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CelebritiesRe: Cross Okonkwo Is Engaged To Chinonso! by Laalasticla: 12:13pm On Oct 04, 2025
Jumbojax:
It's not oo.
But no need to take Panadol for anoda man headache
Lol.....u ehn
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention That One Thing People Don't Understand Until They Experience It by Laalasticla: 10:06am On Oct 02, 2025
demoBaba:
The feeling would be like, abi nah village people dey on top the matter?
Lol grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Cross Okonkwo Is Engaged To Chinonso! by Laalasticla: 5:00pm On Oct 01, 2025
Jumbojax:
Yup emotional and psychological slavery. That's why a woman can reject marriage proposal to a fine high value guy if he doesn't kneel down. She shows that the script had been flipped all along and male submission is the real price she wants not all the other b.s requirements she asks
It's Okay then o
CelebritiesRe: Cross Okonkwo Is Engaged To Chinonso! by Laalasticla: 2:07pm On Oct 01, 2025
Jumbojax:
Exactly, the news just bittersweet, one of the coolest kats to come out of bbnaija, celebrates his slavery on independence day grin
How do you mean slavery?
Are women people who put men under bondage and slavery .....??
CelebritiesRe: Cross Okonkwo Is Engaged To Chinonso! by Laalasticla: 11:29am On Oct 01, 2025
yorosstores:
...and what's our business with that, make all of them getat
Lol....
It's not supposed to be my business but because I love Cross ...I have no choice but to wish him a happy married life in advance..
RomanceRe: Do Women Really Marry Who They Love — Or Just Who Is Ready? by Laalasticla: 1:14am On Oct 01, 2025
Kobojunkie:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
grin grin grin grin[right][/right] grin grin

No be small thing o cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Do Women Really Marry Who They Love — Or Just Who Is Ready? by Laalasticla:
lailo:
It seems this topic is just describing my marriage in full picture. I unknowingly married someone who didn't love me at all. She had her eyes elsewhere but I was the one ready and available as at the time the pressure to leave her parents' place was overwhelming. I came into marriage with so much innocence and sincerity of purpose. I am a victim of circumstances. I pray i get mercy from God.
You were aware she had her eyes elsewhere but because of the pressure to leave her parents at that time , she hurriedly married you, yet you're claiming you UNKNOWNINGLY married someone who doesn't love you. Sir, you're very much aware she doesn't love you, own up to your desperation to get married and not fully blaming her for your misfortune.
One thing I discover about Narcissist is that they always love to form victim, whether they're right or wrong, bros you need therapy.Get help
And do not forget to exit the marriage and you can as well give me your wife's number,I need to check something out.
CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Set To File Fresh Lawsuit Against Lizzy Anjorin by Laalasticla: 5:16pm On Sep 29, 2025
I thought Iyabo said the shades Lizzy is or was throwing at her wasn't getting to her grin grin grin angry.
So I no know say the thing dey pain like this grin grin grin grin.
Silence is powerful but in the midst of the silence , pin dey shook your body grin cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Who Is The One Person Allowed To Show Up At Your Place Unannounced? by Laalasticla: 10:11pm On Sep 28, 2025
Nobody, if you must come to my place, u need to inform me before hand, Im an introvert and I don't like people barging into my space unannounced... cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention That One Thing People Don't Understand Until They Experience It by Laalasticla: 5:17pm On Sep 28, 2025
Double0h7:
Multiple orgasms 😱
grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.

Please explain the feeling
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mention That One Thing People Don't Understand Until They Experience It by Laalasticla: 5:16pm On Sep 28, 2025
demoBaba:
When you're koboless...you wouldn't believe it not until you experience it.
But can you explain what the feeling is like... cheesy grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What News Can Make You Laugh Like This Today? by Laalasticla: 1:39pm On Sep 28, 2025
Nicenancy:
What is that good news you have been waiting for? What is that game changer on your mind?
My woo token is now trading at 2$ per token.

7 characters done
FamilyRe: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Laalasticla: 12:58pm On Sep 28, 2025
yemmit90:
Nothing is guarantee in life, not even your children are safe from this situation if nature brings it to you and your husband ( I forbid this for your family). So whatever the position or situation you found yourself, try as much as possible to be kind to humanity.

