Cutie ßaby!! I've found ma ßirth Mate... NameHim: ßLESSING, or any pweety Name in your dialect...

Redoil:
Since we dont know who to listen to May God help us to know and unde$tand his/her way better

This is the prior reason why you've to Accustom yourself with erry'fhing that correlates with righteouness. You're nat too young to make waves...

englishmart:
what mote can I say?
You dey do try your luck predictions.
Some of your predictions don't come to pass though

You would be intelligent enough to state one...

[color=#000000][/color][1.] ße Gentle to the fairer sex, it's in the name.
[2.] Dress well no matter the occasion. [3.] Pride is dangerous, be careful.
[4.] Be humble, be grateful
[5.] Opening the door or giving up a seat for a lady isn't up for discussion.
[6.] Work hard, that is if you want to own anything worth having [7.] Starting / instigating a fight is for school boys, but men obtain the power to end one.
[8.] Ignorance isn't bliss, knowledge is power. [9.] Suit up (make sure they're tailored to fit) [10.] Confidence is a Gentleman's trademark. [11.] Comfort zones are for the weak, men aren't weak.
[12.] Foul language is for the less educated.
[13.] Make eye contact and mean business. [14.] Lower your standards for no one. [15.] Being romantic doesn't make you a woman.
[16.] Stay groomed. [17.] Admit when you're wrong.
[18.] Always make the first move, you're the MAN.
[19.] Handwritten "Thank you" cards aren't outdated. Use them.
[20.] Chivalry is not dead, there are just too many boys.
[21.] It is said, You can tell a lot about a man through his handshake, so make it strong and firm.
[22.] Leave her breathless.
[23.] Judge no one, just improve yourself.
[24.] Speak your mind, do not hesitate.
[25.] Offer your arm to a lady while walking, she'll feel secure.
[26.] You're the man, you pay the ßills.
[27.] Women love Compliments, Gentlemen provide them.
[28.] Never wear your hat indoors, it's disrespectful.
[29.] Make sure everyone has their plate before you start eating.
[30.] We don't always have to be the cynosure of all eyes, but we are always noticed. It is our signature as Gentlemen to come, Make a Statement, Leave, and be remembered. You're at Liberty to Post yours...

relchange:
OP I support your observation and I see that every time I change just my dresses.
Normally, babes gawk at fine dudes, but they gawk even more at fine dudes in fine clothes.
Any day i need more ladies' attention, I simply put on my Lanvin suit.

Kudos! I can see "YOU KNOW YOUR GAME"...

Allureoftheseas:
you want help? let me give you alittle tip; tell your gf to buy fanta. tell her not to drink it. she should be alone and do this in her compound. tell her to open the fanta and say the following prayers "my spirit husband, i was told you are disturbing and driving away my lovers, if you are really responsible, i want you to give me space and bless me and stop disturbing my physical lover(call her lovers name) if you do this i will come back fully prepared to please you" after this prayers she should pour the fanta anywhere in her compound. she will have a dream the following night of the spirit husbands leaving. NOTE: this is not permanent freedom. go to a church a strong one and bind the spirit or use a strong native doc to appease the spirit or come to me if ypu cant find any.

Oboy! I fear but we noh fear you ooo...

BlazeyJ:
These three words would crush any man... "Is it in"?

Perhaps, You would be kind enough to explain vat phrase...

Hmmm

davex201:
d other message reads.' i invited u to my house which u did come wit many excuses'. but she denied going to d guy house. from d chat. they both have feelings for themselves and are workmate

The goodnews Is "You still have a chance wiv her" buh that relies on How Smart You're... #Have a GreatDae

davex201:
what does it mean when a guy tell ur babe on a chat that 'hope i did not hurt you'. and ur babe said no that she is ok

"Load the Previous Messages, it should have enough information to clear your doubt"...

SßD.

Whatever Deity may guide ma Life, Dear Lord! Don't let ma life serve as a lesson to the WORLD... AMEN!

TheNaijan:


Here are some points you should consider:
Cats are beautiful creatures. So are women. Especially when it comes to their faces, and more so their eyes. Staring in a cat’s eyes for long, can mesmerize you. So can a woman’s.
Cats are manipulative, prodigal creatures that only want you when they want you...Just like some ...
Cats know how to insinuate themselves into your affection. “Aw, look at the poor cute little thing!” A cat is a master at turning its weakness into its advantage. It would meekly rub its soft fur against you to garner attention. It would purr softly and sensually as you stroke it. It snuggles softly into your body, making you believe that it needs and ‘loves‘ you, but what it actually needs is the warmth of your body.
Cats are opportunistic. Cats live on opportunity. They stalk their prey.So don't be worried if its most times in your ceiling waiting for a rat it saw.
Cats are narcissistic creatures. A cat spends most of its time eating, exploring (to hunt or steal), sleeping, lazing around and preening itself.
Cats can screw up your home. Cats are worst when it comes to your furniture. A cat will happily allow itself to sharpen its claws on your furniture and ruin it.
Cats can’t defend your home A cat will only fight to defend itself, but never you.

