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PoliticsRe: Africans Reacts To Donald Trump's Statement About Black People(photos) by kYjelly2: 11:11pm On Oct 26, 2015
sooo, how is this a news huh

don u see ur brethren dissing each other daily about Yoruba dis and Igbo that and Hausa stuvs, while the U.S keeps constructing ultra sonic and supersonic jets, advances in radar tracking and stealth technology, UAV technology, renewable energy tech....

zoom back into naija again and it's the same Yoruba are mighty, no, it's Igbo that are mighty, no, it's the Hausa that are mighty

am sorry to say, but naija is a jungle, not sure about the rest of Africa though undecided
RomancePinkbarbie Is Sooo Yesterday, Quiinnbee Is Now In, Farano Can We Av Ur Blessing? by kYjelly2(op): 10:44pm On Oct 26, 2015
since i want to keep this thread pg13, i wont mention all the unspeakable tinz i want to do to you quiinnbee, but just know that as there is mango and agbalumo season, so also, u are now in season. fresh ripe girl, juicy tinz cry



disclaimer: i av abided by all nairaland rules an nairalanders are my witness

quiinnbee, can we become close huh not like brother and sister, the other kind of close (still within nairaland rules)

farano dear, my MODulicious wifey, please bless our union
RomanceRe: Three(3) Common Misconceptions Women Believe About Men by kYjelly2: 10:18pm On Oct 26, 2015
PinkBarbie:
Third one?
my angel, it must av hurt when u fell from heaven
RomanceA Fire Is Burning Between My Legs :-/ by kYjelly2(op): 10:17pm On Oct 26, 2015
gosh! am so hot! sooo freakin hottt!

at this point, i could be a genie to any girl that asks, for real. just rub it for me and make a wish and ur wish will surely happen angry

its getting too hot and too hard, i need some relief angry angry angry


please ladies, come make a wish with my magic lamp, just rub it, please, rub it... yes, right there, yes, yes, yeeeeeeeessssss smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by kYjelly2: 9:46pm On Oct 26, 2015
pinceprinz:
Yeske, like we have the same taste bud wink
nice one smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland TROLL, Delectablegyal EXPOSED (catfish!) by kYjelly2: 3:55pm On Oct 26, 2015
i just wish i can dip my hand inside her shirt like that and remove one embarassed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland TROLL, Delectablegyal EXPOSED (catfish!) by kYjelly2: 3:55pm On Oct 26, 2015
seeeee bresss shocked

damn son angry

r u pple seeing this bress huh

am a yansh man myself, but dis bress can convert me men undecided

chai!

Caramel soft bouncy bresss, handle with extra care embarassed

i just want to dip my face in between the bresss

am telling u, i can say no zex till marry cus of dis girl


r u ppl seeing dis bresss huh
RomanceRe: Will These Two Pictured Lovers Ever Kiss? by kYjelly2: 3:38pm On Oct 26, 2015
if not because op av hypnotize me with her caramel butter scotch yansh, den ask me, what am I doing here huh

what am i doing here huh

am here cus i stil believe in us pinkbarbie.

I here a lot of pple with regret now a days, saying "That could have been us", but not us, cus we will say "This is us"

I look forward to eating ur yansh in the future and giving u multiple orgasms smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, Which Do You Prefer, A Beautiful Face Or A Banging Body? by kYjelly2: 3:35pm On Oct 26, 2015
a beautiful yansh, spotless light skin yansh with pink yansh hole and strawberry smell but i can manage lemon undecided
RomanceRe: What Makes Men Cry! by kYjelly2: 3:33pm On Oct 26, 2015
donTbone:
grin grin grin grin grin
That's wah makes you cry abi? kip crying till eternity cheesy
cry cry
RomanceRe: From Being Probed By The HR Of Her Office To Surprise Proposal (photos) by kYjelly2: 3:32pm On Oct 26, 2015
PinkBarbie:
I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in. Stop quoting me!!!
hiaaaaaaan! I can neva stop quoted you angry angry

am a man, an u are a woman, so how will a man stop being a part of a woman huh

am a man, an u are a woman, man are attracted to woman

am a man, an u are a woman, so y will i stop chase u

bae, the thing is that, am a man an u are a woman, we are opposite an opposite attract like two magnet

so, in essence, am a man

u are a woman

i cant stop quote u cus am a man an u are a woman angry

unless u stop being a woman an i a man, but untill then

am a man an u are a woman, so undecided
RomanceRe: What Makes Men Cry! by kYjelly2: 3:24pm On Oct 26, 2015
boooty juice angry
RomanceRe: Most Handsome Nairalander: Post Ur Picture Here, Let's C If U Gat It. by kYjelly2: 3:18pm On Oct 26, 2015
RomanceRe: Iphone6 And NGN100,000 For Any Nairaland Girl That Wants To Date Me by kYjelly2(op): 3:11pm On Oct 26, 2015
Ladies, keep the applications rolling in smiley

I will deposit half the funds after our initial phone call and the other half with the phone at our date location.

