₦airaland Forum

When are we all marching to National Assembly?

These guys deserve to be hanged.


https://twitter.com/NigeriaStories/status/1791017206362296542

1 Zimbabwean Dollar is now worth more than 1 Naira?

I can't believe this.

There was a time when Zimbabwe even had 100 trillion naira note.

We'll keep praying for peaceful separation of this British mistake.

We pray Yoruba people will see sense in this movement.

hammer567:
ARE WE SURPRISE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsNrBi9xVp4

When you say Africans are dumb, like...

This video above says POVERTY RATE IN NIGERIA IS 39%

Do you guys know what 39% is? Do NAIRALANDERS UNDERSTAND THIS?

Do all these braindead guys shouting IPOB, BLA BLA, understand what 39% is? Yet, your president approved 90B for Hajj in such a hurry.

It's not 39% are doing so so, or in lower income class above poverty, NO, it's 39% of your population in POVERTY


Yet those like Yarimo and Helinues will keep shouting IPOB, HOBI...
It's almost like sheep being led to the slaughter while they laugh and make merry

Oh my Goodness!

Men, Nigeria is so not gonna be a place to live in about 10 years at this rate, MAY GOD HELP US ALL, in Jesus mighty name I pray.

Most importantly I pray to God that the country can split up without bloodshed, and all countries that emerge have Great Leaders in Jesus name, amen!

DMerciful:
Clearly, you don't have a reasonable response.

Dude you have patience on Nairaland sha, but Kudos.

I pray we all separate in this demonic country, by God's grace, amen!

numericalguy:
IP0B/0BIDIENTS are always wishing for the death of Muslim leaders but God keep on Shaming them.

You people so desperately wanted Buhari die back then that you generated a malicious and wicked story that Buhari was dead and that a clone called Jubrin from Sudan is the one ruling Nigeria.

May God help us separate from people like you

Check out this car repossession video in the USA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADMVzbqe6PQ

No arrest, nothing, just collect the car and bounce.

Besides him jumping the fence, what did he do that deserves jail time?

See a lot of people on here supporting this makes me wonder.

I read the car agreement and the penalty for failure to pay is forfeiture and not jail.

It's like giving a corolla to an Uber driver and he fails to meet up, you simply collect the car.

Unless of course you have a runner that damages the vehicle, but even if the guy runs, as long as he leaves the car behind, you simply drive it away

Thought about this again and still can't believe this shhh


You think Energy problem would get solved with a minister that is sharing rice on gov behalf?

Just came across this and was like wow

Take a look at the chart below that shows Ex-Gov Pensions of Tinubu and Obi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=945CXOPZwMk

darikhua:
But why is he sharing it? Is it not fg palliative?

Some are saying cause he wants to be governor next, so I guess it's to familiarize people with his face.

Imagine a hard-core, critically needed Engineer abandoning a critical post to go bake muffins or some shhh, like wtf.

Not downplaying bakers, cause without food we'd all literally be dead, but that's why specialties exist, Bakers bake, Engineers engineer...

But in Nigeria, we have an Accountant, role playing as an Electrical Engineer, that moonlights as a Palliative Rice Distributor.

JAGAJAGA country

I'm tired of this anyhow country. I really am. God please!

I just don't understand why Helinues, that freestuffguy and other APC guys here hate Nigeria so much,

What did we do to you guys that you feel you must support the most backward of backwardness with your full chest?

I mean how did Nigeria get to this point were a Minister of Power would be sharing rice in Oyo, when we have had multiple grid collapses already this year.

Then in 2027, you and your type would so aggressively support the next biggest criminal Nigeria has to offer, like wtf?

You guys are making sure some Nigerians never get to experience a great Nigeria in their lifetimes.

You log in 5:00a.m sharp every day and start working against the interest of everyone in this so-called country, mtcheew.

Omo, I've seen everything now in Nigeria

So the Accountant, who was made the Minister for Electricity, is not distributing Palliatives on behalf of the President in the form of Bags of Rice

What the actual F***?

wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rYMRCrZyFo

AbuAeesha:
The fully covered Muslim woman's beauty can/Should be assesed by those worthy enough (her husband)and not to lustful eyes around.
Get that right,it is simple!

Why not cover your face too abi aren't you beautiful?

You can't control your lust? Who's eyes are they? Aren't they yours?

If you tell your eyes to look away on seeing a sexy woman to prevent lusting, would they not obey you?

Or do your eyes have a different master?

Kukutente23:
Oh so you now agree that FG was using reserves to defend naira. So why all the lies and propaganda when Bloomberg broke the story if using reserves to defend naira then? Some of your fellow APC folks even went to the length of calling the reporter an obidient.
So who is lying upandan now?

As in

PlasmaTV:
It's terrible, and I can't comprehend it.
Till today, the killers of Deborah, whose faces were boldly caught on camera, are roaming freely.

But a woman made a review about tomato paste and the police went to kidnap her.

We live in a very primitive society.

Bro, this made me sad, I had forgotten about that Deborah case.

Animal Farmery of Nigeria, plus Islam, is just a nasty, nasty mixture.

May God help us in Nigeria, we have so much injustice here men. Like how did that Deborah thing just die down like that?

PlasmaTV:
They do this crap a lot.
In Ilorin, they literally block roads.
Last year, in a particular city, they actually beat up (and nearly killed) a driver because he drove past them when they were praying.

Unfortunately, equality in Nigeria is a scam
Some people are more "equal" than others.

Yes, the Animal Farm premise does apply in Nigeria, but with Islam, it's not just Nigeria, it's WORLDWIDE.

We are all selfish to a degree and I believe what makes us selfless is trying to imagine walking in others shoes.

For example, having compassion for the disabled, cause you were complaining about carrying heavy grocery bag up the stairs, but someone out there doesn't even have arms. What if that were you? Would you care about makeup, love... could you even be happy with no arms?

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Back to the point, this is one of the most selfish things to do (block road users) and to claim to do it for God, NO!

You don't know who is pregnant in those vehicles, who is late for school/work, who has an appointment, who is sick, who is tired... but since you are hale and hearty, full of vigor, with nowhere to be, you assume others are in the same shoes as you

YET IN YOUR MOST SELFISH NATURE, YOU DENY OTHERS RIGHTS TO MOVE, AND SAY YOU ARE OFFERING UP PRAYERS TO GOD?

No, no, no, not the real God, definitely not!

One of the reasons I stayed a Christian is how the text is always apropos to lifes situations.

Common sense would say "Why can't this guy go inside to pray", right?

Here's what the Bible says:

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites,
for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others.
Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen.
Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

What would you call this if not a show of power.

If anyone dares remove that kid, they would probably get their heads cutoff, or even worse.

"You can't pass, I have to pray to Allah!" pic.twitter.com/U6BATLyWo9

— RadioGenoa (@RadioGenoa) May 10, 2024

Skooltynz:
All these will end soon people are waking up

Europeans are waking up, hopefully it's not too late.

Islam should not be considered a religion, it's a cult, a political cult and people are starting to realize that, but the WOKE ones are still being politically correct.

Throwback:
Are you part of the lobby group that were promised some Bitcoins if they are released?

Or has the US or any other country the detained executives originate from, accused Nigeria of breaking its own laws or any international law?

Na wa gor una wey dey always use yam leg support upsidedown-ness

Yes I was promised Bitcoin

Just Imagine, from vibrant soulful beauty to a grotesque sharia grey

Then so many international bloggers and news sites are picking the news up.

What does Nigeria want with the Executive?

Hedonisco:
I'm telling you. I feel quite ashamed to be Nigerian sometimes.

It doesn't make any sense.

Like why are they holding him?