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And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence,
and the violent take it by force." —Matthew 11:12
What are your thoughts on this verse people of God?

Emmyson99:
There is nothing wrong in what God servant did. After all the money is his own anyhow he like he will spend it. it is not anybody business.

Don't mind the haters. Great Ormond Street (Children's Hospital) is renound and is soo unique in the welfare of very sick children . It is non partisan. Anyone can walk in with their sick child and our job is to save the lives without asking questions. Yes I'm very proud to be an employee there. We save lives Irregardless of your immigration status or financial status with no questions asked.

Before you start bashing me, or Judging the actions of the honourable pastor, pls find out the reason behind his generousity. God is watching.

STFUareyouGod:
hahaha. They don't mind. We actually helping raise their dead thread. We keeping it alive for them


What's there to work on my moniker anyways?

Lol...Seriously?? Are you kidding??
What does STFU mean?? and to make it worse, you used the name of God in there.

STFUareyouGod:
fair enough Lady Ann

Anyway, I better let these watsapp romantics get on with their quest for true love.. And stop raining on their parade. Hahahaha. Nice chatting to you@STFUareyouGod. We really need to work on your profile name. That's the next project, GodWiling

STFUareyouGod:
Im not a bad learner after all Thanks


Back to my question why you always up those hours?

Covering EDT at work.

STFUareyouGod:
did I get it right?

Yaaaaaaaahhh! You did it!

STFUareyouGod:
It was a mistake I made when I registered. Dunno how to correct it

Awwwwwwww!!! Ok it's Simple. Go to edit profile at the top right corner of your device and change your gender to male. Don't cry..

STFUareyouGod:
perhaps!
Btw, I'm a he not she

You put yourself down as a "She" my dear

STFUareyouGod:
It's called 'Coincidence'

Alright..... Coincidence it is then.

hylyne:
Perhaps, time zone...

dont mind her... I guess I have a stalker..

natsuDragneel:
She's doing night shift nih

That said, what are you also looking for at that odd hour??
Guys ehn

Thanks love... Ask her for me. LoL

[quote author=STFUareyouGod post=50721553]how come you are always here at odd hours?


How come you keep tabs on when I'm here?

These Americans are crazzzzyyy..... For even considering Trump in the first place. He's not going to win (he's not fit to serve) but the whole process exposes severe issues surrounding race relations. I'm actually in bewildered awe..

Smh!

UndisputedBosom:
[s][/s]


You shoulda play his game for a while....before diagnosin

hahaha... Oops! So I guess he's an attention seeker!!! Ok!

versace400:
Please help ooo

A friend of mine is having frequent urination at night, he has visited the hospital but he wants to know if there's local cure for it cause hospital seems not giving a quick solution to it.

The frequent urination is really giving him a sleepless nights. Please, if u know local herb that can work for it, abeg drop it here and how to get it. Pls your quick response will be highly appreciated.

Probably has diabetes.... Get him tested for diabetes. All the best.

LorDBolton:
U wanna strike a good convo when texting?

---have a good profile pic(not compulsory u stand next to a strangers g-wagon, just look cool/sophisticated in your own way...even if you're in a Bus) it's normal for guys/girls (even on NL to 1st check dp b4 quoting peeps)

-- don't start off with interrogation lols simple "hello"
Babe: hi

Dude: how u doin
Babe: fine (the better babes will add "and u?"

Dude: yea you look fine, cute pic
Where's (e.g mz ladymercedes) chatting from?

Babe: if she wants to be annoying (from my father's house)
If she's still warming up (PH and u?)

Guy: your dad's house might be close to my fathers house tho...here @ maryland,lagos and yours? / Hmmm the garden city, no wonder!


Babe: lols nah, ph / no wonder what?

Guy: your outfit, PH ladies are fashionistas... & the way u mixed (colours? Fabric? it @ dp) I shoulda guessed (uniben boys knw hw to use this scope shaaaa)

Babe: hmmmm really? Thnks

Guy: yea really, don't ask how I know & don't thank me, thank GOD

Anyway that's basically how to chat up ladies b4 talking about each others day or whatever)

NOTE: guys no dey give urself high BP onto chat. *That babe prolly has a bf?
*Hordes of admirers?
*Is a runz girl thus just there waiting for u to type "let's hang out"?
*you don't know her mood @ that moment etc

I've noticed confidence gets u the babe not spelling or punctuations... if u text her & she doesn't reply...be a man & space her she'll reply...eventually (at that time you can decide to ignore the text or Continue chatting)

...& 4 the love of christ follow her lead (reply intervals) confidence! Why reply immediately when she takes 5mins to reply u? Are you desperate? Oga instead browse NL if u got itchy fingaz

You nailed it. However good grammar gives men the extra edge... Trust me on that. Women aren't really that attracted to looks per se. Being smart is the new sexy haven't you heard?

beamie:
Trust me, he will be propelled to learn good English by force, especially when he is driving around in a ferrari.

bitchcrafts:
What about him posing in a Ferrari and flaunting hard curren$y on his dp? That's gonna turn u off him for his bad English right? Feck gud ingrish u want money!

