unfortunate victims but it never stopped there. We upgraded to kidnapping and oil theft. In two years I had a house in Owerri where I based, plus a very fat bank account. The easiest way to make real money was through crime but it equally was the easiest to die.
Young Jude had the looks, the charms and the brain for business. Everything about him was good for business and as his new guardian, my job was to take care of him and help him to the top via any means.
Nevertheless I still had my doubts. Jude looked so tender and gentle. Somehow I was scared if he could really live up to expectation.
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Jude’s side of the story continues
‘’Thanks Kelvin for everything. You are the last person I expected to help me’’ I said to him with a heart filled with gratitude as we enjoyed an evening meal in a very plush fast food joint. He smiled and nodded.
‘’so tell me, are you a virgin?’’ he suddenly asked, leaving me totally embarrassed. I almost choked with embarrassment.
‘’come on be free with me” he urged with a short laugh. I shrugged with hesitation as my school life flashed back to my head. I never had a girlfriend but my affluent lifestyle and look really left a dozen girls on my speed dial.
‘’no, I’m no virgin’’ I stammered softly. He laughed and offered his hand for a handshake.
‘’that’s good’’ he surprisingly said, leaving me wondering what he asked the uncomfortable question for.
I had my doubts about Kelvin but he was a very likeable parson and the only one that offered me what no one else cared to offer me. I had to be strong and focused to survive and dig out those behind my father’s death.
To be continued
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Shades OF Lust
Episode 1
Time: 7:15am
Date: 22nd March 2012,
Location: Ibeme village (Imo state Nigeria)
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In front of an uncompleted one storey building, stood a boy of about twenty three years old. He was standing in front of a fresh grave, holding a candle with his right hand as tears fell from his eyes.
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My name is Jude Ibeh, a half Nigerian, and half American. Yes I used the term because my mother was a white American while my father was a Nigerian, however I never got to know my mum because she died when I was two years old leaving me solely under my dad’s care who did a good job raising me up. All I inherited from my mother was her skin color and smile.
I grew to love my dad with all my heart even though we disagreed on many things because he was so traditional and had a sort of old school mentality. He believed a lot in tradition and wanted me to accept all his beliefs which never went down well with me.
I was forced to return to Nigerian for my university education after high school without caring for my feelings. Yes Nigeria is a great country but the temperature, attitude of the people and everything about the country never suited my lifestyle.
I was admitted into Imo state university to study industrial chemistry and it really was hell for me. The lecture rush, the intonation of lecturers, the overcrowding of lecture halls, the noise and the struggles really left a sore taste in my mouth. I simply managed to pass over to my second year with lots of carryovers and yes the second year was equally stressful but much better because I was slowly adapting much to my dad’s pleasure.
But on my third year when I was finally about becoming a full time Igbo boy, my dad left me all alone in the world. He returned to Nigeria on March 1st 2012 for a little business but never lived to see the next day. You can’t imagine the shock I had when I got a call from one of my uncles that my father was dead. That he died in his sleep.
I simply couldn’t believe my ears. It sounded so unreal and unbelievable but on getting home I found out that the only person I had in the world was gone. My life instantly came to a standstill. I just felt like killing myself and leaving the world as well.
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My dad’s burial was quickly organized by my uncles who didn’t give me any say in the matter since I wasn’t yet recognized as a man. I knew my dad was murdered but I had no evidence. I had no money. I equally wasn’t *man enough* to challenge anyone.
I simply was in a tight corner and all I did was observe and cry out my heart.
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After the burial, I was left all alone to manage and cater for myself. I just didn’t know what to think or where to start reorganizing my life. I wasn’t good at any type of hustling. Menial jobs just weren’t for me and my uncles never seemed to care.
My dad equally never left much for me apart from the uncompleted building at home and the little he had left in his bank account after the burial ceremony.
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As I stood before my father’s grave, crying out my heart. I was at lost. I was so empty and alone. I never knew life could be so difficult and mean. I badly had the urge to abandon my studies and return to America but none of the options before me looked easy.
I felt a strong hand land on my shoulder. I turned to see one of my senior cousins smiling at me. I looked at him and swallowed hard. Kelvin was the only person who cared of my well-being during the course of my father’s burial but then his father was equally one of my uncles that I was suspecting over my father’s strange death which made me not to trust his kind gestures towards me.
Kelvin was around twenty eight years old. He looked quite rich and had two expensive cars that rolled people’s eyes but then no one could say exactly the business he was into and he never cared what people felt about his source of wealth.
‘’I know how you feel right now. I know you think the world is nothing but hell. I’m here to help you. I’m here to turn you into something you never imagined you would be. Stop crying for your dad. He is already done. It’s now left for you to continue his legacy. You are going back with me to the city and I will teach you how to survive in a Nigerian way.’’ He said with a smile while I curiously stared at him a bit confused over his words.
‘’How to survive in a Nigerian way’’ I muttered over and over to myself as I stared at him.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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When a child suddenly decides that his mother would not sleep then the child should equally be prepared to start and finish the all night with his mother.there is a saying in our fraternity that "who no go no know". So far i had run down 51 members of the BLACKMEN FRATERNITY and now unilag is on fire,the school authority has deployed soldiers to watch over the school since the security men had failled them,how i wish they know i was helping wipe out the most deadly cult group in school,they would have gone for thanksgiving,my mind had been made up so if the school like deploy all the soldiers in the world none can stop me because i must finish what i started.schools u see its not to stand banners in school with the discription SAY NO TO CULTISM my friend are u talking to dogs that u send message without giving them reasons? Please whenever u stand sure banners,dont fail to tell us the curious students the dangers associated with joining Cults because only that will make us think twice before joining if done otherwise then ur standing banner becomes an advert.capon himself is on fire,he has been running from lodge to lodge,apartment to apartment,house to house,village to village.hahaha,he now hides in and out of school,where are those people giving him mind now where? almost all are dead now,some ran away(end of their stay in unilag i guess),see observer,he is out of school now,though i was the one who permitted him because the day i was to kill him,he pleaded and pleaded,i was made to understand that he was an only child of widow mother,who had struggled to see him through school,the very day i went to investigate his confessions because i tied him down,collected the address of his village and travelled down there to investigate,oh when i saw the pityful state of the poor widow i was forced to sign her a cheque of one million naira,promising her to come back later,the poor woman never knew the genesis of my help,how i wish she knew she just saved the life of her only child she would have danced from her house to church in thanks giving to God.Observer also made me understand that he was also force to join the fraternity.it so bad that our choice of institution cant guarantee our safty if not would any cultis come to force anyone to join them? and our government aint doing anything about it why? but if the government aint feeling concern then lets do it individually by saying no to cultism.
