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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 11:32pm On Sep 04, 2016

Laughing Kidney
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 16
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I stood watching my dad in tears,he watched me in surprise then i heard him beg for his life,then d sound of gun shot followed,the three of them shot at him at the same time,i did not know what lifted me of d groud as i dive at my dad preventing d bullets from touching or even piercing him,i found our selves on then ground,i quickly stood up,drawing my dad along with me,i don't know what happened next but i was so sure viper and co stood watching me flabbergastedly,i ran to d backyard,trust me am a bado,even if u dont hail me,i go hail myself,i lifted my dad over the fence,i turned back & saw viper & d rest closing up on us,as they saw my dad on the fence they opened fire,i quickly jumped over pushing my dad along with me.i quickly took him to safty in an uncompleted building,that was when i noticed that i had been hit by a bullet,immediately i felt d terrible pain,i had never been hit by a bullet before,o dear readers,d pains where so terrible
Dad:who are u & why did u risk ur life for me?
Me: (i just staring at him)
Dad:& who are those guys that seek my life,do u know them?
Me:am sorry i lied to u from d begining,am not David Sky,am Daniel Kybee
Dad:kybee? Who is ur father?
Me: (tears drop from my eyes,i cant imagine my father asking me who is ur father)u are my father dad
Dad:who is ur mother?
Me:veronica,she told me i have this birthmark(showing him d birthmark)at d side of my middle finger just like you do
Dad: (raised his hand & stared at his)daniel is this u?
Me:yes dad it me
Dad: (he embraced me tightly)oh daniel my son where is ur mother?
Me:my mother is death(loose myself from the embrace because i was really feeling pains)
Dad:vero is dead! what killed her?
Me:she died of heart attack,after realizing she got married to a ghost
Dad:a ghost?(i narrated d story to him,i swear i missed no single part of d story,tears drop his eyes)i gave u that name daniel,i & ur mum were married for two years before she begot you,i was just a common dry cleaner,when she gave birth to u she started keeping bad friends who adviced her to leave me that i was a poor man.when u were two years i came back home only to realized ur mother had left my house with u,since then i never set my eyes on her again,six months later,a big time big man brought his clothes to be dry cleaned not knowing he forgot about 1000 dollars & a open check of 25 million naira,i was quick to find it before soaking d cloths into water,i had to return everything to him & that was how he became my helper,he made me succeed & established a super market wort 12 million for me,he also got me into politics,that was how God blessed me,i got married again but she died 2years back without giving me any issue(child) & ever since then had been like this.
Me:that was bad of her
Dad:how did u locate me and why didnt u tell me all this while
Me:i left my adopted family to search for u but never did,i managed to get into university of lagos but cult people wouldnt let me rest,they kept threatening my life till d day they came to kill me so i joined them to save my life.about 10 days ago my cult capon told me that i was to go on a mission to get one chief Edeh killed to be paid 5million naira,i accepted not knowing it was u
Dad:God is good,look at d way he united me with my son again
Me:but why are u answering Edeh?
Dad: people gave me that name because of my wealth and influence.son u are loosing lots of blood,lets go to d hospital to get u treated.
Me:no dont worry,i would treat my self because if we step out of here we might be killed.
Dad:how would u get out of the cult now?
Me:dad,i have been turned to a hard man and i must handle the situation
Dad:don't worry i would call the police
Me:dad u dont get it,the person that sent us to kill u,chief Soso really wants u dead
Dad:Soso did this! is it because of the up coming election? He should had asked me to step down for him rather than seek my life
Me:dad worry no more...i took my key holder,that type that always serve as nail cutter,i brought out the small knief in it,and with a criminal mind,i dipped the knief in my bullet wound & forced out the bullet,the pains ran in my head like i would run mad while my father opened his mouth in surprise,he must had said to him self "what kind of son is this" i cut a side of my shirt & tied my arm to stop the blood,then my phone rang,i picked it up & it was capon
Capon:sky what did i hear that u just did?
Me:am sorry capon but this mission has to be terminated
Capon:and why that?
Me:because d MISSION HAS BECOME IMPOSSIBLE
Capon:are u sick
Me:yes capon am sick because d man involved is my father
Capon:ur father?
Me:yes my father
Capon:hey sky am sorry but this mission can't be terminated
Me:then capon lets enjoy d game as it last & let who ever dies in d game die well!!!.....Ends the call
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Luxguy and kybee

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Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 11:29pm On Sep 04, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 12
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I rushed out of the bush,i knew a great error had been created,i had to stop the innocent from suffering,i saw my bike where i had earlier parked it,i sat on it putting the suitcase well in the bike to avoid it from falling off,i raced in great speed through the bad roads of Mpape,juliet had sure escaped and am sure she must had gotten to the president villa and related everything to her dad,now i must stop things before it gets out off hand.as i speed through the roads of mpape(those of of you in abuja that stay's in mpape area would know how bad the road is especially the roads to Mpape market and also those of you that live and visit mpape would know how porpulated the area is also)i was an expert rider,i had used bike to pursue and catch many criminals as my racing on the bad roads of Mpape seem like a sport fun as my bike bounces up and down at interval due to the spoilt road but am not just after the fun,people where running off the road on sighting me coming in such speed and i was creating scene for myself.in no too many time,i was out of Mpape,heading straight to asokoro for Aso rock(not the rock its self o),the president villa,i could now see the gaint rock its self,my speed race had caused soldiers to start chasing me,but i wasnt in the terms to stop and start explaining things to soldiers so i did well to increase my speed the more,the soldiers got hooked up in traffic but trust bike traffic no dey hold am unless the traffic na die,so the presidential house (white house) was smiling at me,soldiers on guide just were alart as a speed into the estate,then the armies chasing me were up on me with power bikes.i slowed down,the soldiers on guide saw me(they all know me,remember am juliet's friend,maybe best friend self) one of the soldiers waved me to stop,i did
Soldier: (my clothes though black were covered with blood all over) inspector jame's what's wrong
Me:is the president and his daughter home now?
Soldier:yes
Me: ok thank you(starting my bike,the other soldiers chasing me were on me now)
Soldier:you dey craze? You want to take me simplicity to you as foolishness? I am asking you question and you are starting your mumu bike(i recieved a dirty back head slap from like four to six hands,i did not know when i shouted)
Me:ewoo it a matter of life and death(holding my head)
Another Soldier:was that why you used us raced? If i had asked my men to gun you down do you think the government would quiry us
Me:sorry sir
Soldier:sorry for yourself(signalled those at the gate to allow me in)hope you no hold and weapon
Me:no
Soldier: oya dey go...i drove into the compound,it so obvious those slap made me regain my lost senses.i came down from my bike and saw juliet coming out with he parents(mr president and the first lady)i rushed to her
Me: (handing the suitcase over to the president,the suitcase contained the 250 million dollars the president had paid ealier as ramson)please where is he
Juliet: (ran and embraced me,her parents just starred with feels i cant tell)who?
Me:the DPO
Juliet:dont worry yourself,i told my dad everything and he had instructed his(DPO) arrest and had ordered him killed
Me:killed,where
MrPresident:they just left here now,they had taken him to the firing ground at the rocks for him to face the firing squad,inspector james how did you escape and did you see the rest
Me:no! Noo!! Noooo!!!
Mr president & first lady:any problem.
I had speed off with juliet as my passenger,not with my bike this time but with one of the power bike at the villa,while the president tried to put calls acrose,juliet was tightly holding me,i drove at a high speed with some soldiers following me,i got there and shot into the air,everyone turned and saw me with the president daughter,they gave way as a passed through,i saw officer john and DPO tied to two drums ready for death as a rev.father stood by their side,probably praying for them while john was crying in pains as his injured arm was bleeding,the press were everywhere,some from NTA,AIT,GALAZY and CHANNELS taking reports of things going on,i was about to speak when a call came in from the president,i picked it up and placed it on loud speaker for all to hear
Mr President:executioners should wait till i get there,am close,hope you havent killed them...i ended the call as everyone waited for the mr president,fews minutes time he came,came down from his car with all the men guiding him coming down from the car the conveyed them to the place
Mr President:release them,they are innocent,its really the truth that it wasnt the DPO and Officer John!!
ALL:whattt??
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You must be asking who then right?

