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Omo na this clearance sales I just dey open everyday now…originally came to buy, but stayed cos the banter sweet die.
Come back from work, take a shower, warm food and refresh safari for new bants!
I no even know anybody…I just dey see new victims everyday🤣

How much for the duvet and what is the size please?

writetopoker:
We all know how he amassed his ill-gotten wealth.
He is only trying to please Tinubu to avoid DSS eyes on him

Abeg we don’t all know ohh….either enlighten us or leave us out of it.
So that when he comes to sue for defamation of character na only you go dey court as defendant, no rope Nairalanders in with you abeg.

I no dey support am but I no support you either.

Flappy bird
Temple run
Jet pack joyride
Hungry shark evolution
Subway surfers
8ball pool by miniclip
Weed firm
Asphalt 8: Airborne
Color switch
Need for speed most wanted
CODM.

I can guarantee that these are some of the most engaging games ever.

peterpowercool:
This is one of the biggest misunderstandings when people buy smartphones.

Many people see:

4GB RAM.
8GB RAM.
12GB RAM.

And immediately think: “The higher the RAM, the faster the phone.”

But that is only part of the story.

RAM is important because it helps your phone keep apps and processes ready for quick access.

However, RAM alone does not control everything.

Your phone’s processor, storage speed, software optimization, and overall hardware balance also play major roles.

For example, a phone with a powerful processor and faster storage can sometimes feel smoother than a device with more RAM but weaker internal components.

Another thing people overlook is how the phone manages memory.

A well-optimized system can use available RAM efficiently, while poor software management can make a phone feel slow even with a large amount of memory.

Storage type also matters.

A phone with faster internal storage can open apps and move files more smoothly compared to one using slower storage.

Then there is the issue of background activity.

Too many apps running, heavy animations, unnecessary processes, and poorly optimized applications can still affect performance.

This is why simply adding more RAM does not automatically transform a phone into a high-performance device.

A smartphone is like a team.

RAM is one player.

But the processor, storage, battery management, and software are also part of the team.

A strong performance comes from how everything works together.

So next time you see a phone advertised with “12GB RAM,” remember: The number looks impressive, but the full story is inside the device.

Would you choose a phone with more RAM or a phone with better overall balance?

https://www.elvistech.ng/product/laptop-power-b/

The type of RAM(DDR2, 3, 4 or 5) is most important as well as ROM storage type(Emmc 5.1, Ufs x.xx, Nvme) etc.
The type of ram determines the memory bandwidth, the CPU can only be a factor if handicapped by the memory controller.

iPhone XS Max.
Bought brand new in October 2019. 460k
Before this 8plus for 2years.
Never fixed, never repaired…still works perfectly, screen cracked for the last 2 years(haven’t even changed my screenguard in 3 years), battery doesn’t last nearly as long as it used to, but I still play CODM regularly(though I have to plug my phone while gaming). I never use mobile data though cos it turns my phone to a hot plate. 🤣

eddytech001:
Wow that have being quite long ago ,that’s amazing.
So do you rate the phone ?
Are you planning on upgrading ?
Is it compatible for long duration gaming !

Either he’s lying or it’s a typo…the phone came out in 2018.

Ezewuzie01:
Valentine Ozigbo was very close to him, so he knows how demented Peter Obi is. Peter Obi is not fit to hold any public office, he should rather be in a mental asylum.

Keneth okonkwo was also once close to Obi, but he’s easily the most stupid person in politics today.
Proximity to greatness does not make someone great.
My question is why you have so much hate in your heart towards someone who has done nothing to you personally. It speaks a lot about the state of your mental inaptitude, a profound deficiency in character and socioeconomic dyslexia.

twinskenny:
hope you run to your end...continue to run

Na your beginning I just pass so ohh…omo, the race no easy

No price?
Run ohh

MrJames007:
Op, show sample cuz I don't get it how this is possible.

Very possible, you can do a search on YouTube to see a review…then come back here to search nairaland for vendors who are actually willing to explain how it works, the specifications and price tag to go with it….since this OP has decided to withhold key information.

If una like sell your future for sanitary pad, when bandit show the pad no go fit help you block the bullet holes.
Those wey dey bush abeg ask them whether bandit dey collect sanitary pad as ransom payment.
Atleast mentral cycle na controlled bleeding…. I never see where dem dey use always ultra block internal bleeding from bullet before.