I ask observer to leave the school atlest for two weeks so that the other blackers wont get to kill him themselves.now am ready to kill The Capon himself.today would be his last day ever on this planet called earth,i picked u my pistol,dusted it,raised it up and admired it
Me:after today unilag would be a peaceful one,other cults would learn,after today chief Soso would follow the rest,he would join them in hell...i put on the blackers uniform,black all through,i bent and picked up my back containing my battle axe,i walked out of the house,locked my door,then a call from my daddy came in
Me:hello daddy
Dad:dan when are u coming back,u have been away for a month now,aint u done with ur assignment?
Me:dad am just embarking on the toughest part of the assignment
Dad:where are u now
Me:heading to school
Dad:becareful dan
Me:i will,everything would take place in the school bush today,after today i would go face chief Soso
Dad:son,just be careful
Me: ok dad.call u in 30 minutes time...call ends.
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i walked into the school,straight to the capon's department,he is a final year student,thats the only thing i know about him.last week i had prepared his obituary and distributed it all over the streets of lagos,the obituary reads "CAPONTUARY! CAPONTUARY!!
Today i begin the advance annoucement of the death and burial of the capon of the black fraternity.it so unfortunate that the bringer of the game is now the learner of the game.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT
It takes place in hell,where thousands of the soul he murdered are patiently waiting to flog him
CONTESSY BY Sky,the one man squad galadima".
As i walked into his department,i saw him seated alone and backing me,other students were seated too
Me: (shouted) uncle capon hafa nah...he quickly turned,our eyes met,quickly he ran off,jumping over the window,i followed him,he ran into his apian way of the school bush,i chased him badly like i was chasing a bush meat,i quickly draw out my pistol,suddenly he stopped and faced me,i stopped too,pointing my gun to him
Capon:sky,why u betray ur brothers?
Me:your father,who betrayed who?
Capon:too bad of u sky,u wey i help
Me:u know,i dey wonder how e go be for egypt if dem pastor open that side for bible wey God tell people of isael say the egyptians u see today u shall see dem no more
Capon:sky u don fuckup,and i go fall u
Me:u still get mouth abi?...gbai gbai,i shot at him but guess what,it didnt penetrate him
Capon:hahaha.wetin sup
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 23
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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When a child suddenly decides that his mother would not sleep then the child should equally be prepared to start and finish the all night with his mother.there is a saying in our fraternity that "who no go no know". So far i had run down 51 members of the BLACKMEN FRATERNITY and now unilag is on fire,the school authority has deployed soldiers to watch over the school since the security men had failled them,how i wish they know i was helping wipe out the most deadly cult group in school,they would have gone for thanksgiving,my mind had been made up so if the school like deploy all the soldiers in the world none can stop me because i must finish what i started.schools u see its not to stand banners in school with the discription SAY NO TO CULTISM my friend are u talking to dogs that u send message without giving them reasons? Please whenever u stand sure banners,dont fail to tell us the curious students the dangers associated with joining Cults because only that will make us think twice before joining if done otherwise then ur standing banner becomes an advert.capon himself is on fire,he has been running from lodge to lodge,apartment to apartment,house to house,village to village.hahaha,he now hides in and out of school,where are those people giving him mind now where? almost all are dead now,some ran away(end of their stay in unilag i guess),see observer,he is out of school now,though i was the one who permitted him because the day i was to kill him,he pleaded and pleaded,i was made to understand that he was an only child of widow mother,who had struggled to see him through school,the very day i went to investigate his confessions because i tied him down,collected the address of his village and travelled down there to investigate,oh when i saw the pityful state of the poor widow i was forced to sign her a cheque of one million naira,promising her to come back later,the poor woman never knew the genesis of my help,how i wish she knew she just saved the life of her only child she would have danced from her house to church in thanks giving to God.Observer also made me understand that he was also force to join the fraternity.it so bad that our choice of institution cant guarantee our safty if not would any cultis come to force anyone to join them? and our government aint doing anything about it why? but if the government aint feeling concern then lets do it individually by saying no to cultism.
I ask observer to leave the school atlest for two weeks so that the other blackers wont get to kill him themselves.now am ready to kill The Capon himself.today would be his last day ever on this planet called earth,i picked u my pistol,dusted it,raised it up and admired it
Me:after today unilag would be a peaceful one,other cults would learn,after today chief Soso would follow the rest,he would join them in hell...i put on the blackers uniform,black all through,i bent and picked up my back containing my battle axe,i walked out of the house,locked my door,then a call from my daddy came in
Me:hello daddy
Dad:dan when are u coming back,u have been away for a month now,aint u done with ur assignment?
Me:dad am just embarking on the toughest part of the assignment
Dad:where are u now
Me:heading to school
Dad:becareful dan
Me:i will,everything would take place in the school bush today,after today i would go face chief Soso
Dad:son,just be careful
Me: ok dad.call u in 30 minutes time...call ends.
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i walked into the school,straight to the capon's department,he is a final year student,thats the only thing i know about him.last week i had prepared his obituary and distributed it all over the streets of lagos,the obituary reads "CAPONTUARY! CAPONTUARY!!
Today i begin the advance annoucement of the death and burial of the capon of the black fraternity.it so unfortunate that the bringer of the game is now the learner of the game.
BURIAL ARRANGEMENT
It takes place in hell,where thousands of the soul he murdered are patiently waiting to flog him
CONTESSY BY Sky,the one man squad galadima".