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 11:27pm On Sep 04, 2016

Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 1:35pm On Sep 04, 2016

Laughing Kidney
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 15
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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But i really don't think travelling to see them now would be a nice idea,i had promised to come back only when i find my father and i haven't,sir winners would ask me questions like "ARE YOU IN SCHOOL NOW,HAVE YOU FOUND YOUR BOILOGICAL FATHER,WHY DID YOU LEAVE US,HOW DID YOU SURVIVE,WHO GAVE YOU MONEY?" etc.gosh how would i answer such questions,abeg let me just stay back here and chilax(relax).
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like we would always ask "what have you done for the sheeps to sell roggedly(simply means what can u brag of that u have done for ur cult that is worth them fighting for u" i was fully prepared,i followed the address given to me to chief Edeh's house,i knocked on the gate and the gateman opened up
Gateman:kai fah,nah wu i dey fine(find)?
Me: (smiles)i no fit no who you dehy fine nah
Gateman:walai fah,if me i no no wu i dey fine make i ckose(close)am por(for) gate
Me:eheeey,see me see wahala o,aboki nah your own i go dehy sick now? How i go no who u dehy fine
Gateman: (closing the gate angrily) i no ceurious
Me: (pushing the gate open)kai kai if u no serious go hosiptal nah make dem attend to u,me i dey find chief Edeh
Gateman:kai chef i dey na him i dey fine bah?
Me:shey u no dey hear me abi nah me u wan use display this morning,i say i dey fine chief Edeh so na u sabi wether u dey find chef idey abi chef i no dey
Gateman:chai walai i no get respect at all
Me:it obvious
Gateman:make i come inside...i went into the compound and saw chief coming out,its obvious he was about going out
Me:chief good morning
Chief Edeh:young how may i help u
Me: (e no dey even answer greeting)sir i saw the vacancy space for a driver
Chief Edeh:hmm what's your experience?
Me:sir 8 years
Chief Edeh:nice one what is your name and how old are you?
Me: David Sky sir,am 25 years old(all lies)
Chief Edeh:where is your drivering license
Me: (presented the fake license capon gave me)here sir
Chief Edeh: (take a look at it)okay am going out now,so your work starts now,hope you are ready
Me:yes sir thank you sir....that was how i began to drive my sprey.chief Edeh is just too rich,come and take a look at the mansion he is staying,he is so fresh and young,chai too bad he would be dying soon but how come he has no single guard,it just too bad.but the man is just too nice,he promised to always pay me 50k per month and each day he gives me pocket money,he even gave me a good room to stay,i would have said he was just treating me like that due to am new but he does same for the gateman too.
On the 4th day he gave me his cloths to give to a dry cleaner,i collected them and left to the direction he gave me.i could remember that my mum told me that my dad is a dry cleaner so i was really careful in investigating the dry cleaners around but the only old ones around never heard the name Vincent Kybee so i gave up on that for the main time.
On the 7th day things went on so cool and good but i was already feeling sorry for the innocent chief,then on the 8th day being the D-day,i was driving chief home when viper sent me a text *where are u guys now* i replied him *we would be driving in in the next 2minutes* he had replied ok that immediately we drive in they would enter and finish chief up.
We drove in and chief came down forgetting the file he has kept in the front seat,i had gotten to like this man,God forgive me he is dying,i quickly came down
Me:sir ur file...he stretch his hand to collect it,just then i saw the name boldly written VINCENT KYBEE oh my God,i quickly froze,my father,just then viper,sugarB and Sweet Mouth entered with their guns and from the gate the pointed the gun at chief.too late,so am gonna watch my dad die! Tears ran down my eyes as chief Edehs eyes and my own met,i heard the gun shot next sounding gbai!!! As three of them shot at him.
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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What would i do now,it too late to save my dad,a man i had being looking for the past 22 years.follow me up to know if he was killed,how he was killed and if ama avenge him or play alone! Just 200 likes lets go.stop dulling my spirit and like fast
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Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 1:16pm On Sep 04, 2016

Laughing Kidney
PIGEON
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Episode 11
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Yes mr DPO,hw was the only one who calls me junior boy for a reason i know not though then i was just promoted to the rank of an inspector,he wasn't happy because he wanted the promotion for his son whom he got into the nigerian police force,the day i received my promotion letter through him,he had said to me with hidden but obvious sorrow and pain "junior boy,am happy for you,congrats" and from there hence forth he began calling me junior boy even in the presence of visitors,though he later stopped calling me by that name after the Commissioner of Police (CP) whom was his friend visited and heard him call me by that name,he had inquired to know why and i guess he asked his friend to stop calling me by that name
Me:so it you DPO,it you?
Voice:hahahaha,it can be anyone by dear,it can even be you,250 million dollars is involved
Juliet: DPO you would regret this day i swear you would
Voice:your father made that statement years back to the house of assembly chairman for embezzling the sum of 80million naira but i tell you,till this day the chairman has regreted nothing
Stella:hahahaha,then it means mr presido's words became a blessing to him?
Me:juliet do and leave here and let me settle the rest
Stella:yes sir,the superman had spoken hahahaha
Me:so mr DPO who is the other masked guy?
Voice:inspector you see! in this world everyone is surrounded by enemies and i bet you that you wont believe that the masked guy you saw is your friend officer john
Me:lies,officer john was shot by his left arm unlike the man i saw at there
Voice:that was probably because you did not have the opportunity of taking a close observation of him
Me:hmmm(i know something is wrong somewhere)
Juliet:james i won't let you die here i promise,i would get you out of here
Me:no,once you are released,go and don't come back for me,i would be fine
Juliet:no,i would make sure my father sends tens of armies for your sake
Stella:hahaha what your father couldnt do for your sake,well it would be too late then
Voice:very late indeed(i heard them kiss the laughter arose)
Me:i told you i would be fine
Juliet:but who is officer john?
Me:don't worry about that,it a simple case.
They left us blind folded,i was just too dumb founded to believe it officer john.let it not be him,who i had i mind but its really him,he had been pretending all this while right,making me be the fool in the midle of his enemies,wining and dinning.
Voice:you take the girl out of here,i mean far away from this building and let her go,her father had settled us.and you bring the inspector lets finish him up and vacate here immediately(i heard juliet shout as she was being lead away)
Juliet:noooo nooo please dont kill him please,let him go and i would make my father give you more money please(as she pleaded for me her voice was fading meaning she was being forced out with every plead so makes)pleassse i beg you DPO please,stella do something please do something pleaseee(i could no longer hear her voice meaning she had been taking away,not even her echos was heard,all that could just escape from my mouth was "go juliet go" wink

...i felt two hands lead me up and then i walked in the midle of the two men,soon i could hear a little of juliet's shouting
Voice:jack go and tell humble to drug that girl to sleep so avoid her causing us troubles
Jack: ok bossy
Me:no no dont do that
Voice:no let stella go,keep holding him...i was lead to a tree,tied like a criminal awaiting firing squad,there was really no escape way for me,so i was going to die
Voice:let him see...the blind fold was taken off my eyes and i saw him standing but masked,and the so called john,then he took off his masked,it was him,and john took off his,it was also him,i mean those i suspected.
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Ask me for next episode via email (kybee21@yahoo.com)
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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 11:20pm On Sep 03, 2016

Laughing Kidney
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 14
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Me: ok.so who be the man and wetin be my business with am?
Capon:the man in question is called chief Ede and i want you to go and become his driver
Me:hahahaha,the boss the boss
Capon:wetin happen,why you dey laugh
Me:the boss you say make me,DANIEL KYBEE in capital letter for that matter,a.k.a the sky,the only man that can't be predicted,make me,carry my two legs,waka go become driver,for wetin nauh,as as how?
Capon:wait! you dehy craze? you kiss craze abi you Bleep witch? iffah slap your carrer e go affact your future,shey becoz say i dey keep you quite nah im kom dehy give you mind! i go put bullet for your brain,you dehy craze?
Me:the boss what sup nau,it is play we are nah.me sky disobey the boss,(use one finger to demostrate)i dehy craze,even if i kiss craze no be 4 ur side nah so the boss,calm down.it is play we are,oyah tell me anything u want make i do and i go do am,shey nah make i put bullet for im head abi na to butcher ram,just yarn me
Capon:nah now u dehy talk.see eh u go become im driver
Me:the boss see eh,how i go take force the man to be im driver nah and u know say the old man go don get driver
Capon:calm down nah,see na me be the capon,the unshakable.immediatly i got the contract i began monitoring him and i can asure you that he is in need of a driver at the moment so all you would need to do is to apply,get the work and continue monitoring him for just 8 days,by then the ground would have been clear by then.during all this we would keep in touch with u.
Me:so how do i kill him?
Capon:you won't kill him,your work is to creat space for his death
Me:but who is these chief Soso that you are talking about?
Capon:forget him for no till the elimination is done.just do the job well and you gat 5million share from the 15million pay
Me:ah the boss,you go find me something first nah
Capon:sky sky
Me:the boss the boss
Capon:u eh,u too like money
Me:ah capo,na who no like money for this cabal,make dem go do the person medical checkup be that nah
Capon:funny sky.i go first give u 3bay then after the mission you go get the remaining 2bay,i just dey give u 5bay sake of say u be my guy o so no go fumble o
Me:the boss see eh u over too much infact eh after u na u,i no fit shout be make i tell u,u see the water wey Chief Ede use harmattan season fetch,rain go fall for him head during dry season,i tell u.look me well,i go run am,i swear i go run am
Capon:na d tin wehy make me lyk u be dis.
Me:abeg just begin see the man as person wehy don puff(die)but eh hw i go take know the man?
Capon: (brought out a photo of chief Edeh)na im be dis
Me:chai,chaiiii,obituary,infact edehtuary na im be dis.see capon make i go prepare,no maro at all
Capon: ok nah,before u reach house ur 3bay go dey wait...stood up and left
Me:correct guy.i too like u...i got up,pick my bag and went home and guess what,i met the 3bay(three million)waiting for me in a small Ghana Must Go bag.o boi see money,i die here,hahaha,i be richman o,maro don sale welle.i rushed outside my lodge met students in the compound
Me:guys hafa na
Students:we dey o
Me:guys i just win bet 9ja and as e be say una dey 13 outside make the 13 of u just take this 200,000 bay sale body first
Students:heeeey,God bless o
Me:make una no vex say the money small,na 800,000 bay i win.when the students wehy nor dey around come back make una tell them to halla me for their own share
Students:bros u too much..i just gave them the money and went back inside,feeling like the galadima(gallant boy) i am but wait o,how long would this cult of a thing continue,they might even be planning me and am here fooling myself and see i have even stopped the search of my fathe Mr Vincent Kybee,no o,after this mission i must find him o wether the devil likes it or not o.
.i remembered Sir Winners and my siblings,i made a few calls,got my bag and set off to Edo to see my adopted family before anyother thing.
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 8:30pm On Sep 02, 2016