We can go to Ocean View Restaurant, close to the beach
RomanceRe: Iphone6 And NGN100,000 For Any Nairaland Girl That Wants To Date Me by kYjelly2(op): 3:09pm On Oct 26, 2015
nickkylawve:
lipsrsealed we girls aint cheap again to hell with your prize yeye
what is cheap there huh did i say i want zex huh
RomanceIphone6 And NGN100,000 For Any Nairaland Girl That Wants To Date Me by kYjelly2(op): 1:23am On Oct 26, 2015
My specs

https://www.midwesttrans.com/SR4_Manual_Transmission_parts.jpg




Bressst Size - Medium

Yansh Size - Medium Big

Complexion - dark or fair

Kitty Kat - tight

Yansh Hole - even tighter

Yansh Smell - Strawberry




Any girl that meets this spec can send me a pm in Lagos and we will get this thing done, tanks.
Jokes EtcRe: 7 Hilarious Photos To Help Start Your Week by kYjelly2: 1:13am On Oct 26, 2015
I'm so horrnny men, my goodness cry
PoliticsRe: Split Nigeria Now!! There's No Point In Being A Nation by kYjelly2(op): 11:38pm On Oct 16, 2015
Egift, you still didnt answer what you love about the ethnic groups, but i did notice you were quick to state what you hate about a group.

Anyways, this stuff is so clear men.

It is even difficult for a person to be a governor in a state outside those of the persons ethnic states.

Why are people afraid? I just dont understand it.

Nigeria is like taking one step forward and ten steps backward. Progress, if at all possible, can only be at a snails pace, with all the ethnic groups pulling apart instead of pulling uniformly towards a common goal.

In each new country, corrupt people would have less shielding from the populous as it would mainly be a homogeneous society. In essence, revolutions will be possible.

If you truly want progress, want advancement, want a feeling of self determination, then you would stand up to be counted today, as a proud supporter of the peaceful breakup of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Split Nigeria Now!! There's No Point In Being A Nation by kYjelly2(op): 4:36am On Oct 16, 2015
egift:
In each of the nearly 300 ethnic groups in Nigeria - they exist the good, the bad and the ugly of humanity. What challenges that faces Nigeria, can be resolved. And we will keep searching for the solution.

But what I hate most is when someone crawl out of darkness and start some useless rusty chest-beating against everyone else. Anyone that no long appreciate living here can try somewhere else.

As an Igboman, I am a proud Nigerian!
I know there is good, bad and ugly in each ethnic group, that is why my question was specific.

My first specification was that you restrict your answer to the 3 MAJOR ethnic groups in Nigeria: Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo

My second specification was that you list just 3 GOOD THINGS to you, about each major ethnic group.

Do you want to try again? I am just trying to hear what good things you have to say about your neighbors, the people that constitute the country.

I would really like to hear you list those 3 things you love about your neighbors and in this case, yourself. Thank you very much!
PoliticsRe: Split Nigeria Now!! There's No Point In Being A Nation by kYjelly2(op): 3:59am On Oct 16, 2015
egift:
We are not splitting Nigeria under any condition. If you are tired to being/living in Nigeria, you can head over to Kenya oven to the moon. QED
Okay, please tell me three good things you love about each major tribe in Nigeria, including yours.

Just 3 things each you love about each tribe, can you do that for me?
PoliticsSplit Nigeria Now!! There's No Point In Being A Nation by kYjelly2(op): 3:36am On Oct 16, 2015
who are we really kidding in this country huh

lets just split this country and be done with it, even if it means a state becoming a country, then so be it.

can't we all see that there's no point being together huh

can't we just split peacefully? come to a room and discuss everything from citizenship to resident permits and so on

lets do this guys, lets do it peacefully, let everyone go and be the best that they can be.
RomanceRe: 8 Things Stingy Guys Present As Birthday Gifts For Their Girlfriend by kYjelly2: 6:11pm On Oct 14, 2015
if you really think about it, nothing really matters

everything will turn back to dust, given enough time

everything will decompose back to just natural gas

so bae, why do i need to get you something perishable like an iphone6 or a mercedes benz, when i could offer you something eternal.

bae, i give you the only true gift, the gift of my love cool




[size=4pt]If u no take am, na u sabi[/size]
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush by kYjelly2: 6:05pm On Oct 14, 2015
kinglekan:


Iffa tear u slap undecided angry

BTW kyjelly2 u sabi beta tin, Meagan's booty is such a delicacy grin grin


Have you ever sat down to ponder the possibility of getting her huh Meagan

Like really really plan it out.

Its just so sad, not to be able to date your fav celebs.

I need to go back to the drawing board, i still have hope that i can get rihanna in this life time. #Determination angry
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush by kYjelly2: 11:01am On Oct 14, 2015
iamkingzlee:
hahahahahahaha! atleast you dey see am lick for dream grin no be small thing! Bro, you must be related to Kinglekan cheesy
guy, no be small tin at all ooo, all dez wet dreams dem cry
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush by kYjelly2: 10:52am On Oct 14, 2015
iamkingzlee:
Meagan good smiley
men, ive licked meagan goods ass sooo many times


[size=4pt]in my dreams[/size]
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush by kYjelly2: 10:48am On Oct 14, 2015
RomanceRe: Who Is Your Celebrity Crush by kYjelly2: 10:47am On Oct 14, 2015

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