As i walked into his department,i saw him seated alone and backing me,other students were seated too
Me: (shouted) uncle capon hafa nah...he quickly turned,our eyes met,quickly he ran off,jumping over the window,i followed him,he ran into his apian way of the school bush,i chased him badly like i was chasing a bush meat,i quickly draw out my pistol,suddenly he stopped and faced me,i stopped too,pointing my gun to him
Capon:sky,why u betray ur brothers?
Me:your father,who betrayed who?
Capon:too bad of u sky,u wey i help
Me:u know,i dey wonder how e go be for egypt if dem pastor open that side for bible wey God tell people of isael say the egyptians u see today u shall see dem no more
Capon:sky u don fuckup,and i go fall u
Me:u still get mouth abi?...gbai gbai,i shot at him but guess what,it didnt penetrate him
Capon:hahaha.wetin sup
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 22
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I gat some arrangements in place and ordered for a pistol gun,i couldnt get Terrible down that day again because the gun was brought to me late,when it was finally delievered to me,i paid for it and some bullets(hey it wasnt delievered to my house o,i waited for the guy at a junction maka nna trust no joel man)i got home,locked my door,brought out the gun from my bag,admired it but my heart bleeds
Me: oooh,i see blood,i see family dey cry,i see church hold service,i see every guest on black,dem dey cry,dem dey mourn for their lose wey dis gun go kill,chai if to say dem no dem no for force me enter cult,if to say dem no dem no for ask me to go mission wey dey impossible,mission to kill my papa,if to say dem no dem for let us be that time wey we escape WHEN THE MISSION BECOME IMPOSSIBLE,that time tinz no for don go wrong like dis na,oh i see blood but make i chilax for today first because tomorrow go tough,chai blood go form pool,chai i wish i knew my pa-pa on time,maybe i no for even dey dis school not to talk of me being in this mess.i pray say no body go find himself for this kind mess,i wish say people dey see all dis tin right from the begining till now even to how e go take end,who go help me tell people,especially uni,poly and college freshers say CULIST NO GOOD,who go help me tell dem say CULTISM DEY DISTROY FUTURE,WHO!!!!! See my life,i have missed lectures for months now,my dreams was to be the best student ever in unilag and not the most rogged cultist,i no say i fit die for dis war but i must finish am before i die,i know say i go finish am thats why i start am...i rest my back on my bed and slept off.
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i wokeup the next morning ,brush my teeth,took my bath,wore my expensive ash colour trouser and T-shirt,got on my blue cap making sure my face was half covered.picked up my gun and fastened it to my waist and diggered out of my flat.i got to school,sat close to Terrible's department and watched him bragged about himself with sugarB,smart and badman
SugarB:truely u be badoo,i no say sky na idiot,im think say u be viper wey fumble
Terrible:as him cum my house last night eh,i no waste time release bullet for him chest,im cum carry am rum,im go don fine somewhere die put self
Smart: omo u rugged,me know say sky nor get levels,odiro rugged ebe obuna,ruggedity adiru obara yia at all (this is the translation for those who dont understand igbo "he is not rugged in any way,ruggedity isnt in his blood at all"
SugarB: omo igbo to wa eko to wa fumble,shebi lootor wo ni eko o ni baje but {for those who dont understand yoruba see translation here "igbo boy that came to lagos and began fumbling.shebi truely they said lagos would not get spoit but...)...(he didnt finish his speech before badman interrupted him)
Badman:see eh dis one wey una talk don do,make we put our heads together figure out where im papa dey but before that make we call capon tell am say sky don fall,say terrible don fall the idiot
Me: (clapping)pa pa pa(they all turned to my direction,they were appalled on seeing me)sugarB eko ma baje lo orie(lagos go spoil for ur head)and u badman na u and ur generation be idiots.terrible,u say u see me for ur house yesternite,kom shoot me for chest,me wey dey sleep for my house last nite.oyah show me the bullet wound abi ur bullet no dey wound person? becoz wu knows,e fit be say i dey ur house kom dey dream say i dey sleep for my house,it is very possible coz i chop indomie for viper house before i kill lam
Smart:terrible shey u say u don kill lam,na im ghost be dis?
Me:shut up u(brought out my gun,the whole class began to panic)shebi na u say adirum rogged,shebi u say roggedity is not my identity wen na me be roggedity himself,terrible oya take am,gbai gbai gbai(he fell and died,the students began to run,i also shot dead sugarB,Smart and Badman)so unfortunate say una die without obi wey dey tuary(obituary)am so sorry,maybe if we see next world,i go carry una 3 obituary kom that is if una go fit wait when una hear the name DANIEL KYBEE,Sky nigga,the ONE MY SQUAD GALADIMA...i fastened back my pistol to my waist and left school through the bush parts.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 22
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I gat some arrangements in place and ordered for a pistol gun,i couldnt get Terrible down that day again because the gun was brought to me late,when it was finally delievered to me,i paid for it and some bullets(hey it wasnt delievered to my house o,i waited for the guy at a junction maka nna trust no joel man)i got home,locked my door,brought out the gun from my bag,admired it but my heart bleeds
Me: oooh,i see blood,i see family dey cry,i see church hold service,i see every guest on black,dem dey cry,dem dey mourn for their lose wey dis gun go kill,chai if to say dem no dem no for force me enter cult,if to say dem no dem no for ask me to go mission wey dey impossible,mission to kill my papa,if to say dem no dem for let us be that time wey we escape WHEN THE MISSION BECOME IMPOSSIBLE,that time tinz no for don go wrong like dis na,oh i see blood but make i chilax for today first because tomorrow go tough,chai blood go form pool,chai i wish i knew my pa-pa on time,maybe i no for even dey dis school not to talk of me being in this mess.i pray say no body go find himself for this kind mess,i wish say people dey see all dis tin right from the begining till now even to how e go take end,who go help me tell people,especially uni,poly and college freshers say CULIST NO GOOD,who go help me tell dem say CULTISM DEY DISTROY FUTURE,WHO!!!!! See my life,i have missed lectures for months now,my dreams was to be the best student ever in unilag and not the most rogged cultist,i no say i fit die for dis war but i must finish am before i die,i know say i go finish am thats why i start am...i rest my back on my bed and slept off.