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 13
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Mehn the next day,i took my bath and off to school.i got to the school gate and met armies all armed standing by the gate.they collected my bag and search it like they were washing it lolz.they searched me too like a common thief and almost got me naked,i wanted to para(provoke and react) but when i remembered the say "if soldier slap you you go know say police na your friend" so a just melo.they were still searching me when one guy came,he was forming big boy,his trouser was half way his waste with one ear ring on his left ear(upon say i belong i nor craze reach like that)with his rough jerry coil
Soldier:mr man u look like an animal
Boy: *silent*
Soldier:are you a celeb that you are looking this way?
Boy:bros you dey fall my hand,as in eh u fall my hand reach ground
Soldier:eh? repeat am?
Boy:must i be celeb before i go show swag!
Soldier:you wan show swag? oyah wait...like play like play come see beating.i just dey go my own before yawa go gas.see inside school,soldiers everywhere you go.oh we don creat o.through out that day infact that week and 2 more weeks added the school was still taking about the attrack and trust THE ELVIS they don clear school for the time been.
We went on well and related well with Cloud till a month passed then the capon called me,matchety and few others for a secret meeting where he discussed with us on how to eliminate Cloud(i knew it and i said it,forgiveness is a sin so he cant be forgiven and now judgement day is here).the plan was well set and trust BLACKERS its a prefect plan.oya watch how the plan goes
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a party was created(oh God save those that belong for they no not what they got themselves involve with.let me share this secret with u.if u belong please becareful of parties and clubs,its the perfect setup to eliminate anyone when he or she is no longer useful or wanted especially when you fuckup)this part was hold on a sunday afternoon,it lasted till mama's call.we began paying our last respect to the ignorant Cloud.everyone seem to be at peace with him(what we did was that we never told him about the party till the D-day and we invited him to the party by 8pm,this was done in other to leave no trace of his death).
When he came everyone was shaking him and hailing him "cloud nigga,cloud cloud,bado,alaye etc" and the mumu was laughing and shaking hands,he danced and dance(oh how i wish he knew it was his last dance) and then he was served drugged drinks.within the hours of 2 (2hours)he had drank like 8 bottles.then we kept him busy dancing till he started misbehaving.the time is here.we quickly ended the party and we began walking and gisting till we got to the school compound(we entered the school through the bush)at the back of Cloud's lecture hall his grave has already been dung.Cloud had been drugged so he wasnt his self and he was just staggering.when we got there we meet the capon already there...
We got there and stood in a circle
Capon:cloud fall out(the guy just stood staring,the drug was really working)talking too much would be a waste of time but incase God replay this record for u nah make u know say u Bleep up.u betrayed a brother because of money,just too bad.push him to the grave and cover him alive...the capon said as he turned and left.then two guys pushed him inside and began covering it as the rest of us all began to leave the scene.oh what a big fuckup from cloud.we dismissed to our various houses.
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Then next day being monday,i got up,prepared for lectures and left,things moved on well like nothing ever happened.i was still in school when capon called me.i picked up
Me:the boss im self
Capon:sky get ready,you have a mission
Me:the boss,wetin sup?
Capon: one politican just give us work and he is paying 15m for the work
Me:which mission be dat the boss
Capon:termination mission
Me:ah capon,i nev...er(i turned left and right to make sure no student was close before continuing and thank God non was close)i never kill before nah
Capon:but u don go reach 15 termination mission for the past na
Me:ehhhn i no but i no kill nah
Capon:you better wise up and get mind now because on day u go become arkman
Me:capon me know na but that day never reach
Capon:well you no go kill but nah you go lead the mission
Me:how,the boss
Capon:where you dey self
Me:i dey skul...call ends.wetin come end call nah.i looked up and saw the capon coming to where i was seated.he got close and sat with me
Capon:so u dey school na im i dey waste my airtime abi
Me:nor vex,i nor no say you dey school
Capon:this is the plan.u would go and start working for the man
Me:which man?
Capon:the man is also a politican,running for another party and you know election is few months away.the man in question is an opponent of chief Soso who happens to be his running mate
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 6:13pm On Sep 02, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 10
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Juliet:james is that you?
Me:yes
Juliet:what are you doing here
Me:i came to save you,i want to get you out of here
Juliet:why james why? Why are you endangering your life to save mine
Me:lets just say i missed your smiles and friendliness
Juliet:dont lie to me james,i know my father must had put blames on you and sent you here
Me:your father his excellency does not even know i am here
Stella: (walks in)i can see the two love birds are getting on well
Me:stella you would regret this,i swear with my last blood
Juliet:stella? So it been you stella
Stella: oh you keep shut.well i got a good news for you juliet that's why am here but there is a little bad news attached to it
Me:stop beating around the bush,her father already paid your demands so let go of her
Stella:i wish i can but as you can see am just a worker here,i take instructions like every other person here
Me:a worker? Then who is your leader?
Stella:hahaha,calm down handsome,must we rush into everything? Just calm down you would get to meet him soon before you die
Me:ah am shivering,feel threaten and am pleading,like am afraid to die
Juliet:you dare not touch him stella
Stella: oh keep shut,do you think we are playing politics here? Even if we are,dear(touched her face)not your father's kind,hahaha
Me:kill me now that you can stella,because next minute might be too late
Stella:hmmm i never knew we gat a superman here,he really got some guts but well lets see the magic you would perform because we still have 3hours in here before we leave,ouch i just remembered(leaving juliet) mr handsome what's to be a superman for the president daughter's sake
Me:hahahaha,at lest she's worth it.honeypie you should be ashamed of yourself and i bet you no mercy would be shown to you when caught.
Stella:hmmm when caught! that day i would be caught is yet and never to be born(the masked guy came in)
Masked man: S.T the bossy is here
Stella: ok,jack blind fold this police fool...the guy came forward and roughly blind folded me,well i dont blame him,he is well built and me i dnt even have chest that would intimidate him not to talk of muscle that he would fear.i could now see nothing but total darkness then i heard a well built voice,same i had always heard during that unknown number calls
Voice: o sweet you did a nice job
Stella:honey trust me,am so good at it
Me:so good at evil,what a shame
Voice: oh oh oh look the stubborn fly we got here
Me:and i guess you are scared of the stubborn fly that's why you hide your face from it
Voice:hahaha look who is talking,am not scared junior boy,am not scared of stubborn flies am only preventing the disease that comes with them because prevention they say is better than cure as injection no beta pass tablet...wait a minute,someone used to call me that junior boy years back,am trying hard to remember who it is
Stella:hahaha,real disease dear,a terrible one at that.
Me:junior boy! Who could that be and who is that masked guy that pointed gun at me??
Stella:handsome if you ask me na who i go ask?
Voice: prepare everyone,we had gotten the money,we vacate here in 3hours time,i would intruct you on when to release the president daughter and when to get rid of this idiot that had always proved stubborn
Juliet: (whispered)had anyone ever called you that name? I mean junior boy
Me: (whispered back)yea,years back but i can recall who it is
Juliet: (whispered)then think,think to recall
Voice:inspector james,i told you that i would get you some day and here is the day
Juliet: (whispered)think,is it at home,at the office,play ground church,school or where?
Voice:what is she whispering to you
Me:junior boy! Junior boy!! Junior boy!!! Junior boy!!!! Junior boy!!!!! Wait a minute,mr DPO?
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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This story is also available on facebook @Laughing kidney

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 10:05am On Sep 02, 2016

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 9
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I walked into the lecture hall as everyones' eyes turn one me.they must have missed the guy they use to make mockery of.
I sat down,not minding the eyes.before,i would had become ashamed but now am happy they are staring at me showing that am a celeb.mr mike walked in
Mr Mike:hello class
All:hello sir
Mr Mike:who can remind me where we stopped...i looked into the course outline that had writen down(mr mike is our Economics lecturer but left for me alone i would call him our Economics preacher because he can't even teach or lecture)a girl raised her hands up
Mr Mike:no no not you,where is that boy(the whole class knew he was referring to me so they all faced me with most of them already laughing,he followed the multitude's eyes and found me)yes.so where did we stop?
Me:demand sir....he looked at me for sometime then start teaching.i sent a message to matchety
Me:hi matchety,where are you,i want to come meet you...
and he replied
Matchety:no stay,i know why you want to come,because of the lecturer in your class
Me:how did you know
Matchety:common am your shadow so i know,just stay in,capon just imported(invited)people to take care of him
Me:ah,bado but hope he won't be killed because i dont want that
Matchety: ok no qualm,but delete this messages,ama delete mine too should you be suspected
Me: ok...i smiled to myself and relaxed.after some minutes mr mike started.how i wished he knew what awaits him he wouldnt have dared
Mr Mike:where is that boy(i kept calm though i knew he was referring to me,he sighted me)yes you,stand up(i stood up with all boldness)you look neat today,you finally found who to borrow clothes from(the eve ready to laugh class bursted out with laughter)whose clothes is this?
Me:hmmm sir
Mr Mike:is hmmm an answer(the class laughed more louder,then a voice answered from outside)
Voice:na your papa cloth the guy borrow...i looked to see who it was but saw no one,even the whole who were now lost in laughter and mr mike looked to see who would surface from outside but no one did
Mr Mike:who is that idiot?...two guys entered with others standing two two in each of the four door post all on black holding long guns.fear gripe my course mates
1st Guy:na you be idiot,you be josing man
2nd Guy: (turned to the class)hey stop shouting,we are not here to harm any of you,we are here for your lecturer,just stay calm not to make use change mind(the class went dead but students were shivering,even some girls were crying)hey you(me)come out(i did)
1st Guy:u nah josing man,ur student wehy u suppose dehy respect and talk maturedly in front of am so dem go respect u nah im u make dehy regret why im kom we skul
Mr Mike: (shivering)am ju..ju..sst joking with him,you can ask him
Me:yes its true(dont mind me,am just acting in other not to be suspected)
2nd Guy: okay we don hear but
Mr Mike:thank you sir
2nd Guy:da ke jare(keep quite jare)i still dehy yahn
Mr Mike: (shivering)sorry sir,am quite sir
2nd Guy:i wan make you borrow am your clothes so begin pull am now infront of the students
Mr Mike: ah ah
1st Guy: (cracks his gun)oyah begin pull...i laughed at mr mike inwardly as i watched him hurriedly unbuckle his belt,pull his trouser and T-shirt
1st Guy: oyah remove your singlet and boxers.he wan borrow am too
Mr Mike:ah ah i would be naked!
1st Guy:i know but nah you say if person no get make the person borrow so help the boy out...mr mike removed his singlet and shamefully removed his boxer and here goes mr dickson dingling like a bell and the whole class shouted out aloud...then something happened,mr mike collapsed.
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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Sorry am stopping this short.ba3 low bt just kip up for 10
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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 9:57am On Sep 02, 2016