All those APC databoys and keyboard warriors go soon run come now…very useless bunch!

dreamwords:
It’s a good product but they are no in the same class

Bro nothing like class, I have 2 JBL myself, the name means nothing to me if it has no function attached to it, stop letting the world brainwash you. If a device is not doing what you bought it for then it’s a stupid purchase and a useless device.
I can tell you free of charge…..AN ALWAYS WORKING ZEALOT IS BETTER THAN A ONCE IN A WHILE WORKING JBL.
When my 15 pro max dies I run to my Samsung galaxy note 5, because in the end what I need is function regardless of what form it takes.
A dead 17pro max is more worthless than a nokia torchlight when you need to make an important call….stop letting society use name decieve you.

Weirdoo:
Available

Please is your Sony speaker still available?

Yougoexplaintir:
Tv console 45k
Few months used

Location?

Slizzords:
Good afternoon everyone, I know that nairaland is filled with a lot of reasonable and experienced people, am a young man and I need guidance please.

So am married with a 8 month old baby, and make about 1M naira monthly for the past 3years now , it's not been easy from a financial aspect because we live in lagos and I discover that as I write this, I don't have up to 3M naira to my name, I don't know how money disappears, please note that am not a lavish spender, I don't party or go clubbing.

Please how do I save more money, because God forbid something happens now I don't have any money to fall back on. No landed property or anything. Please I need help thanks.

You need to learn to cut down on wasteful spending….cos with 1m monthly for 3years and you don’t have 5m saved up, you definitely have a money drain you ain’t telling us or yourself about.
I earn just a little over half a mill, I live in Lagos in a 4bed flat(Band A) with 2 dogs and a younger sister, and I’d say we are quite comfortable thank God. I don’t have 5m saved up either, but then again I’m only on my first year of earning that much….soo you earning 1m monthly and not having savings is crazy.
My question is do you audit yourself monthly?
Do you know exactly how much your household needs per month or per week?
MDO A MAJOR AUDIT OF YOUR LIFE BRO.

Stil available?

alshalz:
Mary-Mercury
Vero-Venue
Eat-Earth
Mangoes-Mars
John-Jupiter
Sat-Saturn
Under-Uranus
Nine_Neptune
Planet - Pluto.

Mary, Vero eat mangoes John sat under nine planets
It was fun, it helped to know them according to their positions

Use this one instead:
My Very Eyes May Just See Under Nine Planets!

Darkmode64:
First to comment. You do have a point.

Be like na you be first with the bum rash too!

Putinofrussia:
He should borrow $100 billion so that he can build infrastructures the way he is doing all over the 6 geopolitical zones of Nigeria and also use it for social welfare like the type of Nelfund,Free technical colleges for the Nigerian masses.
Apart from high cost of living which is global and insecurity,this Tinubu govt is the best because he has performed more than the previous govts combined especially in infrastructures and education..

Ohh you never still see the light….person dey mortgage your future in front of your eyes and you still dey in disbelief 🤣
Go watch Sahel chronicles for YouTube by Jude Bela him just drop new video, watch asap so you can get your knowledge up…
I’ve been asking you what the plan to payback the loans are, when I ask for a reply you seem to come up empty…how can you watch someone leverage your future away and you’re stood there clapping for him?

Putinofrussia:
This is why I said most of us in the opposition are illiterates or half lirerates.

According to DMO as of April 2026, Nigeria’s total public debt has reached approximately $110.97 billion (₦159.28 trillion) as of December 2025 data, with further debt approved in 2026, including a fresh $6 billion loan. Tinubu's administration has accumulated over $21 billion in new foreign loan approvals for the 2025–2026 budget to tackle infrastructure and budgetary deficits.
All the debts Tinubu has taken personally including the MTEF of $21.5 billion that he is collecting in piecemeal (it will end by Dec 2026 with some part of 2027) is around $32 billion dollars.
We should also remember that he has paid off almost $11 billion.
Nigerians joy is that the loans are being used for infrastructures that we can use,Educational subsidies and social welfare at al.

Guy Government don go borrow another $516mill less than 1 week later 🤣

Soft!