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i wokeup the next morning ,brush my teeth,took my bath,wore my expensive ash colour trouser and T-shirt,got on my blue cap making sure my face was half covered.picked up my gun and fastened it to my waist and diggered out of my flat.i got to school,sat close to Terrible's department and watched him bragged about himself with sugarB,smart and badman
SugarB:truely u be badoo,i no say sky na idiot,im think say u be viper wey fumble
Terrible:as him cum my house last night eh,i no waste time release bullet for him chest,im cum carry am rum,im go don fine somewhere die put self
Smart: omo u rugged,me know say sky nor get levels,odiro rugged ebe obuna,ruggedity adiru obara yia at all (this is the translation for those who dont understand igbo "he is not rugged in any way,ruggedity isnt in his blood at all"
SugarB: omo igbo to wa eko to wa fumble,shebi lootor wo ni eko o ni baje but {for those who dont understand yoruba see translation here "igbo boy that came to lagos and began fumbling.shebi truely they said lagos would not get spoit but...)...(he didnt finish his speech before badman interrupted him)
Badman:see eh dis one wey una talk don do,make we put our heads together figure out where im papa dey but before that make we call capon tell am say sky don fall,say terrible don fall the idiot
Me: (clapping)pa pa pa(they all turned to my direction,they were appalled on seeing me)sugarB eko ma baje lo orie(lagos go spoil for ur head)and u badman na u and ur generation be idiots.terrible,u say u see me for ur house yesternite,kom shoot me for chest,me wey dey sleep for my house last nite.oyah show me the bullet wound abi ur bullet no dey wound person? becoz wu knows,e fit be say i dey ur house kom dey dream say i dey sleep for my house,it is very possible coz i chop indomie for viper house before i kill lam
Smart:terrible shey u say u don kill lam,na im ghost be dis?
Me:shut up u(brought out my gun,the whole class began to panic)shebi na u say adirum rogged,shebi u say roggedity is not my identity wen na me be roggedity himself,terrible oya take am,gbai gbai gbai(he fell and died,the students began to run,i also shot dead sugarB,Smart and Badman)so unfortunate say una die without obi wey dey tuary(obituary)am so sorry,maybe if we see next world,i go carry una 3 obituary kom that is if una go fit wait when una hear the name DANIEL KYBEE,Sky nigga,the ONE MY SQUAD GALADIMA...i fastened back my pistol to my waist and left school through the bush parts.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 21
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I got home,pulled off & burried the blood stains dress at my backyard,got back inside,took my bath,got my laptop and prepared Terrible's obituary,made my way into the school,posted them & used most of the fliers to loitter the school environment.mumu security men,am sure they are sleeping now inside instead of keeping watch.i just walked to my local apartment and slept off,i was so tired.
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i wokeup & checked my watch,it was already 10:21,gosh,too bad.i picked up my phone and behold 33 missed calls,all from the capon,i sent him a text "hey youngman,why u wan kill my battery abi dem send u" i sent it and it showed message delievered.i drop the,went out to brush,by the time i came back in my phone was ringing,i picked it up,it was capon
Me:wadsup nah,una still dey mourn una death?
Capon:sky,i made u what u are today and can still distroy u
Me:u,na wetin u make me wey i be today? Say u forcefully push me enter cult,turn my mind to evil,made me start missing lectures and threatening lecturers for good grade without reading? An innocent child who knew nothing bad then,guy tok na wetin u make me be today?
Capon:u betrayed ur brothers and killed viper
Me:u knw why ur things dey vex me,na coz say na only people mistake u dey see,u nor dey see ur own,shey na my papa good to kill abi,u dey cry say i kill only viper when more go die,even u self
Capon:what have u done for the sheeps to sell roggedly that would make me not kill ur father when u asked for it?
Me:never begin cry ok,am roggedity himself,u na joel man forming belong mean while u no belong
Capon:i would run u down sky,u too small for me,u no pass people wey i don deal with in the past
Me:break am dia,u chop bottle! shey u neva hear,say i get am before no be property,capon,i go fall u i swear
Capon:sky withdraw now from killing Terrible or else
Me:capo u can mumu sha,if i be u eh i go dey beg for myself no be for person.dear capo all fuckup must be treated,rain must use dry season fall for una head one by one,prices must be made for the mistake where una make,dat wata(water) wey una fetch for harmattan season na im don dey call rain come una head for dry season
Capon:i would delete u sky and u would beg for ur life
Me:hahaha,i go run am
Capon:u don get mind abi...call ends
Hmmm,i see,viper death dey pain capon o because if na ordinary vex im for don use slants finish me for phone,well make i go finish up Terrible first.im own death go be for school if not the guy no go reach im house again.i prepared,carried my school bag containing my axe,but i realize my battle axe cant do the work,i need gun.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 20
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I wokeup in the morning,put on black and white,covered my head with a blue cap and left to school.i got to school i saw students already gathered,reading the poster,most of them were holding the hand bill.i walked closed to a small fence close by and sat there observing everything,then i saw sugarB and Terrible walking up to one of the posters,i saw them act shockly and from where i was sitted with my face cap covering my face i could hear them.sugarB quickly brought out his phone,i believe he was calling Viper
SugarB:viper where u dey? Come quick because as i dey talk now eh yawa don gas o.u nor dey hear! as i dey talk to u now eh ur obituary,sorry ur vipertuary poster containing ur picture don cover school o.which one be as how na.who again if no be sky,do come school come see for ur self.guy i mean am,that sky mean war i swear o,im don cast u reach ground.eh i sure say him dey town now as i dey follow u talk so.the guy say im be one man squad galadima o and im say im must fall u o.ok dey kom but dey careful o...ends call
Terrible:chai which kind tin be dis na
SugarB:i warn capon when im wan balm dis boy o but im no hear(i smile for were i dey)
Terrible:me terrible,iffah catch that idiot eh
SugarB:make we dey clear now...both of them started walking away from the scene
Me:hahaha see terrible wey nor get liver dey brag for were i dey o,ok na,u go be next,make i block that viper for house first...i jumped down from the fence and left school,i went home,took my battle axe and left the house.on my way my father called to know if i was ok,we spoke at length before ending the call
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i got to viper's apartment,i missed him,he wasnt at home,gadmit,he is so lucky but not very lucky because ama wait for him till he gets back.i opened his house with a master key,entered and locked it back.