Laughing Kidney
WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 12
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Me:sir si ssssir hmmm
1st Security: (slapped me and tried removing my mask,but i held his hand tight)remove this mask
Me: (see dis joel man o,he wan spoil show)
2nd Soldier:free am first,let them come and show us what they have in that bag they threw over the fence...they lead us into the school on gun point with the school securities following.now here is the plan *those soldiers are fake,infact they are our imported men from other universities,we still have some of them inside the school waiting for us to just distribut the guns to them.now those fake soldiers are to pretensously lead us inside the school to prevent the securities nonsense,that's why they never asked us to remove our masks to reveal our face,then we would carry the bag and do the following things that would occure*
they lead us inside to where we had dropped our bags on gun point and instructed us to pick up the bags and open it.we picked up the bag,then some of our boys inside the school started rushing out from nowhere on their mask,quickly we opened our bags and began distributing it to them as they catch it while in the air,the fake soldiers(our men)had now turned from pointing the gun at us,to pointing it at the securities who were now on their kneels (see perfect plan).
13 BLACKERS stayed at the gate uping the securities under arrest for the main time and locking up the gate,preventing anybody or vehicles from coming in or going out then 20 of us well armed started walking to skipper's department,i was to point him out when we get there(skipper is a final year student of law,so unfortunate his parents would start mourning him from today.oh what a wasted school fees right from his KG to his higher school.see guys cultism is bad,u must stay off it SAY NO TO CULTISM because at the last day u may have to pay with ur life,even if other enemy cults don't kill u,ur own people(cult group)would run u down).
We entered his department.i guess he knew he was the one we were looking for because immediately he saw the masked us he jumped his class window,we chased him and began releasing fire,come and see innocent and guilty students running helter skatter for their lives.myself,matchety,viper and sugar B and two other guys chased skipper while the rest of our men ran after every suspected member of ELVIS CULT.he ran into the bush on campus and we kept chasing him.we cant give up the chase,do u know who he had killed,our butcher,the arkman himself,for what nau.
We kept chasing him till he was out of school and this time we were on the mere road running after skipper with guns.everyone were looking at us but who cares,no body knows it me nah my face was masked,infact our faces where masked except for skipper's own.we chased him till he ran into his lodge and padlocked the gate.mehn who gate help,who gate serve,gate don baff? We jumped fence into his lodge compound and for sure i know his lodge(i be im friend before nah),we kicked his door opened and found him shivering
Viper:u don run finish? when u dey dance skelewu ontop azonto music fear no catch u,u no shiver,na now wehy skelewu don dey play for u to dance azonto u kom dey shiver abi
Matchety:chai rain don use dry season fall ontop ur head just because u use harmattan fetch water.
Sugar B:i dey feel today like madth,i too dey like judgement day because on dat day spoilt fruits dehy shiver
Viper: oyeeeh oo
Skipper:guys abeg,na me be only pikin for my family abeg,make una spare me abeg
Me:hmmm skipper,why u fall hand wen u knw say u be only seed
SugarB:chai only pikin.wait make i yarn u eh,na only pikin them death dey sweet pass,e be like honey wehy dem never mix with anything.oya waka make we dehy go.
Skipper:abeg,abeg,i fit give una anything una want and i go waka leave this town quick quick abeg.
Viper:hahaha,sitdown here make pant dehy wear u nah,nna waka b4 i go begin kill u from here...
We moved skipper outside and trekked right back to school were enough death were lying.many ELVIS were down already
Me:hope no innocent student was killed?
Gentle:no,nah ELVIS we go for
Me:better.we own the school and no one mess with us and go free..many hands joined in beating skipper,stripped him naked before he was tied to a car that drove off while the rest of us followed up in different cars.oh,i watched skipper die a slow and painful death,an only son for that matter.too bad.
Before the police and the rest mumu forces showed up we were done with skipper's remain lying by the road and now am sure its Cloud's turn because FORGIVENESS IS A SIN SO HE CANT BE FORGIVEN!!!
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*****TO BE CONTINUED*****
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Update by Daniel Kybee

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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 12:38am On Sep 02, 2016

Nawa for pple here on nairaland.
I've 11 episode of WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE all posted here with about 255 views without one comment or one like.
U guys should encourage the author with comment and like that cost u nothing
If the story is not interesting please let me know so I can stop posting

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 12:12am On Sep 02, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 8
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Writen by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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DPO:summit your gun and the police uniform before you leave
Me:but sir i am not being sacked
DPO: do as you were asked(turns and enter the station building and others followed)...i just stood there watching in dismay,if i had really been the cause of the suspect's death then i made a great mistake,i shouldnt had allowed my temper control me.i went to the dressing room and undressed,leaving me in mufti.i dropped my gun(but still has my pistol) then off to my car.officer john wasnt around i guess he had been given a compulsary leave due to his injury.in as much as i was confused and angry i didnt let that disturb my driving,i drove home only meditating on the issue at hand.
Stella:you back so early
Me:yea,had issues at the station
Stella:what issues?
Me:i was suspended because the suspect of yesterday died
Stella:and how is that your business?
Me:you won't understand,i really need to rest my head now
Stella: emm it even better at lest you would have to rest.so when is the suspension ending
Me:till further notics
Stella: ok but something just arose so i would be travelling by 12pm
Me:again?
Stella:honey dont worry i would be coming back in two days time
Me:ah too far but well since it urgent i cant stop u
Stella:thanks honey pie
Me:hmmm honey pie! ...later in the day stella travelled,i had the house to myself,thinking all through,i really need to act as quick as possible to save the president Juliet my good friend,i picked up my phone and called officer john
Me:hello officer john
Officer John:good afternoon sir
Me:how are you
Officer John:am fine,how is work sir
Me:hmmm i was suspended from work
Officer john:jesus,why sir
Me:the suspect died due to the beatings i melted out to him
Officer John:what a dilemma sir,so how then would you rescue the president daughter?
Me:i really dont know(ba3 flat,phone off)o shit,what's all this na,wait the suspect said they kept the president daughter at mpape,in the an area he has defined,hmmm i must save her,i must...i quickly stood up,opened my bag and brought out some bullets but i really dont have to go today,have to wait till tomorrow.i went back to bed and lied down awaiting the next day.
It finally came,i wore my black and black,went on my black face cap,took my pistol then off with my bike,i dont have to go with car.i was entering Mpape when i saw the president car,i slowed down,distance my bike and carefully followed.some the driver was out of the car as he pulled over,the phone over his ear,i guess he was talking to someone but i dont know who and i wondered what he was doing at mpape alone with the president car,i guess the president must had sent him on errand but he was looking around suspeciously.soon he went to the boot of the car opened it,brought out a suitcase and got into a bike with the phone still on his ear,it now obvious he was being instructed by someone,then i followed using my helment to cover my face,i trailed him for 15minutes before another bike over took me in high speed,it has a passeger at the back,both where masked and when they where close enough to the other bike the one at the back snatched the suitcase from the president driver and raced off,that was when i increased my speed,and raced after them,they noticed me and increased,i was a little far from them,i had to go no hand on my ride as i kept speeding,got hold of my pistol(because i knew that if i dont get them then the president daughters life would be at risk)i shot the tyre of their bike which caused them to fall,i raced up to them removing their masks and guessed who it was? I had been suspecting stella but guess who i have here,oh impossible
Me:youuu?
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I dnt like the likes am getting for this story,i need 150 likes before i can continue.thanks
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Luxguy
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Update by Daniel Kybee