Putinofrussia:
No govt is perfect and this administration is no exception.
He has done a little more than any previous govt in Health,Education,social welfare,infrastructures at al.
Yes,he raised the cost of living which is a No,No for me but the truth is, it is a global problem.It was even worse in late 2023 when he became President.
It is not yet uhuru but things have eased a little but we actually want more ease.

In Health,he has done more than previous govts.
Before President Tinubu took office in May 2023, Nigeria had roughly 33,000 primary health centres but about 80% were non-functional. Tinubu has done these and more...

1.As of early 2026, Tinubu has upgraded over 8,800 PHCs and is aiming to renovate 17,600 centers with plans to establish 8,880 new ones.

2.Free treatment for pensioners all over Nigeria.

3.Heavy subsidies on treatment of Dialysis.

4.Free Maternal Services for vulnerable pregnant women under the National Health Insurance Scheme, with thousands having benefited by mid-2025.

5.He also established and included a Vulnerable Group Fund in the national budget, with over N12bn disbursed to cover nearly 2 million individuals.
We really want more especially to allow the masses breath just like he said.

You mean the same person that signed an agreement to start paying doctors again, then 5 months later, after the first payout happens he immediately reneges on the deal.
There have been subsidies in education, in healthcare, in petroleum and even in medical schools and care workers expenses. Then he came and removed everything with the promise of making things better….newsflash, he made it all worse. 3500 people graduated from healthcare(doctors and nurses) in 2024 medical sector, in the same year Nigeria lost more than 4000 doctors to emigration.
Which free health care for pensioners when they haven’t even been paid pension lol, you forgot the police woman that they tear-gassed January in Abuja cos she was protesting for her pension with fellow officers after working 21 years in the police force?
How can you say the cost of living is rising everywhere, when your government floated your currency on the money market so that his assets held in dollars can literally double overnight in Nigeria.
Same person has brought in, car tax, increased customs tax, created Personal income tax, levied, value added tax and tried to implement petroleum tax after removing subsidies. 🤣🤣🤣
Same person employed Atiku Bagudu as Minister of budgeting, same Bagudu that was indicted during Abachas time for theft and money laundry, same Bagudu that the United States doj and uk gov identified as the key person who helped Abacha loot the country and get away with it 20years ago, who eventually returned money back after he was caught and found guilty, that is the person currently doing budgeting and planning for your country’s future.
Everywhere else in the world as the price of petrol increased due to the Iran-Us standoff their government’s subsidized it so the citizens don’t eat the cost, what did your government do abeg?
All the things you listed above which of them have you seen the perceived effect on the economy?
Free maternal services for who? What about the woman that lost her son in Plateau state, that your president gave a fake promise to at the airport that it won’t happen again, only for him to leave and her community was attacked the very next day and 3 more times over the coming week.
Nothing works in a place where there’s no security of lives and properties bro.

Do you ever stop to sit down and think:
Hey, 300 people were kidnapped from school and taken away and the government says they can’t find them….these people were not carried away or kidnapped in cars ohh, they were marched away from their homes on feet en mass, but somehow the soldiers cannot see their footprints on the floor, the K-9 unit suddenly can no longer smell and track and the Nigerian government cannot do a flyby of the place cos the people are invisible? But 3 weeks later they can fire air strikes at people in Jilli village killing hundreds of them, then come online to say they were targeting terrorists. You can’t make this shit up bro.
2025 healthcare budget was earmarked at 2.48trillion Naira, but only 38million naira was acknowledged to have been recieved by the ministry of health.
Power distributors where owed 5trillion naira as at 2023, but your government has paid them 3.3trilion naira 2 times in 3 years, yet the distributors claim they are still being owed and yet to be paid.
Let’s not even talk of the fact that 2024, 2025 & 2026 budgets are all running concurrently 🤣
Or the fact that no money has been released to private and major government contractors for capital projects since last year despite Hon. Alex Mascot Ikwechegh exposed that despite ₦1.15 trillion being approved for 2025 capital projects, and substantial borrowing, zero disbursement reached capital projects?
And yes I know he increased our foreign reserves in January back to 50billion dollars for the first time since Obasanjo….but anybody that has sense knows that he did it only so he can improve the country’s credit stance and allow him to borrow more money in the long run. Heck since the January he already borrowed 8billion in 3 months 🤣🤣
After having his private company Alpha Beta consulting handle state tax for Lagos since 2008, he became president and invited France to come an handle your tax payment and citizens data. Then he signed away majority of your capital projects in 2023 to Chinese cooperations in exchange for loans, then in 2026 he took a loan from the Uk, with the financing to be controlled by the uk and the money for the projects to be spent mainly on uk companies. Meanwhile Nigerians remain grossly unemployed.
Wake up…you have a government of scammers that have leveraged your present and future for their own personal gain. All the figures you see that they tell you they spend is all lies.
The very first promise they made to you in 2023 was that “by all means you must have electricity”….fast forward to 2025 and they’ve allocated N20billion for Aso rock Solar plant, once again they saved themselves and then left you to perish.
Let’s not even talk about how ridiculous it is to allocate N20billion($15million) for Aso Rock alone. 🤣
Don’t try to defend these guys bro, you can never come across in a good light.
Nigeria story na plenty ‘e no easy’ with a side of “God abeg”.