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let me tell u a little about viper,his real name is Andy Okon,a calabar boy.the guy is living a big boys life,he does not stay in hostle like most students do and the most annoying part of it is that he is from a poor family but claiming school big boy just because blackers are helping him with stolen cash(both mission and co) but too good his enjoyment ends today.
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by afternoon he still wasnt back,i was hungry so i opened his kitchen,saw some packs of indomie,crate of eggs and co
Me:hahaha,o boi see enjoyment o...i took my time,prepared 2 super packs,broke 4 eggs inside and boiled 3,i sliced carrots,pepper,onions and tomatoes inside,trust indomie na,e nor dey waste time at all.i opened his freezer and saw drinks well arranged(o boi dis boy dey enjoy life sha,make i help am small na)i took two bottles of gulder as the ultimateman na,"e wata go!" i sat down and downloaded everything to my stomach,after eating nepa brought lite,o boi enjoyment completed,i turned on his television and got myself busy with it.by 9 sharp i heard someone opening the door,i knew it was viper,i quickly turned off the television and lite and hid myself by the door holding my battle axe,he opened the door locked it and then switched on the lite but before he could turn around my axe was already at his back neck
Viper: (shocked)sky
Me:yes na me,one man squad galadima
Viper:how u take enter my house
Me:for ur mind nah only u be shadow abi,me ma na shadow nah
Viper:i say how did u get in here
Me:na the same way wey una take dey mumu those days enter my room go drop letter nah that same way i don mumu enter to kill u
Viper: please dont kill me abeg
Me:u forget the rules say forgiveness na sin?
Viper:but we are bothers nah
Me:bro wetin? we be brothers na im u get mind come kill P man? we be brothers na im u get mind shoot me for hand? we be brothers na im u get mind kill my best friend,i fellow brother? we be brothers na im u fine me and my p man come airport to kill? and i sure say if dem give u chance kill me u go do one time
Viper:me! i dey craze to kill u abi i fit?
Me:so u no no say u dey craze sinc abi.anyway before i kill u make i first thank u for the food wey i chop here,e too sweet chai,i come use 2 bottles of gulder download am but i dey vex because u no keep titus sardine join am
Viper:ah na since morning u don dey here? abeg no vex make i go buy am come
Me:no worry urself,i no mumu like u nah but sha wen u reach hell,abeg buy am keep for me
Viper:no no no abeg...i raised my axe and butchered him to death.my body was covered with blood,i stared at him for a while
Me:dis is a message to the capon to wait for me,Terrible would be next in line...i tured and left the house.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 19
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I pulled over because i wasnt sure it was my dad that just spoke
Me:daddy u say what
Dad:dan this people would get us killed if we don't do anything.i believe u my son so just do me a favour and kill them all
Me: (i kicked the car to a start.with a straight face i replied)then its done...i drove through the curve roads,now i was a little settled but soon i saw them through myside mirror and the race resumed.
I drove passed benin,straight to agbor in delta state,they were still following us,i drove into a narrow street,this gave me another opportunity of drawing them out of sight,i pulled over and asked my dad and sir winners to come down and take a public transport back to Edo(we had earlier passed Edo but couldn't drive home else we would be followed) while i would draw back their attention to the race,they obeyed without complain.
I drove out and bursted into doctor white street.after sometime i didnt see any trace of their car again.jesus,abi dem don catch my p man dem! i picked up my phone and dail my father's number,it went through and he picked it up
Me:hello daddy where are u people
Dad: daniel hope u are ok,we had gotten a bus going to Edo
Me: ok dad,me am ok just checking on u guys
Dad: just take care of ur self and get home safe,don't worry about us,ur father is rogged o so don't under rate me
Me: (u go fear roggedity na)hahaha i hear...end call
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i stayed around in agbor till night fall before driving back to Edo.i went to our backyard where i had earlier burried my battle axe all in the hope that i was travelling out,i dug the ground open and dragged out the axe,i held it firmly and smiled
Me:boy! its time to work,daniel kybee needs u and sky wanna put u to use...i entered inside,picked my school bag,some clothes,my ATM and walked out(come see as my p man dem just dey look me like say i dey go olympic)
Dad:how did they know we were travelling
Me:i had no idea
Dad:thank God u noticed them on time
Me:na me fit them
Sir Winners:i almost died today o before my time,daniel so u can be this rough in driving
Me: papa if something do person eh the person go discover inner talent by force
Mama Clinton:God u are too much o,u say my family will not mourn untimely death again,o baba am greatful,so greatful
Dad: God has been mercyful to us always o
Sir Winners:this coming sunday we all must go for thanksgiving
Mama Clinton:yes oh,i agree
Dad:we will because if u thank God for the once he has done he would do more.that night i did a lagos movement(leaving the house without the notice of anyone.lagosians una go understand)by morning i was i lag again,i got a new apartment in one local area like that,i got a new laptop,got every needed material for printing and guess what! i began downloading the pictures of BLACKERS that i knew exist in unilag from facebook,using them to print out their obituary in advance,i started for Viper.
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After preparing the obituary i smiled as i read it out "VIPERTUARY!!!!
I,The One Man Squad Galadima,Sorrowfully Announce The Death Of Andy Okon,Who Was Sent To School To Learn And Be Useful To Himself But Ended Up Joining Black Men,After Killing My Best Friend,Now Wants To Learn With My Dad.
DEATH ARRANGEMENT!!
Hell Fire.
To Be Mourned By Parents...
Contessy By SKY"
i smiled to myself feeling satisfied.i made thousand copies of it,by the time i had finished,it was already night,around 8 pm i went to a boutique and bought extra black clothes.i looked around for any hausa quarters around,i finally found one,i bought mat and wrapper and went back to my small flat.