Children are like a powerful weapon in the hands of a mighty warrior, if you are to offend anyone in life, please don't do it to children, for they know absolute nothing about their sin or responsible for it. This is reason developed countries don't joke with the lives of their children. They are the future, and if you want a good future for the society you must train a child irrespective of their relationship to you. People visited and donate to orphanage, they brings homeless children from the streets and give them lives, but you could not at least be kind to a child under your care just because he is not your child.

Let me tell you this, that child you abhors so much can be the one to give or take lives tomorrow. Mr. A refuse to train a child under him and send him away, he became homeless and joined a bad gang that happened to be hire assassin. Mr. A children are well brough up, educated and rich but unfortunately got robbed by unless boy Mr. A sent to the street and lost their lives in the attack.

The above short story is the reason you need to take care of children under you (if you have the capacity), not only because of them or their future but because of future of your children and that of society at large.
Life is not a Bollywood movie sir...

If the untrained child ( that's the fault of his own parents not mine) murders my child, I hope the untrain child does not die again......

Sir, I have no sentiments or pity to give, the innocent child is suffering the consequences of her parents, when someone gives birth to the number of children they can't train , they either end up as almajiris on the street or house helps every where..
Btw , you keep saying send her back to her mother, where she was, she literally begged everyday to survive, the mother isnt capable to take care of the children, they live from hands to mouth, but here she goes to school, ( can't even read), feed normally and cleans the house as it should ...
But I don't even want her here cos of people like you who would always compare and contrast, wanting me to do all the things I do for my children because of the stale mantra'" nobody knows tomorrow", oga tomorrow is Monday mk Una make me rest
Christianity EtcRe: Four Stages Of Sin (Photos) by Laalasticla: 10:06am On Sep 28, 2025
Harddiskng:
Lol can you still be saved and be in sin?

Omo we should be careful of falling in error, emitting from our liberty.

You can do without sin! Christ came to set that example and empower you with the Gift of the holy Spirit to achieve this. One blot of sin and you won’t enter heaven! 1 Corinthians 6:9 - Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor (perversely) effeminate, nor homosexuals,

Christ redeemed is from the curse of the law, did he redeem us from having to follow “the law”?

At your bolded, you just said (example). If you commit fornication, it has consequences but it doesn’t mean you are not saved (that your name is still not in the Book of Life) lol. Brother you don’t want to find out, anybody that has been saved once and continues in sin, would go to hell for free!
Then there was no point for Christ coming to die going by this...
It means he didn't come to do anything....
BusinessRe: If Given ₦2m To Turn Into ₦10m Within One Year, What Business Would You Do? by Laalasticla: 9:21am On Sep 28, 2025
YeyeGbami:
Buy scottish and resell, before 6 months you don make am
Pardon my ignorance, but what is Scottish?
BusinessRe: If Given ₦2m To Turn Into ₦10m Within One Year, What Business Would You Do? by Laalasticla: 9:15am On Sep 28, 2025
NiRfreak:
This Question is the fastest way to lose that money without enjoying anything out of it than tears, regret and heart attack.

See
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It's better you buy 2 big fridge, stock it with Titus, frozen chicken, turkey, crayfish, and grinded pepper...

Then buy 3 bag of rice, one bag of beans, tubers of yam, boxes of indomie, spaghetti, and a lot of cans of milk, Milo, egg, and enjoy your life till the whole foodstuff finish, at least you chop the money for ur head, than looking for how to multiply it by 5 to make it 10million in a year.....
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Oga, The probability is close to zero.zero that you will succeed in any business that will multiply it by 5x in a year for a business u don't even know yet..
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Speaking from plenty years of experience losing millions to this kind of thinking and question which will lead you to ventures that will make you lose the money in record time while u remain hungry.

I just say make I advise u. If u like hear
Great advice bro but 2 million can't buy 2 big fridges stacked with chicken, fish, Milo and other stuffs you listed up there.....
Foreign AffairsRe: No Work Without Digital ID, UK Government Declares by Laalasticla: 9:10am On Sep 28, 2025
Disenfranchised:
Antichrist is with us now!!!

End of the end time as Righteousness like to call it.
So it means the rapture has taken place but you didn't make the rapture right?
Christianity EtcRe: Four Stages Of Sin (Photos) by Laalasticla: 9:03am On Sep 28, 2025
What is Sin?
Answer- It's simply the breaking of the law..