Putinofrussia:
This is why I said most of us in the opposition are illiterates or half lirerates.

According to DMO as of April 2026, Nigeria’s total public debt has reached approximately $110.97 billion (₦159.28 trillion) as of December 2025 data, with further debt approved in 2026, including a fresh $6 billion loan. Tinubu's administration has accumulated over $21 billion in new foreign loan approvals for the 2025–2026 budget to tackle infrastructure and budgetary deficits.
All the debts Tinubu has taken personally including the MTEF of $21.5 billion that he is collecting in piecemeal (it will end by Dec 2026 with some part of 2027) is around $32 billion dollars.
We should also remember that he has paid off almost $11 billion.
Nigerians joy is that the loans are being used for infrastructures that we can use,Educational subsidies and social welfare at al.

Naturally...average Nigerian npc would devolve all debates to name calling and finger pointing.
We can argue the figures all day for mathematical accuracy, but the irrefutable logical outcome is: no other president before him has borrowed this much this fast. With the added bonus of being able to directly influence all other branches of government through his political party. Literally like how can the executive branch send loan request to the legislative
How can you claim to be a thinker and still write:
"Nigerians joy is that the loans are being used for infrastructures that we can use,Educational subsidies and social welfare at al."
Its either you're not sure of what you are saying or youre a plant. Please what infrastructures have you seen that is worth the $1billion of the $32billion you claim has been borrowed? What new government hospitals or schools do you know have been built or renovated? Where is the new airport or stadium you have seen in construction?
How can you even open your mouth and talk about the student loans that are an obvious debt trap, the person borrowing you the loan for school is not providing you a job after as a path to pay back the loan, giving you what you want 'today' while leveraging your future, then once the loans were announced 2 years ago most institutions increased the prices of their school fees across the board, meanwhile he raised the cost of living, transportation and basic amenities.

Islie:
https://dailytrust.com/amupitan-what-god-told-me-before-i-accepted-inec-job/#google_vignette

The only problem I see here is that God did not strike your lying mouth where you stood to say all this nonsense….even the camera man suppose collect inside that thunder wey dem suppose send give you!

simpleseyi:
.
You mean he who have shared the money to Nigeria’s youths to buy hard drugs and alcohol?

What happened to building schools and hospitals?
Atleast it'd have helped save me from the nonsense you typed up there that you can’t even spell correctly.
Nigerian youths will be on whatever they’re on until the country and government change the state of things. The people joining boko haram, iswap, lakorawa and co you think it’s because they went to school, graduated and have good healthcare and stable jobs for themselves and their family?
They have no choice, they’ve been wasting away for years…then someone came, taught them the wrong things, educated them in Sunni faith, made them feel like they belong and gave them guns telling them to “take back what they’re owed” because the society always marginalized them!
I can never rationalize terrorism…but the government is the biggest motivation behind this jihadist movements.

alanto:
But where can I get 5m naira loan?

Modified:
The only time a loan is bad is when you use it to buy suya.

Borrowing to build infrastructure is not wrong. Chai.

Abeg…out of the N200 trillion naira($148,000,000,000) borrowed soo far in the last 3years what infrastructure have they built with it?
If them build infrastructure finish and boko haram still burns down villages, military camps, army bases and public places of worship isn’t that counter intuitive?
If everyone is killed by terrorists and Islamic extremists who will be there to use the infrastructure?
Lastly abeg who will pay this loans back?, is it when everyone is either dead or has japa?