I 12am at night i sneaked into the school and started pasting the posters all over the school and throwing the fliers(hand bill) all over the school.went i was done,i felt within myself that matchety's ghost just smiled at me.i took a deep breath and walked back home.i spread out my mat,spread out my wrapper and sleept off ready for the morning alart.
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PIGEON
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Episode 14
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Me: (kneeling down,juliet joined me)so please DPO & officer john give us,you know he was covering his mouth with cloth and that changed his voice,am so sorry,i was the one who made juliet believe it was you
Juliet: please we are sorry
Mr President:i would have to also tender apologise not just to both of you(dpo and john) but to the general public,my judgement wasnt right in anyway.am so sorry
Officer John:sir james you are my hero,am not angry with you because you were able to get everything right so(hugged me)
DPO:what should i say,am greatful a gallant police like you came right under me.juliet you did the right thing in a wrong way but am glad it all over and you are sound and healthy.i rest my case
ALL:heeey! heeey!! hey!!!
By the time we got to the presidencial villa the soldiers where already there,waiting for the president,seating on the floor were the commissioner of police,jack,some of there other gangs and 6 police officers i never suspected for once,the soldiers must have beaten them blue black because the were in the condition of death.the president on seeing the CP rushed out of the car(o boi na serious fight o)the soldiers calmed him
Mr President:so because i refused to allow you embezzle and corrupt the young nigerians you decided to kidnap my daughter
ALL:what? people are wicked
DPO:thought you were a good man but you almost got me killed
Mr President:you idiot(kicks his wound(the leg he was shot)
CP:ahhhhh my leg o
Mr President:look at the evil men in the police,creating corruption and confusion,evil men,money minded.take them away and waste all of them.(the soldiers picked them up and throw them into their van and then drove off while mr president continued his speech)thank you inspector jame for bringing back the money,some people would had hid it but the money was tracked.thanks alot and am happy to annouce to you that your uncalled for suspend had been lifted,you can now resume work not as an inspector but as a IGP
Me:jesus,thank you so much sir
Mr President:you are welcome.officer john,i would make sure your wounds are properly taken care of by an experienced doctor and when you are fully recovered you can resume your work not as an officer anymore but as an AIG
John:ah thank you sir
Mr President:you are welcome.mr DPO thanks alot for every,from today onward you would not be regarded as a DPO but as a DIG
DIG:am so honored sir.
Mr President:james i had realized the love you have for my daughter and that she loves you too so dont shy away from it,you have my blessings already
First Lady:and mine too
Me:thank you sir am greatful
Juliet: (happy and jumping with her hands covering her mouth)am so happy dad...everyone began to congratulate me
DIG:you have done me proud sir
Me:thanks but i remain greatful to God and to you.
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THE END
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I hope i was able to put you through and make u understand that the word PIGEON is also english.
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 18
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Its time i begin to kill,if not for anything for the soul of my beloved friend to rest in peace.i picked up my school bag containing just my ATM and battle axe and walked up to my dad where he was observing the people building the house
Me:dad
Dad: Daniel,these one that you are carrying bag with tearful eyes where to?
Me:dad,its time
Dad:time for what?
Me:dad my friend is dead,he was killed because of us
Dad: oh jesus
Me:dad i would have to end this now or never
Dad:no no dan,its too risky,i think we are safe here
Me:dad u dont know this people more than i do,sooner or later they would find out we are here and come after us and who knows dad,more people than expected might die here.
Dad: Daniel (put his right hand on my shoulder) u are my only son and child,i dont want to loose u for anything
Me:that's why u must let me fight this fight once and for all
Dad: ok then we can leave the country
Me:am sorry to disobey u dad not this time,i would travel but not now,i have lots of works unfinished and i must attend to them dad
Dad:how long did this start(take his hand off my shoulder)
Me:what dad?
Dad: how long have u been killing?
Me:have never killed before but i have stand watch people die
Dad:then why do u want to start killing now?
Me:because the killing game just got interesting
Dad:interesting how?
Me:that's the only way to survive for now
Dad:no,i stand as ur father and instruct u not to fight for anything,lets live the country,just do me this first favour am asking of u
Me: (hmmm,took a deep breath,i cant disobey my dad now,i just have to do him this favour but i really want to avenge for matchety's death.i pray he rest in peace and understand why i dropped this fight) ok dad,u win
Dad:that's my son
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these was how i stopped seeking revenge but with me i know matchety's blood crys for revenge.my dad continued to process our travelling visa but on two occasions the american embassy rejected it.my dad never gave up and with the little connections sir winners has the third trial was accepted,that was around july 11th 2011.
August 24th 2011 we were ready to travel out,by then my dad had turned sir winners once poor looking house to a heavenly mansion,the previous day being August 23rd my dad had made sure he deposited 50 million to sir winners account and still promised to alway send him money at every month end.as for my step siblings they no longer have any cause to miss their dead parents because my dad was more than a parent to them,he even withdrew them from that their poor school and put them in one of the best schools in Edo and me i gave them that desired brotherly love.so today being 24th i was so sad leaving the country without them,leaving the country without fighting back my enemies,allowing my best friend's blood waste for nothing and turning deaf ears to his blood crying for revenge.
We got into the car that morning to be droven to murtala mohammed's airport in lagos(dont start asking mumu questions o of which time him buy car)sir winners followed us so he would drive the car back,our flight was to leave by 3pm nigeria time,i took the car steering,come see as my step siblings burst cry,even my dad cried,eyaah na condition make crayfish bend o,even me begin cry,we just have no choice but my dad promised them that they would always come on holidays to visit us in england,this calmed them a little,i drove all the way to lagos down to murtala mohammed airport,the journey was a safe one,i had pulled over and my dad was abouting coming down when i spotted viper and sugarB,i quickly called my dad's attention and he sat still,at first i thought they were just passing,then i looked at the other side and saw smart and young terry,i was alart by force,i looked at the side mirror and saw Ghana boi and Aboki(o boi i shock)we told them we were travelling today of all day after 3 months! Sir winners was quick to notice that something is wrong
Sir Winners:what is the problem?