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 12:11am On Sep 02, 2016

PIGEON
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Story writen by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Officer John:who is that sir?
Me:an unknown person
Officer John:what did he say sir
Me:doctor can we go now?
Doctor:yes
Me: officer john lets go...i entered the ward my supposed pigeon was and met him lying
Me:your leader just called me ordering me to let you go before the next two hours
Suspect:then do it
Me:i wonder if that's how he order people round his village and even if he does that he should be aware this isnt his village
Suspect:do what you are asked to do and stop keeping me hostage oga police...this angered me,i rushed to his lying position and started hitting him all over while officer john tried stopping me with his one hand but couldn't,he called on the doctor who also came and joined him in holding me but they couldnt,the doctor then called his security who joined hand in holding me
Me: (ponding hard with breath)stupid idiot,do u knw what ur actions are causing me! who is giving you mind(suspect pleading)
Doctor:inspector,why here,you can do this at the station...i calmed a little,uncuffed him from the hospital bed then cuffed his two hands backward.
We drove to the station by then the D.P.O had given me 12 missed calls,i did not even bother entering his office,i just took the suspect straight to the interrogation room,i did not waste time in beating the hell out of him
D.P.O:inspector james stop that(i paused and turned,that was when i realized that i was sweating,i guess the suspect shouting must had forced the D.P.O out of his office)do u want to kill him?
Me:sir,he is a suspect
D.P.O: so? You want to kill him instead of getting the where about of others from him? See me in my office immediatly(turns and leave,i turned to the suspect,that was when i noticed he was spitting out blood with injuries all over his face)
Me:am coming back for you,your stupid leader thinks he can threaten me,i will deal with him but let me start from you first...i entered the DPO's office and met him walking around his office as if he had just been defrauded of millions
Me:morning sir
DPO:inspector james what happened to officer john
Me:he was shot last night when we went to investigate the crime area last night sir
DPO:you got a suspect right,make him confess because you have not less than 13 hours left as directed by the president
Me:i would try my best sir
DPO:dont try your best do your best...i bounced out of the office back to the interrogation room.
I tried all i could to make the idiot confess but he refused,i had to use electric on him before he said a little word then fainted,i called some other officers to throw his unconcious body into the cell they did,then the unknown number called again
Me:hi,i had been dealing with the idiot
Unknown:inspector i would get you
Me:yes sir.
The next day i got to work only to meet the DPO and some gallant officers waiting for me with a letter from the office of the president.
DPO:inspector here is your suspention letter
Me: (surprised)why sir?
DPO:the pigeon we kept in the cell died due to your beatings and you failed the country
Me:but sir i...
DPO: no buts...i weakly collected the letter,i never knew those beating would kill the suspect,our only source of information but am suspecting a foul play here
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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Luxguy

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 12:07am On Sep 02, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 6
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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This story is writen and owned by Michael Luxguy Augustine so dnt get decieved by anyone
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Me:hello doctor
Doctor:inspector where are you
Me: (seating up)any problem?
Doctor:no no,but the two patient are good to go
Me:how come?
Doctor:the only wounded person is officer john,i guess the other patient fainted due to fear but he is ok now
Me:am right on my way now(ends the call)i need to get going now
Stella:what happened?
Me:the patients are ok and fit for discharge
Stella: (face changed some how)mmm ok but becareful,see you didnt even eat or even rest
Me:i would be ok(D.P.O call came in)oh this man again(picked up)morning sir
D.P.O: inspector jame where are you?
Me:am at home sir
D.P.O:by this time,when you are fully aware that the president,his vice and the first lady are on my neck
Me:sorry sir
D.P.O:sorry for yourself,get your sorry self to my office now,am giving you 5 minutes...call ends
Me:i got to go now,the D.P.O just called me
Stella:eat something first
Me:when i come back...without waiting for her response i dashed outside,got into my car and drove off(to the station? Iffa hear) to the hospital.i got there and saw officer john and the doctor,his arm had been dressed
Me:john how are you
Officer John:morning sir,am fine sir
Doctor: oh inspector thank God you are here
Me:you seem to be hurrying me doctor
Doctor:sorry inspector,i just need the suspect in the other ward out of here because his stay here is dangerous,he would be endangering my life and that of my patients
Me:how doctor
Doctor:you left no body to guide him or you forgot it just the hand cuff holding him? The people he works for would definitely come to rescue or kill him to protect their secret.inspector james i shouldnt be telling you this,you should know
Me:hmmm doc you are right,sorry about that...call comes in
Doctor:no problem
Me: (it the D.P.O calling so i ignored it)so john,good to go?
Officer John:yea,thanks for last night sir
Me:i should be thanking you(another call from the D.P.O)you gave your best
Officer John:and you saved my life at the dying minute
Me:hahahahaha(he joined me)
BOTH OF US:hahahahahaha...then another call
Me: oh,this man live me alone na(i checked my phone,it wasnt the D.P.O,it was an unknown number,i picked it)how many i help you
Unknown:inspector James you have 2hours to release my men on your custody
Me: or what?(call ends)talk you idiot,hello,hello
Officer John:who was that sir?
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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Low ba3 to be continued later today,pls bear!!

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 12:06am On Sep 02, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 5
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STORY BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE
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I drove home,force the car door open,stella was already out to welcome me,i took my pistol and pointed it straight to her forehead,she became instantly appelled
Stella:what's this
Me:start talking,who sent you to spy on me
Stella:what are you talking about?
Me: one more question from you and you are gone.who sent you and why did you set me up last night
Stella:sweetheart i no nothing about this,believe me,am trying to understand
Me:understand what,your plans?
Stella: please stop this false accusation
Me:you better start talking now or..
Stella:fine,go on and kill me,if that would convience you...those words touched me,i felt i had wrongly accused her,i drop the gun from her forehead keeping back on my waist
Me:am sorry,just that..
Stella: oh spare me that,i dont need your excuses(walking out on me)
Me:ella please hear me out.o gosh(kicks the tyre of my car)...i hurried inside and met stella packing her clothes
Me: ella
Stella: essh
Me:where are you packing to
Stella:leaving your god dam house before you kill me one day and you know even an ordinary police can cover up not to talk of an inspector
Me:don't talk like that ella
Stella:then how do you expect me to talk(stop folding her dress then faced me)since you want to die in the case of the president daughter dear go on and die but dont involve me,anyway am even leaving your house(continued folding)
Me:don't sound like this,you know she was my good friend before her kidnapp
Stella:bravo,mr superman,that's why you must do the work meant for the CIDS and SSS? i forgot that is enough reason or probably she is your secret lover
Me:stop it
Stella:stop what
Me:honeypie am so sorry,please dont go,i was so confused and angry,the way those guys tricked us it was obvious someone gave them info
Stella:and i was the person that came into your mind? How could you,how could you supect me of such evil,so am now a criminal...i was able to bring stella to forgive me and she stop packing her things
Me:thanks alot
Stella:so where is officer john
Me:at the hospital recieving treatment,he was shot
Stella: o my God,thank God he isnt dead
Me:yea,he was shot on his left arm
Stella:thank God,how about the kidnappers,did you get any?
Me:yea,one dead and the other in the police custody,he would serve as a pigeon to get others for now...my phone rang,its the doctor calling,hope no problem at the hospital.
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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Update @LAUGHING KIDNEY facebook page

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 12:05am On Sep 02, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 4
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STORY BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE
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Who else knew about this,who is their informat.the whole place was dark except for the bright police torch i was holding,i noticed i was close to a window but how would i escape without officer john,i cant leave him to get killed
Officer John: (almost whispering in pains)go sir,just go
Me:but i...
Officer John:go,we both would get killed.
Voice:drop your gun i say...i quickly switched the torch off(it has been the only source of light in the building)and everywhere got dark and quickly jumping off from the window and gun shots follows,i didnt stop running nor did i give up my gun for anything,i got into the car and zoomed off
Me: oh shit,john,john oh shit...an idea struck my mind,i pulled over,pick up my gun,opened the pidgin hole in my car and brougth out a pistol "time for surprise" i said to myself and walked back to the uncompleted building leaving my car by the road,i tip toed into the uncompleted building taking cover on one of the pillars' holding the building,i could listen to their conversation from there
Voice:he escaped but you cant escape
Officer John:at lest am not dying for the wrong purpose
Voice:i would use your corpse to send a message to the police for them to pass it to the president... "lets do this" i said to myself raising the two guns hold to both hands and then began to shot both at a time,the room was dark so i couldnt see watsup in the building but for sure the was confusion as everyone of they ran for their life,they must be thinking that the police had rounded them up as it wasnt just a gun shooting,i suddenly stopped shooting and entered the room
Me: officer john are you there?
Office John:sir is that you?
Me:yes
Officer John: over here sir...i moved closer,my legs hit the torch,i picked it up and switched it on,i saw him where he was lying and two other bodies lying two,my bullet must had hit them,i bent over checking their impulse,one was dead while the other was still alive,i helped john up,he had been shot at his left arm,i picked up his gun and gave it to him with mine but i got the pistol by my waist,then up to my shoulder,i raised the guy whom had passed out,then off the building to the car.we got to the car,i opened the back door and dropped the guy there,cuffing his both hands together,i closed him there,john was already at the front sit gruming in pains.i got in and drove off straight to "HOLY WEALTH'S HOSPITAL" close to the station.
We got there and both were taking to the emergency hall,i check the time and it was past one already
Doctor:sir can you kindly come and re-adjust the hand cuff...i walked into the ward,opened the hand cuff and removed it from one of his hand and then cuffing him to the hospital bed.
By 5 a.m i left the for my house,stella was my only suspect now and she would get it hot but like seriously am feeling like a super D now knowing fully well that the battle was just about to start.
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Luxguy
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Update by Daniel Kybee