Yet Christ has redeemed us from the curse of the Law...I'm not bound by the law but I'm saved by Grace...I say again , if we could keep the law (i.e do without sin), Christ wouldn't have come to die..
But remember all sina have consequences that doesn't mean you're not saved...My take
FamilyRe: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Laalasticla: 8:13am On Sep 28, 2025
princepee:
madam you go soon do yourself..
If you hurt that child the government will come for you and you May spend sometime in jail..
I repeat don't maltreat that child..
Send him or her back to her mother..
Cus obviously you are blaming him for his parents failure.
A word is enough for the Wise
Oga na u go do yourself......
I didn't request for the child..
The uncle brought her here..
Infact, I'm purposely using her as a maid so he can return her but he no green return her because he knows she will return to worse conditions...
So yea, I have free maid serving me.
Do your WRSE
FamilyRe: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Laalasticla:
lailo:
dem no dey tell person.
Meanwhile let the wife too continue where he stopped. She will appreciate the person she used to call useless now cry
Worst she go share the children give relatives as your own people too dey give children to relative when their father die cheesy grin.
Hahahahahahahahaha..
U go cry cry tire
FamilyRe: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Laalasticla: 3:25am On Sep 28, 2025
princepee:
madam if you can't take of the child send him or her back to her mother.
Don't use another man's child as slave that's wickedness!
Send him or back ASAP
Did I ask for the child in the first place, if I wanted the child I would have given birth to a third child ...
Since she's refused to be cautious of the number of children to have, the offsprings she shuns out will be given what they rightly deserved, I don't have any sentiments or pity to give anybody...
Abi u think say I go dey pretend for here.
FamilyRe: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Laalasticla: 9:02pm On Sep 27, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Condoms have been available in Nigeria for almost 50 years yet the poor continue to impose unnecessary struggle and humiliation on themselves for reasons best known to them. 🥱🥱🥱
And I dont even understand why majority of them reason in the same direction, cos I expect that common sense suggests to them that financial capacity should equate to the no of children they can take of but no, majority of them seem to reason a certain way that I can't fathom..
FamilyRe: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Laalasticla: 8:56pm On Sep 27, 2025
princepee:
Having more children than you can take care of is death it's self
Even dangote no born five...
Poor man and fck na 5/6
Exactly , like my soon to be ex husband's elder brother who died of liver cancer, he had five children he couldn't take care of before he died, after his death, his wife still go open tutu for two different men and still have two extra children, now she comes dey share the children everywhere make them dey do house maid..
One of her children lives with us, and there own family expects me to take care of her and treat her as my own child...
Me wey be say na only two I get and I have to do more than 8 abortions in this marriage cos I'm no longer interested in having children....
Na everyday me dey curse the woman o and trust me , to a smaller extent ,I'm using the girl as the slave her parents wanted the children to be....
Not the child's fault but she's suffering the sins of the parents....
Nothing concern me
FamilyRe: Dear Men, Do Not Over Pressure Yourselves!!! by Laalasticla: 8:48pm On Sep 27, 2025
femi4:
Dear men..do not allow women to pressure you. Be yourself
Dear men, stop pouring your seeds into women if you know you're not capable of taking of more than 2 children..........
In fact close your legs men if you're poor, u have not business having sex, even though youre married.
BusinessRe: If Given ₦2m To Turn Into ₦10m Within One Year, What Business Would You Do? by Laalasticla: 8:06pm On Sep 27, 2025
Sirchiboy:
If you’re given ₦2m to turn into ₦10m within one year, what business would you do?
I'll use am trade crypto.....
No guarantee thought but I'll try first
CelebritiesRe: Peller And Jarvis Share Romantic Moments In UK by Laalasticla: 9:23am On Sep 27, 2025
GOATandYAMtheory:
If you like, call am hate, I don't care. These guys will go down in history as being celebrated for what exactly?
For doing random fun things...... grin grin grin

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CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Unveils ‘big Belle Challenge,’ Promises ₦1 Million Prize by Laalasticla: 7:05pm On Sep 26, 2025
SirJerrie:
I wonder how simply calling something what it is got termed 'body shaming'...

I mean, if you're fat and someone says you're fat, isn't that just because you are fat? If your tummy is big or sticking out and someone calls it that, it's just calling a spade a spade.

Now, if you don't like it, why not just do something about it!

But no... People are always looking for other people or situations that will make them feel better about their own inadequacies... even if deep down they don't like it and would love to change it.

People are constantly running away from responsibilities and accountability... especially women!
So quick question...
If you were blind or deaf or have any common disability and I address you based on that , would you like that, or let's assume, ure not suffering from any , but any of your relative e.g brother is suffering from madness and I address u as the brother of the M boy, would u like that?

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