Me:something wants to happen,just fasten your seat belt...pim,my eyes jam capon's eyes,i quickly faced my front and jajajaly kicked the car to a start,mehn they are everywhere,capon called the attention of the rest and they started closing up on us,quickly i turned the car and zoomed off,they couldnt start shooting at us because army barracks no too far from the airport,they just got into their car and the race began,o boi i swear i never knew i could drive roughly(my guy when something do u eh,u go discover by force say u get inner ability).they chased me with three cars,come and see the way my father and sir winners were panicing,i swear sir winners go don piss for im body like 8 times,im go don die there like 15 times and still come back to life,when we had entered the narrow roads of ogun they opened fire on us.i managed to give them a good distance and was out of their sight,i heard my dad say "dan,kill them all" i pulled over.
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He never seized the impulse

PIGEON
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Episode 13
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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The soldiers rushed and untied the DPO and Officer John
Juliet: please am sorry i would have caused you your lives(crying)they made us believe it was the DPO and Officer John that were speaking to us because we were blind folded,please forgive me(sobber)
Mr Presidend:hmmm inspector please tell them what you told us at the villa
Me: please forgive my self and juliet,like she said earlier they made us believe it was DPO and Officer John because we were mask not untill they wanted to kill me after the released juliet here
FLASH BACK
he took off his mask,it was him,and john took off his,it was also him,i mean those i suspected.
After i was told that the masked guy was officer john,i then began to suspect two people because i knew john was truely injured from the gun shot of that day,it wasnt a forge,because i collected the bullet the doctor removed from his arm and i was the one who covered his wound,so there was now way the wound would have healed over night,that was why i pretended to believe them with those"hmmm" i answer and now its those i suspected behold it was the Commissioner of Police(CP) the DPO's friend that adviced him to stop calling me "junior boy" no wonder he accepted he was the DPO just to decive juliet and made mention of "it could be anyone,it could even be you because 250 million dollars is involve" and imagine who the other person is,juliet's driver kingsley of all people,i had suspected him because all juliet's guard were shot dead except him,he wasn't even injured
CP:now that you have seen our face hope you would die well and rest in pieces...he raised his gun and pointed it at me to finish me up,then someone shot kingsley down,he turned,i looked up opening my eyes i had closed earlier when i heard the gun shot because i thought i was the one he shot and saw soldiers coming,they continued shotting as they draw close,this caused the CP to start running,one of them untied me,i checked kingsley he was dead,a soldier shot the CP by his leg and he fell flat,i quickly left the soldier's i search of of stella,everyone where running,i saw stella with the suitcase and ran after her,i caught up with her
Me: (pointing gun at her)stella,the day you would be caught is born today and now,i told you no mercy would be shown to you when caught
Stella: please dont kill me,just let me go and i promise never to return again
Me:hahahaha,he who laugh last laughs best
Stella: please james,you know i love you,please
Me:i cant believe the devil is in love with someone she wanted dead
Stella:believe me james i love you with my life
Me: ok fine,where is juliet
Stella:thank you,i already let her go(turn to leave)
Me:don't even think of taking another step.let me pretend to believe you love me and can die for me by not wasting you myself and let law take it due course on criminals like you
Stella: ah james,you would let me face disgrace and embarrassement and then die?
Me:my friend drop that suitcase,you should have thought of that before endogging in criminal acts and beside you brought judgement upon yourself
Stella: (dropping the suitcase) please let me go,this all i had fought for
Me:fought for you say! Is it for you,i told you i wont show mercy to you when caught...she was just too stupid to had though i wouldnt shot her as she made to run,i aimed her head and blew it off,her blood splashed all over me.well i didnt feel remorseful,but i wished i had given her a good beating before killing her.
The army brought the CP and some other of his gang(of which jack was among).i rush at the CP and hit the leaving day light out of him,the soldiers held me,i wanted to kill him with my barehands but God saved him,i relaxed for a while and the soldiers left me thinking i was calm,i rushed at jack,i was only able to hit jack twice before the soldiers held me again.i pickup the suitcase and excused myself to save the DPO and officer john because my instinct tells me something was wrong,that was how i left the bush.
PRESENT
ALL:hmmm what a hero you are!!!
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WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 17
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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After the call i began wondering if i was really the one that just spoke to capon in that manner,chai,i don buy BLACKERS market,how many people for BLACK MEN i wan follow fight,i don die today.
Dad:hope you are not thinking of killing anyone
Me:no o,i have never killed before o
Dad:better,i would call in the police later
Me: po what? daddy no o,as the case is now eh,any amount u pay the police Chief Soso would pay double to get you down,if not now,then later
Dad: (bringing out his phone from his pocket)don't worry,i would make sure the police make him sign an undertaking
Me:daddy i dont mean to disobey u but eh forget dat tin,na before e dey work no be now,he would still kill u and deny it and many people would believe him when he says"how would i have killed him after signing an undertaking,beside he is a politican and bond to have many enemies" then he would use money to end everything
Dad:that's true(put back his phone to his pocket)my son is intelligent
Me:even self my cult mates wont give up hunting us
Dad:so what do we do now?
Me: (my arm aches again,i felt the sharp pain)dad don't worry about what to do,they pushed me all along to this so i would play the game with them,that same game they taught me,i would play it better than them,i would even become their teacher.
Dad:son,promise me not to ki...he had barely finished his statement when we had gun shots in the air,i knew quickly that they were searching for us,i took my dad's hand making him to stand and made sure he ran ahead of me while i back him up,we entered a bush and bursted out to the main road,but they were already there as if tracing us with charms,quickly i reached out to my dad,pulling him back to the bush,they followed us immediately,mehn,i saw myself turn into a bush animal because i was running even faster than a bush animal not leaving my dad at all,oh i pitied the old man,i was just dragging him like a bush dog just to save his life,i had even forgotten that i was injuried.we burst out another road and was lucky to get a taxi,we entered and the driver zoomed off,straight to my lodge,i rushed inside,picked my atm and battle axe,put them in my school bag and left with my dad.