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 11:56pm On Sep 01, 2016

PIGEON
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I was a bit unconcious as i got into my car to drive home
Officer John: (running toward me)sir! sir!! sir!!! sir!!!!
Me: hey officer john,any problem?
Officer John:no sir just wanted to know if you are heading my way so you can drop me off
Me:where are you heading to because am following the post office's way
Officer John:yes sir that is my distination sir
Me: ok come in then let me drop you off...officer john opened the door and joined me at the front seat then i drove off.
Officer John:sir you aint looking your cheerful way,what's wrong sir?(his voice faintly asked)
Me:my brother it ok
Officer John:at the office i called you servally but you didnt answer
Me:am sorry,i didnt hear you call,i guess i was lost in thought then
Officer John:can i be of help sir
Me:it concerning the kidnap of the president's daughter,his given me 32hours to rescue her...there was silence for a while before he spoke up again
Officer John:sir this is really complicated sir and am in to help but sir any idea on how to go about it?
Me:if i had an idea i wouldn't be bothered
Officer John:haven't you thought of getting a pigeon?
Me: (slowing down my drive)pigeon?
Officer John:yes,i think it would help,even if we are not able to rescue the president daughter before 32hours i think having a realiable pigeon would easy the president a little
Me: oh,i never thought of this but there is still a problem
Officer John:what is that sir?
Me:how do we get one?
Officer John:we would follow the information gathered earlier and strike un-noticed
Me:hahahaha,that's funny,those kidnappers are smart and by the way they are having the president's daughter not just a common citizen,they would have vacated that area immediately after the fierce fire exchange we had fearing that more danger loom around
Officer John:so sir what do we do?
Me:that's the same question on my mind
Officer John:what if we comb that area at midnight today?
Me:woaw,that's a nice idea,we give that a try
Officer John:am stopping over there sir
Me:i would be giving you a call tonight for the investigation
Officer John: ok sir,thanks for the lift sir
Me:no problem and thanks for the idea you shared with me(pulled over)
Officer John:it nothing sir(came down from the car and i drove off)...i pray this works,if we are able to get one or two pigeon then our work would be easier.i got home into the warm embrace of Stella.after a long lasted kiss she finally broke the kiss
Stella:honey how was it,how did it go,were you able to meet up with the president at the station?(she asked all at once)
Me:bebe easy,one question at a time
Stella:hahaha i will beat you o,answer me jare
Me:hahaha beat ke.i met up with him and imagine that all blames goes to me and am given 32hours to rescue her
Stella:ah how is that possible,must they get my hubby killed because the president daughter was kidnapped?
Me:you know we were friends before her kidnap and i was the only security close by as at the time of her kidnap i guess that's why the president is on me
Stella:sweetheart please i need you to be careful o
Me:yes i would be and tonight i would be combing that area we ealier saw the kidnappers with one other officer
Stella:no now,its risky out there
Me:dont worry about that,i would handle that and besides the officer going with me is an intelligent officer
Stella: oh,sure sir
Me:i dey H o
Stella:hahaha no be only H na Y
Me:am serious na
Stella: ok just wait a little longer,the food is almost done
Me:what food is that?
Stella:rice and beans na
Me: oyah sharper boh
Stella:sure sir.hahaha...we laughed and later joined her in the kitchen.
By 11:00 pm i called officer john to meet me at the junction,he accepted,i wore a black mufti up and down and picked up my gun
Me:sweetheart it time to go
Stella:ah na wont you forget this investigation,it risky.
Me:i have to go,the president is involved in this
Stella:the president? and so
Me:sweet catch you later...i dashed out of the room not waiting for her reply.i entered my car and drove off(yea my house isnt fenced)i met officer john already at the junction waiting,on seeing me he wasted no time in jumping into the car too,he was on black mufti and face cap to match,holding his gun by his left hand
Officer John:good evening sir
Me:ready?
Officer John:yes sir...i drove off and pulled over only when we got to our destination.we got down and entered the uncompleted building,it was just too calm in there
Me:no one is in here
Officer John:so what do we do now...before i would answer a gun sounded,the bullet hitting john,we had been betrayed my someone,i watch john fall
Voice:just give it up,drop your gun.
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Update by Daniel Kybee

PIGEON
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Episode 4
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STORY BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE
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Who else knew about this,who is their informat.the whole place was dark except for the bright police torch i was holding,i noticed i was close to a window but how would i escape without officer john,i cant leave him to get killed
Officer John: (almost whispering in pains)go sir,just go
Me:but i...
Officer John:go,we both would get killed.
Voice:drop your gun i say...i quickly switched the torch off(it has been the only source of light in the building)and everywhere got dark and quickly jumping off from the window and gun shots follows,i didnt stop running nor did i give up my gun for anything,i got into the car and zoomed off
Me: oh shit,john,john oh shit...an idea struck my mind,i pulled over,pick up my gun,opened the pidgin hole in my car and brougth out a pistol "time for surprise" i said to myself and walked back to the uncompleted building leaving my car by the road,i tip toed into the uncompleted building taking cover on one of the pillars' holding the building,i could listen to their conversation from there
Voice:he escaped but you cant escape
Officer John:at lest am not dying for the wrong purpose
Voice:i would use your corpse to send a message to the police for them to pass it to the president... "lets do this" i said to myself raising the two guns hold to both hands and then began to shot both at a time,the room was dark so i couldnt see watsup in the building but for sure the was confusion as everyone of they ran for their life,they must be thinking that the police had rounded them up as it wasnt just a gun shooting,i suddenly stopped shooting and entered the room
Me: officer john are you there?
Office John:sir is that you?
Me:yes
Officer John: over here sir...i moved closer,my legs hit the torch,i picked it up and switched it on,i saw him where he was lying and two other bodies lying two,my bullet must had hit them,i bent over checking their impulse,one was dead while the other was still alive,i helped john up,he had been shot at his left arm,i picked up his gun and gave it to him with mine but i got the pistol by my waist,then up to my shoulder,i raised the guy whom had passed out,then off the building to the car.we got to the car,i opened the back door and dropped the guy there,cuffing his both hands together,i closed him there,john was already at the front sit gruming in pains.i got in and drove off straight to "HOLY WEALTH'S HOSPITAL" close to the station.
We got there and both were taking to the emergency hall,i check the time and it was past one already
Doctor:sir can you kindly come and re-adjust the hand cuff...i walked into the ward,opened the hand cuff and removed it from one of his hand and then cuffing him to the hospital bed.
By 5 a.m i left the for my house,stella was my only suspect now and she would get it hot but like seriously am feeling like a super D now knowing fully well that the battle was just about to start.
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Update by Daniel Kybee

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 11:50pm On Sep 01, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 2
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STORY BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE
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Me:that's it
Stella:how did it happen?
Me:i was driving passed aso when i saw those criminals,they had already adopted her with all her men down so on arival they were driving her off
Stella:so what's the government saying
Me:sweet the government are on us and the D.P.O is on me
Stella:what is wrong with that man,does he think its easy or does he want to kill you?
Me:it my work and am enjoying every bit of it but i wonder why this country take the life of the rich so serious then that of the poor
Stella:such is life,she is the president daughter
Me:the president and the state house of assembly are on us,she is the president daughter not the president for christ sake(my phone rang,its the D.P.O and i picked it up) hello sir
D.P.O:inspector james where are you
Me:am around sir,eating close to the station.
DPO:stop that food now,i need you in my office the president is here
Me:am on my way sir(call ends,i stood up hurrying to the station)honey the president is waiting for me
Stella: oh not now nau
Me:dont worry i would be back shortly *pecks her*...i drove down to the station on getting to the D.P.O's office i saw the president comfortably sitted
D.P.O:here he comes his excellency
President:inspector james what is the report so fear
Me: positive sir
President: positive? Then where is my daughter
Me:we are very close to achieving that sir
President:for your imformation the adopters just called me now
Me: ok sir
D.P.O: and they are demanding two hundred and fifty million dollars $250,000,000
Me:jesus
President:what do you need to get those criminals down?
Me:arms sir,just good arms and everything is settled
President: ok but am giving you just 32 hours to get my daughter safe
Me:yes sir but we would be needing the number they called you with sir
President:get me a piece of paper then(i did,he bent over the table and wrote on the paper)that is it so get to work,no more excuse
Me:yes sir (he shake hands with the D.P.O before walking out of the office)...why dont this man get the state C.I.D or better still the SSS to do the job
D.P.O:you can leave now(i walked to the door opening it before the D.P.O's voice came again)remember inspector james you have 32hours and all the officers at your disposal...i didnt respond,i only Wstood not looking back then walked out.how would i save the president's daughter in 32hours,not even up to two days,why are they making it look as if itz my primary duty to protect the president daughter,well i would give my life for it.my phone rang again,a call coming from an unknown number,i picked it up
Voice:mr inspector,resign now that you still have a chance
Me:who are you
Voice:stay out of that case or my men would kill you
Me:till then...i ended the call.
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update by Daniel Kybee
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Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2016

PIGEON
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Episode 1
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STORY BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE
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D.P.O:where you able to get those men?
Me:sir we tired our every possible best but our bullets got finish
D.P.O:you must be out of your senses,your bullet got finish and yet you were not able to get down any of those crimals? For christ sake you are an inspector and the president is involved in this,we cant let our dear country stay without a president
Me:sir who are trying our best
D.P.O: (angrily hits his hand on the desk)my friend your best is not enough.the people are on us for christ sake
Me:sir we would keep trying sir
D.P.O:inspector james it obvious you don't know the presure on us.the president daughter was kidnapped right under your nose
Me:sir i wasn't the one guiding her,how was she kidnapped under my nose sir?
D.P.O: get out of my office now...i stood staring at him for a while before taking a walk out of his office. Incase you don't know me,am inspector james williams,a cop in the Nigerian police.now we are having a difficult situation at hand,the president daughter had just been kidnapped somewhat in my presence but it happened that i came late that was two days ago,i was driving along asokoro when i saw them driving her away with the police men guiding her lying lifeless,i tired all i could to catch up with them but it was too late and now the citizens of Nigeria are on us,the state house of assembly are on us and all the D.P.O can do is sit in his office and order us around.this morning we had recieved informations from an unidentified source about the where about of the adopters but unfortunately i lost two of my men after we ran out of bullets and all the D.P.O does is shout and shout.
I left the D.P.O's office pissed off,i was off for the day's work.i drove home and on getting home i met stella,she is the love of my life but we aint married yet nor have i proposed to her and i would do that soon because she is all i want in a woman,she is the most beautiful woman i had ever meant,calm,hardworking and so obedient and of course lovely
Me:you are back so soon?
Stella:yes honey,i couldn't stay a week,i missed you alot darling
Me:just two days ago that you left and you missed me this much.
Stella:yea.you come back so soon today and you look so paled what's the problem?
Me:the president daughter had just been kidnapped
Stella: oh my God.
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Update by Daniel Kybee
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www.facebook.com/laughing_kidney
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Pls dnt be offended 4 d shortness my ba3 is low now that's why.

