₦airaland Forum

halfrica:
Awwwwww Amen!!!!!!!
That has always been my prayers the man of my dreams locate me

Tank u so mch
God bless u
I pray God heals u ok!!!!!!!

Tanks luv, taken malaria meds an centrum, it's the waiting that sucks. Tanks again

naughtynaughty:
Playing helloo by Adele..on repeat. I luv dt song dieeee. Humming..Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years
you'd like to meet
To go over everything..

Gerrarehere men, shhhh

halfrica:
Awwww boo

Sorry

Do u want to rest on me boobs so u can be fine

I don often pray, but I pray u fine a caring man to marry u one day. D man of ur dreams will fine u, amen.

halfrica please come kip me company

Fuckkk u nairalanders

body temp rising rapidly

an I had plans for tomorrow

d shiver as started

meeen, am sooo cold

tear running down my eye, even doe am not crying.

Nairaland stay wit me

No girl to take care of me

Am jus happy my family buy me coaterm malaria med

So much for naira family mtcheew

falconey:
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U r a wicked human

the symptoms have got worse, cant even joke anymore, totally weak

Need ur well wishes an maybe soup, pepper soup an cowleg is gud

time for us to no how careing nairaland girls are

delectablegyal:
Sheee because person sabi solve maths well, e mean say e go be future inventor?

cowbell mathematics competition, the quiz master was calling them future inventors, isn't dat a lie? Who maths don help? Apart from school settings though.

cant take u serious wit dat big bress, nonsense

welcome broda!

BUTCHCASSIDY:
I luv licking yansh too

yeah, make two of us

jonaifame22:
hehehehehehehe, my guy why u dey loud am na

don be ashame

jonaifame22:
well, I wish quinnbee will jus lemme pour some honey on her laps and lick it all up

quiinbee are u hearing dis

we have found u a licka an he bringing his own honey

so all u have to do is sit back relax an get licked real gud

jonaifame22:
wat? u mean quinnbee is marieolae? Ehn ehn wonders shall neva end, dat means i know her, I love quinnbee too, but I neva see her face na only her laps I see thru her ripped jeans buh d small part wey I see fresh well well!

Hehehehee, guy I don laugh tire men

so u see d small teaser way quiinbee give us I tot is jus me dat notice dose delicious laps

anyway, quiinbee is not marieolae. wat I was saying is dat marieolae shuld be d real quiinbee, doe d current quiinbee try sha

jonaifame22:
I dnt know her

ah, she d real quiiinbee, no impasonation

please try an find her, biko

quiinnBee:

chai, bae if I eva lucky to see u unclad, dat is straight high bp ooo

just imagin see quiinbee yello yansh, meeeeen, someone please call 911, tell dem av jus been shutdown an d bullet in ma heart

jonaifame22:
may those yanshes neva elude u dis year, although I'd love to give yourmain and sinaj a head sha, I look forward to it like a single lady looks forward to her monthly period!

u don like marieolae

e wud have been worse if he enter Ferrari or Maserati or Buggati

she for don almost commit suicide, rolling on d floor like market woman, mtcheew

jonaifame22:
I smell the fairy god mother around jus mention 3 ladies on NL whose ass u'll love to have and they cld be urs b4 the end of this year, don't doubt dis

Sinaj

Yourmain

Marieolae

dis r d yanshes I want

Olasco93:
I just can't hold myself when i see people about destroying their future.

How can a responsible adult say a thin like this, an Adult that know Right and Wrong.
OP, you're bigger than this. Just do what is right, there is no way your negative thought will better your life it will rather DESTROY it.
Don't sacrifice your future on the alter of temporary pleasure!!!

wat does dis have to do wit ma yansh cravings

quiinnBee:

u are almost der, just tear more Jean please, so dat u can be unclad

Jollyjoy:
Op you are obviously trying to be funny...



Oooops this is stale

Oya na, present ur yansh in lag an come back tell nairalanders way happened

Wether u wont get serious tongue lashing from me, mtcheew

Soff long tongue strokes an deep insertion

eyeon:
Hmmm... Go cook some.

am telling u, all i need is ingredient, apple bottom, big yansh. den i can eat yansh an Heineken dis evening

havent had yansh in a while an am soooo hornny

please someone gimme yansh

lez meet at the place in lekki 1, please

d worse was wen i use to play basket ball men, chai

wit dose nylon short an den der will be babes on d side

sometimes, u just see a bae in short short going to use d gym, like

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b4 u can say jakie boy, my peniiis is alredy hard like adamantium an wit dose soff basket ball short, men, no resistunce at alllllll unlike jean

so i quickly engage evasive procedures

if d game is still on, den i use to fake ankle injury, an just be like "my leg, my leg", den i will go bend down an start toshing my leg


if am on d basket ball sideline, den i try an sit down or i start to tie my shoe lace

men

those in abj, please don't forget to stone the senate and hor

this is a call to every well meaning nigerian to stone their governors today

stone them for the bad roads

stone them for open gutters everywhere

stone them for lack of security

....


please stone them today, from Lagos to Osun, Anambra to Enugu, Abuja to Kano

stone them all

The country is a shiiiit hole

we can't even get constant electricity in 2015, that is the most painful to me. My inverter batteries are dead, now I have to go look for 200k from somewhere to buy new batteries

what country have u gone to for vacation that doesn't have electricity

freaking useless shiiit hole, housing crazy, uncouth, tribalistic zombies

filthy shiiiit hole

can't get nothing right shiit hole

no light having shiit hole

no education giving shiit hole

strike galore shiiit hole

tribalistic shiiit hole

uneducated shiiit hole

poor infrastructure shiiit hole


just a stinky country were u can smell shiit outside even in nice neighborhoods


stinky leaders and followers, daft murrafuvkers everywhere

missdebs r u a spitter