On DOGS:
Dogs are honorable and loyal creatures, exhibiting essentially masculine virtues.A dog’s greatest quality is in its loyalty and honor when it comes to their masters. Dogs will always stick with you; watch your back.
Dogs can be classified as beta males...they basically do most of what their masters say...Cats are classified as alphas, and that's why most women are attracted to them...Lol.
Dogs are self sacrificing creatures. A dog may run away when it comes to personal safety, but rarely backs down from danger especially when it comes to the safety of its master.
Dogs love d_ggy style.And so do men. No brainier there.
Dogs are direct and honest animals. A dog’s efforts to gain your attention are direct, not a subtle gauged seduction of you like a cat. But the problem with dogs is that they can’t act feminine and cute like cats to gain your attention. Dogs will lick you, bark at you and act funny so that you notice them. That’s how men are.
Dogs are brave creatures. A dog’s bravery is legendary. So much that they were employed in war and domesticated to guard homes and livestock .
CONCLUSION:
Dogs are a man’s best friend.Period. A dog will never leave you, even in adverse situations.

I'm sweetly in Love with this post in particular and It's a Smart One at that. ßetween, you didn't tap that outta your wealth of knowledge, did you?

So sad, Manage ma "SORRIES"... How much do you miss her?

FlintGuevara:
No, but I used to have an American short hair... called her Cindy, but she died on 07/01/014.

Owkae! "We are only excited by waheva we cannot possess in full" The above principle is at work in this situation... From the credit you pass to his description, he almost nat a JERK... If you are smart enough, Try somefhing unconventional of this nature: The next time he brushes your skin and you notice he is wearin' a ßeautiful Cologne, kick the conversation with a compliment like [Msrita: I'll be Damn! Nat to notice the pleasant fragrance of your eau de cologne] You can ask as well ["What is the name of the cologne again?"] when he replies, you can feign a funny smile and then reply with [woaw! Sounds cool "Is it unisex?"] if he is a smart guy he can push it from there. it's all 'bout simple logic... Or You can admire his shirt "Tell him the design looks fabulous and it's probably your fave colour and you'll love to use the shirt to worship on sunday, that's if he'll be kind enough to give it out on that sunday"... With small chit_chats like this you can go just the longest way... "IF u now want more than friendship walk with this principle "when you chase your shadow it will run away, when you turn your back on it, it will chase you" GoodLuck!!

Forgive me when i say "There's this INTERNAL UNPRODUCTIVE mentality that walks ßeside most Nigerians, they ßelieve nuffin Good can spring_up from within, ßetween In no uncertain terms, do i ßelieve that the aforementioned automobile was built from the scratch buh we should learn to praise and appreciate advancement[inventions] when one is noted... Kudos CU!!

timsbee:
CU students keh


Impossicant!!!



Their girls can F***........

Pweedie Cool Huh?

kehinde5: there is difference between fear and respect true that
if she fail to respect you make her fear you
women love punchs

As much as this is Funny, "It's so much of a wrong doing" please do not venture in vat path...

dandydaniels:

waow...that's intense....sorry

It's Ohkae Lil man, Fhink Nuffin of it... #GreatDae

Loool... I'm head over heels in love with the "Stealing Glances" Game & I LOVE IT Mostly, when it's garnished wiv a killer smile...

dandydaniels: I am proud of my dad...that real g (rip to his soul) didn't beat my mum...He's a real man

there's a big difference between fear and respect...u can't punch out respect from your wife only fear

the story making rounds in almost every blog site is how teebillz have turned his wife tiwa savage into a punching bag...brother if that's true...I repeat if* that's true.... then you are not a real man

women are lesser beings(fact)....why waste your strength and time beating them? bro c'mon! they are made to be loved...to be bought clothes...jewelries...cars...taken to cool places...pampered...and at night made to sing in tongues to their creator

for the real men out there...let's control our tempers and treat every woman...not just our wives with respect. when it comes to women affairs,my dad is my role model. " never beat a woman son"

STOP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

I admire men with unassailable sense of Integrity' Kudos to your dad, He's one of a kind & a real man indeed. Unlike ma Dad he potrays prominent shreds of Infidelity...

Can you imagine?

100Cents:

You mean using your phone to make calls ?

Every lady I know wants to touch my phone and make calls.

No, I have to save my call credit..

Loool... I'm insinuatin' wooin' lines...

When she starts usin' ma LINES, i wear the smiles of bein' fulfilled...

Pweedie gewd ßest, keep the Fun_stone rollin' ... I just subcribed and I would love to read the most romantic lines...

argon500: I dated a guy a few years ago, at first he appeared funny, charming and friendly. He kept that charade on for awhile until we decided we'd move to his family's house and live together. As soon as that happened, his controlling psychotic self came out. I wasn't allowed to have any friends or even go back home to see my family/friends. I actually had to sneak away while he was still at work to do that. I was naive and just put up with it.... One night we went out drinking to the bar and we got into a fight so bad he was screaming at me, so bad that some other guys in the bar got security to kick him out. I decided I was still going to stay and try enjoy the rest of the night. In any case I get home and all of my belongings are on the lawn and it's raining... I try to go in and start bringing in my things and he starts throwing me around outside. I start running and he actually gets in his car and TRIES TO HIT ME WITH IT! Complete psycho... I dated that?!?!

I can imagine your plight, Manage ma 'SORRIES'...

philantoxx: makes u prone to mamywaters@co

Goooool... This got me crackin' real ßig...