Literature › Re: ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 11:44pm On Sep 01, 2016

well the story PIGEON is about betryal.its build on mystery,thriller and suspense.you knw most nigerian ask this question "why does the police like to make use of the word pigeon,are they trained to use that word instead of making use of simple english?" a friend asked me that question and i began to reason toward it,yea people would talk it to be pigeon bird why some would easily ask what is pigeon.
my story wasnt based on pigeon as a bird but according to how it is being used by the nigeria police so i made those write ups combining mystery,thriller and suspense to communicate with my readers

Literature › ****stories By Luxguy**** by kybee(op): 11:25pm On Sep 01, 2016

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]THIS STORY TITLED "PIGEON" IS #MICHAEL_LUXGUY_AUGUSTINE's WRITE UP

PIGEON IS SOLEMNLY WRITTEN AND STRICTLY OWN BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE.
WELL RESERVED FOR EVERYONE
ANY UNAUTHORIZED EDITING OR PUBLISHING IS ILLEGAL

Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 11:10pm On Sep 01, 2016

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 11
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Still on the call
Me:a brother betrayed a brother! who be that?
Capon:dont worry,i go give am race for this town and kosi koko lo ma shelle(and nothing would happen)this na unilag,my capalar,every josing man must be deleted
Me:capon d person wehy Bleep dis up we go Bleep am down
Capon:where is matchety
Me:he is here with me
Capon:make u guys dey well,make una dey careful for now and make una show for tonight meeting
Me:no yawa capo...call ends
Matchety:which brother Bleep this up?
Me:me never know but na deleting things
Matchety:unilag go hot no,ogbah go dey on
Me:guy anyhow na.
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That night we assembled for a meeting.we sang and dance around for some time before the angrily seated capon asked us to stop.
Capon: (angrily)BLACK MEN
All:we are your shadows
Capon:BLACK MEEENN
All:we follow you anywhere you go
Capon:BLACK MEEEN
All:but nothing goes for nothing....
Capon:i dey vexx,i dey die.person get mind,carry shit rub me for face
Viper:capo if person open eyes bit my head without fearing d brain,ah,when i dey bite him yarsh,god go punish the shit wey dey im yarsh
Mighty Joe:chai chai,god punish devil.
Matchety:i go run am,only me go run am na
Capon:dem fall my butcher dem no think am twice that one no dey too vex but the one wey vex me be say na one brother betray im own brother for sake of money and enemity between dem
All:chaaiiii,na which brother Bleep dis uuupp
Capon:Cloud fall out(cloud came out shivering) cloud why u fuckup,u forget say i be ur shadow,i dey follow u.i know every move u take,why would u betray a brother?
Cloud: (kneeling)no be my intention capo,nah mistake abeg make una forgive me,na ordinary bet i bet with the guy o,i no no say d guy na ELVIS
Capon:u use ur brother bet? kom collect d money without winning the bet abi? guys make una first observe some silence for a fallen soldier of this brotherhood and of this fraternity(everywhere became as silent as a grave yard,after some minutes the capon continued)cloud forgiveness na sin but i forgive u so fall back to ur stand
Cloud:thank u capon...
That night we planned how to revenge butcher's death in 3 days time and everything was well planned.
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i was surprised to find out that skipper(that my friend)was the capon of ELVIS and i never knew that but today being 3rd day,the judgement day.we got to the school gate(3 of us.myself,matchety and viper)on mask,carrying guns in our bags.many of our people are already inside the school waiting to be supplied with the guns to poff out.we walked passed the security men on our black up and down straight to the fence and each of us throw our bags over the fence into the school compound,we pretended to want jumping over the fence too into the school,just then we saw the securities approaching us but before they could close up on us(we had no intentions of running)an army van covered up.pulled over and four soldiers rushed out with guns.
1st Soldier: (pointing gun at us)what did u guys just threw over the fence.
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Yawa don gas.
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Luxguy
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Update by Daniel kybee

Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 11:08pm On Sep 01, 2016

Please guys I won't post PIGEON again

I wanna creat a new topic to be named "STORY SERIES BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE".

Updates by Daniel Kybee are stories solemnly written by MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE and STRICTLY OWN BY MICHAEL LUXGUY AUGUSTINE. The stories are well RESERVED for everyone but don't play any form of ILLEGAL EDITING AND PUBLISHING

U can view these stories on facebook @LAUGHING KIDNEY. . . . Just search for LAUGHING KIDNEY then click like

Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 7:14am On Sep 01, 2016

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 10
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Mr Mike tried covering his banana but was prevented from doing so.the guys just stood there making jest of him and using the tip of their gun to toy with his banana dingling like that of a bell
1st Guy:ah baba lecturer ye ma baje gan(this lecturer must be very spoilt)bros i greet o
2nd Guy: oya lets go outside
Mr Mike: outside! ah(collapse)
2nd Guys:guys make we comot...they left the lecture hall before the whole students started shouting.some where laughing while most girls were crying as we all surrounded the unconcious lecturer,some students were taking photos of him.the security finally surfaced,they ask what had happened,trust students,they narrated the story to them.they revived mr mike and took him out of the lecture hall.
The news spreed round the campus like burning fire with heavy.no body asked me anything about the incident,they thought those guys just came to my rescue due to the harrassment was too much,they all blamed mr mike for taking pleasure in harrassing a student(me) each time for no just reason,some were like "shey nah fashion we come skul 4! anybody can wear anything to the lecture hall as far as the cloth is covering the person's unclothedness".the truth is that the man just hate me and like making fun in class using me for no just reason because am always neat to lectures,just that my dressing code is too simple.
When i met matchety i was just too glad.i thanked him for everything and he said its all not his plan,the capon did.i was excited.when we got to meeting that night i thanked them all.my friendship with matchety grew,we became very close like brothers and this moved on well.i also made friends with skipper a guy on campus but i never knew he belong to a cult called "ELVIS" one of the hardcore enemies of BLACK MEN and as for mr mike i never saw him on campus again.
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i got into my year 2 in school(my year 1 result was cool) and to crown it all we are about writing our final exams for year 2 self.
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Am now a big boy.i dont lack anything again because the black men don't play little shits,we deal with politicans.we work for politicans or big businessmen and get heavy pay.what do you think when i said we work for politicans? Well i just meant that we help them do their dirty works like eliminating their enemies,though i had not killed yet but i had been promised that i would take part in the next business to come.
I was in my lodge playing ps 2 games with matchety as we bragged to deal with each other
Matchety:after today eh if u see me u wont want to play game again
Me:abeg make i hear,u too make mouth,i go finish u today(dont get surprised i now speak foul english(pidgin)that's one of the bad thing u learn when u start associating with bad friends and when u join the wrong people)
Matchety:eh.wu dey tok,see d bad R2 i dey play u na
Me:how many goals u don use am score,u nor dey see as i dey carry my keeper catch ur R2? No worry i go begin carry post for u now
Matchety:u say u go do wetin
Me:i go dey shift post,na cheat be that
Matchety:make i hear,shift wetin,no be only cheat na chat
Me:how u go take no when u just start game yesterday
Matchety: da ke jawe(keep shut jawe)
Me:see my goal here(he paused the game)u dey craze? why you go pause when i wan score u
Matchety: o ma sheybi ode(you would be acting like a fool)person dey call me(dip his hand into his trouser pocket)
Me:ta ni?(who?)
Matchety: (brought his phone out of his pocket and picked the call)hello observe.what? When? Na which fraternity buy this market? Capon don know? Ok na i dey with sky...hang up.
Me:wetin happen?
Matchety:ah sky
Me:na wetin na?
Matchety:butcher don off(die) he don rest in peace
Me:what?where,when,how,who do am?
Matchety: observer say them just pa(kill) am few minutes ago
Me: (boiling)who and how and for where,talk na
Matchety:na for campus,observer say na THE ELVIS kill am
Me: (stood up)ah,THE ELVIS don fuckuuup,dem don price market and them must buy am by force.school go hurt again
Matchety:ah scores don count 0:1,na we get school na,na we dey decide tinz 4 we skul kom dey run am too.aaah(stood up too)this is time for blood.blood must to for blood.why ELVIS go dey win us 0:1 for we home again
Me:calm down.we go treat dem fuckupp
Matchety:you must be careful now because war has began...call came into my phone,it was capon,i picked it up
Me:capon e don red
Capon:a mighty tree just fell
Me:too bad
Capon:a brother had just betrayed a brother.blood must go for blood
Me:betray?how,who??
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Update by Daniel kybee