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we entered a night bus down to Edo state,Sir Winners was so glad to see me again but lot of things had changed,some part of the house had even fallen and i learnt my step siblings were chased out of school due to failure to pay school fees,well we came right on time.after we had settled down,myself,my dad,sir winners and his wife start down to talk
Sir Winners: Dan u offended me and my wife here
Me:am sorry sir
Sir Winners:who is the man u came with?
Me:remember i promised to return once i find my dad,he is my father...they stood up and formally welcomed my dad.to cut the long story short,i told sir winners everything that had happened and he said myself and my dad can stay as long as we want that the house also belong to us.my dad was greatful to him.after everything we all retired to bed.
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the next morning my dad took my step siblings to school and paid everything they owe the school.he came back and gave sir Winners a cheque of 10 million to start rebuilding the house and also started up a business for his wife,the family was so happy once again.i had all this while be communicating with my best friend matchety who had served as my informat,he even told me that cloud's body had been discovered but the school authorities are yet to know the people behind it & sure enough they would never know,he had also adviced me to protect my dad with my life too promising to help me any time i call on him,but a month later things changed when i had the news of matchety's death,his own brotherhood and protectors(the black men) had killed him due to he hasn't able to provide me and he matchety had never told me anything about it,i cried like i had lost my world,matchety met alot to me,he had really helped me in the past,i remember how he had always protected me and even fought for me,all the risk he had taken for my sake,oh know,i wont take this,bloods must pay for his death,i picked up my phone and called our capon
Capon:hello sky,u are playing smart abi?
Me:u still get mind dey talk?
Capon:see sky o,u don grow finish o
Me:gat away u,wu u help,wu u serve,u don baff
Capon: ok keep hiding,i would find u
Me:keep shut my friend,aint u ashamed of urself,u claim to be my shadow & yet u can't find me & my father,u claim to watch the back of the people u lead yet u kill them,get ready for me mr,thank God u gave me sky on ur own free will & now i would show u that sky is unpredictable,i would show u that sky is the one to eliminate the black men from unilag
Capon:that native doctor that is giving u mind,i would kill the both of u
Me:its obvious u never noticed that sky is a one man squad...ends call
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PIGEON
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Episode 12
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I rushed out of the bush,i knew a great error had been created,i had to stop the innocent from suffering,i saw my bike where i had earlier parked it,i sat on it putting the suitcase well in the bike to avoid it from falling off,i raced in great speed through the bad roads of Mpape,juliet had sure escaped and am sure she must had gotten to the president villa and related everything to her dad,now i must stop things before it gets out off hand.as i speed through the roads of mpape(those of of you in abuja that stay's in mpape area would know how bad the road is especially the roads to Mpape market and also those of you that live and visit mpape would know how porpulated the area is also)i was an expert rider,i had used bike to pursue and catch many criminals as my racing on the bad roads of Mpape seem like a sport fun as my bike bounces up and down at interval due to the spoilt road but am not just after the fun,people where running off the road on sighting me coming in such speed and i was creating scene for myself.in no too many time,i was out of Mpape,heading straight to asokoro for Aso rock(not the rock its self o),the president villa,i could now see the gaint rock its self,my speed race had caused soldiers to start chasing me,but i wasnt in the terms to stop and start explaining things to soldiers so i did well to increase my speed the more,the soldiers got hooked up in traffic but trust bike traffic no dey hold am unless the traffic na die,so the presidential house (white house) was smiling at me,soldiers on guide just were alart as a speed into the estate,then the armies chasing me were up on me with power bikes.i slowed down,the soldiers on guide saw me(they all know me,remember am juliet's friend,maybe best friend self) one of the soldiers waved me to stop,i did
Soldier: (my clothes though black were covered with blood all over) inspector jame's what's wrong
Me:is the president and his daughter home now?
Soldier:yes
Me: ok thank you(starting my bike,the other soldiers chasing me were on me now)
Soldier:you dey craze? You want to take me simplicity to you as foolishness? I am asking you question and you are starting your mumu bike(i recieved a dirty back head slap from like four to six hands,i did not know when i shouted)
Me:ewoo it a matter of life and death(holding my head)
Another Soldier:was that why you used us raced? If i had asked my men to gun you down do you think the government would quiry us
Me:sorry sir
Soldier:sorry for yourself(signalled those at the gate to allow me in)hope you no hold and weapon
Me:no
Soldier: oya dey go...i drove into the compound,it so obvious those slap made me regain my lost senses.i came down from my bike and saw juliet coming out with he parents(mr president and the first lady)i rushed to her
Me: (handing the suitcase over to the president,the suitcase contained the 250 million dollars the president had paid ealier as ramson)please where is he
Juliet: (ran and embraced me,her parents just starred with feels i cant tell)who?
Me:the DPO
Juliet:dont worry yourself,i told my dad everything and he had instructed his(DPO) arrest and had ordered him killed
Me:killed,where
MrPresident:they just left here now,they had taken him to the firing ground at the rocks for him to face the firing squad,inspector james how did you escape and did you see the rest
Me:no! Noo!! Noooo!!!
Mr president & first lady:any problem.
I had speed off with juliet as my passenger,not with my bike this time but with one of the power bike at the villa,while the president tried to put calls acrose,juliet was tightly holding me,i drove at a high speed with some soldiers following me,i got there and shot into the air,everyone turned and saw me with the president daughter,they gave way as a passed through,i saw officer john and DPO tied to two drums ready for death as a rev.father stood by their side,probably praying for them while john was crying in pains as his injured arm was bleeding,the press were everywhere,some from NTA,AIT,GALAZY and CHANNELS taking reports of things going on,i was about to speak when a call came in from the president,i picked it up and placed it on loud speaker for all to hear
Mr President:executioners should wait till i get there,am close,hope you havent killed them...i ended the call as everyone waited for the mr president,fews minutes time he came,came down from his car with all the men guiding him coming down from the car the conveyed them to the place
Mr President:release them,they are innocent,its really the truth that it wasnt the DPO and Officer John!!
ALL:whattt??
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You must be asking who then right?

Episode 13 is fast coming

Still that cool me Dan'Kybee