You can't buy class honey. Actually, flaunting his money would turn me right off. I speak sincerely. Ain't nothing worse that flaunting riches...

LadyMercedes:
It's not necessarily about big grammar, but proper tenses, and proper punctuation marks. Most of all, I hate abbreviations, they make you look lazy. I can understand abbreviating words in text messages, and Twitter, but WhatsApp, Facebook, etc, come on! You're not being charged per word, are you?

Starting a conversation with "Sup", or "Xup", or "PING!!!" is a major turn off, and makes the guy come across as childish. Don't expect the conversation to go smoothly from there.

Preach Sister..... I thought I was the only one left on planet earth that felt the same way.

henrygale:
True!.....for the ladies tho.

For both.

henrygale:
Turns men like me off too when dealing with a female. Sometimes, I try correcting a few and some of them turns it into an ugly scene,while d wise ones takes to the corrections and learns.
So,as it is for ladies, so it is also for men.

Yes. I can see why it's a complete turn-off for both men and women. Before meeting in-person and winning someone over with your personality and/or convince them that you look like the pictures you’ve submitted to the person, your words are what you bring to show and tell. When people meet, they take stock of what the other person wears, and how it’s worn. Whether it’s dirty, wrinkle, old and faded or new and off the runaway, what others wear helps in our assumption of who we think they are. The same goes for words. A note filled with errors may suggest you are careless, uneducated, rushed or at the very least, simply don’t give a damn.

UndisputedBosom:
What benefit do i get when i write with the best grammar and still got ignored

You get the benefit of being sexy lol. Research shows that good grammar makes you sexy.... You won't be ignored for long

1) Poor Grammar. Bad spelling and poor grammar are the biggest turnoffs for women when it come to texting the opposite sex. This is mostly because, making so much spell errors shows a lack of effort. That ultimately, is something which turns most women off, whether it's your English or your personal hygiene.

Hmmmmm!! Until women break the ritual of depending on men for money, cars etc and start becoming self reliant/ earning our own with disposable income; until such a time, we would never stop being abused, molested and humiliated by men! If I was the girlfriend I'd give him back his Car!! KMT!!

TeamGapTooth

heeey Im not about Palava, Im all about peace, Fellowship and a few laughs with my fellow Africans from around the world. my blog @ http://pearls4ann.multiply.com/ so no worries there!!! All in good faith! Anyhow Im gonna bow out gracefully, Peace you guys!!!

ROFLMAO, (Talk about taking the piss)

koolchicco:
@LadyAnn,Its good u gave up at last!Suffice to say that Mr. Potu remained indefatigable in his quest 4 culinary superiority.

What? Surely u Jest.!!!!,   Koolchicco u really must hate me!!! I did not succumb to defeat!! Men in general are forgiven if they cant cook,  (in any case, they quickly learn when they get to Uni or college to the folks in the USA.) With Girls its a whole kettle of fish. My version

Black eyed beans soaked overnight and peeled the next day
peeled beans  blended until paste and  scotch bonet pepper added with onions dried crayfish and maggi  and salt to taste(all blended)
Oil added.
steamed in pressure cooker for 1.5-2hrs (I dont have any Pyrex dishware so i use foil) lol



Potu's Ingredients alone was questionable. He tried to give the Moi Moi a make-over by adding Lobsters and Salmon but failed to realize that the dish is simpicity at it's best. LOL

He used powdered beans,  that's like asking what the difference is between instant cofee and coffee beans. Or Potatoes boiled and mashed vs instant powdered mash, (dont get me started!!!) The only problem with mine is it lacks Mother Africa's touch!!

@Potu Oh thank you Kind sir! U shouldnt have; However, I accept ur peace offerings with many thanks (((hugs))) and @ Koolchicco; I concur. [size=4pt]You see u have gained 17pints, Stick with me kiddo[/size]

Im not from Nigeria. Lived there for 6months though!!!