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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 6:47am On Aug 31, 2016

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 8
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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Capon:loose the blind fold and let him see[someone helped me loose the blind fold]you are welcome to this fraternity tonight...i looked around and saw the place was filled up with men all on blacks with weapons of all kind.
Me:where are my?
Capon:in the intiation field.observer bring the calabash...observer brought in the calabash,to cut the long process short,they used a new blade to cut my thumb and my blood was added to a liquid content already in the calabash
Capon:drink from the calabash.
I took the calabash and drunk a little from it
Capon:finish it...i took it into my mouth and emptied the last content in it.its just tastless.
Capon:good.you have now taken the oath of the black men fraternity(oath!)and any day you disclose what just happened here to anyone,you would die.
Some other things were done,i was given mark close to my shoulder(intiation mark)
Capon:from today onwards,you are one of us,who touches you is inviting us.we are from today your shadow and your shadow can never leave you even in death.here are the rules of this brotherhood
1) you must not cast your self for casting is a sin to this brotherly fraternity
2)betryal of a brother is a sin
3)blood for blood etc...he mentioned so many rules of about 23.
Capon:from today your name is sky because the sky is clouded and is atimes unpredictable.congratulations sky...the members shook hands with me one after the other before they began to sing again.another song entirely **this is the way i wanted to be o
this is the way i wanted to be
oh i want to remain a black man (x3)
this is the way i wanted to be**
they sang on and on for some time then ask me to join them.
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i got to my lodge around to 4,i jumped in through the fence due to the gate was still locked.i opened my door,got inside and shut it,i laid down on my bed feeling great pains as a result of the kicking i received as part of the intiation.my legs where shaking.i did not know when i slept off.
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when i wokeup i was so hungry.i prepared bread and tea for myself,ate before getting rice into fire to boil,made stew.after eating i just stayed inside.no church for today,i cant even walk.then a knock came on my door.i went to the door and opened without askin who it was and behold its matchety
Matchety: (smile)hafa
Me:am fine
Matchety: (handing me something in a black bag)take
Me: (collected)what's this?
Matchety:just got you a phone because i observed u have none
Me:wow thanks
Matchety:so how was yesterday?
Me:my legs are broken
Matchety:sorry,it a normal thing to make you strong.the pains would stop soon
Me:thanks bro
Matchety:so sky hope we are friends
Me:why not.(i opened the bag,brought the phone out of its pack,it was a screen touch)am greatful
Matchety:later we go get sims for it
Me:yea thanks.never thought you were this nice
Matchety:bros english time don finish abeg give me food first,i dey H...we both laughed.myself and matchety became friends.we gisted and laughed along.he told me how he joined black men due to school intimidations and all that.he really gave me mind.we flowed well.later we both went to buy airtel sim and glo for my new phone.walked around ,as he kept showing me every bad guy we come acrose
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I couldn't attend lectures on monday and tuesday because of my legs but today wednesday i got to the lecture hall before mr mike,feeling different and new.when he came he lectured for sometime and then made the errors of his life.he did not know i had become a changed man,no longer scared nor ashamed.i bet he wont forget today in a hurry.
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Luxguy
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Update By Daniel Kybee

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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 11:22pm On Aug 30, 2016

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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 10:19pm On Aug 30, 2016

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 7
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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No wonder the students kept staring at me.i quickly took my bags from the ground and hurried inside.
That night was a messed up one because i was restless,if i thought of running off tonight but the threats the said capon gave me is just so fresh in my head.i really have to stop bothering my head over this because there is nothing i can do about it.if i decide to go to the police what would they do,i even heard some of the police belong so my hands are tied.
I continued lectures in my usual mode,always sad and ashamed.mr mike had really given me a bad mark and made me a mockery in my department.
Soon saturday was here,i washed my dirty clothes and began to sleep due to thinking.i couldnt even eat,i have no friends though i like making friends but the early stage insult made me calm and almost turned me to a sadist each time am in school.
Matchety's voice woke me,i couldnt believe i slept from afternoon to 11.
I opened my door and saw him standing on black up and down,back flat shoe and socks and black beret
Matchety:ah so you never ready?
Me:am ready
Matchety:ready to where?
Me:what kind of question is that
Matchety:who you dey follow talk,you wan may i give you back hand slap? You wan follow me go black men meeting with red and black! go wear black and black jawe
Me:i dont have black T-shirt o...he removed his own and gave me,he was on black singlet
Matchety: oyah wear this one
Me: (this is serious)ok thank you...i wore the shirt and my black pam slipers
Matchety: lets go
Me:how do we go and where are we actually going to
Matchety:how we go go? We go disappear malu(cow)
Me:i mean the gate is locked...he kept quite,walked close to the fence and signalled me over.i walked close to him and he instructed me to climb his hand(which he had already joined together with each finger crosing the other)and jump over the fence.i did as instructed without questions and preteniously laid flat,then he jumped over too.a black car was parked outside.
Matchety:stand up lets go
Me:my leg has broken(lies)
Matchety:lets go jawh
Me: (boldly)are you deaf? my legs are broken
Matchety:iffah match you eeeh your head go correct(he went to the car and brought out a cutlass)e be like say you nor no say i wicked pass butcher abi,(shouted)oya get up sharper
Me:sorry,i was just joking(stood up)
Matchety: hmmm,i just like you,dont know why but dont change me
Me:thank you sir...we got into the car and drove off.got to a particular area he pulled over,blind folded me and drag me into the bush.we walked for some minutes before i began hearing voices singing.we got to the place and he made me kneel down,i knew i was close to the fire because it was hitting me badly.they continued to chant their song that doesnt even make a single sense to me
*today today,tomorrow no more,iffah died today
i will die no more* was the song
Me: (shivering.God forbid i would not die o)...then the capon's voice came
Capon:BLACK MEN
All: (except me)we are your shadows
Capon:BLACK MEEEN
All: (except me)we follow you anywhere you go
Capon:BLACK MEEN
All: (except me) but nothing goes for nothing...then everywhere became calm.
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*****TO BE CONTINUED******.
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Luxguy
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Update by Daniel Kybee

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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 9:52pm On Aug 29, 2016

WHEN MISSION BECOMES IMPOSSIBLE
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Episode 6
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Story by Michael Luxguy Augustine
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I was just too feared to move.the faces i see aint smiling in any form.my bag dropped on the ground,i suddenly found myself down too begging for mercy even without committing no crime.
I kneel pleading without response for like 11 good minutes with my clothes soaked with sweat,the sweats were even entrying my eyes but i ignored it then three men walked in through the gate on black.one did well enough to stop and padlock the gate preventing any other person from entering.i took a good look at them and was able to recognised two,they were those two boys that came to seat with me in class today but i could not clearly see the face of the guy in their middle because his own black beret was covering him down to his eyes leaving just a little space for him to see from and he seem comfortable with it
1st Guy:so i come your class come give you message you no stil understand
2nd Guy:you even wan run.capon wetin make we do am now
Capon: (the guy in the middle of both guys.adjust his beret well now exposing his fine boy face) you want to run?
Me:no sir,am sorry sir
Capon:you can run because we have become your shadow
Me: (shadow ke)thank you sir
Capon:we follow you everywhere you go
Me: (ah follow me!) yes sir,thank you sir i appreciate
Capon:keep shut my friend,am still talking.no am sure you saw my note and the axe that came with it?
Me:yes sir,yes sir,i even kept it well sir
2nd Guy: (slap my back head)you dey craze,you wan run you say you keep am
Capon:now enter inside and pick up the axe to show you have accepted being one of us and refusal means you are dead
Me:ah sir,i just enter school sir,my mother is late and i dnt have a father,please sir have mercy on me
1st Guy:you are darft o,who asked you all this story you just told?
Capon:butcher (2nd guy answered)
Butcher:my capee am at your service(brought out a small knife from his waist)oya chose fast.membership or death...i knew this guys werent smiling,they meant business and ready to kill.i stood up from where i was kneeling,tears filled my eyes,my whole body was shaking like that of a leaf,i was even forcing myself to move.i entered inside alone,i was now faced with a hard dilemma,to throw my dreams away and pick cannibalism and slow death(the axe) or bravely die a hero.now i dont need or want to die.i moved to the axe and picked it up,i heard myself asking me "daniel are you sure you are taking the right path?" i just couldnt think out something.i took the axe and stemped outside,holding the axe firmly and trying to be bold but i still found myself shaking.
Capon: (smiles)you are now a man but still not fully qualified as a member because you bear no mark of botherhood yet.by saturday matchety would come here by 11:30pm to pick you up for final initiation...i couldnt answer yes or no,i just stared like i was on punishment.a guy ran to the gate and opened it then the capon added
Capon:and one more thing.if you act funny or try anything funny,hahaha,butcher tell him what will happen
Butcher:rain go use dry season fall for your head...then they began leaving one by one in a straight line like occult men do.i just stood still watching them live.when all of them were out of sight my lodge mates started tip toeing into the compound one after the other all staring at me like i was a new ghost in the lodge.
I knew another chapter had just been opened in my life.
I regained my conciousness and realized i was still holding the axe.
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Luxguy
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Update by Daniel Kybee

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Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 10:55pm On Aug 28, 2016

Literature › Re: Stories By Michael Luxguy Augustine by kybee(op): 3:49pm On Aug 28, 2016

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